 I was surprised that the police didn't know the difference between a gerbil and a hamster, but they didn't. But it was in fact four hamsters in the man's pants. How many gerbils or hamsters do they run into on a daily basis? I'd have to say not very many. Not very many, not very many. But what's odd, and I'm not gonna get into the story completely because I know we gotta go here. But we have this story in Columbus, the hamster guy. I've got another story of a guy in China