 I can hear your brain clicking. It's very funny. That was rather rude. You've been consistently rude to me for hours. Oh, never mind. Why have you? I'm always rude to people I like. Do you like me? Enormously. How sweet of you. But I don't like your methods. Methods? What methods? You're far too pleasant to occupy yourself with the commonplace. And you spoil yourself by trying to be clever. Thank you. Anyhow, I don't know what you mean by commonplace. You mean you want me to explain? Not at all. Very well, I will. I shan't listen. You'll pretend not to, but you'll hear every word rarely.