title: Search database for offensive words
body: <p>I am looking on running a search on my database at set intervals for a list of words I consider offensive (because I am an authoritarian dictator and I hate free speech - I rule with an Iron fist).</p>
  
  <p>How would I most efficiently search my database for a list of keywords? The two columns I intend to search are indexed as Fulltext.</p>
  
  <p>If anyone knows of a list of offensive words that would be useful too.</p>
  
  <p><strong>A note to those who ridicule my attempts at censorship</strong></p>
  
  <p>I have will have two systems in place. The first is a report function which is checked daily by admins. The second tool to combat the dissenters is this one. All it needs to be is a word search so that the admin may check through and descide if the content is offensive or not.</p>