 Jason couldn't do anything about that first part, but he could help with the second. And shortly after his election, the village attorney found a loophole. Basically, if the wedding was properly solemnized and the couple didn't have a license, they were still legally considered married under state law. Except the person doing the solemnization is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a year in jail and a $1,000 fine. So we thought we could just...