 Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep in the night on the 4th of July, but it doesn't make us good Americans to do such things. How can it possibly be American to look at the damage that fireworks can cause to the atmosphere, to the forest, to the wildlife, to our own beloved pets, and to ourselves? Y'all, this woman is a joy to be around, is she not?