 Get the crime scene examiner newspaper for 50 cent at a store near you. Jackson, Humboldt, Bells, Alamo, and Trenton. Check it out online at csenewsnow.com. Here's a fun fact for you. The average chameleon can point their eyes in two different directions. On the other hand, the average human can't. So unless you're a chameleon, there's absolutely no way you can focus on texting and driving at the same time. So don't do it. Unless you're a chameleon.