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Wall, I jist peeled off my coat and got a good holt on that war club and I jist whaled away at that durned little ball, and by gum I missed it, and the boys all commenced to holler "foozle." WELL I JEST PEELED OFF MY COAT GOT A GOOD HALT ON THAT WAR CLUB AND I JEST WAILED AWAY AT THAT DURNED LITTLE BALL AND BY GUM I MISSED IT AND ALL THE BOYS ALL COMMENCED TO HOLLER FOOZLE
game of golf. Wall, they took me out behind the woodshed whar mother couldn't see us and them durned boys dressed your uncle up in the dogondest suit of clothes I ever had on in my life. I had on a pair of socks that had more different colors in 'em than in Joseph's coat. I looked like a cross atween a monkey and a cirkus rider, and a-goin' across the medder our turkey gobbler took after me and I had an awful time with that fool bird. I calculate as how I'll git even with him 'bout Thanksgiving time. Wall, the boys took me into the paster, and they had it all dug up into what they called a "T," and they had a wheelbarrer full of little Injun war clubs. They called one a nibbler, and another a brassie, and a lot of other fool names I never heerd afore, and can't remember now. Then they brought out a little wooden ball 'bout as big as a hen's egg, and they stuck it up on a little hunk of mud. Then they told me to take one of them thar war clubs and stand alongside of the ball and hit it. E YOU COME OUT AND PLAY A GAME OF GOLF WELL THEY TOOK ME OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHED WHERE MOTHER COULDN'T SEE US AND THEM DURNED BOYS DRESSED YOUR UNCLE UP IN THE DOG GONDEST SUIT OF CLOTHES I EVER HAD ON IN MY LIFE I HAD ON A PARASOCKS THAT HAD MORE DIFF'RENT COLORS IN EM THAN IN JOSEPH'S COAT I LOOKED LIKE A CROSS ATWEEN A MONKEY AND A CIRCUS RIDER AN A GOIN ACROSS THE MEADOW OUR TURKEY GOBBLER TOOK AFTER ME AND I HAD A AWFUL TIME WITH THAT FOOL BIRD I CALCULATED HOW I'D GET EVEN WITH HIM ABOUT THANKSGIVVING TIME WELL THE BOYS TOOK ME INTO THE PASTURE AND THEY HAD IT ALL DUG UP INTO WHAT THEY CALLED A TEA AND THEY HAD A WHEELBARROW FULL OF LITTLE ENGINE WAR CLUBS THEY CALLED ONE A NIBBLER AN ANOTHER A BRASSEY AND A LOT OF OTHER FOOL NAMES I NEVER HEERD AFORE AND CAN'T REMEMBER NOW THEN THEY BROUGHT OUT A LITTLE WOODEN BALL ABOUT AS BIG AS A HEN'S EGG AND THEY STUCK IT UP ON A LITTLE HUNK OF MUD THEN THEY TOLD ME TO TAKE ONE OF THEM MY WAR CLUBS AND STAND ALONGSIDE OF THE BALL AND HIT IT
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