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Wall he showed me round and I bought what I wanted, and when I cum to pay the feller what I had to pay, it didn't look as though I wuz a goin' to git any of my money back. I handed him a ten dollar bill, and he jist took it and put it in a little baskit and hitched it onto a wire, and the durned thing commenced runnin' all over the store. WELL HE SHOWED ME AROUND AN I BOUGHT WHAT I WANTED AND WHEN I CUM TO PAY THE FELLER WHAT I HAD TO PAY IT DIDN'T LOOK AS THOUGH I WAS A GOIN TO GET ANY OF MY MONEY BACK I HANDED HIM A TEN DOLLAR BILL AN HE JEST TOOK IT AND PUT IT IN A LITTLE BASKET AND HITCHED IT ON TO A WHAR AND THE DARNED THING COMMENCED RUNNIN ALL OVER THE STORE
d some that haint been discovered yit. Wall jist as I wuz pickin' myself up a little boy cum runnin' cross the street and he sed "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin, my mother didn't see you do it." Wall I wish I could a got my hands on that little rascal fer about a minnit, and his mother would a seen me do it. I found one of them stores finally, and I got on the inside and told a feller what I wanted, and he sent me over to a red-headed girl, and she sent me over to a bald-headed feller; she sed he didn't have anythin' to do only walk the floor and answer questions. Wall I went up to him and I sed, mister I'm sort of a stranger round here, wish you'd show me round 'til I do a little bargainin'. And he sed "Oh you git out, you've got hay seed in your hair." Wall I jist looked at that bald head of hisn, and I sed, wall now, you haint got any hay seed in YOUR hair, hav you? Everybody commenced a laffin', and he got purty riled, so he sed, smart like, "jist step this way, please."  SNORES WHAT ASTRONOMY TELLS ABOUT AND SOME THAT HAIN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET WELL JEST AS I WAS PICKIN MYSELF UP A LITTLE BOY COME RUNNIN ACROSS THE STREET AND HE SAY OH MISTER WON'T YOU PLEASE DO THAT AGAIN MY MOTHER DIDN'T SEE YOU DO IT WELL I WISH I COULD A GOT MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE RASCAL FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AN HIS MOTHER WOULD A SEEN ME DO IT I FOUND ONE O THEM STORES FINELY AND I GOT ON THE INSIDE AND TOLD A FELLER WHAT I WANTED AND HE SENT ME OVER TO A RED HEADED GIRL AN SHE SENT ME OVER TO A BALD HEADED FELLER SHE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ONLY WALK THE FLOOR AND ANSWER QUESTIONS WELL I WENT UP TO HIM AND I SAID MISTER I'M SORT OF A STRANGER ROUND HERE WISH YOU'D SHOW ME AROUND TILL I DO A LITTLE BARGAINING AND HE SAID OH YOU GIT OUT YOU GOT HAYSEED IN YOUR HAIR WELL I JEST LOOKED AT THAT BALD HEAD OF HIS'N AND I SAID WELL NOW YOU HAIN'T GOT ANY HAYSEED IN YER HAIR HAVE YE EVERYBODY COMMENCED A LAFFIN AN HE GOT PURTY RIPE SO HE SAID SMART LIKE JEST STEP THIS WAY PLEASE 
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