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Prosperity  Consists principally of contentment; for the man who is contented is prosperous, in his own way of thinking, though his neighbors may have a different opinion. PROSPERITY CONSISTS PRINCIPALLY OF CONTENTMENT FOR THE MAN WHO IS CONTENTED IS PROSPEROUS IN HIS OWN WAY OF THINKING THOUGH HIS NEIGHBORS MAY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION
, you haint got any hay seed in YOUR hair, hav you? Everybody commenced a laffin', and he got purty riled, so he sed, smart like, "jist step this way, please." Wall he showed me round and I bought what I wanted, and when I cum to pay the feller what I had to pay, it didn't look as though I wuz a goin' to git any of my money back. I handed him a ten dollar bill, and he jist took it and put it in a little baskit and hitched it onto a wire, and the durned thing commenced runnin' all over the store. Wall now you can jist bet your boots I lit out right after it; I chased it up one side and down the other, I knocked down five or six wimmin clerks, and I upset five or six bargain counters; I took a wrastle out of that bald-headed feller, and jist then some one commenced to holler "CASH" and I sed yep, that's what I'm after. Wall I chased that durned little baskit round 'til I got up to it, and when I did I was right thar whar I started from. Gee whiz, I never felt more foolish in all my life. HAT BALD HEAD OF HIS'N AND I SAID WELL NOW YOU HAIN'T GOT ANY HAYSEED IN YER HAIR HAVE YE EVERYBODY COMMENCED A LAFFIN AN HE GOT PURTY RIPE SO HE SAID SMART LIKE JEST STEP THIS WAY PLEASE WELL HE SHOWED ME AROUND AN I BOUGHT WHAT I WANTED AND WHEN I CUM TO PAY THE FELLER WHAT I HAD TO PAY IT DIDN'T LOOK AS THOUGH I WAS A GOIN TO GET ANY OF MY MONEY BACK I HANDED HIM A TEN DOLLAR BILL AN HE JEST TOOK IT AND PUT IT IN A LITTLE BASKET AND HITCHED IT ON TO A WHAR AND THE DARNED THING COMMENCED RUNNIN ALL OVER THE STORE WELL NOW YOU CAN JUST BET YOUR BOOTS I LIT OUT RIGHT AFTER IT I CHASED IT UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN THE OTHER I KNOCKED DOWN FIVE OR SIX WOMEN CLERKS AN UPSET FIVE OR SIX BARGAIN COUNTERS I TOOK A RASCLE OUT OF THAT BALD HEADED FELLER AN JEST THEN SOME ONE COMMENCED TO HOLLER CASH AND I SAID YEP THAT'S WHAT I AM AFTER WELL I CHASED THAT DURNED LITTLE BASKET AROUND TILL I GOT UP TO IT AND WHEN I DID I WAS RIGHT THAR WHERE I STARTED FROM GEE WIZ I NEVER FELT MORE FOOLISH IN MY LIFE
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