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English
1823
In real life we have heard of young solicitors, of foppish solicitors, of short solicitors; but on the stage they are always very thin and very old. IN REAL LIFE WE HAVE HEARD OF YOUNG SOLICITORS OF FOPPISH SOLICITORS OF SHORT SOLICITORS BUT ON THE STAGE THEY ARE ALWAYS VERY THIN AND VERY OLD
y we mean). The comic man never goes out for a day's pleasure without coming home a wreck. If he merely goes to tea with his girl at her mother's, he swallows a muffin and chokes himself. The comic man is not happy in his married life, nor does it seem to us that he goes the right way to be so. He calls his wife "his old Dutch clock," "the old geyser," and such like terms of endearment, and addresses her with such remarks as "Ah, you old cat," "You ugly old nutmeg grater," "You orangamatang, you!" etc., etc. Well, you know that is not the way to make things pleasant about a house. Still, with all his faults we like the comic man. He is not always in trouble and he does not make long speeches. Let us bless him. THE LAWYER. He is very old, and very long, and very thin. He has white hair. He dresses in the costume of the last generation but seven. He has bushy eyebrows and is clean shaven. His chin itches considerably, so that he has to be always scratching it. His favorite remark is "Ah!  THIS IS A LIBER OF OX RECORDING ALL LIBERVOX RECORDINGS ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO VOLUNTEER PLEASE VISIT W DOT LIBERVOX DOT HAWKE THE LAWYER IN STAGE LAND BY JEROME K JEROME HE IS VERY OLD AND VERY LONG AND VERY THIN HE HAS WHITE HAIR HE DRESSES IN THE COSTUME OF THE LAST GENERATION BUT SEVEN HE HAS BUSHY EYEBROWS AND IS CLEAN SHAVEN HIS CHIN ITCHES CONSIDERABLY SO THAT HE HAS TO ALWAYS BE SCRATCHING IT HIS FAVORITE REMARK IS AH
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