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Wall he showed me which way to go, and I started out, and wuz walkin' along down the street lookin' at things, when some feller throwed a bananer peelin' on the sidewalk. WELL HE SHOWED ME WHICH WAY TO GO AND I STARTED OUT AND WAS WALKIN ALONG DOWN THE STREET LOOKIN AT THINGS WHEN SOME FELLER THROWED A BANAN PEELIN ON THE SIDEWALK
d it was a good one, too." He sed: "Wall, you cum out here, I want to see you." Wall, I didn't know what he wanted, but I jist made up my mind if he indulged in any foolishness with me I'd flop him in about a minnit. Wall, I got out thar, and he sed: "Now look here, honest injun, did you give me that five-dollar bill?" I sed: "Yes, sir, that's jist what I done," and he sed, "Wall, now, which one of the hosses do you want?" Gosh, I don't believe I'd gin him five dollars fer the whole durned outfit. Ambition--Somethin' that has made one man a senator, and another man a convict.--Punkin Centre Philosophy Uncle Josh in a Department Store ONE day while I wuz in New York I sed to a feller, now whar kin I find one of them stores whar they hav purty near everything to sell what thar is on earth, and he sed "I guess you mean a department store, don't you?" I sed, wall I don't know bout that; they may sell departments at one of them stores, but what I want to git is some muzlin and some caliker.  SECTION TEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTRE STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVERPOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN A DEPARTMENT STORE ONE DAY WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK I SAID TO A FELLER NOW WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THEM STORES WHERE THEY HAVE PURTY NEAR EVERYTHING TO SELL WHAT THERE IS ON EARTH AND HE SAID I GUESS YOU MEAN A DEPARTMENT STORE DON'T YE I SAID WELL I DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT THEY MAY SELL DEPARTMENTS AT ONE O THEM STORES BUT WHAT I WANT TO GET IS SOME MUSLIN AND SOME CALICER
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