 And doesn't want us to tell him how much stuff used to be in Double Stuff, which is now down to like... We've talked about this many times, but Double Stuff is basically single stuff at this point. Double Stuff is now is what single stuff was like 30 years ago. And even if the Oreo hack is a failure, at least you have a bag full of cookies to snack on before, during, and after the experiment, and not just a bag of air like this woman.