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Wall I wish I could a got my hands on that little rascal fer about a minnit, and his mother would a seen me do it. WELL I WISH I COULD A GOT MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE RASCAL FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AN HIS MOTHER WOULD A SEEN ME DO IT
one of them stores whar they hav purty near everything to sell what thar is on earth, and he sed "I guess you mean a department store, don't you?" I sed, wall I don't know bout that; they may sell departments at one of them stores, but what I want to git is some muzlin and some caliker. Wall he showed me which way to go, and I started out, and wuz walkin' along down the street lookin' at things, when some feller throwed a bananer peelin' on the sidewalk. Wall now I don't think much of a man what throws a bananer peelin' on the sidewalk, and I don't think much of a bananer what throws a man on the sidewalk, neether. Wall, by chowder, my foot hit that bananer peelin' and I went up in the air, and cum down ker-plunk, and fer about a minnit I seen all the stars what stronomy tells about, and some that haint been discovered yit. Wall jist as I wuz pickin' myself up a little boy cum runnin' cross the street and he sed "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin, my mother didn't see you do it. LLER NOW WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THEM STORES WHERE THEY HAVE PURTY NEAR EVERYTHING TO SELL WHAT THERE IS ON EARTH AND HE SAID I GUESS YOU MEAN A DEPARTMENT STORE DON'T YE I SAID WELL I DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT THEY MAY SELL DEPARTMENTS AT ONE O THEM STORES BUT WHAT I WANT TO GET IS SOME MUSLIN AND SOME CALICER WELL HE SHOWED ME WHICH WAY TO GO AND I STARTED OUT AND WAS WALKIN ALONG DOWN THE STREET LOOKIN AT THINGS WHEN SOME FELLER THROWED A BANAN PEELIN ON THE SIDEWALK WELL NOW I DON'T THINK MUCH OF A MAN WOT THROWS A BANAN PEELIN ON THE SIDEWALK AND I DON'T THINK MUCH OF A BANANANDER WHAT THROWS A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK NEITHER WELL BY CHOWDER MY FOOT HIT THAT BANAN PEDALIN AND I WINT UP IN THE AIR AND COME DOWN KER PLUNK AND FOR ABOUT A MINUTE I SEEN ALL THE SNORES WHAT ASTRONOMY TELLS ABOUT AND SOME THAT HAIN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET WELL JEST AS I WAS PICKIN MYSELF UP A LITTLE BOY COME RUNNIN ACROSS THE STREET AND HE SAY OH MISTER WON'T YOU PLEASE DO THAT AGAIN MY MOTHER DIDN'T SEE YOU DO IT
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