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Wall every one begin to laff, and the conductor sed, "old man you'r makin' too much trouble, you'll have to move for'ard again," and I got off 'n the gosh durned old car; I paid him a nickel to ride, but I guess I might as well have walked, I wuz a walkin' purty much all the time I wuz in thar. WELL EVERYONE BEGIN TO LAUGH AND THE CONDUCTOR SAID OL MAN YOU'RE MAKIN TOO MUCH TROUBLE YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE FORRARD AGAIN AND I GOT OFF IN THE GOSH DURNED O CAR I PAID HIM A NICKEL TO RIDE BUT I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL A WALKED I WAS A WALKING PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME I WAS IN THER
har. Wall I wa'nt a ridin' on 'emnear as much as I wuz a runnin' after 'em tryin' to ketch 'em. Gosh, I wuz a runnin' after street cars and fire ingines, and every durned thing with red wheels on it, I calculate I run about a mile and a half after a feller one day to tell him the water what he had in his wagon wuz all leakin' out, and when I caught up to him I found out it wuz a durned old sprinklin' cart. Wall I got on one of them street cars one day, and it wuz purty crowded, and thar wa'nt any place fer me to sot down, so I had to hang onto one of them little harness straps along side of the car. So I got holt of a strap and I wuz hangin' on, when the conductor sed "old man, you'r goin' to be in the road thar, you'd better move up a little further, wall I moved up a little ways and I stepped on a feller's toe, and gee whiz, he got madder'n a wet hen, he sed, 'can't you see whar you'r a steppin'?" I sed, "guess I kin, but you brought them feet in here, and I've got to step some whar.  RIDININ ON THEM STREET COURSE WOT THEY GOT THAR WALL I WANT A RIDIN ON EM NEAR AS MUCH AS I WAS A RUNNIN AFTER EM TRYIN TO CATCH EM GOSH I WAS A RUNNIN AFTER STREET CARS AN FIRE INJUNS AN EVERY DURNED THING WITH RED WHEELS ON IT I CALCULATE I RUN ABOUT A MILE AN A HALF AFTER A FELLER ONE DAY TO TELL HIM THE WATER WHAT HE HAD IN HIS WAGON WAS ALL LEAKIN OUT AND WHEN I CALLED UP TO HIM I FOUND OUT IT WAS A DURNED OLD SPRINKLIN CART WELL I GOT ON ONE OF THEM STREET CARS ONE DAY AN IT WAS PURTY CROWDED AN THERE WARN'T ANY PLACE FOR ME TO SOT DOWN SO I HAD TO HANG ON ONE OF THEM LITTLE HARNESS STRAPS ALONGSIDE OF THE CART SO I GOT HOLD OF A STRAP AND I WAS HANGING ON WHEN THE CONDUCTOR SAID OL MAN YOU'RE GOIN TO BE IN THE ROAD THAR YOU BETTER MOVE UP A LITTLE FURTHER WELL I MOVED UP A LITTLE WAYS AND I STEPPED ON A FELLER'S TOE AND GEE WUZ HE GOT MADDER N A WET HEN HE SAID CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE A STEPPIN I SAID I GUESS I CAN BUT YOU BROUGHT THEM FEET IN HERE AN I GOT TO STEP SOMEWHERE
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