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Wall I got on one of them street cars one day, and it wuz purty crowded, and thar wa'nt any place fer me to sot down, so I had to hang onto one of them little harness straps along side of the car. WELL I GOT ON ONE OF THEM STREET CARS ONE DAY AN IT WAS PURTY CROWDED AN THERE WARN'T ANY PLACE FOR ME TO SOT DOWN SO I HAD TO HANG ON ONE OF THEM LITTLE HARNESS STRAPS ALONGSIDE OF THE CAR
under they thought a feller wuz a goin' to cum in, on hoss back, or on a bisickle, or how. And then I seen another sine, it wuz in a winder and had a lot of tools around it, and the sine sed, "Cast iron sinks." Wall, now, any durned fool what don't know that cast iron sinks, ought to have some one feel his head and find out what ails him. Uncle Josh on a Street Car NOW I'll jist bet I had more fun to the squar inch while I wuz in New York, than any old feller what ever broke out of a New England smoke house. I had a little the durnd'st time a ridin' on them street cars what they got thar. Wall I wa'nt a ridin' on 'emnear as much as I wuz a runnin' after 'em tryin' to ketch 'em. Gosh, I wuz a runnin' after street cars and fire ingines, and every durned thing with red wheels on it, I calculate I run about a mile and a half after a feller one day to tell him the water what he had in his wagon wuz all leakin' out, and when I caught up to him I found out it wuz a durned old sprinklin' cart.  SECTION TWELVE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY CARNES STUART THIS LIBERAL BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH ON A STREET CAR NOW I'LL JEST BET I HAD MORE FUN TO THE SQUIRE INCH WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK THAN ANY OLD FELLER WHART EVER BROKE OUT OF A NEW ENGLAND SMOKE HOUSE I HAD A LITTLE OF THE DURNED DIS TIME A RIDININ ON THEM STREET COURSE WOT THEY GOT THAR WALL I WANT A RIDIN ON EM NEAR AS MUCH AS I WAS A RUNNIN AFTER EM TRYIN TO CATCH EM GOSH I WAS A RUNNIN AFTER STREET CARS AN FIRE INJUNS AN EVERY DURNED THING WITH RED WHEELS ON IT I CALCULATE I RUN ABOUT A MILE AN A HALF AFTER A FELLER ONE DAY TO TELL HIM THE WATER WHAT HE HAD IN HIS WAGON WAS ALL LEAKIN OUT AND WHEN I CALLED UP TO HIM I FOUND OUT IT WAS A DURNED OLD SPRINKLIN CART
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