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Wall I managed to get out to the bank, and that female woman sed I was a base vilian to not rescue a lady from a watery grave. And I jist told her if she had kept her mouth shet she wouldn't hav swallered so much of the pond. WALL I MANAGED TO GET OUT TO THE BANK AND THAT FEMALE WOMAN SAID I WAS A BASE VILLAIN TO NOT RESCUE A LADY FROM A WATERWY GRAVE I JEST TOLD HER IF SHE HAD KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SWALLOWED SO MUCH O THE POND
that ud be right smart fun, so I got into one of the boats along with a lot of other folks I never seed afore and don't keer if I never see agin. They yanked us up to the top of that troff and then turned us loose, and I jist felt as though the whole earth had run off and left us. We went down that troff lickety split, and a woman what wuz settin' alongside of me, got skeered and grabbed me round the neck; and I sed, you let go of me you brazen female critter. But she jist hung on and hollered to beat thunder, and everybody wuz a yellin' all to onct, and that durned boat wuz a goin' faster'n greased lightnin' and I had one hand on my pockit book and tother on my hat, and we went kerslap dab into that duck pond, and the durned boat upsot and we went into the water, and that durned female critter hung onto me and hollered "save me, I'm jist a drownin'." Wall the water wasn't very deep and I jist started to wade out when along cum another boat and run over us, and under we went ker-souse. GH INTO THE POND WALL I LOWED THAT UD BE RIGHT SMART FUN SO I GOT INTO ONE OF THE BOATS ALONG WITH A LOT A OTHER FOLKS I NEVER SEED BEFORE AND DON'T CARE EF I NEVER SEE AGAIN THEY YANKED US UP TO THE TOP OF THAT TROUGH AND THEN TURNED US LOOSE AND I JUST FELT AS THOUGH THE WHOLE EARTH HAD RUN OFF AND LEFT US WE WENT DOWN THAT TROUGH LICKETY SPLIT AND A WOMAN WHO WAS SETTIN ALONGSIDE OF ME GOT SKEERED AND GRABBED ME ROUND THE NECK AND I SAID YOU LET GO ME YOU BRAZEN FEMALE CRITTER BUS SHE JEST HUNG ON AND HOLLERED TO BEAT THUNDER AND EVERYBODY WAS YELLIN ALL AN ONST AN THAT DURNED BOAT WAS A GOIN FASTER'N GREASED LIGHTNIN AN I HED ONE HAND ON MY POCKETBOOK AN T'OTHER ON MY HAT AN WE WENT CUR SLAP DAB INTO THAT DUCK POND AN THE DURNED BOAT UPSHOT AN WE WENT INTO THE WATER AN THAT DURNED FEMALE CRITTER HUNG ON TO ME AN HOLLERED SAVE ME I'M JIST A DROWNDIN WALL THE WATER WOULDN'T VERY DEEP AND I JES STARTED TO WADE OUT WHEN ALONG COME ANOTHER BOAT AN RUN OVER US AND UNDER WE WENT FOR SOUTH
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