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Wall I seen jist as plain as could be that he wuz a tryin' to swindle me outen my clothes, so I made a grab fer him, and in less 'n a minnit we wuz a rollin' round on the floor; fust I wuz on top, and then Mr. Hop Soon wuz on top, and you couldn't hav told which one of us the pig tail belonged to. WELL I SEEN JEST AS PLAIN AS COULD BE THET HE WAS A TRYIN TO SWINDLE ME OUT IN MY CLOTHES SO I MADE A GRAB FER HIM AND IN LESS'N A MINUTE WE WAS A ROLLIN AROUND ON THE FLOOR FIRST I WAS ON TOP THEN MISTER HOP SOON WAS ON TOP AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD WHICH ONE OF US THE PIGTAIL BELONGED TO
ery ticket; every time you leave your clothes thar to have them washed you git one of them tickets, and then you have a chance to draw a prize of some kind." So I sed--wall now I want to know, how much is the blamed thing wuth, and he sed "I spose bout ten cents," and I told him if he wanted my chants for ten cents he could hav it, I didn't want to get tangled up in any lotery gamblin' bizness with that saucer faced scamp. So he giv me ten cents and he took the ticket, and in a couple of days I went round to git my washin', and that pig tailed heathen he wouldn't let me hev em, coz I'd lost that lotery ticket. So I sed--now look here Mr. Hop Soon, if you don't hop round and git me my collars and ciffs and other clothes what I left here, I'll be durned if I don't flop you in about a minnit, I will by chowder. Wall that critter he commenced hoppin around and a talkin faster 'n a buzz saw could turn, and all I could make out wuz--mee song lay tang moo me oo lay ung yong wo say mee tickee. T'S A SORT OF A LOTTERY TICKET EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES THAR TO HAVE EM WASHED YOU GET ONE OF THEM TICKETS AND THEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO DRAW A PRIZE OF SOME KIND SO I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH IS THIS BLAME THING WORTH AND HE SAID I SUPPOSE ABOUT TEN CENTS AND I TOLD HIM IF HE WANTED MY CHANCE FOR TEN CENTS HE COULD HAVE IT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET TANGLED UP IN ANY LOTTERY GAMBLING BUSINESS WITH THAT SAUCER FACED SCAMP SO HE GIVE ME TEN CENTS AN HE TOOK THE TICKET AND IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WENT AROUND TO GET MY WASHIN AND THAT PIGTAILED HE THIN HE WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE EM CAUSE I'D LOST THAT LOTTERY TICKET SO I SAID NOW LOOK HERE MISTER HOPSOON IF YOU DON'T HOP AROUND AND GET ME MY COLLARS AND CUFFS AND OTHER CLOTHES WHAT I LEFT HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I DON'T FLOP YOU IN ABOUT A MINUTE IH WELL BY CHOWDER WHILE THAT CRITTER HE COMMENCED HOPPIN AROUND AND TALKING FASTER'N A BUST SAW COULD TURN AND ALL I COULD MAKE OUT WAS ME SONG LATE ON ME LOO LOOM LEGG IM SAY ME TICKY
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