 the Magnificent Seven, the Dynamic Duo, and the Lone Ranger. That's what they called themselves. The Cartmans. My middle name, Glenn Cartman Lowry. My uncle, my mother's brother, Alfred Cartman, fathered 22 children. And when he was at his 78th birthday party, they took a photograph of him and his direct descendants, and there were over 120 people in the photograph. Wow.