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Gosh I had to snicker right out loud. Thar wuz a little boy a sottin' alongside of the big lady, and three ladys got onto the car all to onct, and thar wa'nt any place fer 'em to sot down, and so the big lady sed  "little boy, you'd oughter git up and let one of them ladys sot down," and the little boy sed, "you git up and they can all sot down." Wall by that time your uncle wuz a laffin' right out. GOSH I HAD TO SNICKER RIGHT OUT LOUD THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY A SOTTEN ALONGSIDE OF THE BIG LADY AND THREE LADIES GOT INTO THE CAR ALL AT ONCE AND THERE WARN'T ANY PLACE FOR THEM TO SOT DOWN SO THE BIG LADY SAID LITTLE BOY YOU ARE TO GET UP AN LET ONE OF THEM LADIES SIGHT DOWN AND THE LITTLE BOY SAID YOU GET UP AN THEY CAN ALL SIDE DOWN WHY ABOUT THAT TIME YOUR UNCLE WAS A LAFFIN RIGHT OUT
 a little ways and I stepped on a feller's toe, and gee whiz, he got madder'n a wet hen, he sed, 'can't you see whar you'r a steppin'?" I sed, "guess I kin, but you brought them feet in here, and I've got to step some whar." Wall every one begin to laff, and the conductor sed, "old man you'r makin' too much trouble, you'll have to move for'ard again," and I got off 'n the gosh durned old car; I paid him a nickel to ride, but I guess I might as well have walked, I wuz a walkin' purty much all the time I wuz in thar. Wall I got onto another car, and I got sot down, and I never laffed so much in all my life. Up in one end of the car thar wuz a little slim lady, and right along side of her wuz a big fleshy lady, and it didn't look as though the little slim lady wuz a gittin' more'n about two cents and a half worth of room, so finally she turned round to the fleshy lady and sed, "they ought to charge by weight on this line," and the big lady sed "Wall if they did they wouldn't stop fer you. TTLE FURTHER WELL I MOVED UP A LITTLE WAYS AND I STEPPED ON A FELLER'S TOE AND GEE WUZ HE GOT MADDER N A WET HEN HE SAID CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE A STEPPIN I SAID I GUESS I CAN BUT YOU BROUGHT THEM FEET IN HERE AN I GOT TO STEP SOMEWHERE WELL EVERYONE BEGIN TO LAUGH AND THE CONDUCTOR SAID OL MAN YOU'RE MAKIN TOO MUCH TROUBLE YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE FORRARD AGAIN AND I GOT OFF IN THE GOSH DURNED O CAR I PAID HIM A NICKEL TO RIDE BUT I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL A WALKED I WAS A WALKING PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME I WAS IN THERE WELL I GOT ON TO ANOTHER CAR AND I GOT SOTT DOWN AND I NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN ALL MY LIFE UP IN ONE END OF THE CAR THERE WAS A LITTLE SLIM LADY AND RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF HER WAS A BIG FLESHY LADY AND IT DIDN'T LOOK AS THOUGH THE LITTLE SLIM LADY WAS A GETTING MORE'N ABOUT TWO CENTS AND A HALF WORTH OF ROOM SO FINALLY SHE TURNED AROUND TO THE FLESHY LADY AND SAID THEY OUGHTER CHARGE BY WEIGHT ON THIS LINE AND THE BIG LADY SAID WELL IF THEY DID THEY WOULDN'T A STOPPED FOR YOU
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