 Now, when I first saw that story, I thought, I bet someone trained that monkey to steal beer. I mean, what a great trick, right? You send in a big, mean-looking monkey into a convenience store, and you say, hey, bring me a case of Bush. You know, a monkey goes in. Nobody's going to stop him, right? And I thought, yeah, that's great. Somebody's trained their monkey, but the monkey is apparently drinking the beer.