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Wall, finally I got my clothes on and went into a room whar they had a row of little troughs to wash in, and fast as I could pump water in the durned thing it run out of a little hole in the bottom of the trough so I jest had to grab a handful and then pump some more. WELL FINALLY I GOT MY CLOTHES ON AND I WENT INTO A ROOM WHERE THEY HAD A ROW OF LITTLE TROUGHS TO WASH IN AND FAST AS I COULD PUMP WATER IN THE DURNED THING IT RUN OUT OF A LITTLE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TROUGH SO I JEST HAD TO GRAB A HANDFUL AND THEN PUMP SOME MORE
and the left one on the right foot, and I wuz so durned badly mixed up I didn't know which way the train wuz a runnin', and I bumped my head on the roof of the bed over me, and then sot down right suddin like to think it over when some feller cum along and stepped right squar on my bunion and I let out a war whoop you could a heerd over in the next county. Wall, along cum that durned porter and told me I wuz a wakin' up everybody in the keer. Then I started in to hunt fer my collar button, cause I sot a right smart store by that button, thar warns another one like it in Punkin Centre, and I thought it would be kind of doubtful if they'd have any like it in New York, wall I see one stuck right in the wall so I tried to git it out with my jack knife, when along came that durned black jumpin' jack dressed in soldier clothes and ast me what I wanted, and I told him I didn't want anything perticler, then he told me to quit ringin' the bell, guess he wuz a little crazy, I didn't see no bell. BOOT ON MY LEFT FOOT AND THE LEFT ONE ON MY RIGHT FOOT AN I WUZ SO DURNED BADLY MIXED UP I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY THE TRAIN WUZ A RUNNIN AND I BUMPED MY HEAD ON THE ROOF OF THE BED OVER ME AND THEN SOT DOWN RIGHT SUDDIN LIKE TO THINK IT OVER WHEN SOME FELLER CUM ALONG AND STEPPED RIGHT SQUAR ON MY BUNION AND I LET OUT A WAR WHOOP YOU COULD A HEERD OVER IN THE NEXT COUNTY WALL ALONG CUM THAT DURNED PORTER AND TOLD ME I WAS A WAKIN UP EVERYBODY IN THE KEER THEN I STARTED IN TO HUNT FER MY COLLAR BUTTON CAUSE I GOT A RIGHT SMART STORE BY THAT BUTTON THAR WARN'T ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT IN PUNKIN CENTRE AN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND OF DOUBTFUL IF THEY'D HAVE ANY LIKE IT IN NEW YORK WELL I SEE ONCE STUCK RIGHT IN THE WALL SO I TRIED TO GIT IT OUT WITH MY JACK KNIFE WHEN ALONG CAME THAT DURNED BLACK JUMPIN JACK DRESSED IN SOLDIER CLOTHES AND AST ME WHAT I WANTED AND I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING PARTICLER THEN HE TOLD ME TO QUIT RINGIN THE BELL CAUSE HE WAS A LITTLE CRAZY I DIDN'T SEE NO BELL
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