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Uncle Josh Plays Golf WALL, about two weeks ago the boys sed to me, Uncle we'd like to hav you cum out and play a game of golf. UNCLE JOSH PLAYS GOLF WELL ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO THE BOYS SAID TO ME UNCLE WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU COME OUT AND PLAY A GAME OF GOLF
l right, Ezra. Whar will I put the brooms?" Ezra sed: "Put them in the back end of the store, Si, and stack 'em up good; I hadn't got much room, and I've got a lot of things comin' in from Boston and New York." Wall, after Si had the brooms all in, he sed: "Wall, thar they be, five dozen on 'em." Ezra sed: "Sure thar's five dozen?" Si sed: "Yas; counted 'em on the wagon, counted 'em off agin, and counted 'em when I made 'em." So Ezra sed: "Wall, here's your money; now what do you want in trade?" Si looked 'round fer a spell and sed: "I don't know, Ezra; don't see anything any of our folks pertickerly stand in need on. If it's all the same to you, Ezra, I'll take BROOMS?" Wall, Jim Lawson fell off'n a wash-tub and Ruben Hendricks cut his thumb with his new jack-knife, and Deacon Witherspoon sed: "No, Si, that baptizin' didn't take." And Ezra--wall, it wan't his say. Suspicion--Consists mainly of thinking what we would do if we wuz in the other feller's place. --Punkin Centre Philosophy.  SECTION TWENTY OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVERPOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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