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Wall, I got into one of your theaters here, got sot down and wuz lookin' at it; and it wuz a mighty fine lookin' pictur with a lot of lights shinin' on it, and I wuz enjoyin' it fust rate, when a lot of fellers cum out with horns and fiddles, and they all started in to fiddlin' and tootin', end all to once they pulled the theatre up, and thar wuz a lot of folks having a regular family quarrel. WELL I GOT INTO ONE OF YOUR THEATRES HERE GOT SOT DOWN AND WAS LOOKING AT IT AND IT WAS A MIGHTY FINE LOOKIN PICTURE WITH LOTS O LIGHTS SHININ ON IT AND I WAS ENJOYED IT FIRST RATE WHEN A LOT A FELLERS COME OUT WITH HORNS AND FIDDLES AND THEY ALL STARTED IN TO FIDDLING AND TOOTIN AND ALL AT ONCE THEY PULLED THE THEATRE UP AND THERE WAS A LOT OF FOLKS HAVIN A REGULAR FAMILY QUARREL
t how it was, and I wouldn't wonder if we didn't find Nancy out in the cornfield one of these days. Uncle Josh at the Opera WALL, I sed to mother when I left hum, now mother, when I git down to New York City I'm goin' to see a regular first-class theater. We never had many theater doin's down our way. Wall, thar wuz a theater troop cum to Punkin Centre along last summer, but we couldn't let 'em hav the Opery House to show in 'cause it wuz summer time and the Opery House wuz full of hay, and we couldn't let 'em hav it 'cause we hadn't any place to put the hay. An then about a year and a half ago thar wuz a troop cum along that wuz somethin' about Uncle Tom's home; they left a good many of their things behind 'em when they went away. Ezra Hoskins he got one of the mules, and he tried to hitch it up one day; Doctor says he thinks Ezra will be around in about six weeks. I traded one of the dogs to Ruben Hendricks fer a shot gun; Rube cum over t'other day, borrowed the gun and shot the dog. ENTER STORIES BY KALUCH STUART THIS LIBERAL BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH AT THE OPERA WELL I SAID TO MOTHER WHEN I LEFT HOME NOW MOTHER WHEN I GET DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY I'M GOING TO SEE A REG'LAR FIRST CLASS THEATRE WE NEVER HAD MANY THEATRE DOINGS DOWN OUR WAY WELL THERE WAS A THEATRE TROOP COME TO PUNKIN CENTER ALONG LAST SUMMER BUT WE COULDN'T LET EM HAVE THE OPERA HOUSE TO SHOW IN CAUSE IT WAS SUMMER TIME AND THE OPERA HOUSE WAS FULL OF HAY AND WE COULDN'T LET EM HAVE IT CAUSE WE HADN'T ANY PLACE TO PUT THE HAY AND THEN ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO THERE WAS A TROOP COME ALONG THAT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT UNCLE TOM'S HOME THEY LEFT A GOOD MANY OF THEIR THINGS BEHIND EM WHEN THEY WENT AWAY EZ FOR HOSKINS HE GOT ONE OF THE MULES AND HE TRIED TO HITCH IT UP ONE DAY DOCTOR SAYS HE THINKS AZURE WILL BE BACK AROUND IN ABOUT SIX WEEKS I TRADED ONE OF THE DOGS TO REUBEN HENDRIX FOR A SHOTGUN RUB COME OVER T'OTHER DAY BARRED THE GUN AND SHOT THE DOG
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