 Grandmother, this doesn't taste good. I don't care. It's good for the environment. Who cares about you? You shouldn't be here anyway, you carbon mouth-breathing polluter. Yep, she's going to be a real joy to bring the grandkids home to. My goodness, this is what the New York Times wished to offer for the week of the 4th of July. A bitter old southern woman saying, I wish you wouldn't pop.