 An ear bandage is so unnecessary, says the people who wore a mask for two years. And some still are. Well, look, you got to admit that that thing kind of looks like a female feminine product that's stuck on his hair. A panty liner. That's what you're trying to say. A panty liner. They put a pillowcase over his damn hair. I mean, look, put a Keurig Band-Aid up in there, flesh tone. You never know.