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I didn't know I wuz so durned good lookin'. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TO DURN GOOD LOOKIN
l after that things went along purty well fer a right smart while, then I et a snack out of my carpet bag and felt purty good. Wall that train got to runnin' slower and slower 'till it stopped at every house and when it cum to a double house it stopped twice. I hed my ticket in my hat and I put my head out of the window to look at suthin' when the wind blew my hat off and I lost the durned old ticket, wall the conductor made me buy another one. I hed to buy two tickets to ride once, but I fooled him, he don't know a durned thing about it and when he finds it out he's goin to be the maddest conductor on that railroad, I got a round trip ticket and I ain't a goin' back on his durned old road. When I got off the ferry boat down here I commenced to think I wuz about the best lookin' old feller what ever cum to New York, thar wuz a lot of fellers down thar with buggies and kerridges and one thing and another, and jest the minnit they seen me they all commenced to holler--handsome--handsome. EN PUMP SOME MORE WELL AFTER THAT THINGS WENT ALONG PURTY WELL FOR A RIGHT SMART WHILE THEN I ET A SNACK OUT OF MY CARPET BAG AND FELT PURTY GOOD WELL THAT TRAIN GOT TO RUNNIN SLOWER AND SLOWER TILL IT STOPPED AT EVERY HOUSE AND WHEN IT CUM TO A DOUBLE HOUSE IT STOPPED TWICE I HAD MY TICKET IN MY HAT AND I PUT MY HEAD OUT THE WINDER TO LOOK AT SOMETHING WHEN THE WIND BLEW MY HAT OFF AND I LOST THE DURNED OLD TICKET WELL THE CONDUCTOR MADE ME BUY ANOTHER ONE I HAD TO BUY TWO TICKETS TO RIDE ONCE BUT I FOOLED HIM HE DON'T KNOW A DURNED THING ABOUT IT AND WHEN HE FINDS IT OUT HE'S GOIN TO BE THE MADDEST CONDUCTOR ON THAT RAILROAD I GOT A ROUND TRIP TICKET AND I AIN'T A GOIN BACK ON THIS DURNED OLD ROAD WHEN I GOT OFF THE FERRY BOAT DOWN HERE I COMMENCED TO THINK I WAS ABOUT THE BEST LOOKIN OLD FELLER WHAT EVER CUM TO NEW YORK THERE WAS A LOT OF FELLERS DOWN THAR WITH BUGGIES AN CARRIAGES AN ONE THING AN ANOTHER AN JEST THE MINNIT THEY SEEN ME THEY ALL COMMENCED TO HOLLER HANDSOME HANDSOME
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