 But even more so than just playing dirty, if you want to make it in politics, especially in Washington, D.C., you've got to be dirty yourself. You have to be a disgusting and repulsive, depraved person living a personal life or having a history of shady business deals or a dead hooker in your trunk or a long line of gay lovers that your wife doesn't know about if you want to be a politician. Why do you think so many of the people running this country are drug addicts and pedophiles?