 First lady's going to miss this, Gene, I think. Oh, she's been Lady Macbeth by? No more Vanity Fair, huh? Oh, she's getting hammered. Rehoboth Beach? You kidding me? No. Anyway, so it turns out, now this story's two years old. Nobody picked up on it because some blogger was the first to report on it. Depending on which side you believe, either she ordered the Marine Band to compose a piece of music for her to be introduced to, or conversely, the Marine Band went to her and said, we'd like to give you this gift.