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Wall, all our boys and girls are ridin' bisickles now, and nothin' would do but I must learn how to ride one of them. Wall, I didn't think very favorably on it, but in order to keep peace in the family I told them I would learn. Wall, gee whilikee, by gum. I wish you had bin thar when I commenced. WELL ALL OUR BOYS AND GIRLS ARE RIDING BICYCLES NOW NOTHING WOULD DO BUT I MUST LEARN HOW TO RIDE ONE OF THEM WELL I DIDN'T THINK VERY FAVORABLY ON IT BUT IN ORDER TO KEEP THE PEACE IN THE FAMILY I TOLD THEM I WOULD LEARN WELL GEE WHINNOCKY BY GUM I WISH YOU HAD BEEN THAR WHEN I COMMENCED
f time. Somethin' that no man has ever yet defined or ever will define. A somethin' that is past all description. Which will make a hired man fergit to do the chores, and will make an old man act boyish, and will make a woman show herself to be stronger than the strongest man. Gosh durn it, an indescribable somethin' that has never yet bin described. --Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh on a Bicycle A LONG last summer Ruben Hoskins, that is Ezra Hoskins' boy, he cum home from college and bro't one of them new fangled bisickle masheens hum with him, and I think ever since that time the whole town of Punkin Centre has got the bisickle fever. Old Deacon Witherspoon he's bin a-ridin' a bisickle to Sunday school, and Jim Lawson he couldn't ride one of them 'cause he's got a wooden leg; but he jist calculated if he could git it hitched up to the mowin' masheen, he could cut more hay with it than any man in Punkin Centre. Somebody sed Si Pettingill wuz tryin' to pick apples with a bisickle.  SECTION THIRTY ONE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH ON A BICYCLE ALONG LAST SUMMER REUBEN HOSKINS THAT IS AZRA HOSKINS'S BOY HE COME HOME FROM COLLEGE AND BROUGHT ONE OF THEM NEW FANGLED BICYCLE MACHINES HOME WITH HIM AND I THINK EVER SINCE THAT TIME THE WHOLE TOWN OF PUNKIN CENTER HAS GOT THE BICYCLE FEVER OLD DEACON WEATHERSPOON HE'S BEEN A RIDING A BICYCLE TO SUNDAY SCHOOL AND JIM LAWSON HE COULDN'T RIDE ONE OF EM BECAUSE HE'S GOT A WOODEN LEG BUT HE JIST CALCULATED IF HE COULD GET IT HITCHED UP TO THE MOWIN MACHINE HE COULD CUT MORE HAY WITH IT THAN ANY MAN IN PUNKIN'S CENTER SOMEBODY SAID TI PETTINGIL WAS TRYIN TO PICK APPLES WITH A BICYCLE
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