 $5? Wow. You can't even buy a hamburger for $5. Alligator bites? Alligator bites, $6.99. I love that. You can't even come close to an alligator for that price. No, you can't. But if you get bit by an alligator, you stay bit. Oh, you know what's a shame? These burgers. They're gourmet burgers. I use filet mignon and ribeye, grind it up.