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Uncle Josh on a Fifth Ave. 'Bus I WUZ always sort of fond of ridin', so I guess while I wuz down in New York I rode on about everything they've got to ride on thar. UNCLE JOSH ON A FIFTH AVENUE BUS I WAS ALWAYS SORT OF FOND OF RIDIN SO I GUESS WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I ROLLED ON ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT TO RIDE ON THAR
ther would like it fust rate. Wall I commenced a biddin' on it, and it wuz knocked down to me fer three dollars and fifty cents I put my hand in my pockit to git my pockit book to pay fer it, and by gosh it was gone. So I went up to the feller what wuz a sellin' the things, and I sed--now look here mister, will you jist wait a minnit with your "goin' at thirty make it thirty-five, once, twice, three times a goin'", and he sed "wall now what's the matter with you?" And I sed, there's matter enuff, by gosh; when I cum in here I had a pockit book in my pockit, had fifty dollars in it, and I lost it somewhars round here; I wish you'd say to the feller what found it that I'll give five dollars fer it; another feller sed "make it ten," another sed "give you twenty," and another sed "go you twenty-five." Durned if I know which one of 'em got it; when I left they wuz still a biddin' on it. Advice--Advice is somethin' the other feller can't use, so he gives it to you.--Punkin Centre Philosophy.  SECTION SEW NINE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIBER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDED BY PHILIP MARTIN
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