 I talked to one of my girlfriends that I had not spoken to in a long time. Turns out she's getting a divorce, her son ain't speaking to her, and she's losing her house. Now, I'm trying to figure out how in the world did all of this go so wrong so fast? Well, let me tell you. Turns out her son brought home an exchange student from Germany, who I guess was a little too fine for her to keep her hands off him. And when I spoke to her, I said, what were you thinking?