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Want to be a postmaster? _That's_ all right. Leave it to me. I'll fix it." "But it isn't postmaster  you're all astray yet." "Well, good gracious, Washington, why don't you come out and tell me what it is? WANT TO BE A POSTMASTER THAT'S ALL RIGHT LEAVE IT TO ME I'LL FIX IT BUT IT ISN'T POSTMASTER YOU'RE ALL ASTRAY YET WELL GOOD GRACIOUS WASHINGTON WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS
 care; it's no time for it now--on with the dance, let joy be unconfided, is my motto--whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfide, you'll be the healthier for it every time--every time, Washington--it's my experience, and I've seen a good deal of this world. Come, where have you disappeared to all these years, and are you from there now, or where are you from?" "I don't quite think you would ever guess, Colonel. Cherokee Strip." "My land!" "Sure as you live." "You can't mean it: Actually _living_ out there?" "Well, yes, if a body may call it that; though it's a pretty strong term for 'dobies and jackass rabbits, boiled beans and slapjack, depression, withered hopes, poverty in all its varieties----" "Louise out there?" "Yes, and the children." "Out there now?" "Yes; I couldn't afford to bring them with me." "Oh, I see--you had to come--claim against the Government. Make yourself perfectly easy--I'll take care of that." "But it isn't a claim against the Government." "No?  CHILDREN POOR THING DEAR DEAR THEY'RE ALL DEAD BUT THE YOUNGEST BUT BANISH CARE IT'S NO TIME FOR IT NOW ON WITH THE DANCE LET JOY BE UNCONFIDED IS MY MOTTO WHETHER THERE'S ANY DANCE TO DANCE OR ANY JOY TO UNCONFIDE YOU'LL BE THE HEALTHIER FOR IT EVERY TIME EVERY TIME WASHINGTON IT'S MY EXPERIENCE AND I'VE SEEN A GOOD DEAL OF THIS WORLD COME WHERE HAVE YOU DISAPPEARED TO ALL THESE YEARS AND ARE YOU FROM THERE NOW OR WHERE ARE YOU FROM I DON'T QUITE THINK YOU WOULD EVER GUESS COLONEL CHEROKEE STRIP MY LAND SURE AS YOU LIVE YOU CAN'T MEAN IT ACTUALLY LIVING OUT THERE WELL YES IF A BODY MAY CALL IT THAT THOUGH IT'S A PRETTY STRONG TERM FOR DOBIES AND JACKASS RABBITS BOILED BEANS AND SLAPJACK DEPRESSION WITHERED HOPES POVERTY IN ALL ITS VARIETIES LOUISE OUT THERE YES AND THE CHILDREN OUT THERE NOW YES I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BRING HIM WITH ME OH I SEE YOU HAD TO COME CLAIM AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT MAKE YOURSELF PERFECTLY EASY I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT BUT IT ISN'T A CLAIM AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT NO
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