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I hed to buy two tickets to ride once, but I fooled him, he don't know a durned thing about it and when he finds it out he's goin to be the maddest conductor on that railroad, I got a round trip ticket and I ain't a goin' back on his durned old road. I HAD TO BUY TWO TICKETS TO RIDE ONCE BUT I FOOLED HIM HE DON'T KNOW A DURNED THING ABOUT IT AND WHEN HE FINDS IT OUT HE'S GOIN TO BE THE MADDEST CONDUCTOR ON THAT RAILROAD I GOT A ROUND TRIP TICKET AND I AIN'T A GOIN BACK ON THIS DURNED OLD ROAD
ied to git it out with my jack knife, when along came that durned black jumpin' jack dressed in soldier clothes and ast me what I wanted, and I told him I didn't want anything perticler, then he told me to quit ringin' the bell, guess he wuz a little crazy, I didn't see no bell. Wall, finally I got my clothes on and went into a room whar they had a row of little troughs to wash in, and fast as I could pump water in the durned thing it run out of a little hole in the bottom of the trough so I jest had to grab a handful and then pump some more. Wall after that things went along purty well fer a right smart while, then I et a snack out of my carpet bag and felt purty good. Wall that train got to runnin' slower and slower 'till it stopped at every house and when it cum to a double house it stopped twice. I hed my ticket in my hat and I put my head out of the window to look at suthin' when the wind blew my hat off and I lost the durned old ticket, wall the conductor made me buy another one. THE WALL SO I TRIED TO GIT IT OUT WITH MY JACK KNIFE WHEN ALONG CAME THAT DURNED BLACK JUMPIN JACK DRESSED IN SOLDIER CLOTHES AND AST ME WHAT I WANTED AND I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING PARTICLER THEN HE TOLD ME TO QUIT RINGIN THE BELL CAUSE HE WAS A LITTLE CRAZY I DIDN'T SEE NO BELL WELL FINALLY I GOT MY CLOTHES ON AND I WENT INTO A ROOM WHERE THEY HAD A ROW OF LITTLE TROUGHS TO WASH IN AND FAST AS I COULD PUMP WATER IN THE DURNED THING IT RUN OUT OF A LITTLE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TROUGH SO I JEST HAD TO GRAB A HANDFUL AND THEN PUMP SOME MORE WELL AFTER THAT THINGS WENT ALONG PURTY WELL FOR A RIGHT SMART WHILE THEN I ET A SNACK OUT OF MY CARPET BAG AND FELT PURTY GOOD WELL THAT TRAIN GOT TO RUNNIN SLOWER AND SLOWER TILL IT STOPPED AT EVERY HOUSE AND WHEN IT CUM TO A DOUBLE HOUSE IT STOPPED TWICE I HAD MY TICKET IN MY HAT AND I PUT MY HEAD OUT THE WINDER TO LOOK AT SOMETHING WHEN THE WIND BLEW MY HAT OFF AND I LOST THE DURNED OLD TICKET WELL THE CONDUCTOR MADE ME BUY ANOTHER ONE
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