 BBL. AOS. This whole thing is rigged. Donald Trump cannot risk debating Joe Biden, who's a walking corpse who can't string two sentences together. Uh, uh, easy fake Jake. Step on a rake Jake. Probably on Team Drake Jake. You know what? Forget the rules. Forget it. By the way, the real fake Jake is the Jake Gyllenhaal who DM'd me. I flew to Missouri to meet him. Turned out he was a 50-year-old man named Dennis. Thanks, CNN.