 Remember those old black and white stereo TVs? I'm watching that, and as I look down the hallway, I see a face staring at me. And at the time, I really didn't have anything to go by, but it was like an upside-down teardrop with big dark eyes. And as an adult, I keep thinking maybe it was his senior. It might have been short. Whatever it was, it had to have been short. Anyway...