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Wall I got to talkin' to that feller on the front end of the car, and he wuz a purty nice sort of a feller, he showed me how every thing worked and told me all about it, wall when I got off I sed  good bye, mister, hope I'll see you agin some time, and he sed, "oh, I'll run across you one of these days," I told him by gosh he wouldn't run across me if I seen him a comin'. WELL I GOT TO TALKIN TO THAT FELLER ON THE FRONT END OF THE CAR AND HE WAS A PRETTY NICE SORT OF A FELLER HE SHOWED ME HOW EVERYTHING WORKED AND TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT WELL WHEN I GOT OFF I SAID GOOD BYE MISTER HOPE I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOME TIME AND HE SAID OH I'LL RUN ACROSS YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS I TOLD HIM BY GOSS HE WOULDN'T RUN ACROSS ME IF I SEEN HIM A COMIN
p and let one of them ladys sot down," and the little boy sed, "you git up and they can all sot down." Wall by that time your uncle wuz a laffin' right out. Sottin' right alongside of me wuz a lady and she had the purtiest little baby I calculate I'd ever seen in all my born days, I wanted to be sociable with the little feller so I jist sort of waved my hand at him, and sed how-d'e-do baby, and that lady just looked et me scornful like and sed "rubber," wall I wuz never more sot back, I guess you could have knocked me down with a feather, I thought it was a genuine baby, I didn't know the little thing was rubber. Wall I noticed up in one end of the car thar wuz a little round masheen, and the conductor had a clothes line tied to it, and every time he got a nickel he'd yank on that clothes line, and fust it sed in and then it sed out, I couldn't tell what all them little ins and outs meant, but I jist cum to the conclusion it showed how much the conductor wuz in and the company wuz out.  LITTLE BOY YOU ARE TO GET UP AN LET ONE OF THEM LADIES SIGHT DOWN AND THE LITTLE BOY SAID YOU GET UP AN THEY CAN ALL SIDE DOWN WHY ABOUT THAT TIME YOUR UNCLE WAS A LAFFIN RIGHT OUT SOTTIN RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF ME WAS A LADY AND SHE HAD THE PURTIEST LITTLE BABY I CALCULATE I EVER SEEN IN ALL MY BORN DAYS I WANTED TO BE SOCIABLE WITH THE LITTLE FELLER SO I JEST SORT O WAVED MY HAND AT HIM AND SAID HOW DE DO BABY AND THAT LADY JEST LOOKED AT ME SCORNFUL LIKE AND SAID RUBBER WELL I WAS NEVER MORE SOT BACK I GUESS YOU COULDN KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER I THOUGHT IT WAS GENUINE BABY I DIDN'T KNOW THE LITTLE THING WAS RUBBERT WELL I NOTICED UP IN ONE END OF THE CAR THERE WAS A LITTLE ROUND MACHINE AND THE CONDUCTOR HAD A CLOTHES LINE TIED TO IT AND EVERY TIME HE GOT A NICKEL HE'D YANK ON THAT CLOTHES LINE AND FUST ITSELF IN AND THEN IT SET OUT I COULDN'T TELL WHAT ALL THEM LITTLE INS AN OUTS MEANT BUT I JUST COME TO THE CONCLUSION IT SHOWED HOW MUCH THE CONDUCTOR WAS IN AND THE COMPANY WAS OUT
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