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The Weekly Paper at Punkin Centre WALL, t'other day, down in New York, I wuz a walkin' along on that street what they call the broad way, when I cum to the Herald squar noospaper buildin', and it wuz all winders and masheenery. THE WEEKLY PAPER AT PUNKIN CENTRE WELL TER THE DAY DOWN IN NEW YORK I WAS WALKIN ALONG ON THAT STREET WHAT THEY CALLED THE BROADWAY WHEN I CUM TO THE HAROLD SQUARE NEWSPAPER BUILDING AND IT WAS ALL WINDERS AND MACHINERY
of the old school-house, and I do further offer an amendment to the original moshen, that we don't tear down the old schoolhouse until the new one is built." Wall, Deacon Witherspoon sed, "The gentleman is out of order;" and Jim sed, "I ain't so durned much out of order but that I kin trim you in about two shakes of a dead sheep's tail." Wall, before we knowed it, them two old cusses wuz at it. The Deacon he grabbed Jim and Jim he grabbed the Deacon, and when we got 'em separated the Deacon he wuz stuck fast 'tween a desk and the woodbox, and Jim had his wooden leg through a knot hole in the floor and couldn't get it out, and they've both gone to law about it. Jim says he's goin' to git out a writ of corpus cristy fer the Deacon, and the Deacon says he's goin' to prosecute Jim for bigamy and arson and have him read out of the church. Wall, we've got the same old schoolhouse. Justice--Those who hanker fer it would be generally better off if they didn't git it.--Punkin Centre Philosophy.  SECTION TWENTY SIX OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY CAL STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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