 And, oh, darn it, a wife. A beautiful wife who, thank God, never listens to this show. And why doesn't she listen to this show? Because, and I quote, we hear your show all week. Every time I talk, she thinks she's hearing my show. But she doesn't. Because she doesn't know about my sudden, instant, and I promise you, fleeting infatuation with the New York Post's Lydia Moynihan.