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Half of them chickens wuz dead, and the rest of 'em wuz skeered to death, and that durned parrit had a rooster by the neck up agin the barn, and jist a givin' him an awful whippin', and every time he'd hit him he'd say, "Now you say Uncle Josh, gol durn you, you say Uncle Josh." HALF OF THEM CHICKENS WAS DEAD AND THE REST OF EM WAS SKEERED TO DEATH AND THAT DURNED PARROT HAD A ROOSTER BY THE NECK UP AGIN THE BARN AND JUST A GIVING HIM AN AWFUL WHIPPING AND EVERY TIME HE'D HIT HIM IN SAY NOW YOU SAY UNCLE JOSH GALL DURN YOU YOU SAY UNCLE JOSH
 this year, And I cum within one of not bein' here, The facts I'll relate near as I kin remember, It happened some time 'bout last December. Li too ra loo ri too ra loo ri too ra loo la ri do. The load was composed of both girls and boys, All tryin' to outdo the other in noise. And the way that we guarded agin the cold weather Wuz settin' all up spoon fashion together. Li too ra loo ri too ra loo ri too ra loo ri li do. Wall, they had a parrit in that place and the way he sputtered and jabbered and talked! He wuz a whole show all to himself. Wall, I bought one of them birds from a feller one time--he said it wuz a good talker. Wall, I took it hum and hed it about three months, and it never sed a durned word. I put in most of my spare time tryin' to git it to say "Uncle Josh," but the durned critter wouldn't do it, so I got mad at him one day and throwed him out in the barn yard amongst the chickens, and left him thar. Wall, when I went out the next mornin', I tell you thar wuz a sight. O WENT THIS WAY KIND FRIENDS I HADN'T HAD BUT ONE SLEIGH RIDE THIS YEAR AND I COME WITHIN ONE NOT BEIN HERE THE FACTS I RELATE NEAR AS I CAN REMEMBER IT HAPPENED SOME TIME ABOUT LAST DECEMBER LE TOUR ALOO A LOUDE LE TOURAL A RIDE O THE LOAD WAS COMPOSED OF BOTH GIRLS AND BOYS ALL TRYIN TO OUTDO THE OTHER IN NOISE AND THE WAY THAT WE GUARDED AG'IN THE COLD WEATHER WUZ SETTIN ALL SPOON FASHION TOGETHER LITU RALOO A LU RATTU RATTOO A LIED OO WELL THEY HAD A PARROT IN THAT PLACE AN THE WAY HE SPUTTERED AN JABBERED AND TALKED HE WAS A WHOLE SHOW ALL TO HIMSELF WELL I BOUGHT ONE O THEM BIRDS FROM A FELLER ONE TIME HE SAID IT WAS A GOOD TALKER WELL I TOOK AN OMEN TYE AND HAD IT ABOUT THREE MONTHS AN IT NEVER SAID A DURNED WORD I PUT IN MOST OF MY SPARE TIME TRYIN TO GET IT TO SAY UNCLE JOSH BUT THE DURNED CRITTER WOULDN'T DO IT SO I GOT MAD AT HIM ONE DAY AN THROW'D HIM OUT IN THE BARN YARD AMONGST THE CHICKENS AN LEFT HIM THAR WELL WHEN I WENT OUT THE NEXT MORNIN I TELL YOU THERE WUZ A SIGHT
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