 I didn't realize I was on a bidet. It's kind of the same thing, just an unexpected bidet. Except that the bidet will lift you off the seat because the water has been sitting there and it's not warm. Yeah, you want warm water on a bidet. Well, you didn't. I didn't. See, and that makes the horror of falling into the toilet that much more awful. Dave, work with me here. You're half asleep. You didn't want to get up, but now you're up and you've got to go pee.