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English
1823
The stage servant is very impudent to her mistress, and the master  he falls in love with her and it does upset the house so. Sometimes the servant girl is good and faithful, and then she is Irish. All good servant girls on the stage are Irish. THE STAGE SERVANT IS VERY IMPUDENT TO THE MISTRESS AND THE MASTER HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER AND HE DOES UPSET THE HOUSE SO SOMETIMES THE SERVANT GIRL IS GOOD AND FAITHFUL AND THEN SHE IS IRISH ALL GOOD SERVANT GIRLS ON THE STAGE ARE IRISH
 do the stage servant-girl and her young man, and they always come into the drawing-room to do it. They have got the kitchen, and there is the garden (with a fountain and mountains in the background--you can see it through the window), but no! no place in or about the house is good enough for them to quarrel in except the drawing-room. They quarrel there so vigorously that it even interferes with the dusting of the chair-legs. She ought not to be long in saving up sufficient to marry on, for the generosity of people on the stage to the servants there makes one seriously consider the advisability of ignoring the unremunerative professions of ordinary life and starting a new and more promising career as a stage servant. No one ever dreams of tipping the stage servant with less than a sovereign when they ask her if her mistress is at home or give her a letter to post, and there is quite a rush at the end of the piece to stuff five-pound notes into her hand. The good old man gives her ten. EAL OVER THEIR LOVE MAKING TO THE STAGE SERVANT GIRL AND HER YOUNG MAN THEY ALWAYS COME INTO THE DRAWING ROOM TO DO IT THEY HAVE GOT THE KITCHEN AND THERE IS THE GARDEN WITH A FOUNTAIN AND MOUNTAINS IN THE BACKGROUND YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH THE WINDOW BUT NO NO PLACE IN OR ABOUT THE HOUSE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM TO QUARREL EXCEPT IN THE DRAWING ROOM THEY QUARREL THERE SO VIGOROUSLY THAT IT INTERFERES WITH THE DUSTING OF THE CHAIR LEGS SHE OUGHT NOT TO BE LONG IN SAVING UP SUFFICIENT TO MARRY ON FOR THE GENEROSITY OF PEOPLE ON THE STAGE TO THE SERVANTS THERE MAKES ONE SERIOUSLY CONSIDER THE ADVISABILITY OF IGNORING THE UNREMERATIVE PROFESSIONS OF ORDINARY LIFE AND STARTING A NEW AND MORE PROMISING CAREER AS A STAGE SERVANT NO ONE EVER DREAMS OF TIPPING THE STAGE SERVANT WITH LESS THAN A SOVEREIGN WHEN THEY ASK HER IF HER MISTRESS IS AT HOME OR GIVE HER A LETTER TO POST AND THERE IS QUITE A RUSH AT THE END OF THE PIECE TO STUFF FIVE POUND NOTES INTO HER HAND THE GOOD OLD MAN GIVES HER TEN
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