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Wall after I'd got it all writ, I sed to the landlord of the tavern  now, whar abouts in New York do you keep the post offis? And he sed, "what do you want with the post offis?" So I told him I'd jist writ a letter home to mother and Samantha Ann, and I'd like to go to the post offis and mail it. WELL AFTER I GOT IT ALL WRIT I SAID TO THE LANDLORDER OF THE TAVERN NOW WHEREABOUTS IN NEW YORK DO YOU KEEP THE POST OFFICE AND HE SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THE POST OFFICE SO I TOLD HIM I JEST READ A LETTER HOME TO MOTHER AN SMITH ANN AND I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE AND MAIL IT
ver think he had five thousand bushels of wheat in his coat and pants pockits. Wall when they wan't a looking I got out of thar, and I felt mighty thankful to git out. There wuz a feller standin' on the front steps; he had a sort of a unyform on; I guess he wuz Superintendent of the institushun; he talked purty sassy to me. I sed, Mister, what time does the fust car go up town. He sed "the fust one went about twenty-five years ago." I sed to him--is that my car over thar? He sed "no sir, that car belongs to the street car company." I sez, wall guess I'll take it anyhow. He says "you'd better not, thar's bin a good many cars missed around here lately." I sed, wall now, I want to know, is thar anything round here any fresher than you be? He sed, "yes, sir, that bench you're a sotten on is a little fresher; they painted it about ten minnits ago." Wall, I got up and looked, and durned if he wasn't right. Uncle Josh and the Fire Department ONE day in New York, I thot I'd rite a letter home.  SECTION ZERO SEVEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ONE DAY IN NEW YORK I THOUGHT I'D WRITE A LETTER HOME
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