 Holiday World and Splashin' Safari, our family loves you. But look, I'm trying to teach my kids there's nothing free in life, and then we get here and there's a lot that's free. Parking, sunscreen, soft drinks. We love water coasters like Mammoth, the new family coaster Good Gravy, and 500 drones lighting up the sky. But the whole ride home, all I hear is... Free parking! Free parking! Free parking!