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He'd linger shifering on the brink and fear to launch away all his durn life  if some one didn't push him in. So here goes!" HE'D LINGER SHIF'RING ON THE DRINK AND FEAR TO LAUNCH AWAY INTO ALL HIS DARNED LIFE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T PUSH HIM IN SO HERE GOES
essing to the kissing point--"well, chust when you bose comfortable--hah?--mebby on one cheer, what I know--it's so long sence I done it myself--when you bose comfortable, ast her--chust ast her--aham!--what she'll take for the pasture-field! She owns you bose and she can't use bose you and the pasture. A bird in the hand is worth seferal in another feller's--not so?" But Seffy only stopped and stared at his father. This, again, he did _not_ understand. "You know well enough I got no money to buy no pasture-field," said he. "Gosh-a'mighty!" said the old man joyfully, making as if he would strike Seffy with his huge fist--a thing he often did. "And ain't got nossing to trade?" "Nothing except the mare!" said the boy. "Say--ain't you got no feelings, you idjiot?" "Oh--" said Seffy. And then: "But what's feelings got to do with cow-pasture?" "Oach! No wonder he wants to be an anchel, and wiss the anchels stand--holding sings in his hands and on his head! He's too good for this wile world. THIS AND THIS HE WENT THROUGH HIS PANAME AGAIN AND INCLUDED A PROGRESSIVE CARESSING TO THE KISSING POINT WELL JUST WHEN YOU BOAST COMFORTABLE HABE ON ONE CHEER WHAT I KNOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I DONE IT MYSELF WHEN'S YOU BOTH COMFORTABLE ASKED HER JUST ASKED HER AHEM WHAT SHE'LL TAKE FOR THE PASTURE FIELD SHE OWNS YOU BOASTS AND SHE CAN'T USE BOASTS YOU ON THE POSTURE A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH SUFFERIN IN ANOTHER'S FITTEST NOT SO BUT STEFFY ONLY STOPPED AND STARED AT HIS FATHER THIS AGAIN HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOU KNOW IF I'VE GOT NO MONEY TO BUY THE PASTURE FIELD SAID HE GOSH OMITY SAID THE MAN JOYFULLY MAKING AS IF HE WOULD STRIKE STEFFY WITH HIS HUGE FIST A THING HE DID OFTEN AND AIN'T GOT NOSIN TO TRADE NOTHING EXCEPT THE MAYOR SAID THE BOY SAY AIN'T YOU GOT NO FEELINS YOU IDIOT OH SAID SAFIE AND THEN BUT WHAT'S FEELIN'S GOT TO DO WITH COW PASTURE OR NO WONDER HE WANTS TO BE AN ANGEL AN WISHY ANGELSND HOLDIN THINGS IN HIS HANDS AND ON HIS HEAD HE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS VILE WORLD
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