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Wall, we hadn't bin thar more 'n a minnit when Jim he told the minister he had the hymn books to sell, and the minister sed he'd tell the congregation all about it. Then Jim he sot right down in the meetin' house and went to sleep; and then he went to snorin'; you could hear him clar across a forty acre lot. WELL HE HADN'T BEEN MORE THAN A MINUTE WHEN JIM HE TOLD THE MINISTER HE HAD THE HYMN BOOKS TO SELL AND THE MINISTER SAID HE'D TELL THE CONGREGATION ALL ABOUT IT THEN JIM HE SOT DOWN IN THE MEETIN' HOUSE AND WENT SLEEP AND THEN HE WENT TO SNORING YOU COULD HEAR HIM CLEAR ACROSS A FORTY ACRE LOT
other little feller sed, "No, Deacon, I think you've sort of got it mixed up; he wasn't there; Schley is the feller what done the job, at Santiague." The Deacon sed, "Now, boys, you've bin readin' too much about them war doin's in the papers. Now what little boy can tell me what is the first commandment?" And Ezra Hoskins' boy sed, "Remember the main." Gosh, I had to go right out of the meetin' house, whar I could have a good laugh. Wall, I wouldn't have bin down thar in the fust place, or the second place, fer that matter, if it hadn't bin fer old Jim Lawson. You see, Jim he's a peculiar old critter. He's got one eye out; lost it lookin' fer a pension, I believe. Wall, Jim he cum over to my house and he sed, "Josh, let's you and me go down to the baptizin'." I sed, "What do you want to go down thar fer, Jim; you can't git any pension thar, kin ye?" Jim sed, "Wall, you see, Josh, thar wuz a pedler left some hymn books at my house, and I want to go down thar and see if I can't sell 'em. Y WHAT SLEW THE PHILISTINES IT WAS SAMSON ANOTHER LITTLE FELLER SAID NO DEACON I THINK YOU SORT O GOT IT MIXED UP HE WASN'T THIR SCHLEY IS THE FELLER WOT DONE THE JOB AT SANTIAGIE THE DEACON SAID NOW BOYS YOU BEN READIN TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM WAR DOIN'S IN THE PAPERS NOW WHAT LITTLE BOY KIN TELL ME WHAT IS THE FIRST COMMANDMENT AND EZRA HOSKINS BOY SAID REMEMBER THE MAIN HE HE GOSH I HAD TO GO RIGHT OUT OF THE MEETIN' HOUSE WHERE I COULD HAVE A GOOD LAUGH WELL I WOULDN'T A BEEN DOWN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE OR THE SECOND PLACE FOR THAT MATTER IF IT HADN'T A BEEN FOR OLD JIM LAWSON YOU SEE JIM HE'S A PECULIAR OLD CRITTER HE'S GOT ONE EYE OUT LOST IT LOOKIN FOR A PENSION I BELIEVE WELL JIM HE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HE SAID JOSH LETS YOU AND ME GO DOWN TO THE BAPTIZING I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THERE FOR JIM YOU CAN'T GET ANY PENSION THERE CAN YOU JIM SAID WELL YOU SEE JOSH THERE WAS A PEDDLER LEFT SOME HYMN BOOKS AT MY HOUSE AND I WANT TO GO DOWN THERE AND SEE IF I CAN'T SELL EM
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