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We upset the stove and kicked out the winder, and I sot Mr. Hop Soon in the wash tub, and when I got out of thar I had somebody's washin' in one hand and about five yards of that pig tail in tother, and Mr. Hop Soon, he wuz standin' thar yellin'  ung wa moo ye song ki le yung noy song oowe pelecee, pelecee, pelecee. I had quite a time with that heathen critter. WE UPSET THE STOVE AND KICKED OUT THE WINDER AND I SET MISTER HOPSOON IN THE WASH TUB AND WHEN I GOT OUT OF THAR I HAD SOMEBODY'S WASHIN IN ONE HAND AND ABOUT FIVE YARDS OF THAT PIGTAIL IN T'OTHER AND MISTER HOPSOON HE WAS STANDIN THERE YELLING OOI MOSTY CONKILI COO YOUNG UNEE BELLIS BILLYSE BELICE I HAD QUITE A TIME WITH THAT HEATHERN CRITTER
nts for ten cents he could hav it, I didn't want to get tangled up in any lotery gamblin' bizness with that saucer faced scamp. So he giv me ten cents and he took the ticket, and in a couple of days I went round to git my washin', and that pig tailed heathen he wouldn't let me hev em, coz I'd lost that lotery ticket. So I sed--now look here Mr. Hop Soon, if you don't hop round and git me my collars and ciffs and other clothes what I left here, I'll be durned if I don't flop you in about a minnit, I will by chowder. Wall that critter he commenced hoppin around and a talkin faster 'n a buzz saw could turn, and all I could make out wuz--mee song lay tang moo me oo lay ung yong wo say mee tickee. Wall I seen jist as plain as could be that he wuz a tryin' to swindle me outen my clothes, so I made a grab fer him, and in less 'n a minnit we wuz a rollin' round on the floor; fust I wuz on top, and then Mr. Hop Soon wuz on top, and you couldn't hav told which one of us the pig tail belonged to. M IF HE WANTED MY CHANCE FOR TEN CENTS HE COULD HAVE IT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET TANGLED UP IN ANY LOTTERY GAMBLING BUSINESS WITH THAT SAUCER FACED SCAMP SO HE GIVE ME TEN CENTS AN HE TOOK THE TICKET AND IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WENT AROUND TO GET MY WASHIN AND THAT PIGTAILED HE THIN HE WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE EM CAUSE I'D LOST THAT LOTTERY TICKET SO I SAID NOW LOOK HERE MISTER HOPSOON IF YOU DON'T HOP AROUND AND GET ME MY COLLARS AND CUFFS AND OTHER CLOTHES WHAT I LEFT HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I DON'T FLOP YOU IN ABOUT A MINUTE IH WELL BY CHOWDER WHILE THAT CRITTER HE COMMENCED HOPPIN AROUND AND TALKING FASTER'N A BUST SAW COULD TURN AND ALL I COULD MAKE OUT WAS ME SONG LATE ON ME LOO LOOM LEGG IM SAY ME TICKY WELL I SEEN JEST AS PLAIN AS COULD BE THET HE WAS A TRYIN TO SWINDLE ME OUT IN MY CLOTHES SO I MADE A GRAB FER HIM AND IN LESS'N A MINUTE WE WAS A ROLLIN AROUND ON THE FLOOR FIRST I WAS ON TOP THEN MISTER HOP SOON WAS ON TOP AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD WHICH ONE OF US THE PIGTAIL BELONGED TO
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