 But it really was me. You see, I was... It was! Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you. I was more than happy to set you up with counseling for your trouble socializing and poor grades. Well, I do, Mike. But we can't stand for you endangering other students. For shame. Oh, well. Detention for you. But it was only in self-defense. No excuses, young man. We've got a zero-tolerance policy here. If I make an exception for you, I'll need to make one for everyone.