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The old man whistled wildly out of tune. Seffy waved a hand! "Now you shouting, Seffy! Shout ag'in!" "I didn't say a word!" THE OLD MAN WHISTLED WILDLY OUT OF TUNE SEFFIE WAVED A HAND NOW YOU SHOUTIN STUFFY SHOUT AGAIN I DIDN'T SAY A WORD
r the fascinating Sally. "For sure and certain, to-night!" "It's a bargain!" cried she. "For better or worser, richer or poorer, up an' down, in an' out, chassez right and left! Aha-ha-ha! Aha-ha-ha! But, Seffy,"--and the happy father turned to the happy son and hugged him, "don't you efer forgit that she's a feather-head and got a bright red temper like her daddy! And they both work mighty bad together sometimes. When you get her at the right place onct--well, nail her down--hand and feet--so's she can't git away. When she gits mad her little brain evaporates, and if she had a knife she'd go round stabbing her best friends--that's the only sing that safes her--yas, and us!--no knife. If she had a knife it would be funerals following her all the time." II They advanced together now, Seffy's father whistling some tune that was never heard before on earth, and, with his arm in that of his son, they watched Sally bounding away. Once more, as she leaped a fence, she looked laughingly back.  JUST DONE THE BRAVEST THING OF HIS SMALL LIFE YES HE CRIED AFTER FASCINATING SALLY FOR SURE AND CERTAIN TO NIGHT IT'S A BARGAIN CRIED SHE FOR BETTER OR WORSER RICHER OR POORER UP AND DOWN AND IN AND OUT JUST SAYS RIGHT AND LEFT HA HA AH BUT SEFFIE AND THE HAPPY FATHER TURNED TO THE HAPPY SON AND HUGGED HIM DON'T YOU EVER FORGET SHE'S A FEATHERHEAD AND GOT A BRIGHT RED TEMPER LIKE HER DADDY AND THEY WORK MIGHTY BAD TOGETHER SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET HER IN THE RIGHT PLACE ONCE WE'LL NAIL HER DOWN HAND AND FOOT SO SHE CAN'T GET AWAY WHEN SHE GETS MAD HER LITTLE BRAIN EVAPORATES AND IF SHE HAD A KNIFE SHE'D GO ROUND STABBING HER BEST FRIENDS THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SAVES HER YES AND US NO KNIFE IF SHE HAD A KNIFE IT WOULD BE FUNERALS FOLLOWING HER ALL THE TIME THEY ADVANCED TOGETHER NOW SEFFIE'S FATHER WHISTLING SOME TUNE THAT HAD NEVER BEEN HEARD BEFORE ON EARTH WHEN WITH HIS ARM AND THAT OF HIS SON THEY WATCHED SALLY BOUNDING AWAY ONCE MORE SHE LEAPED A FENCE SHE LOOKED LAUGHINGLY BACK
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