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Wall, about that time old Jim Lawson commenced to show signs of uneasiness, and someone sed, "What is it, Jim?" WELL ABOUT THAT TIME OLD JIM LAWSON COMMENCED TO SHOW SIGNS OF UNEASINESS AND SOME ONE SAID WHAT IS IT JIM
 it rained so hard that the drops jist rubbed together comin' down, which made them so allfired hot that they turned into steam; why, it rained so gosh dinged hard, thar wuz a cider bar'l layin' out in the yard that had both heads out'n it and the bung hole up; wall, it rained so hard into that bung hole that the water couldn't run out of both ends of the bar'l fast enough, and it swelled up and busted." Wall, we all took a fresh chew of terbacker and nudged each other; and Ezra Hoskins sed he didn't remember as how he'd ever seen it rain quite so hard as that, but he'd seen some mighty dry weather; he sed one time when he wuz out in Kansas it got so tarnation dry that fish a-swimmin' up the river left a cloud of dust behind them. And hot, too; why, it got so allfired hot that one day he tied his mule to a pen of popcorn out behind the barn, and it got so hot that the corn got to poppin' and flyin' 'round that old mule's ears and he thought it wuz snow and laid down and froze to death. Y IT GOT TO RAINING AND IT RAINED SO HARD THAT THE DROPS JEST RUBBED TOGETHER COMIN DOWN WHICH MADE THEM SO ALL FIRED HOT THAT THEY TURNED TO STEAM WHY IT RAINED SAGOSSE DANGED HARD THERE WAS A CIDER BARREL LAYIN OUT IN THE YARD THAT HAD BOTH HEADS OUT IN IT AND THE BUNG HOLE UP WHILE IT RAINED SO HARD END TO THAT BUNG HOLE THAT THE WATER COULDN'T RUN OUT OF BOTH ENDS OF THE BARREL FAST ENOUGH AND IT SWELLED UP AND BUSTED WELL WE ALL TOOK A FRESH CHAR TO BACKER AND NUDGED EACH OTHER AND EZRA HOSKIN SAID HE DIDN'T REMEMBER AS HOW HE'D EVER SEEN IT RAIN QUITE SO HARD AS THAT BUT HE'D SEEN SOME MIGHTY DRY WEATHER HE SAID ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS OUT IN KANSAS IT GOT SATARNATION DRY THAT FISH A SWIMMING UP THE RIVER LEFT A CLOUD OF DUST BEHIND EM AN HOT WHY IT GOT SO ALL FIRED HOT THAT ONE DAY HE TIED HIS MULE TO A PIN OF POP CORN OUT BEHIND THE BARN AND IT GOT SO HOT THAT THE CORN GOT TO POPPING AND FLYING AROUND THAT OLD MULE'S EARS AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS SNOW AND LAID DOWN AND FROZE TO DEATH
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