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Guess that's my train; s'pose I'll have to be a goin'; good bye; cum down and see me some time if you kin, ev'ry one of ye; cum down about apple butter time and jist butt in  good bye. GUESS THAT'S MY TRAIN S'POSE I'LL HAVE TO BE GOING GOOD BY COME DOWN AN SEE ME SOME TIME IF YOU CAN EVERY ONE O YE COME DOWN ABOUT APPLE BUTTER TIME AND JEST BUTT IN GOOD BY
 have good hoss sense. He planted them unyuns and pertaters right alongside of each other, and the unyuns got into the pertaters' eyes and they couldn't see to grow. Oh, yes, lots of fun down home onct in a while. I calculate I've got the funnyest lot of chickens you ever heerd tell on. I've got sixty old hens and they lay an egg every day; but they don't lay any at nite, cos when nite comes every one of them is roosters. I had one old hen, she went into the woodshed and sot down on the ax and tried to hatch-it. I had another one sottin' on a door knob, tryin' to hatch out a house and lot, but she didn't. While she wuz a-sottin' there along cum a rooster, and he sed, "We're having a little party down behind the barn; will you dance with me this set?" and she sed, "No, sir, I'm engaged to his nobs for this set." Gosh, I wuz afraid to go out in the barnyard one while, cos one day when I wuz out thar I heerd a hen say to a rooster, "Thar's that old gray-headed cuss we've bin a-layin' fer. T SEEMED LIKE THAT FELLER DIDN'T HAVE GOOD HOSS SENSE HE PLANTED THEM ONIONS AN PERTURS RIGHT ALONGSIDE O EACH OTHER AN THE ONIONS GOT INTO THE PERTUR'S EYES AND THEY COULDN'T SEE TO GROW OH YES LOTS OF FUN DOWN HOME ONCE IN A WHILE I CALCULATE I'VE GOT THE FUNNIEST LOT OF CHICKENS YOU EVER HEERD TELL ON I'VE GOT SIXTY OLD HENS AN THEY LAY AN EGG EVERY DAY BUT THEY DON'T LAY ANY AT NIGHT CAUSE WHEN NIGHT COMES EVERY ONE OF THEM IS ROOSTERS I HAD ONE OLD HEN SHE WENT INTO THE WOOD SHED AN SOT DOWN ON THE AXE AND TRIED TO HATCH IT I HAD ANOTHER ONE SOTTIN ON A DOOR KNOB TRYIN TO HATCH OUT A HOUSE AND A LOT BUT SHE DIDN'T WHILE SHE WAS A SOTTIN THERE ALONG COME A ROOSTERIN HE SAID WE'RE HAVIN A LITTLE PARTY DOWN BEHIND THE BARN WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME THIS SET AN SHE SAID NO SIR I'M ENGAGED TO HIS KNOBS FOR THIS SET HUSH I WAS AFRAID TO GO OUT IN THE BARNYARD ONE WHILE CAUSE ONE DAY WHEN I WUZ OUT THAR I HEARD A HEN SAY TO A ROOSTER BAR'S THAT OLE GRAY HEADED CUSS WE'VE BEEN A LAN PUR WELL
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