 Give better parenting advice. Joe Biden leads there, too. What? People don't know the body of work there. Are you kidding me? Have you read Ashley Biden's diary? The kids were, I mean, Beau was the one who was not a train wreck. Yeah. I mean, sadly, it does happen, but I would not take parenting advice from Joe Biden. No way. Oh, be a more reliable designated driver. Joe Biden and Donald Trump are tied.