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I wuz walkin' down the street one day and I seen a sine, it sed "Quick Lunch." Wall, I felt a little hungry, so I went into the resturant or bordin' house, or whatever they call it, and they had some sines hangin' on the walls in thar that jist about made me laff all over. I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND I SEEN A SIGN IT SAID QUICK LUNCH WELL I FELT A LITTLE HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO THE RESTAURANT OR BOARD'N HOUSE OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT AND THEY HAD SOME SIGNS HANGING ON THE WALLS IN THERE THAT JUST ABOUT MADE ME LAUGH ALL OVER
a wire, and the durned thing commenced runnin' all over the store. Wall now you can jist bet your boots I lit out right after it; I chased it up one side and down the other, I knocked down five or six wimmin clerks, and I upset five or six bargain counters; I took a wrastle out of that bald-headed feller, and jist then some one commenced to holler "CASH" and I sed yep, that's what I'm after. Wall I chased that durned little baskit round 'til I got up to it, and when I did I was right thar whar I started from. Gee whiz, I never felt more foolish in all my life. Prosperity--Consists principally of contentment; for the man who is contented is prosperous, in his own way of thinking, though his neighbors may have a different opinion. --Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh's Comments on the Signs Seen in New York I SEEN a good many funny things when I wuz in New York, but I think some of the sines what they've got on some of the bildins' are 'bout as funny as anything I ever seen in my life.  SECTION ELEVEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH'S COMMENTS ON THE SIGNS SEEN IN NEW YORK I SEEN A GOOD MANY FUNNY THINGS WHEN I WAS IN NEW YORK BUT I THINK SOME OF THE SIGNS WHAT THEY GOT ON SOME OF THE BUILDINGS ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
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