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Wall I didn't want to see him git robbed, so I went right up to him and I sed  look out mister, you air gittin' your pockits picked, wall sir, that durned cuss never sed a word and every body commenced to laff, and I looked round to see what they wuz a laffin' at, and it wan't no man at all, nothin' only a durned old wax figger. I never felt so durned foolish since the day I popped the question to Samantha. WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HIM GIT ROBBED SO I WENT RIGHT UP TO HIM AND I SAID LOOK OUT MISTER YOU ARE GETTIN YOUR POCKETS BIGGED WELL SIR THAT DURNED CUSS NEVER SAID A WORD AND EVERYBODY COMMENCED TO LAUGH I LOOKED ROUND TO SEE WHAT THEY WAS A LAUGHIN AT AND IT WARN'T NO MAN AT ALL NOTHIN ONLY A DURNED OLD WAX FIGURE I NEVER FELT SO DURNED FOOLISH SENCE THE DAY I POPPED THE QUESTION TO SOME ANTHY
 and then Mr. Hop Soon wuz on top, and you couldn't hav told which one of us the pig tail belonged to. We upset the stove and kicked out the winder, and I sot Mr. Hop Soon in the wash tub, and when I got out of thar I had somebody's washin' in one hand and about five yards of that pig tail in tother, and Mr. Hop Soon, he wuz standin' thar yellin'--ung wa moo ye song ki le yung noy song oowe pelecee, pelecee, pelecee. I had quite a time with that heathen critter. Uncle Josh in a Museum WHEN I wuz in New York one day I wuz a walkin' along down the street when I cum to a theater or play doins' of some kind or other, so I got to lookin' at the picters, and I noticed whar it sed it only cost ten cents to go in, and I alowed I might as well go in and see it. Wall I don't spose I'd bin in thar over five minutes afore I made myself the laffin' stock of every one in thar. I noticed a feller a sottin' thar gittin' his boots blacked, and thar was a durned little pick pockit a pickin' his pockits.  SECTION ZERO FIVE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIBER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN A MUSEUM WHEN I WAS IN NEW YORK ONE DAY I WAS WALKIN ALONG DOWN THE STREET WHEN I COME TO A THEATRE OR PLAY DOIN'S OF SOME KIND OR OTHER SO I GOT TO LOOKIN AT THE PICTURES AND I NOTICED WHERE IT SAID ONLY TEN CENTS TO GO IN AND I ALLOWED I MIGHT AS WELL GO IN AND SEE IT WELL I DON'T S'POSE I'D BEEN THAR OVER FIVE MINUTES AFORE I MADE MYSELF THE LAFFIN STOCK OF EVER ONE IN THAR I NOTICED A FELLER A SOTTIN THERE GETTIN HIS BOOTS BLACKED AND THERE WAS A DURNED LITTLE PICKPOCKET A PICK IN HIS POCKETS
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