 I'll get you L'd really good, he wrote, like a blood oath in my 1986 high school yearbook. That's L'd as in the letter L. And getting L'd seemed important, especially if I was going to be giving my life over to the Torah, a text that placed greater emphasis on getting seed, as in circumcised. And so I went to Wildwood. And now I was back. How close did you live to the pier? Um...