 Oh, God, there is a gerbil. Oh, there's a gerbil. What the heck? Multiple gerbils. Multiple gerbils in his pants. Multiple gerbils recovered. We're advising that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants. Well, turns out they were not gerbils. They were hamsters. Well, still to come on Miami Valley's morning news, some disease-bearing mosquitoes show up locally.