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Sally won't lick _you_  if she is bigger  don't be a skeered. You got tons of feelin's you ain't got no other use for  don't waste 'em  they're good green money, and we'll git efen wiss Sally's daddy for licking me yit  and somesing on the side! SALLY WON'T LICK YOU IF SHE IS BIGGER DON'T BE A SKEERT YOU GOT TONGUES OF FEELIN IN YOU YOU AIN'T GOT NO OTHER USE FOR DON'T WASTE EM YOU'RE GOOD GREEN MONEY AND WE'LL GET EVEN WITH SALLY'S DAD FOR LICKIN ME YIT AN SOMETHIN ON THE SIDE
ith cow-pasture?" "Oach! No wonder he wants to be an anchel, and wiss the anchels stand--holding sings in his hands and on his head! He's too good for this wile world. He'd linger shifering on the brink and fear to launch away all his durn life--if some one didn't push him in. So here goes!" This was spoken to the skies, apparently, but now he turned to his son again. "Look a-yere, you young dummer-ux,[2] feelings is the same to gals like Sally, as money is to you and me. You ken buy potatoes wiss 'em! Do you understand?" Seffy said that he did, now. "Well, then, I'fe tried to _buy_ that pasture-field a sousand times--" Seffy started. "Yas, that's a little bit a lie--mebby a dozen times. And at last Sally's daddy said he'd lick me if I efer said pasture-field ag'in, and I said it ag'in and he licked me! He was a big man--and red-headed yit, like Sally. Now, look a-yere--_you_ ken git that pasture-field wissout money and wissout price--except you' dam' feelings which ain't no other use. T YOU GOT NO FEELINS YOU IDIOT OH SAID SAFIE AND THEN BUT WHAT'S FEELIN'S GOT TO DO WITH COW PASTURE OR NO WONDER HE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL AN WISHY ANGELSND HOLDIN THINGS IN HIS HANDS AND ON HIS HEAD HE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS VILE WORLD HE'D LINGER SHIF'RING ON THE DRINK AND FEAR TO LAUNCH AWAY INTO ALL HIS DARNED LIFE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T PUSH HIM IN SO HERE GOES THIS WAS SPOKEN TO THE SKIES APPARENTLY AND NOW HE TURNED TO HIS SON AGAIN LOOK A YEAR YER DUMMERALCKS FEELIN'S IS THE SAME TO GALS LIKE SALLY AS MONEY IS TO YOU AND ME YOU CAN BUY POTATOES WITH THEM DO YOU UNDERSTAND SETHY SAID THAT HE DID NOW WELL THEN I'VE TRIED TO BUY THAT PASTURE FIELD A THOUSAND TIMES SEFFIE STARTED YES THAT'S A LITTLE BIT A LIE MAYBE A DOZEN TIMES AND AT LAST SALLY'S DADDY CITY LICK ME IF I EVER SAID PASTUREFIELD AGAIN AND I SAID IT AGAIN AND HE LICKED ME HE WAS A BIG MAN AND RED HEADED YET LIKE SALLY NOW LOOKY HERE YOU CAN GIT THAT PASTURE FIELDS WITHOUT MONEY EXCEPT YOU DAMN FEELINS WHICH AIN'T NO OTHER USE
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