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Energy  There is a lot of energy in this life that wasted. I notis that the man who has a good strong pipe most usually rides in front.  Punkin Centre Philosophy. ENERGY THERE'S A LOT OF ENERGY IN THIS LIFE THAT IS WASTED I NOTICE THAT THE MAN WHO HAS A GOOD STRONG PIPE MOST USUALLY RIDES IN FRONT PUNKIN CENTRE PHILOSOPHY
hold; it looked like a harrer turned upside down. Thar wuz seven lightning rods on the barn, one on the hen house, one on the corn crib, one on the smoke house, two on the granery, three on the kitchen, six on my house, and one on the crab apple tree, and when I got thar that durned fool had the old muley cow cornered up a-tryin' to put a lightnin' rod on her. Wall, I paid him fer what he had done, and thanked the Lord he hadn't done any more. Wall, he got me to sine a paper what sed he had done a good job, and he sed he had to show that to the company. Wall, about a week after that we had a thunder storm, and I think the lightnin' struck everything on the place except the spring wagon and old muley cow, and they didn't have any lightnin' rod on 'em. Wall I thought I wuz a-gittin' off mighty lucky til next day, when along cum a feller with that paper what I had sined, and durned if it wan't a note fer six hundred dollars, and by gosh if I didn't hav to pay it! Buncode agin, by chowder! AS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD IT LOOKED LIKE A HAIR TURNED UPSIDE DOWN THERE WAS SEVEN LIGHTNING RODS ON THE BARN ONE ON THE HEN HOUSE ONE ON THE CORN CRIB ONE ON THE SMOKE HOUSE TWO ON THE GRANARY THREE ON THE KITCHEN SIX ON MY HOUSE AND ONE ON THE CRAB APPLE TREE AND WHEN I GOT THERE THAT DURNED FOOL HAD OLE MULEY COW CORNERED UP AND TRYIN TO PUT A LIGHTNING ROD ON HER WELL I PAID HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD DONE AND I THANKED THE LORD HE HADN'T DONE ANY MORE WELL HE GOT ME TO SIGN OF PAPER WHAT SAID HE HAD DONE A GOOD JOB AND HE SAID HE HAD TO SHOW THAT TO THE COMPANY WELL ABOUT A WEEK AFTER THAT WE HAD A THUNDERSTORM AND I THINK THE LIGHTNING STRUCK EVERYTHING ON THE PLACE EXCEPT THE SPRING WAGON AND THE OLD MULE COW AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY LIGHTNING RID ON THEM WELL I THOUGHT I WAS A GETTING OFF MIGHTY LUCKY TILL NEXT DAY WHEN ALONG COME A FELLER WITH THAT PAPER WHAT I HAD SIGNED AND DURNED IF IT WARN'T A NOTE FOR SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS AND BY GOSH IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY IT BUNCOED AGAIN BY CHOWDER
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