 Do you charge five shillings for everything? Yes. Why? It's my system. I'm what's called a five shilling dentist. He's just met the strong-willed members of the Clandon family. We'll introduce you to the woman of the 20th century, our sister Gloria. And while Valentine courts Gloria, the younger Clandon twins have gone in search of their father. He may be alive. I hope not. No man alive shall father me. Who turns out to be Valentine's surly and condescending landlord, Mr. Crampton.