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Wall I noticed up in one end of the car thar wuz a little round masheen, and the conductor had a clothes line tied to it, and every time he got a nickel he'd yank on that clothes line, and fust it sed in and then it sed out, I couldn't tell what all them little ins and outs meant, but I jist cum to the conclusion it showed how much the conductor wuz in and the company wuz out. WELL I NOTICED UP IN ONE END OF THE CAR THERE WAS A LITTLE ROUND MACHINE AND THE CONDUCTOR HAD A CLOTHES LINE TIED TO IT AND EVERY TIME HE GOT A NICKEL HE'D YANK ON THAT CLOTHES LINE AND FUST ITSELF IN AND THEN IT SET OUT I COULDN'T TELL WHAT ALL THEM LITTLE INS AN OUTS MEANT BUT I JUST COME TO THE CONCLUSION IT SHOWED HOW MUCH THE CONDUCTOR WAS IN AND THE COMPANY WAS OUT
eshy lady and sed, "they ought to charge by weight on this line," and the big lady sed "Wall if they did they wouldn't stop fer you." Gosh I had to snicker right out loud. Thar wuz a little boy a sottin' alongside of the big lady, and three ladys got onto the car all to onct, and thar wa'nt any place fer 'em to sot down, and so the big lady sed--"little boy, you'd oughter git up and let one of them ladys sot down," and the little boy sed, "you git up and they can all sot down." Wall by that time your uncle wuz a laffin' right out. Sottin' right alongside of me wuz a lady and she had the purtiest little baby I calculate I'd ever seen in all my born days, I wanted to be sociable with the little feller so I jist sort of waved my hand at him, and sed how-d'e-do baby, and that lady just looked et me scornful like and sed "rubber," wall I wuz never more sot back, I guess you could have knocked me down with a feather, I thought it was a genuine baby, I didn't know the little thing was rubber. NALLY SHE TURNED AROUND TO THE FLESHY LADY AND SAID THEY OUGHTER CHARGE BY WEIGHT ON THIS LINE AND THE BIG LADY SAID WELL IF THEY DID THEY WOULDN'T A STOPPED FOR YOU GOSH I HAD TO SNICKER RIGHT OUT LOUD THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY A SOTTEN ALONGSIDE OF THE BIG LADY AND THREE LADIES GOT INTO THE CAR ALL AT ONCE AND THERE WARN'T ANY PLACE FOR THEM TO SOT DOWN SO THE BIG LADY SAID LITTLE BOY YOU ARE TO GET UP AN LET ONE OF THEM LADIES SIGHT DOWN AND THE LITTLE BOY SAID YOU GET UP AN THEY CAN ALL SIDE DOWN WHY ABOUT THAT TIME YOUR UNCLE WAS A LAFFIN RIGHT OUT SOTTIN RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF ME WAS A LADY AND SHE HAD THE PURTIEST LITTLE BABY I CALCULATE I EVER SEEN IN ALL MY BORN DAYS I WANTED TO BE SOCIABLE WITH THE LITTLE FELLER SO I JEST SORT O WAVED MY HAND AT HIM AND SAID HOW DE DO BABY AND THAT LADY JEST LOOKED AT ME SCORNFUL LIKE AND SAID RUBBER WELL I WAS NEVER MORE SOT BACK I GUESS YOU COULDN KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER I THOUGHT IT WAS GENUINE BABY I DIDN'T KNOW THE LITTLE THING WAS RUBBERT
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