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Wall, jist a little further up the street I seen another sine what sed "Boots blacked on the inside." WELL JIST A LITTLE FURTHER UP THE STREET I SEEN ANOTHER SIGN WHAT SAID BOOTS BLACKED ON THE INSIDE
t on some of the bildins' are 'bout as funny as anything I ever seen in my life. I wuz walkin' down the street one day and I seen a sine, it sed "Quick Lunch." Wall, I felt a little hungry, so I went into the resturant or bordin' house, or whatever they call it, and they had some sines hangin' on the walls in thar that jist about made me laff all over. I noticed one sine sed "Put your trust in the Lord," and right under it wuz another sine what sed "Try our mince pies." Wall, I tried one of them, and I want to tell you right now, if you eat many of them mince pies you want to put your trust in the Lord. Wall, I got out of thar, and I walked along fer quite a spell, and finally I cum to a store what had a lot of red, white and blue, and yeller and purple lights in the winder. Wall, I stopped to look at it, cos it wuz a purty thing, and they had a sine in that winder that jist tickled me, it sed, "Frog in your throat 10C." I wouldn't put one of them critters in my throat fer ten dollars. OF THE SIGNS WHAT THEY GOT ON SOME OF THE BUILDINGS ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND I SEEN A SIGN IT SAID QUICK LUNCH WELL I FELT A LITTLE HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO THE RESTAURANT OR BOARD'N HOUSE OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT AND THEY HAD SOME SIGNS HANGING ON THE WALLS IN THERE THAT JUST ABOUT MADE ME LAUGH ALL OVER I NOTICED ONE SIGN SAID PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE LORD AND RIGHT UNDER IT WAS ANOTHER SIGN WHAT SAID TRY OUR MINCE PIES WELL I TRIED ONE OF THEM AND I WANTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU EAT MANY OF THEM MINCE PIES YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE LORD WELL I GOT OUT THAR AN I WALKED ALONG FOR QUITE A SPELL AND FINALLY I CUM TO A STORE WHAT I HAD A LOT O RED WHITE AND BLUE AND YELLER AND PURPLE LIGHTS IN THE WINDER WELL I STOPPED TO LOOK AT IT CAUSE IT WAS A PURTY THING AND THEY HAD A SIGN IN THAT WINDER THAT JEST TICKLED ME IT SAID FROG IN YOUR THROAT TEN CENTS I WOULDN'T PUT ONE OF THEM CRITTERS IN MY THROAT FOR TEN DOLLARS
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