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"No, durn him, he ain't no good. NO DURN HIM HE AIN'T NO GOOD
such a nice petticoat--" he imitated the lady in question, to the tremendous delight of the gentle loafers. Seffy stared a little and rubbed some dust out of his eyes. He was pleasant but dull. "Yassir, Sef, if you'd a-got yere at a inch and a quarter apast! Now Sam's got her. Down in the cellar a-licking molasses together! Doggone if Sam don't git eferysing--except his due bills. He don't want to be no anchel tell he dies. He's got fun enough yere--but Seffy--you're like the flow of molasses in January--at courting." This oblique suasion made no impression on Seffy. It is doubtful if he understood it at all. The loafers began to smile. One laughed. The old man checked him with a threat of personal harm. "Hold on there, Jefferson Dafis Busby," he chid. "I don't allow no one to laugh at my Seffy--except chust me--account I'm his daddy. It's a fight-word the next time you do it." Mr. Busby straightened his countenance. "He don't seem to notice--nor keer--'bout gals--do he?" No one spoke. ED UP TO SHOW ITS NEW PETTICOAT OO WOO IF I HAD SUCH A NICE PETTICOAT HE IMITATED THE LADY IN QUESTION TO THE DELIGHT OF THE GENTLE LOAFERS SAFFIE STARED A LITTLE AND RUBBED SOME DUST OUT OF HIS EYES HE WAS PLEASANT BUT DULL YES SIR SITH IF YOU DE GOT HER AGAIN SURE IN A QUARTER PAST NOW SAM'S GOT HER DOWN IN THE CELLAR AN A LICKIN MOLOSES TOGETHER DOLL GONE AS SAM DON'T GET EVERYTHING EXCEPT HIS TWO BILLS HE DON'T WANT TO BE NO ANSEL DULL HE DIES HE'S GOT FUN ENOUGH HERE BUT CEFFY YOU'RE LIKE THE FLOW O MOLASSES IN JANUARY AT COURTING THIS OBLIQUE SUASION MADE NO IMPRESSION ON SEFFY IT WAS DOUBTFUL IF HE UNDERSTOOD IT AT ALL THE LOAFERS BEGAN TO SMILE ONE LAUGHED THE OLD MAN CHECKED HIM WITH A THREAT OF PERSONAL HARM HOLD ON THEIR JEFFERSON DAVIS BUSBY HE CHID I DON'T ALLOW NO ONE TO LAUGH AT MY SIPPI EXCEPT JUST ME ACCOUNT I'M STUDY THAT'S A FIGHT WORD THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT MISTER BUSBY STRAIGHTENED HIS COUNTENANCE HE DOESN'T SEEM TO NOTICE NOR CARE ABOUT GIRLS DOES HE NO ONE SPOKE
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