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They had a half back and a quarter back; I suppose when they got through with that feller he wuz a hump back. Anyhow, if that's what they call foot ball playin', your Uncle Josh don't want any foot ball in his'n. THEY HAD A HALF BACK AND A QUARTER BACK I SUPPOSE WHEN THEY GOT THROUGH WITH THAT FELLER HE WAS A HUMPBACK ANYHOW THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL FOOTBALL PLANNED YOUR UNCLE JOSH DON'T WANT ANY FOOTBALL IN HIS'N
n't any medals; He dwelt upon the treble And he flirted with the base, He almost made that organ Jump right out of its case. Wall, the cider got in old Jim's head And in his fingers, too, So he played some dancin' music And old Yankee Doodle Doo; He shocked old Deacon Witherspoon And scared poor Sister Morgan, And jist busted up the meetin' At the unveilin' of the organ. Uncle Josh Plays a Game of Base Ball I HAD heered a whole lot 'bout them games of foot ball they have in New York, so while I was thar I jist cum to the conclusion I'd see a game of it, so went out to one of their city pasters to see a game of foot ball. Wall now I must say I didn't see much ball playin' of any kind. All I got to see wuz about fifty or sixty ambulances, and I think about that many surgons and phisicians. Wall, from what I could see of the game I calculate they needed all of them. I saw one feller and 'bout fifty others had him down, and it jist looked as though they wuz all trying to get a kick at him.  SECTION TWENTY NINE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH PLAYS A GAME OF BASEBALL I HAD HEERD A WHOLE LOT BOUT THEM GAMES A FOOTBALL THEY HAVE IN NEW YORK SO WHILE I WAS THAR I JUST COME TO THE CONCLUSION I'D SEE A GAME OF IT SO I WENT OUT TO ONE OF THEIR CITY PASTURES TO SEE A GAME OF FOOTBALL WELL NOW I MUST SAY I DIDN'T SEE MUCH BALL PLAYIN OF ANY KIND ALL I GOT TO SEE WAS ABOUT FIFTY OR SIXTY AMBULANCES AND I THINK ABOUT THAT MANY SURGEONS AND PHYSICIANS WELL FROM WHAT I COULD SEE OF THE GAME I CALCULATE THEY NEEDED ALL OF THEM I SAW ONE FELLER AND BOUT FIFTY OTHERS HAD HIM DOWN AND IT LOOKED AS THOUGH THEY WAS TRYIN TO ALL GIT A KICK AT HIM
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