 Gosh, the Orpheum San Francisco. Gee, it seems like only yesterday. Yesterday? Look at this front page. Gold discovered in Alaska. Let's see that. Oh, yeah, I remember. When the news came in, they emptied the theater in two minutes. By the time I got my makeup off, you couldn't buy a shovel in the whole town. Just think, but for that I might have been known as Nugget Jack, the Klondike Kid. Mary, can't you just see me digging for gold? No, I seem to see you burying it.