 Good old Bertie. She takes Independence Day pretty seriously. Well, I do too. That's why I want to be with Miss McKinley. She seems to like big shots, and by George, that's exactly what I am. I'll mesmerize her with my speech, and then take her to the hot dog stand. Never mind, Bertie. I'm right here. I wonder who that is. Hope the judge didn't decide to come back and speak in his bathing suit.