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Wall, Jim he cum over to my house and he sed, "Josh, let's you and me go down to the baptizin'." WELL JIM HE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HE SAID JOSH LETS YOU AND ME GO DOWN TO THE BAPTIZIN
, "Now let me see what little boy can tell me who slew the Philistines and whar at?" Wall, no one sed anything fer about a minnit, then a little red-headed feller down at the foot of the class sed, "Commodore Dewey, at Manila." The Deacon sed, "No, Henry, it wasn't Commodore Dewey what slew the Philistines, it wuz Sampson." Another little feller sed, "No, Deacon, I think you've sort of got it mixed up; he wasn't there; Schley is the feller what done the job, at Santiague." The Deacon sed, "Now, boys, you've bin readin' too much about them war doin's in the papers. Now what little boy can tell me what is the first commandment?" And Ezra Hoskins' boy sed, "Remember the main." Gosh, I had to go right out of the meetin' house, whar I could have a good laugh. Wall, I wouldn't have bin down thar in the fust place, or the second place, fer that matter, if it hadn't bin fer old Jim Lawson. You see, Jim he's a peculiar old critter. He's got one eye out; lost it lookin' fer a pension, I believe. WAS A TEACH IN THE SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS AND HE SAID NOW LET ME SEE WHAT LITTLE BOY CAN TELL ME WHO SLEW THE PHILISTINES AND WHEREAT WELL NO ONE SAID ANYTHING FOR ABOUT A MINUTE THEN A LITTLE RED HEADED FELLER DOWN AT THE FOOT OF THE CLASS SAID COMMODORE DOY AT MANILA THE DEACON SAID NO HENRY IT WASN'T COMMODORE DEWEY WHAT SLEW THE PHILISTINES IT WAS SAMSON ANOTHER LITTLE FELLER SAID NO DEACON I THINK YOU SORT O GOT IT MIXED UP HE WASN'T THIR SCHLEY IS THE FELLER WOT DONE THE JOB AT SANTIAGIE THE DEACON SAID NOW BOYS YOU BEN READIN TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM WAR DOIN'S IN THE PAPERS NOW WHAT LITTLE BOY KIN TELL ME WHAT IS THE FIRST COMMANDMENT AND EZRA HOSKINS BOY SAID REMEMBER THE MAIN HE HE GOSH I HAD TO GO RIGHT OUT OF THE MEETIN' HOUSE WHERE I COULD HAVE A GOOD LAUGH WELL I WOULDN'T A BEEN DOWN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE OR THE SECOND PLACE FOR THAT MATTER IF IT HADN'T A BEEN FOR OLD JIM LAWSON YOU SEE JIM HE'S A PECULIAR OLD CRITTER HE'S GOT ONE EYE OUT LOST IT LOOKIN FOR A PENSION I BELIEVE
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