 who was trying to smuggle snakes into the country, and they arrested him, he had 104 snakes in his pants. Oh, holy cow. He had them in little canvas bags inside of his pants. You had to best that one, didn't you? You had to best the hamster story somehow. Oh, no, no, no. I think the hamster story is far superior. Far superior. In creepiness or... Well, I'll give it to you. Yes, it is...