 Speaking of birds, they're really pushing the bird flu thing. So five human cases of bird flu in Colorado poultry workers, according to a health officials report reported by CBS News. They said five workers from a farm in northeast Colorado have bird flu. Four of them confirmed by the U.S. Shut it all down. Shut it all down. Burn the world. Burn it down. And the sob parlor in New York City. No, it's not a sad emo club. It's a place for people to go and cry in peace. It's actually a business. Why didn't I think of that?