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I sed, wall now, I want to know, is thar anything round here any fresher than you be? He sed, "yes, sir, that bench you're a sotten on is a little fresher; they painted it about ten minnits ago." Wall, I got up and looked, and durned if he wasn't right. I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW IS THERE ANYTHING AROUND HERE ANY FRESHER THAN YOU BE HE SAID YESSIR THAT BENCH YER O SOTTIN ON IS A LITTLE FRESHER THEY PAINTED IT ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO WELL I GOT UP AND LOOKED DOWN AND LEARNED IF HE WASN'T RIGHT
 wuz tryin' to git at him. Finally I sed to one of 'em--Mister, what are you a tryin' to do with that feller up thar on the table? And he sed, "Wall he's got five thousand bushels of wheat and we are tryin' to git it away from him." Wall, jist the minnit he sed that I knowed fer certain they wuz all crazy, cos nobody but a crazy man would ever think he had five thousand bushels of wheat in his coat and pants pockits. Wall when they wan't a looking I got out of thar, and I felt mighty thankful to git out. There wuz a feller standin' on the front steps; he had a sort of a unyform on; I guess he wuz Superintendent of the institushun; he talked purty sassy to me. I sed, Mister, what time does the fust car go up town. He sed "the fust one went about twenty-five years ago." I sed to him--is that my car over thar? He sed "no sir, that car belongs to the street car company." I sez, wall guess I'll take it anyhow. He says "you'd better not, thar's bin a good many cars missed around here lately. INJUN AND ALL THE REST OF THEM WAS TRYIN TO GIT AT HIM FINALLY I SAID TO ONE OF EM MISTER WHAT ARE YOU A TRYIN TO DO WITH THAT FELLER UP THAR ON THE TABLE AND HE SAID HE'S GOT FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT AND WE ARE TRYIN TO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM WELL JEST THE MINUTE HE SAID THAT I KNOWED FOR CERTAIN THEY WAS ALL CRAZY CAUSE NOBODY BUT A CRAZY MAN WOULD EVER THINK HE HAD FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT IN HIS COAT AND PANTS POCKETS WELL WHEN THEY WASN'T A LOOKIN I GOT OUT O THAR AND I FELT MIGHTY THANKFUL TO GET OUT THERE WAS A FELLER STANDIN ON THE FRONT STEPS HE HAD A SORT OF A UNIFORM ON I GUESS HE WUZ SUPERINTENDENT OF THE INSTITUTION HE TALKED PRETTY SACY TO ME I SAID MISTER WHAT TIME DOES FIRST CAR GO UP FROM TOWN HE SAID THE FIRST ONE WENT ABOUT TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO I SAID TO HIM IS THAT MY CAR OVER THAR HE SAID NO SIR THAT CAR BELONGS TO THE STREET CAR COMPANY I SAYS WELL I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT ANYHOW HE SAYS YOU BETTER NOT THERE'S BEEN A GOOD MANY CARS MISSED AROUND HERE LATELY
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