 As I sit and dilly-dally on the Capitol steps I take a look at my life and fantasize about the rest Cause I've been campaigning and fudging so long That even my party thinks my chances are strong But I never took a handout that I wasn't deserving Even if it's from some monk that I never heard of You better watch what you're driving and don't be smoking Cause me and my homies might be calling the shots I always do what's best for the common folk