 Why didn't you tell me this in private? Well, I just didn't feel it was my place. No, your place is on network television. Alan, it was an accident. An accident? So it was Custer's last stand. You want a scalp to hang on your belt? This is a cute one. I had this one made so people would say, Alan is losing his hair. Would you like that one? Or would you like a crew cut one I had made for the summer? Oh, this one might. Alan, you need a haircut.