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When she gits mad her little brain evaporates, and if she had a knife she'd go round stabbing her best friends  that's the only sing that safes her  yas, and us!  no knife. If she had a knife it would be funerals following her all the time." WHEN SHE GETS MAD HER LITTLE BRAIN EVAPORATES AND IF SHE HAD A KNIFE SHE'D GO ROUND STABBING HER BEST FRIENDS THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SAVES HER YES AND US NO KNIFE IF SHE HAD A KNIFE IT WOULD BE FUNERALS FOLLOWING HER ALL THE TIME
d rushed off home. "You know I own you," she laughed back, as if she had not been sufficiently explicit. "I paid for you! Your pappy's got the money! I'll expect my property to-night." "Yas!" shouted the happy old man, "and begoshens! it's a reg'lar bargain! Ain't it, Seffy? You her property--real estate, hereditaments and tenements." And even Seffy was drawn into the joyous laughing conceit of it! Had he not just done the bravest thing of his small life? "Yes!" he cried after the fascinating Sally. "For sure and certain, to-night!" "It's a bargain!" cried she. "For better or worser, richer or poorer, up an' down, in an' out, chassez right and left! Aha-ha-ha! Aha-ha-ha! But, Seffy,"--and the happy father turned to the happy son and hugged him, "don't you efer forgit that she's a feather-head and got a bright red temper like her daddy! And they both work mighty bad together sometimes. When you get her at the right place onct--well, nail her down--hand and feet--so's she can't git away. HAT'S WHAT I SAID OH I I GUESS SO YES OF COURSE SHE ANSWERED VARIOUSLY AND RUSHED OFF HOME YOU KNOW I OWN YOU SHE LAUGHED BACK AS IF SHE HAD NOT BEEN SUFFICIENTLY EXPLICIT I'VE PAID FOR YOU YOUR PAPPY'S GOT THE MONEY I'LL EXPECT MY PROPERTY TO NIGHT YES SHOUTED THE HAPPY OLD MAN AND BEGASH UNS IT'S A REGULAR BARGAIN AIN'T IT SEFFIE YOU HER PROPERTY REAL ESTATE HAD REGIMENTS AND TENEMENTS AND EVEN SEFFIE WAS DRAWN INTO THE JOYOUS LAUGHING CONCEIT OF IT HAD HE NOT JUST DONE THE BRAVEST THING OF HIS SMALL LIFE YES HE CRIED AFTER FASCINATING SALLY FOR SURE AND CERTAIN TO NIGHT IT'S A BARGAIN CRIED SHE FOR BETTER OR WORSER RICHER OR POORER UP AND DOWN AND IN AND OUT JUST SAYS RIGHT AND LEFT HA HA AH BUT SEFFIE AND THE HAPPY FATHER TURNED TO THE HAPPY SON AND HUGGED HIM DON'T YOU EVER FORGET SHE'S A FEATHERHEAD AND GOT A BRIGHT RED TEMPER LIKE HER DADDY AND THEY WORK MIGHTY BAD TOGETHER SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET HER IN THE RIGHT PLACE ONCE WE'LL NAIL HER DOWN HAND AND FOOT SO SHE CAN'T GET AWAY
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