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Neer as I kin remember it wuz this way   Kind friends I hadn't had but one sleigh ride this year, And I cum within one of not bein' here, The facts I'll relate near as I kin remember, It happened some time 'bout last December. Li too ra loo ri too ra loo ri too ra loo la ri do. The load was composed of both girls and boys, All tryin' to outdo the other in noise. NEER AS I CAN REMEMBER IT SORT O WENT THIS WAY KIND FRIENDS I HADN'T HAD BUT ONE SLEIGH RIDE THIS YEAR AND I COME WITHIN ONE NOT BEIN HERE THE FACTS I RELATE NEAR AS I CAN REMEMBER IT HAPPENED SOME TIME ABOUT LAST DECEMBER LE TOUR ALOO A LOUDE LE TOURAL A RIDE O THE LOAD WAS COMPOSED OF BOTH GIRLS AND BOYS ALL TRYIN TO OUTDO THE OTHER IN NOISE
d, wall sir, that durned cuss never sed a word and every body commenced to laff, and I looked round to see what they wuz a laffin' at, and it wan't no man at all, nothin' only a durned old wax figger. I never felt so durned foolish since the day I popped the question to Samantha. Wall then I looked round a spell longer, and thar wuz a feller what they called the human pin cushion, and he wuz stuck chock full of needles and pins and looked like a hedge hog; he'd be a mighty handy feller at a quiltin'. Wall, then a feller cum along and sed, "everybody over to this end of the hall." Wall, I went along with the rest of them, and durn my buttins if thar wa'nt a feller what had more picters painted on him than thar is in a story book. Wall, I'd jist got to lookin' at him when that feller what had charge sed, "right this way everybody," and we all went into whar they wuz havin' the theater doins', and I got sot down and a feller cum out and sung a song I hadn't heered since I wuz a youngster. E GETTIN YOUR POCKETS BIGGED WELL SIR THAT DURNED CUSS NEVER SAID A WORD AND EVERYBODY COMMENCED TO LAUGH I LOOKED ROUND TO SEE WHAT THEY WAS A LAUGHIN AT AND IT WARN'T NO MAN AT ALL NOTHIN ONLY A DURNED OLD WAX FIGURE I NEVER FELT SO DURNED FOOLISH SENCE THE DAY I POPPED THE QUESTION TO SOME ANTHY WELL THEN I LOOKED AROUND A SPELL LONGER AND THERE WAS A FELLER WHAT THEY CALLED THE HUMAN PINCUSHION AN HE WAS STUCK CHALK FULL OF NEEDLES AND PINS AN LOOKED LIKE A HEDGEHOG HE'D BE A MIGHTY HANDY FELLER AT A QUILTING WELL THEN A FELLER COME ALONG AND SAID EVERYBODY OVER TO THIS END O THE HALL WELL I WENT ALONG WITH THE REST OF EM AN DURNED MY BUTTONS IF THERE WARN'T A FELLER THAT HAD MORE PICTURES PAINTED ON HIM THAN THERE ARE IN A STORYBOOK WELL I JEST GOT TO LOOKIN AT HIM WHEN THAT FELLER WOT HAD CHARGED SAID RIGHT THIS WAY EVERYBODY AND WE ALL WENT IN TO WHERE THEY WAS HAVIN THE THEATER DOIN'S AND I GOT SOT DOWN AND A FELLER COME OUT AN SUNG A SONG I HADN'T HEERD SINCE I WAS A YOUNGSTER
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