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Uncle Josh in Wall Street I USED to read in our town paper down home at Punkin Centre a whole lot about Wall street and them bulls and bears, and one thing and another, so I jist sed to myself  now Joshua, when you git down to New York City, that's jist what you want to see. UNCLE JOSH IN WALL STREET I USED TO READ IN OUR TOWN PAPER DOWN HOME AT PUNKIN CENTRE A WHOLE LOT ABOUT WALL STREET AN THEM BOWLS AN BARS AN ONE THING AN ANOTHER SO I JEST SAID TO MYSELF NOW JOSHUA WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE
And the way that we guarded agin the cold weather Wuz settin' all up spoon fashion together. Li too ra loo ri too ra loo ri too ra loo ri li do. Wall, they had a parrit in that place and the way he sputtered and jabbered and talked! He wuz a whole show all to himself. Wall, I bought one of them birds from a feller one time--he said it wuz a good talker. Wall, I took it hum and hed it about three months, and it never sed a durned word. I put in most of my spare time tryin' to git it to say "Uncle Josh," but the durned critter wouldn't do it, so I got mad at him one day and throwed him out in the barn yard amongst the chickens, and left him thar. Wall, when I went out the next mornin', I tell you thar wuz a sight. Half of them chickens wuz dead, and the rest of 'em wuz skeered to death, and that durned parrit had a rooster by the neck up agin the barn, and jist a givin' him an awful whippin', and every time he'd hit him he'd say, "Now you say Uncle Josh, gol durn you, you say Uncle Josh.  SECTION ZERO SIX OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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