 Teenage Slasher, I wrote it in two months. Most of my novels take about two months. The reason that I get them down on the page so fast, it's not because I'm the fastest typist in the West. It's not because I have the story in my head or any of that. It's because once I invest intellectually and emotionally enough in this world to make it real such that I can write about it, I immediately lose that line between fiction and the world. And