 You only have to have neck bubbles if you're that old to have neck bubbles. I don't have neck bubbles yet. Then why in the world does every selfie from every woman that's ever on Facebook get elevated? Why does every middle-aged man that does a selfie have to be nasal hair? Why? Do you know how hard it is to get these hairs just right as they exit? They're sitting here like this, every picture, like this.