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You see I sed to a feller, now whar abouts in New York do you folks git your washin' done; when I left hum to come down here I lowed I had enuff with me to do me, but I've stayed here a little longer than I calculated to, and if I don't git some washin' done purty soon, I'll have to go and jump in the river. YOU SEE I SAID TO A FELLER NOW WHEREABOUTS IN NEW YORK DO YOU FOLKS GET YOUR WASHING DONE WHEN I LEFT HOME TO COME DOWN HERE I LOWED I HAD ENOUGH WITH ME TO DO ME BUT I'VE STAYED HERE A LITTLE LONGER THAN I CALCULATED TO AND IF I DON'T GET SOME WASHIN DONE PURTY SOON I'LL HAVE TO GO AND JUMP IN THE RIVER
a bin in Henry's house I'd took a wrestle out of him. Wall they had a lot of furrin dishes, sumthin what they called beef all over mud, and another what they called a-charlotte russia-a little shavin' mug made out of cake and full of sweetened lather, wall that was mighty good eatin', though it took a lot of them, they wasn't very fillin'. Then they handed me somethin' what they called ice cream, looked to me like a hunk of casteel soap, wall I stuck my fork in it and tried to bite it, and it slipped off and got inside my vest, and in less than a minnit I wuz froze from my chin to my toes. I guess I cut a caper at Henry's house. Uncle Josh in a Chinese Laundry I S'POSE I got tangled up the other day with the dogondest lookin' critter I calculate I ever seen in all my born days, and I've bin around purty considerable. I'd seen all sorts of cooriosoties and monstrosities in cirkuses and meenagerys, but that wuz the fust time I'd ever seen a critter with his head and tail on the same end.  SECTION ZERO FOUR OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN A CHINESE LAUNDRY I S'POSE I GOT TANGLED UP THE OTHER DAY WITH THE DOG GONDEST LOOKIN CRITTER I CALK'LATE I EVER SEEN IN ALL MY BORN DAYS AND I BEEN AROUND PURTY CONSIDERABLE I'D SEEN ALL SORTS O CURIOSITIES AND MONSTROSITIES AND CIRCUSES AND MENAGERIES BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER SEEN A CRITTER WITH HIS HEAD AND TAIL ON THE SAME END
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