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English
1823
He does suffer so with his trousers. He has to stop and pull them up about twice every minute. One of these days, if he is not careful, there will be an accident happen to those trousers. If the stage sailor will follow our advice, he will be warned in time and will get a pair of braces. HE DOES SUFFER SO WITH HIS TROUSERS HE HAS TO STOP AND PULL THEM UP ABOUT TWICE EVERY MINUTE ONE OF THESE DAYS IF HE IS NOT CAREFUL THERE WILL BE AN ACCIDENT HAPPEN TO THOSE TROUSERS IF THE STAGE SAILOR WILL FOLLOW OUR ADVICE HE WILL BE WARNED IN TIME AND WILL GET A PAIR OF BRACES
he villains mistake them for members of the band and tell them all their plans. If the villains can't get themselves found out that way, then they go into a public tea-garden and recount their crimes to one another in a loud tone of voice. They evidently think that it is only fair to give the detective a chance. The detective must not be confounded with the policeman. The stage policeman is always on the side of the villain; the detective backs virtue. The stage detective is, in fact, the earthly agent of a discerning and benevolent Providence. He stands by and allows vice to be triumphant and the good people to be persecuted for awhile without interference. Then when he considers that we have all had about enough of it (to which conclusion, by the bye, he arrives somewhat late) he comes forward, handcuffs the bad people, sorts out and gives back to the good people all their various estates and wives, promises the chief villain twenty years' penal servitude, and all is joy. THE SAILOR.  THIS IS A LIBERALLOX RECORDING ALL LIBERVOX RECORDINGS ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO VOLUNTEER PLEASE VISIT W DOT LIBERVOX DOT HAWKE THE SAILOR IN STAGE LAND BY JEROME K JEROME
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