 wrote an entire editorial from the editorial board, fantasizing about Joe Biden stepping down, writing a fake speech for him. Quote, my fellow Americans, today we celebrate not just the birth of our nation, but the life it has lived. How have we lasted this long? How have we endured, grown, prospered? Our extraordinary framers were steered by a revolutionary premise. Our union would never be perfect. We would not be governed by an all-powerful king or a sovereign.