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Then she opened the valise and took out the purse, shet the valise and opened the purse and put in the nickel and shet the purse, opened the valise and put in the purse and shet the valise, then sed, "Stop the bus, please." THEN SHE OPENED THE VALISE AND TOOK OUT THE PURSE SHET THE VALISE AND OPENED THE PURSE PUT IN THE NICKEL AND SHUT THE PURSE OPENED THE VALISE AND PUT IN THE PURSE AND SHUT THE BELIE AND THEN SAID STOP THE BUS PLEASE
raption I calculate I ever seen in my life. It wuz a sort of a wagon, kind of a cross between a band wagon and a hay rack, and it had a pair of stairs what commenced at the hind end and rambled around all over the wagon. I sed to a gentleman standin' thar: "Mr. in the name of all that's good and bad, what do you call that thing?" He sed: "Wall, sir, that's a Fifth Avenoo 'bus." I sed: "Wall, now, I want to know, kin I ride on it?" And he sed: "You kin if you've got a nickel." Wall, I got in and sot down, and I jist about busted my buttins a laffin' at things what happened in that 'bus. Thar wuz a young lady cum in and sot down, and she had a little valise in her hand, 'bout a foot squar. Wall, she opened the valise and took out a purse and shet the valise, then she opened the purse and took out a dime, and shet the purse, opened the valise and put in the purse, and shet the valise, then she handed the dime to a feller sottin' out on the front of the 'bus, and he give her a nickel back. TO LONG COME THE DURNEDEST LOOKIN CONTRACTION I CALCULATE I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE IT WAS A SORT OF A WAGON KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN A BAND WAGON AND A HAYRACK AND IT HAD A PAIR OF STAIRS WHAT COMMENCED AT THE HIND IN AND RAMBLED AROUND ALL OVER THE WAGON I SAID TO A GENTLEMAN STANDING THAR MISTER IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND BAD WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING HE SAID WELL SIR THAT'S A FIFTH AVENUE BUS I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW KIN I RIDE ON IT AND HE SAID YOU KIN IF YOU GOT A NICKEL WELL I GOT IN AND SOT DOWN AND I JEST ABOUT BUSTED MY BUTTONS A LAUGHIN AT BANGS WOT HAPPENED IN THAT BUS THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY COME IN AND SOT DOWN AND SHE HAD A LITTLE VALISE IN HER HAND ABOUT A FOOT SQUIRE WELL SHE OPENED THE VALISE AND TOOK OUT A PURSE AND SHUT THE VALISE THEN SHE OPENED THE PURSE AND TOOK OUT A DIME AND SHUT THE PURSE OPENED THE VALISE AND PUT IN THE PURSE AND SHUT THE BELIESE THEN SHE HANDED THE DIME TO A FELLER SOUGHTIN OUT ON THE FRONT OF THE BUS AND HE GAVE HER A NICKEL BACK
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