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Wall he dug it so tarnal all fired crooked that he fell out of it and sprained his ankel. Then one day I sent him out in the garden to plant some pertaters and some unyuns fer me, and it jist seemed like that feller didn't have good hoss sense. WELL HE DUG IT SO TARNAL ALL FIRED COOKED THAT HE FELL OUT OF IT AN SPRAINED HIS ANKLE THEN ONE DAY I SENT HIM OUT IN THE GARDEN TO PLANT SOME PERTURATERS AND SOME ONIONS FUR ME AN IT JEST SEEMED LIKE THAT FELLER DIDN'T HAVE GOOD HOSS SENSE
rkus day is a great time in Punkin Centre. Uncle Josh Invites the City Folks to Visit Him I DIDN'T s'pose when I wuz gittin' ready to go home, that all you folks would be down here to the depo' to see me off. Wall, now, that's purty good of ye, I'll be durned it it ain't. Yes, I guess I'll have to be goin' home now; I've stayed here this time 'bout as long as I kin afford to. I must say, some of you folks have made it purty warm fer me since I've bin here in New York; but I guess I've enjoyed it 'bout as much as you have. I'd like to have you all cum down to Punkin Centre and see MEE some time this summer, if you hadn't got nuthin' else to do. Lots of fun down thar on that farm of mine, huntin', fishin', and shootin', and other things. Wall, I never shot but one bird in my life, and that wuz a squirrel; yes, sir, a flyin' squirrel. I had a feller workin' fer me on the farm last summer, and he was cross-eyed, and I sent him out in the paster to dig a well fer me, and what do you s'pose? ART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH INVITES THE CITY FOLKS TO VISIT HIM I DIDN'T S'POSE WHEN I WAS GETTIN READY TO GO HOME THAT ALL YOU FOLKS WOULD BE DOWN HERE TO THE DEPOT TO SEE ME OFF WELL NOW THAT'S PURTY GOOD OF YE I'LL BE DURNED IF IT AIN'T YES I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE GOING HOME NOW I'VE STAYED HERE THIS TIME BOUT AS LONG AS I CAN AFFORD TO I MUST SAY SOME O YOU FOLKS HAVE MADE IT PURTY WARM FOR ME SINCE I BEEN HERE IN NEW YORK BUT I GUESS I'VE ENJOYED IT BOUT AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU ALL COME DOWN TO PUNKIN CENTER AND SEE ME SOME TIME THIS SUMMER IF YOU HADN'T GOT NOTHIN ELSE TO DO LOTS OF FUN DOWN THERE ON THAT FARM OF MINE HUNTING FISHING AND SHOOTING AND OTHER THINGS WAL I NEVER SHOT BUT ONE BIRD IN MY LIFE AND THAT WAS A SQUIRREL YESSER A FLYIN SQUIRREL I HAD A FELLER WORKIN FOR ME ON THE FARM LAST SUMMER AND HE WAS CROSS EYED AND I SENT HIM OUT IN THE PASTURE TO DIG A WHALE FOR ME AND WHAT DO YOU S'POSE
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