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Thar wuz a young lady cum in and sot down, and she had a little valise in her hand, 'bout a foot squar. THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY COME IN AND SOT DOWN AND SHE HAD A LITTLE VALISE IN HER HAND ABOUT A FOOT SQUIR
ar. I wuz on hoss cars and hot air cars, and them sky light elevated roads. Wall, I had jist about cum to the conclushun that every street in New York had a different kind of a street car on it, but I found one that didn't have care of any kind, I think they call it Avenoo Five. Wall, I wuz a standin' thar one day a watchin' the people and things go by, when all to onct along cum the durndest lookin' contraption I calculate I ever seen in my life. It wuz a sort of a wagon, kind of a cross between a band wagon and a hay rack, and it had a pair of stairs what commenced at the hind end and rambled around all over the wagon. I sed to a gentleman standin' thar: "Mr. in the name of all that's good and bad, what do you call that thing?" He sed: "Wall, sir, that's a Fifth Avenoo 'bus." I sed: "Wall, now, I want to know, kin I ride on it?" And he sed: "You kin if you've got a nickel." Wall, I got in and sot down, and I jist about busted my buttins a laffin' at things what happened in that 'bus. UT EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT TO RIDE ON THAR I WAS ON HOSS CARS AND HOT AIRCARS AND IN SKYLIGHT ELEVATED ROADS WELL I HAD JUST ABOUT COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT EVERY STREET IN NEW YORK HAD A DIFFERENT KIND OF A STREET CAR ON IT BUT I FOUND ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE CARS OF ANY KIND I THINK THEY CALL IT AVENUE FIVE WELL I WAS A STANDING THERE ONE DAY WATCHIN THE PEOPLE AN THE THINGS GO BY WHEN ALL TO ONCE TO LONG COME THE DURNEDEST LOOKIN CONTRACTION I CALCULATE I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE IT WAS A SORT OF A WAGON KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN A BAND WAGON AND A HAYRACK AND IT HAD A PAIR OF STAIRS WHAT COMMENCED AT THE HIND IN AND RAMBLED AROUND ALL OVER THE WAGON I SAID TO A GENTLEMAN STANDING THAR MISTER IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND BAD WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING HE SAID WELL SIR THAT'S A FIFTH AVENUE BUS I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW KIN I RIDE ON IT AND HE SAID YOU KIN IF YOU GOT A NICKEL WELL I GOT IN AND SOT DOWN AND I JEST ABOUT BUSTED MY BUTTONS A LAUGHIN AT BANGS WOT HAPPENED IN THAT BUS
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