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Wall, anyhow, he sed to that front boy, "Show the gentleman to the proprietor's offis." WELL ANYHOW HE SAID TO THAT FRONT BOY SHOW THE GENTLEMAN TO THE PROPRIETOR'S OFFIC
ornin' bright and early, 'bout time they had their breakfast, and I looked 'round fer a spell; then finally I picked out a right likely lookin' store, and jist conclooded I'd sell my load of produce thar. Wall, I went in and I met a feller 'nd I sed, "Good mornin', be you the storekeeper?" And he sed, "No, sir, I'm only one of the clerks." So I sed, "Wall, be the storekeeper to hum?" And he sed, "Yes, sir, would you like to see him?" And I told him as how I would, and he turned 'round and commenced to hollerin' "FRONT," and a boy cum up what had more brass buttins on him than a whole regiment of soljers. I thought that wuz a durned funny name fer a boy--front--and that clerk feller he wuz about the most importent thing I'd seen in Boston so far, less maybe it wuz the Bunker Hill monument that I druv past cummin' to town. He had on a biled collar that sort of put me in mind of the whitewashed fence 'round the fair grounds down hum. I'll bet if he'd ever sneeze it would cut his ears off.  O PAY EXPENSES FOR THE TRIP WELL I GOT INTO BOSTON NEXT MORNIN BRIGHT AN EARLY BOUT TIME THEY HAD THEIR BREAKFAST AN I LOOKED ROUND FUR A SPELL THEN FINALLY I PICKED OUT A RIGHT LIKELY LOOKIN STORE AN I JES CONCLUDED I'D SAIL MY LOAD O PRODUCE THAR WELL I WENT IN AND I MET A FELLER AN I SAID GOOD MORNIN BIG YOU THE STOREKEEPER AN HE SAID NO SIR I'M ONLY ONE OF THE CLERKS SO I SAID WELL BE THE STOREKEEPER TO HOME AND HE SAID YES SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIM AN I TOLD HIM AS HOW I WOULD AN HE TURNED ROUND AN COMMENCED TO HOLLERIN FRONT AN A BOY COME UP WHAT HAD MORE BRASS BUTTONS ON HIM THAN A WHOLE REG'MENT O SOLDIERS I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DURNED FUNNY NAME FER A BOY FRONT AN THAT CLERK FELLER HE WAS ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'D SEEN IN BOSTON SO FAR LEST MEBBE IT WAS THE BUNKER HILL MONUMENT THAT I DRUV PAST COMING TO TOWN HE HAD ON A BILED COLLAR THAT SORTA PUT ME IN MIND OF THE WHITEWASHED FENCE ROUND THE FAIR GROUNDS DOWN HOME I BET IF HE EVER SNEEZE IT WOULD CUT HIS EARS OFF
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