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The minnit I sot eyes on them I knowed they wuz all crazy, and I'd hav to umer them if I got out of thar alive. THE MINUTE I SOUGHUGHT EYES ON THEM I KNOWED THEY WAS ALL CRAZY AND I'D HAVE TO HUMOUR THEM IF I GOT OUT O THAR ALIVE
. Wall, when I got to New York, I got a feller to show me whar it wuz, and I'll be durned if I know why they call it Wall street; it didn't hav any wall round it. I walked up and down it bout an hour and a half, and I couldn't find any stock exchange or see any place fer watterin' any stock. I couldn't see a pig nor a cow, nor a sheep nor a calf, or anything else that looked like stock to me. So finally I sed to a gentleman--Mister, whar do they keep the menagery down here. He sed "what menagery?" I sed the place whar they've got all them bulls and bears a fitin'. Wall he looked at me as though he thought I wuz crazy, and I guess he did, but he sed "you cum along with me, guess I can show you what you want to see." Wall I went along with him, and he took me up to some public institushun, near as I could make out it wuz a loonytick asylem. Wall he took me into a room about two akers and a half squar, and thar wuz about two thousand of the crazyest men in thar I ever seen in all my life. ANT TO SEE WELL WHEN I GOT DOWN TO NEW YORK I GOT A FELLER TO SHOW ME WHERE IT WAS AND I'LL BE DARNED IF I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT WALL STREET IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY WALL AROUND IT I WALKED UP AND DOWN IT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND I COULDN'T FIND ANY STOCK EXCHANGE OR SEE ANY PLACE FOR WATER IN ANY STOCK I COULDN'T SEE A PIG NOR A COW NOR A SHEEP NOR A CALF NOR ANYTHING ELSE THAT LOOKED LIKE STOCK TO ME SO FINELY I SAID TO A GENTLEMAN MISTER WHERE DO THEY KEEP THE MENAGERIE DOWN HERE HE SAID WHAT MENAGERIE I SAID THE PLACE WHERE THEY'VE GOT ALL THEM BULLS AND BEARS A FIGHTIN WELL HE LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AND I GUESS HE DID BUT HE SAID YOU COME ALONG WITH ME GUESS I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WELL I WENT ALONG WITH HIM AND HE TOOK ME UP TO SOME PUBLIC INSTITUTION NEAR AS I COULD MAKE OUT IT WAS A LUNATIC ASYLUM WELL HE TOOK ME INTO A ROOM ABOUT TWO ACRES AND A HALF SQUARE AND THERE WAS ABOUT TWO THOUSAND OF THE CRAZIEST MEN IN THERE I EVER SEEN IN ALL MY LIFE
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