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Uncle Josh in a Museum WHEN I wuz in New York one day I wuz a walkin' along down the street when I cum to a theater or play doins' of some kind or other, so I got to lookin' at the picters, and I noticed whar it sed it only cost ten cents to go in, and I alowed I might as well go in and see it. Wall I don't spose I'd bin in thar over five minutes afore I made myself the laffin' stock of every one in thar. UNCLE JOSH IN A MUSEUM WHEN I WAS IN NEW YORK ONE DAY I WAS WALKIN ALONG DOWN THE STREET WHEN I COME TO A THEATRE OR PLAY DOIN'S OF SOME KIND OR OTHER SO I GOT TO LOOKIN AT THE PICTURES AND I NOTICED WHERE IT SAID ONLY TEN CENTS TO GO IN AND I ALLOWED I MIGHT AS WELL GO IN AND SEE IT WELL I DON'T S'POSE I'D BEEN THAR OVER FIVE MINUTES AFORE I MADE MYSELF THE LAFFIN STOCK OF EVER ONE IN THAR
don't hop round and git me my collars and ciffs and other clothes what I left here, I'll be durned if I don't flop you in about a minnit, I will by chowder. Wall that critter he commenced hoppin around and a talkin faster 'n a buzz saw could turn, and all I could make out wuz--mee song lay tang moo me oo lay ung yong wo say mee tickee. Wall I seen jist as plain as could be that he wuz a tryin' to swindle me outen my clothes, so I made a grab fer him, and in less 'n a minnit we wuz a rollin' round on the floor; fust I wuz on top, and then Mr. Hop Soon wuz on top, and you couldn't hav told which one of us the pig tail belonged to. We upset the stove and kicked out the winder, and I sot Mr. Hop Soon in the wash tub, and when I got out of thar I had somebody's washin' in one hand and about five yards of that pig tail in tother, and Mr. Hop Soon, he wuz standin' thar yellin'--ung wa moo ye song ki le yung noy song oowe pelecee, pelecee, pelecee. I had quite a time with that heathen critter.  SECTION ZERO FIVE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIBER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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