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Seffy issued forth to his first conquest  lighted as far as the front gate by the fat lamp held in his father's hand. "A  Sef  Seffy, shall I set up for you tell you git home?" he called into the dark. SEFFIE ISSUED FORTH TO HIS FIRST CONQUEST LIGHTED AS FAR AS THE FRONT GATE BY THE FAT LAMP HELD IN HIS FATHER'S HAND ALL SEFFS SEFFY SHALL I SET UP FOR YOU TILL YOU GET HOME HE CALLED INTO THE DARK
loves, and he altogether incomparable, uncomfortable, and triumphant. Down stairs his father paced the floor, watch in hand. From time to time he would call out the hour, like a watchman on a minaret. At last: "Look a-yere, Seffy, it's about two inches apast seven--and by the time you git there--say, _nefer_ gif another feller a chance to git there afore you or to leave after you!" Seffy descended at that moment with his hat poised in his left hand. His father dropped his watch and picked it up. Both stood at gaze for a moment. "Sunder, Sef! You as beautiful as the sun, moon and stars--and as stinky as seferal apothecary shops. Yere, take the watch and git along--so's you haf some time wiss you--now git along! You late a'ready. Goshens! You wass behind time when you wass born! Yas, your mammy wass disapp'inted in you right at first. You wass seventy-six hours late! But now you reformed--sank God! I always knowed it wass a cure for it, but I didn't know it wass anysing as nice as Sally. IS HANDS CLOSE GAUNTLETED IN BUCKSKIN GLOVE AND HE ALTOGETHER INCOMPARABLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND TRIUMPHANT DOWN STAIRS HIS FATHER PACED THE FLOOR WATCH IN HAND FROM TIME TO TIME HE WOULD CALL OUT THE HOUR LIKE A WATCHMAN ON A MINARET AT LAST LOOK A YEAR SAFIE IT'S TWO INCHES OF PAST SEVEN AND BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE SAY NEVER GET ANOTHER FELLAH A CHANCE TO GET THERE AFORE YOU OR TO LEAVE AFTER YOU SEFFIE DESCENDED AT THAT MOMENT WITH HIS HAT POISED IN HIS LEFT HAND HIS FATHER DROPPED HIS WATCH AND PICKED IT UP BOTH STOOD AT GAZE FOR A MOMENT SUNDERSSETH YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE SUDDEN MOON AND STARS AN AS INKY AS SEVERAL APOTHECARY SHOTS YERE TAKE THE WATCH AND GET ALONG SO YOU'LL HAVE SOME TIME WITH YOU NOW GET ALONG YOU LATE ALREADY CAUTIONS YOU WAS BEHIND THE TIME WHEN YOU WAS BORN YES YOUR MAMMY WAS DISAPPOINTED AND YOU RIGHT AT FIRST YOU WAS SEVENTY SIX HOURS LATE BUT NOW YOU WERE FORMED THANK GOD I ALWAYS KNOWED IT WAS A PURE FORT BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS ANYTHING AS NICE AS SALLIE
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