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It wuz a sort of a wagon, kind of a cross between a band wagon and a hay rack, and it had a pair of stairs what commenced at the hind end and rambled around all over the wagon. I sed to a gentleman standin' thar: "Mr. in the name of all that's good and bad, what do you call that thing?" IT WAS A SORT OF A WAGON KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN A BAND WAGON AND A HAYRACK AND IT HAD A PAIR OF STAIRS WHAT COMMENCED AT THE HIND IN AND RAMBLED AROUND ALL OVER THE WAGON I SAID TO A GENTLEMAN STANDING THAR MISTER IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND BAD WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING
round here; I wish you'd say to the feller what found it that I'll give five dollars fer it; another feller sed "make it ten," another sed "give you twenty," and another sed "go you twenty-five." Durned if I know which one of 'em got it; when I left they wuz still a biddin' on it. Advice--Advice is somethin' the other feller can't use, so he gives it to you.--Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh on a Fifth Ave. 'Bus I WUZ always sort of fond of ridin', so I guess while I wuz down in New York I rode on about everything they've got to ride on thar. I wuz on hoss cars and hot air cars, and them sky light elevated roads. Wall, I had jist about cum to the conclushun that every street in New York had a different kind of a street car on it, but I found one that didn't have care of any kind, I think they call it Avenoo Five. Wall, I wuz a standin' thar one day a watchin' the people and things go by, when all to onct along cum the durndest lookin' contraption I calculate I ever seen in my life.  SECTION SEW NINE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIBER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDED BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH ON A FIFTH AVENUE BUS I WAS ALWAYS SORT OF FOND OF RIDIN SO I GUESS WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I ROLLED ON ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT TO RIDE ON THAR I WAS ON HOSS CARS AND HOT AIRCARS AND IN SKYLIGHT ELEVATED ROADS WELL I HAD JUST ABOUT COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT EVERY STREET IN NEW YORK HAD A DIFFERENT KIND OF A STREET CAR ON IT BUT I FOUND ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE CARS OF ANY KIND I THINK THEY CALL IT AVENUE FIVE WELL I WAS A STANDING THERE ONE DAY WATCHIN THE PEOPLE AN THE THINGS GO BY WHEN ALL TO ONCE TO LONG COME THE DURNEDEST LOOKIN CONTRACTION I CALCULATE I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
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