 When we do dumb ways to die, let me start over. We aren't making fun of these people who have met an untimely demise. We are merely sharing their story as a cautionary tale. There we are. That if you're not paying attention in public, death could be waiting for you around any corner. Though this would probably not happen here. But for the third time this year, a tourist has been trampled to death by a herd of elephants in South Africa.