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I wuz the talk of the whole community; mother didn't speak to me fer about a week, and Aunt Nancy Smith sed I wuz a burnin' shame and a disgrace to the village, but I notice Nancy has asked me a good many questions about jist how it was, and I wouldn't wonder if we didn't find Nancy out in the cornfield one of these days. I WAS THE TALK OF THE WHOLE COMMUNITY MOTHER DIDN'T SPEAK TO ME FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND AIN'T NANCY SMITH SAID I WAS A BURNING SHAME AND A DISGRACE TO THE VILLAGE BUT I NOTICED NANCY HAS ASKED ME A GOOD MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT JUST HOW IT WAS AND I WOULDN'T WONDER IF WE DIDN'T FIND NANCY OUT IN THE CORNFIELD ONE OF THESE DAYS
her boat and run over us, and under we went ker-souse. Wall I managed to get out to the bank, and that female woman sed I was a base vilian to not rescue a lady from a watery grave. And I jist told her if she had kept her mouth shet she wouldn't hav swallered so much of the pond. Wall they had one place what they called the Middle Way Plesumps, and another place what they called The Streets of Caro, and they had a lot of shows a goin' on along thar. Wall I went into one of 'em and sot down, and I guess if they hadn't of shet up the show I'd a bin sottin' thar yet. I purty near busted my buttins a laffin'. They had a lot of gals a dancin' some kind of a dance; I don't know what they called it, but it sooted me fust rate. When I got home, the more I thought about it the more I made up my mind I'd learn that dance. Wall I went out in the corn field whar none of the neighbors could see me, and I'll be durned if I didn't knock down about four akers of corn, but I never got that dance right. ED TO WADE OUT WHEN ALONG COME ANOTHER BOAT AN RUN OVER US AND UNDER WE WENT FOR SOUTH WALL I MANAGED TO GET OUT TO THE BANK AND THAT FEMALE WOMAN SAID I WAS A BASE VILLAIN TO NOT RESCUE A LADY FROM A WATERWY GRAVE I JEST TOLD HER IF SHE HAD KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SWALLOWED SO MUCH O THE POND WELL THEY HAD ONE PLACE WHAT THEY CALL THE MIDDLE WAY PLEASANTS AN ANOTHER PLACE WHAT THEY CALL THE STREETS O KAY ROW AND THEY HAD A LOT OF SHOWS A GOIN ON ALONG THAR WELL I WENT INTO ONE OF EM AN SOT DOWN AND I GUESS IF THEY HADN'T A SHUT UP THE SHOW I'D A BEEN SOMETIN THAR YET I PURTY NEAR BUSTED MY BUTTONS A LAFFIN THEY HAD A LOT O GALS A DANCIN SOME KIND OF A DANCE I DUNNO WHAT THEY CALLED IT BUT IT SUITED ME FUST RATE WHEN I GOT HOME THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE I MADE UP MY MIND I'D LEARN THAT DANCE WELL I WENT OUT IN THE CORN FIELD WHERE NONE OF THE NEIGHBOURS COULD SEE ME AND I'D BE DURNED IF I DIDN KNOCK DOWN ABOUT FOUR ACRES OF CORN BUT I NEVER GOT THAT DANCE RIGHT
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