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Wall, Jim Lawson fell off'n a wash tub and Ruben Hendricks cut his thumb with his new jack knife, and Deacon Witherspoon sed: "No, Si, that baptizin' didn't take." And Ezra  wall, it wan't his say. WELL JIM LAWSON FELL OFF IN A WASH TUB AND REUBEN HENDRIX CUT HIS THUMB WITH HIS NEW JACKKNIFE AND DEACON WEATHERSPOON SAID NO SAH THAT BAPTIZING DIDN'T TAKE AND EZRA WELL IT WARN'T HIS SAY
other color; ye never seen a hen lay brooms, did ye? Brooms is sort of article of commerce, Ezra, and I want cash fer 'em." Wall, Ezra, he looked 'round the store and thot fer a spell, and then he sed: "Tell ye what I'll do, Si; I'll gin ye half cash and the other half trade, how'll that be?" Si sed: "Guess that'll be all right, Ezra. Whar will I put the brooms?" Ezra sed: "Put them in the back end of the store, Si, and stack 'em up good; I hadn't got much room, and I've got a lot of things comin' in from Boston and New York." Wall, after Si had the brooms all in, he sed: "Wall, thar they be, five dozen on 'em." Ezra sed: "Sure thar's five dozen?" Si sed: "Yas; counted 'em on the wagon, counted 'em off agin, and counted 'em when I made 'em." So Ezra sed: "Wall, here's your money; now what do you want in trade?" Si looked 'round fer a spell and sed: "I don't know, Ezra; don't see anything any of our folks pertickerly stand in need on. If it's all the same to you, Ezra, I'll take BROOMS?  EGGS DON'T IT SI SAID YES AN THAT'S A GRAY HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR YOU NEVER SEEN A HEN LAY BROOMS DID YOU BROOM'S IS SORT O ARTICLE O COMMERCE EZRA AND I WON'T CASH FOR EM WELL EZRA HE LOOKED ROUND THE STORE AND HE THOUGHT FOR A SPELL AND THEN HE SAID TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO SI I'LL GIN YOU HALF CASH AN THE OTHER HALF TRADE HOW THAT BE SI SAID GUESS THAT'LL BE ALL RIGHT EZRA WHERE WILL I PUT THE BROOMS EZRA SAID PUT THEM IN THE BACK END OF THE STORE SIH AND STACK EM UP GOOD I HAIN'T GOT MUCH ROOM AND I'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS COMING IN FROM BOSTON IN NEW YORK WELL AFTER SIH HAD THE BROOMS ALL IN HE SAID WELL THAR THEY BE FIVE DOZEN ON EM EZRA SAID SURE THATS FIVE DOZEN CIH SAID YES COUNTED HIM ON THE WAGON COUNTED HIM OFF AGAIN AND COUNTED EM WHEN I MADE EM SO EZRA SAID WELL HERE'S YOUR MONEY NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT IN TRADE SI LOOKED ROUND FOR A SPELL AND SAID I DON'T KNOW EZRA DON'T SEE ANYTHING ANY OF OUR FOLKS PARTICULAR STAND IN NEED ON IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU EZRA I'LL TAKE BROOMS
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