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English
1823
This touching trait in his character is always held in great esteem by the audience and is much applauded. The good stage lawyer is never by any chance a married man. (Few good men are, so we gather from our married lady friends.) THIS TOUCHING TRAIT IN HIS CHARACTER IS ALWAYS HELD IN GREAT ESTEEM BY THE AUDIENCE AND IS MUCH APPLAUDED THE SAGE LAWYER IS NEVER BY ANY CHANCE A MARRIED MAN FEW GOOD MEN ARE SO WE GATHER FROM OUR MARRIED LADY FRIENDS
professional duties. A good gossip with a few chance acquaintances about the family secrets of his employers is food and drink for the stage lawyer. They all go about telling their own and their friends' secrets to perfect strangers on the stage. Whenever two people have five minutes to spare on the stage they tell each other the story of their lives. "Sit down and I will tell you the story of my life" is the stage equivalent for the "Come and have a drink" of the outside world. The good stage lawyer has generally nursed the heroine on his knee when a baby (when she was a baby, we mean)--when she was only so high. It seems to have been a part of his professional duties. The good stage lawyer also kisses all the pretty girls in the play and is expected to chuck the housemaid under the chin. It is good to be a good stage lawyer. The good stage lawyer also wipes away a tear when sad things happen; and he turns away to do this and blows his nose, and says he thinks he has a fly in his eye.  THAT HE MEETS AS PART OF HIS PROFESSIONAL DUTIES A GOOD GOSSIP WITH A FEW CHANCE ACQUAINTANCES ABOUT THE FAMILY SECRETS OF HIS EMPLOYERS IS FOOD AND DRINK FOR THE STAGE LAWYER THEY ALL GO ABOUT TELLING THEIR OWN AND THEIR FRIENDS SECRETS TO PERFECT STRANGERS ON THE STAGE WHENEVER TWO PEOPLE HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO SPARE ON STAGE THEY TELL EACH OTHER THE STORY OF THEIR LIVES SIT DOWN AND I WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE IS THE STAGE EQUIVALENT OF COME AND HAVE A DRINK OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD THE GOOD STAGE LAWYER HAS GENERALLY NURSED THE HEROINE ON HIS KNEE WHEN A BABY WHEN SHE WAS A BABY WE MEAN WHEN SHE WAS ONLY SO HIGH IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF HIS PROFESSIONAL DUTIES THE GOOD STAGE LAWYER ALSO KISSES ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS IN THE PLAY AND IS EXPECTED TO CHUCK THE HOUSEMATE UNDER THE CHIN IT IS GOOD TO BE A GOOD STAGE LAWYER THE GOOD STAGE LAWYER ALSO WIPES AWAY A TEAR WHEN SAD THINGS HAPPEN AND TURNS AWAY TO DO THIS AND BLOWS HIS NOSE AND SAYS HE THINKS THAT THE FLY IS IN HIS EYE
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