 Oh, it's a story. Look, I've said, Ron, many times, if you can't make it as a sports writer, then you really ought to get out of the profession of writing because it lends everything. You've got glamour, you've got drama, you've got, like you say, interesting characters. These are performers, remember, so you're going to get an extraordinary percentage of them are going to be extroverts or well-spoken or funny, you know, and