 No, I've never heard that one. Number two, Doug Burgum, the thing that hurts... He looks like a young Abraham Lincoln. Right, he's a handsome man. Sure. I mean, amongst friends here, I have a story to tell. There is some reporting out there. I'm not going to say it because I don't divulge my source. I'm a serious journalist. That the 45th president has commented not about yours truly's facial hair, but has said...