title: What's the funniest user request you've ever had?
body: <p>Users sometimes come up with the most amusing, weird and wonderful requirements for programmers to design and implement.</p>
  
  <p>Today I read a memo from my boss that we need the "ability to import any excel or access data, irrespective of size, easily and quickly."</p>
  
  <p>From the same memo, we have a requirement to "know if anyone unauthorized accessed the system" - as if a hacker is going to leave his calling card wedged between an index and a foreign key somewhere.</p>
  
  <p>I think my boss has been watching too much "Star Trek"... :)</p>
  
  <p>What's the funniest user request you've ever had?</p>