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I calculate I've got the funnyest lot of chickens you ever heerd tell on. I've got sixty old hens and they lay an egg every day; but they don't lay any at nite, cos when nite comes every one of them is roosters. I CALCULATE I'VE GOT THE FUNNIEST LOT OF CHICKENS YOU EVER HEERD TELL ON I'VE GOT SIXTY OLD HENS AN THEY LAY AN EGG EVERY DAY BUT THEY DON'T LAY ANY AT NIGHT CAUSE WHEN NIGHT COMES EVERY ONE OF THEM IS ROOSTERS
 me since I've bin here in New York; but I guess I've enjoyed it 'bout as much as you have. I'd like to have you all cum down to Punkin Centre and see MEE some time this summer, if you hadn't got nuthin' else to do. Lots of fun down thar on that farm of mine, huntin', fishin', and shootin', and other things. Wall, I never shot but one bird in my life, and that wuz a squirrel; yes, sir, a flyin' squirrel. I had a feller workin' fer me on the farm last summer, and he was cross-eyed, and I sent him out in the paster to dig a well fer me, and what do you s'pose? Wall he dug it so tarnal all-fired crooked that he fell out of it and sprained his ankel. Then one day I sent him out in the garden to plant some pertaters and some unyuns fer me, and it jist seemed like that feller didn't have good hoss sense. He planted them unyuns and pertaters right alongside of each other, and the unyuns got into the pertaters' eyes and they couldn't see to grow. Oh, yes, lots of fun down home onct in a while.  O YOU FOLKS HAVE MADE IT PURTY WARM FOR ME SINCE I BEEN HERE IN NEW YORK BUT I GUESS I'VE ENJOYED IT BOUT AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU ALL COME DOWN TO PUNKIN CENTER AND SEE ME SOME TIME THIS SUMMER IF YOU HADN'T GOT NOTHIN ELSE TO DO LOTS OF FUN DOWN THERE ON THAT FARM OF MINE HUNTING FISHING AND SHOOTING AND OTHER THINGS WAL I NEVER SHOT BUT ONE BIRD IN MY LIFE AND THAT WAS A SQUIRREL YESSER A FLYIN SQUIRREL I HAD A FELLER WORKIN FOR ME ON THE FARM LAST SUMMER AND HE WAS CROSS EYED AND I SENT HIM OUT IN THE PASTURE TO DIG A WHALE FOR ME AND WHAT DO YOU S'POSE WELL HE DUG IT SO TARNAL ALL FIRED COOKED THAT HE FELL OUT OF IT AN SPRAINED HIS ANKLE THEN ONE DAY I SENT HIM OUT IN THE GARDEN TO PLANT SOME PERTURATERS AND SOME ONIONS FUR ME AN IT JEST SEEMED LIKE THAT FELLER DIDN'T HAVE GOOD HOSS SENSE HE PLANTED THEM ONIONS AN PERTURS RIGHT ALONGSIDE O EACH OTHER AN THE ONIONS GOT INTO THE PERTUR'S EYES AND THEY COULDN'T SEE TO GROW OH YES LOTS OF FUN DOWN HOME ONCE IN A WHILE
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