 They didn't have the money. They worked two jobs, my mom the prison guard, my dad the family court probation officer and a waiter on weekends to send all of their children to Catholic schools. And I was not going to take the little money that they might have that I didn't think they had at all, especially because I worked since I was eight as a paper boy, washed dishes at 12. I've told my story a million times. You're probably sick of hearing it. I don't blame you if you are.