 Parker, don't panic when you hear the answer to this, okay? I'm telling my producer, don't panic. Don't panic. It's a legitimate place. Don't panic, Parker. Don't panic. Don't panic. Cops say an Iowa man was arrested after he was caught pleasuring himself where? A, a bus stop in front of a police department. B, a bedroom of a home during an open house. Or C, the parking lot of a convenience store chain called Come and Go.