 Plus, you're not exactly would be considered a financial advisor. You have no experience whatsoever. You've never done a budget period. The bulk of your work in a month is is is staggering to the mailbox to get your check. And you don't even do that without an FEP because you're scared of your own shadow. And sometimes I heard you forget to take your CPAP off. You have to have the mailbox with a stinking CPAP on. What's wrong with you?