 I learned about this term, almond moms, in the last month or so. Ooh, what's an almond mom? An almond mom is the mom who smacks the cheese that's out of your hand and replaces it with a bag with five almonds in it. And who's like, oh, you're getting a little chunky, or we're going to have to get new clothes for you, like that kind of stuff. And we didn't have that.