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Uncle Josh in Society WALL, I did'nt suppose when I cum down here to New York that I wuz a goin to flop right into the middle of high toned society, but I guess that's jist about what I done. You see I had an old friend a livin' down here named Henry Higgins, and I wanted to see Henry mighty bad. Henry and me, we wuz boys together down home at Punkin Centre, and I hadn't seen him in a long time. UNCLE JOSH IN SOCIETY WELL I DIDN'T SUPPOSE WHEN I COME DOWN HERE TO NEW YORK THAT I WAS A GOIN TO FLOP RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF HIGH TONED SOCIETY BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST ABOUT WHAT I DONE YOU SEE I HAD AN OLD FRIEND A LIVIN DOWN HERE NAMED HENRY HIGGINS AN I WANTED TO SEE HENRY MIGHTY BAD HENRY AN ME WE WAS BOYS TOGETHER DOWN HOME AT PUNKIN CENTER AN I HADN'T SEEN HIM IN A LONG TIME
ied to git my carpet bag and another tried to git my umbreller, and I jest told 'em to stand back or durned if I wouldn't take a wrestle out of one or two of them, then I asked one of 'em if he could haul me up to the Sturtevessant hotel, and by gosh I never heered a feller stutter like that feller did in all my life, he said ye-ye-ye-yes sir, and I said wall how much air you a goin' to charge me, and he said f-f-f-fif-fif-fifty c-c-cents, and I sed wall I guess I'll ride with you, but don't stop to talk about it any more cause I'd kinder like to git thar. Wall we started out and when we stopped we wuz away up at the other end of the town whar thar warn't many houses, and I sed to him, this here ain't the Sturtevessant hotel, and he sed n-n-n-no n-s-s-n-no sir, I sed why didn't you let me out at the hotel like I told ye, and he sed, b-b-b-be c-c-c b-b-be cause I c-c-c-c-couldn't s-s-s-say w-w-w-whoa q-q-q-q-quick enough. Wall I hed a great time with that feller, but I got here at last.  SECTION ZERO THREE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDED BY PHILIP MARTIN
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