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Wall they had a dance, I think they called it a cowtillion, and that wuz whar I wuz right to hum, I jist hopped out on the floor, balanced to partners, swung on the corners, and cut up more capers than any young feller thar, it jist looked as if all the ladies wanted to dance with me. One lady wanted to know if I danced the german, but I told her I only danced in English. WELL THEY HAD A DANCE I THINK THEY CALLED IT A CALKILIAN AND THAT WAS WHERE I WAS RIGHT TO HUM I JEST POPPED OUT ON THE FLOOR BALANCED THE PARDNERS SWUNG ON THE CORNERS AND CUT UP MORE CAPERS THAN ANY YOUNG FELLER THAR IT JEST LOOKED AS IF ALL THE LADIES WANTED TO DANCE WITH ME ONE LADY WANTED TO KNOW IF I DANCED THE GERMAN BUT I TOLD HER I ONLY DANCED IN ENGLISH
enry Higgins, if it wuz the same Henry I used to know down home at Punkin Centre. Wall I guess Henry he must a heered me talkin', cause he jist cum out and grabbed me by both hands and sed, "why Josh Weathersby, how do you do, cum right in." Wall he took me into the house and introduced me to more wimmin folks than I ever seen before in all my life at one time. I guess they were havin' some kind of society doins at Henry's house, one old lady sed to me, "my dear Mr. Weathersby, I am so pleased to meet you, I've heered Mr. Higgins speak about you so often." Wall by chowder, I got to blushin' so it cum pretty near settin' my hair on fire, but I sed, wall now I'm right glad to know you, you kind-er put me in mind of old Nancy Smith down hum, and Nancy, she's bin tryin' to git married past forty seasons that I kin remember on. Wall Henry took me off into a room by myself, and when I got on my store clothes and my new calf skin boots, I tell you I looked about as scrimptious as any of them. LD HIM I WANTED TO SEE HENRY HIGGINS IF IT WAS THE SAME HENRY I USED TO KNOW DOWN HOME AT PUNKIN CENTER WELL I GUESS HENRY HE MUST A HEERD ME TALKIN CAUSE HE JIST COME OUT AN GRABBED ME BY BOTH HANDS AN SAID WHY JOSH WETHERSBIT HOW DO YOU DO COME RIGHT IN WELL HE TOOK ME INTO THE HOUSE AND INTRODUCED ME TO MORE WOMEN FOLKS THAN I EVER SEEN BEFORE IN ALL MY LIFE AT ONE TIME I GUESS THEY WAS HAVIN SOME KIND O SOCIETY DOINS AT HENRY'S HOUSE ONE OLD LADY SAID TO ME MY DEAR MISTER WETHERSBY I AM SO PLEASED TO MEET YOU I'VE HEERD MISTER HIGGINS SPEAK ABOUT YOU SO OFTEN WELL BY CHOWDER I GOT TO BLUSHIN SO IT CUM PURTY NEAR TO SETTIN MY HAIR ON FIRE BUT I SAID WELL NOW I'M RIGHT GLAD TO KNOW YOU YOU KINDER PUT ME IN MIND TO OLE NANCY SMITH DOWN HOME AND NANCY SHE'D BEEN TRYIN T GIT MARRIED PAST FORTY SEASONS THAT I KIN REMEMBER ON WELL HENRY HE TOOK ME OFF INTO A ROOM BY MYSELF AND WHEN I GOT ON MY STORE CLOTHES AND MY NEW CALF SKIN BOOTS I TELLED YOU I LOOKED ABOUT AS CRAMPTISH AS ANY OF THEM
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