 You could be a leading guy. Oh, thank you. In a show. Like, you could be on a sitcom or a movie and be a leading guy. The love interest. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And I long for a life when a world when the 400-pound me could have done the same thing. I, strangely, have found myself less interested in being on screen than ever, now that I have lost weight. I...