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And I sed, "Yes, gess I understand you; you don't need to git so tarnaly riled about the matter; neer as I can figure it out you jist buy dry goods and sell 'em." And he sed, "Yes, sir, only dry goods." So I sed, "Do you want to buy some mighty good dried apples?" AND I SAID YES GUESS I UNDERSTAND YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO GET SATURNALLY RILED ABOUT THE MATTER NEER AS I CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOU JIST BUY DRY GOODS AN SELL EM AND HE SAID YESSER ONLY DRY GOODS SO I SAID WELL DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME MIGHTY GOOD DRIED APPLES
 and had bars in front of the winders, and looked like the county jale. The front boy p'inted to a man and sed, "Go in," and I sed, "I gessed I wouldn't go in thar, cos I hadn't done anything to be locked up fer." And that front boy commenced to laffin' tho' durned if I could see what he wuz a-laffin' about, and the storekeeper he opened the door and cum out, and he sed, "Good mornin', what can I do fer you?" I sed, "Be you the storekeeper?" and he sed he wuz. So I sed, "Do you want to buy any pertaters?" And he sed, "No, sir, we don't buy pertaters here; this a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, don't want any cabbage, do ye?" And he sed, "No, sir, this is a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, now, I want to know; do you need any onions?" And by chowder, he got madder 'n a wet hen. He sed, "Now look a-heer, I want you to understand onct fer all, this is a dry goods store, and we don't buy anything but dry goods and don't sell anything but dry goods; do you understand me now? DRY GOODS. CORNER OF THAT STORE IT WAS MADE OUT OF IRON AND HAD B'ARS IN FRONT OF THE WINDERS AN LOOKED LIKE THE COUNTY JAIL THE FRONT BOY POINTED TO A MAN AND SAID GO IN AND I SAID I GUESS I WOULDN'T GO IN THAR CAUSE I HADN'T DONE ANYTHING TO BE LOCKED UP FOR AND THAT FRONT BOY COMMENCED TO LAUGH AN THO DURNED IF I COULD SEE WHAT HE WAS A LAFFIN ABOUT AND THE STOREKEEPER HE OPENED THE DOOR AND COME OUT AND HE SAID GOOD MORNIN WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU I SAID BE YOU THE STOREKEEPER AND HE SAID HE WAS SO I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BUY ANY PERTURATERS AND HE SAID NO SIR WE DON'T BUY ANY PERTURS HERE THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL DON'T YOU WANT ANY CABBAGE DO YOU AND HE SAID NO SIR THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW DO YOU NEED ANY ONIONS AND BY CHOWDER HE GOT MADDER N A WET HEN HE SAID NOW LOOKY HERE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ONCE FOR ALL THIS IS A DRY GOODS STORE AND WE DON'T BUY ANYTHING BUT DRY GOODS AND DON'T SELL ANYTHING BUT DRY GOODS DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW DRY GOODS
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