 Well, what do you know, I said to myself. Next thing I know, the thing is out the door into the street. I did what any sensible person would do. I ran after it and jumped on. Boy, that baby really took off. I've never seen a bed with this kind of acceleration. We were dodging in and out between cars. Then I saw the railroad crossing up ahead. Suddenly she stopped right in the middle of the track. Well, I realized I had to act fast. I figured I got her going once, I can do it again.