 3-0 duels, and I'm just two sheets to the moon. Oh, my goodness. In national news, a man is accused of breaking into a pet store and was found sleeping with hamsters in his pants. You know what that reminds me of? Yes. Richard Gere. That was from the 80s. It was a gerbil. It was a gerbil, not a hamster. It was a gerbil.