 I like the one about the woodchuck. Uh-huh. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, I'd let him. Oh, no. You're not quite right, you know. No? No, but the one I like is the one that goes, a tutor who tooted the flute was asked to tutor two fluters to toot. Yes. Said the toot to the tutor, is it harder to toot or to tutor two fluters to toot? Uh, zoot. Oh!