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Wall he says, "You jist go out thar and put your letter in that box, and it will go right to the post offis." I sed  wall now, gee whiz, ain't that handy. WELL HE SAYS YOU JEST GO OUT THAR AN PUT YOUR LETTER IN THAT BOX AND IT WOULD GO RIGHT TO THE POST OFFICE I SAID WELL NOW GEE WHERE IS AIN'T THAT HANDY
I sed to him--is that my car over thar? He sed "no sir, that car belongs to the street car company." I sez, wall guess I'll take it anyhow. He says "you'd better not, thar's bin a good many cars missed around here lately." I sed, wall now, I want to know, is thar anything round here any fresher than you be? He sed, "yes, sir, that bench you're a sotten on is a little fresher; they painted it about ten minnits ago." Wall, I got up and looked, and durned if he wasn't right. Uncle Josh and the Fire Department ONE day in New York, I thot I'd rite a letter home. Wall after I'd got it all writ, I sed to the landlord of the tavern--now, whar abouts in New York do you keep the post offis? And he sed, "what do you want with the post offis?" So I told him I'd jist writ a letter home to mother and Samantha Ann, and I'd like to go to the post offis and mail it. And he told me "you don't have to go to the post offis, do you see that little box on the post thar on the corner?" I alowed as how I did.  SECTION ZERO SEVEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ONE DAY IN NEW YORK I THOUGHT I'D WRITE A LETTER HOME WELL AFTER I GOT IT ALL WRIT I SAID TO THE LANDLORDER OF THE TAVERN NOW WHEREABOUTS IN NEW YORK DO YOU KEEP THE POST OFFICE AND HE SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THE POST OFFICE SO I TOLD HIM I JEST READ A LETTER HOME TO MOTHER AN SMITH ANN AND I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE AND MAIL IT AN HE TOLD ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE DO YOU SEE THAT LITTLE BOX ON THE POST THAR ON THE CORNER I LOUD AS HOW I DID
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