 Because we love our daddy. And we want him to come home safe. Please move over or slow down. So I have a mouse. No big deal. Actually, mice contaminate food and spread disease. Bedbugs? In my suitcase? No. Our hotel was spotless. Actually, bedbugs like any place there's people and cause itchy red welts. So I saw a cockroach. Okay, three. It's no emergency.