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Uncle Josh on a Street Car NOW I'll jist bet I had more fun to the squar inch while I wuz in New York, than any old feller what ever broke out of a New England smoke house. I had a little the durnd'st time a ridin' on them street cars what they got thar. Wall I wa'nt a ridin' on 'emnear as much as I wuz a runnin' after 'em tryin' to ketch 'em. UNCLE JOSH ON A STREET CAR NOW I'LL JEST BET I HAD MORE FUN TO THE SQUIRE INCH WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK THAN ANY OLD FELLER WHART EVER BROKE OUT OF A NEW ENGLAND SMOKE HOUSE I HAD A LITTLE OF THE DURNED DIS TIME A RIDININ ON THEM STREET COURSE WOT THEY GOT THAR WALL I WANT A RIDIN ON EM NEAR AS MUCH AS I WAS A RUNNIN AFTER EM TRYIN TO CATCH EM
 when I looked at that sine agin, it wa'nt the same sine at all, and jist then it changed right in front of my very eyes, and I cum to the conclooshun that some feller on the inside wuz a turnin' on it jist to have fun with folks, so I cum away; but I had a mighty good laff or two watchin' other folks git fooled, cos it would turn fust one way and then the t'other, and 'fore you could make up your mind what it wuz, the durned thing wouldn't be that at all. A little further up the street I seen a sine what sed, "This is the door." Now, any durned fool could see it wuz a door. And then I seen another sine what sed "Walk in." Wall, now, I wunder how in thunder they thought a feller wuz a goin' to cum in, on hoss back, or on a bisickle, or how. And then I seen another sine, it wuz in a winder and had a lot of tools around it, and the sine sed, "Cast iron sinks." Wall, now, any durned fool what don't know that cast iron sinks, ought to have some one feel his head and find out what ails him.  SECTION TWELVE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY CARNES STUART THIS LIBERAL BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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