 I know whenever I see a gun crime on TV, a crime including a gun, I immediately, my gun is out of control. I go to my safe, I open it up, all four of my pistols, my shotgun and my AR all immediately jump out into my hands and start firing randomly because it's contagious, you know. Here we go. Today, for the first time in the history of our office, I am issuing a Surgeon General's Advisory on Firearm Violence.