 So I remember my college friend, Rob, he had just moved out here a month ago. I said, hey, Rob, can I stay with you? He was like, I'm sleeping on somebody's couch. I said, what? Anyways, he said, I met this Asian girl. She's Japanese, whatever. She really likes me. Tell her you're my cousin. Here's her address. I said, okay. So I went to her house. I just popped up at this lady's house. I was like, hey. She was like, what? You know, she couldn't speak English. I don't know Japanese. So I was like, hey, can I sleep on your couch? I'm signaling and whatnot. Anyways, I said Rob's name. I said, Rob, my cousin. She was like, oh.