 Uh, Monday morning. What? It's Monday already? How was your weekend? Not nearly long enough. Today's a big day. What do you mean? Today's the day we can all go back to work. You're a weirdo. Why is that? I hate Mondays. Mondays are the worst. Oh, that's optimistic. I admire your optimism. So that means it is opposite day. Nope, it's just Monday. But it's also showtime.