 There are bad ideas in the world, and there are people who have never questioned whether or not their ideas are a bad idea. These people are inadvertently hilarious because they put themselves through a tremendous amount of pain, and we laughed. The Germans, they called it schadenfreude. Schadenfreude? Schadenfreude. Schadenfreude. Schadenfreude. That is taking pleasure in other people's pain, as has been described, a term that is perfectly German. How dare you, sir?