 Really? It's my best bet. I'm not a meat expert. Yeah, apparently not. At least not a meat historian. You put me on the spot, I'm going to say stuff like that. All right. Legend has it, in 1617, during dinner and after a few goblets of wine, King James I of England suddenly stood... You really don't know this one, huh? Okay. ...drew his sword, and laying it across the entree, declared, Gentlemen...