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He sed, "Yes, sir, I lost a ten dollar bill; if you find it I'll give you two dollars." HE SAID YES SIR I LOST A TEN DOLLAR BILL IF YOU FIND IT I'LL GIVE YOU TWO DOLLARS
 she wuz a brazen critter to cum out thar without clothes enough on her to dust a fiddle. But Deacon Witherspoon sed that wuz the art of 'questrinism; we all alowed it, whatever he meant. And then that silly old clown he told the ring master that his uncle committed sooiside different than any man what ever committed sooiside; and the ring master sed, "Wall, sir, how did your uncle commit sooiside?" and that silly old clown sed, "Why, he put his nose in his ear and blowed his head off." Then he sang an old-fashioned song I hadn't heered in a long time; went something like this: From Widdletown to Waddletown is fifteen miles, From Waddletown to Widdletown is fifteen miles, From Widdletown to Waddletown, from Waddletown to Widdletown, Take it all together and its fifteen miles. He wuz about the silliest cuss I ever seen. Wall, I noticed a feller a rummagin' 'round among the benches as though he might a-lost somethin'. So I sed to him, "Mister, did you lose anythin' 'round here any place? ACK AND COMMENCED RIDIN AROUND NANCY SMITH SAID SHE WAS A BRAZEN CRITTER TO COME OUT THAR WITHOUT CLO'S ENOUGH UNDER TO DUST A FIDDLE BUT DEACON WEATHERSPOON SAID THAT WAS THE ART OF QUESTERNISM AND WE ALL ALLOWED IT WHATEVER HE MEANT AND THEN THAT SILLY OLD CLOWN HE TOLD THE RING MASTER THAT HIS UNCLE COMMITTED SUICIDE DIFFERENT THAN ANY MAN WHATEVER COMMITTED SUICIDE AND THE RING MASTER SAID WELL NOW HOW DID YOUR UNCLE COMMIT SUICIDE AND THAT SILLY OLD CLOWN SAID WHY HE PUT HIS NOSE IN HIS EAR AND BLOWED HIS HEAD OFF THEN HE SANG AN OLD FASHIONED SONG I HADN'T HEERD IN A LONG TIME WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM WELLTOWN TO WADDLETOWN IS FIFTEEN MILES FROM WELLTOWN TO WELLTOWN IS FIFTEEN MILES FROM WELLTOWN TO WADDLETOWN FROM WADDLETOWN TO WELLTOWN TAKE IT ALL TOGETHER AND IT'S ME EIGHTEEN MILES HE WAS ABOUT THE SILLIEST CUSS I EVER SEEN WELL I NOTICED A FELLER RUMMIN AMONG THE BENCHES AS THOUGH HE MIGHT A LOST SOMETHIN SO I SAID TO HIM MISTER DID YOU LOSE ANYTHING ROUND HERE ANY PLACE
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