 So they arrested him on petty theft, resisting an officer without violence, battery on law enforcement officer. He has more than two prior convictions of larceny. So that's some dedication, though. I mean, and he just goes out, gets snacks, man, just goes to get some snacks. Let's see. So this Florida man faces two charges because he told his ex to buy him new clothes or he's going to put nudie photos of her online.