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Settin' right along side of me in the keer wuz an old lady, and she seemed sort of figity 'bout somethin' or other, and finaly she sed to me "mister, do these cars stop when we git on the other side of the bridge?" I sed, wall now if they don't you'll git the durndest bump you ever got in your life. SETTIN RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF ME IN THE CAR WAS AN OLD LADY SHE SEEMED SORT OF FIDGETIVE BOUT SOMETHIN OR OTHER AN FINALLY SHE SAID TO ME MISTER DO THESE CARS STOP WHEN WE GIT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE I SAID WELL NOW IF THEY DON'T YOU'LL GIT THE DURNEDEST BUMP YOU EVER GOT IN YOUR LIFE
eein' as how posession is 'bout nine points in the law, I'm goin' to keep her." So they went to law about it, and all Punkin Centre turned out to heer the trial. Wall, after Jim Lawson had heered both sides of the case, he sed: "The Cort is compelled, from the evidence sot forth in this case, to find for the plaintiff, the aforesaid Silas Pettingill, as agin' the defendant, the aforesaid Elijah Willet. We find from the evidence sot forth that the cow critter in question is a valuable critter, and wuth more 'n a year's paster and keep, and, tharfore, it is the verdict of this cort that the aforesaid defendant, Elijah Willet, shall keep the cow two weeks longer, and then she is hisn." Uncle Josh at Coney Island I'D heerd tell a whole lot at various times 'bout that place what they call Coney Iland, and while I wuz down In New York, I jist made up my mind I wuz a goin' to see it, so one day I got on one of them keers what goes across the Brooklyn bridge, and I started out for Coney Iland.  SECTION FIFTEEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH AT CONEY ISLAND I'D HEAR TELL A WHOLE LOT AT VAST TIMES BOUT THAT PLACE WHAT THEY CALL CONEY ISLAND AND WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I JUST MADE UP MY MIND I WAS GOIN TO SEE IT SO ONE DAY I GOT ON ONE OF THEM CARS WHAT GOES ACROSS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AND I STARTED OUT FOR CONEY ISLAND
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