 before i skip town for vacation man i am a mess but i'm about to get a lot messier on the road drunk and stupid there's no way to go through life well it'll be a great way to go through uh the holiday weekend so to everybody uh out there listening who is in on the joke that if you live in this country you have hit the lottery by virtue of the fact that you were born here uh happy birthday america gonna be 248 years old this week uh same age as nancy pelosi