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I walked up and down it bout an hour and a half, and I couldn't find any stock exchange or see any place fer watterin' any stock. I couldn't see a pig nor a cow, nor a sheep nor a calf, or anything else that looked like stock to me. I WALKED UP AND DOWN IT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND I COULDN'T FIND ANY STOCK EXCHANGE OR SEE ANY PLACE FOR WATER IN ANY STOCK I COULDN'T SEE A PIG NOR A COW NOR A SHEEP NOR A CALF NOR ANYTHING ELSE THAT LOOKED LIKE STOCK TO ME
 I put in most of my spare time tryin' to git it to say "Uncle Josh," but the durned critter wouldn't do it, so I got mad at him one day and throwed him out in the barn yard amongst the chickens, and left him thar. Wall, when I went out the next mornin', I tell you thar wuz a sight. Half of them chickens wuz dead, and the rest of 'em wuz skeered to death, and that durned parrit had a rooster by the neck up agin the barn, and jist a givin' him an awful whippin', and every time he'd hit him he'd say, "Now you say Uncle Josh, gol durn you, you say Uncle Josh." Uncle Josh in Wall Street I USED to read in our town paper down home at Punkin Centre a whole lot about Wall street and them bulls and bears, and one thing and another, so I jist sed to myself--now Joshua, when you git down to New York City, that's jist what you want to see. Wall, when I got to New York, I got a feller to show me whar it wuz, and I'll be durned if I know why they call it Wall street; it didn't hav any wall round it.  SECTION ZERO SIX OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN WALL STREET I USED TO READ IN OUR TOWN PAPER DOWN HOME AT PUNKIN CENTRE A WHOLE LOT ABOUT WALL STREET AN THEM BOWLS AN BARS AN ONE THING AN ANOTHER SO I JEST SAID TO MYSELF NOW JOSHUA WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WELL WHEN I GOT DOWN TO NEW YORK I GOT A FELLER TO SHOW ME WHERE IT WAS AND I'LL BE DARNED IF I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT WALL STREET IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY WALL AROUND IT
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