 Ah, minor league baseball. Isn't it something? The Oakland A's threatened that, I believe, one night already in June. Didn't really come to that, so the Riverdogs still hold the record. Isn't that unbelievable? We're going to have a party outside. Come watch the last four innings. But is zero really in attendance? They should have let one person in, and the attendance was one. That's what I would have done. I'm not in charge of the minor league team. Zero doesn't feel like a number to me. Therefore, I say it doesn't count.