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Uncle Josh in Police Court I NEVER wuz in a town in my life what had as many cort houses in it as New York has got. UNCLE JOSH IN POLICE COURT I NEVER WAS IN A TOWN IN MY LIFE WANT HAD AS MANY COURT HOUSES IN IT AS NEW YORK HAS GOT
member, I took them to bed, With the rest of us little galoots, And among other things in my prars which I sed Wuz a reference to copper toed boots. And then in the mornin' the fust one on hand Wuz me and my new acquisition, And thar wuzn't a spot in the house that I missed, From the garret clar down to the kitchen. Then with feelin's expandin', and huntin' fer room, I concluded I'd help do the chores; Fer I felt as though somethin' wuz goin' to bust If I didn't git right out of doors. But those boots they were new, and the ice it wuz slick, And I couldn't get one way or tother, And I jist had to stand right there in one spot And holler like thunder fer mother. But trouble's a blessing sometimes in disguise Fer I larned right thar on the spot, That the best sort of knowledge to hav in this world Is that by experience taught. So though many years have since passed away, And I've ventured on various routes, I'm still tryin' things jist as risky today As my fust pair of copper toed boots.  SECTION FOURTEEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY CARLE STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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