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and every other thing I could think of, and a lot of constables and town marshalls cum a runnin' up, and one of them sed "what are you holdin' this man fer?" and I told him I'd caught him right in the act of robbin' the United States Post Offis, and by gosh I arrested him. AND EVERYTHUTHER THING I COULD THINK OF AND A LOT OF CONSTABLES AND TOWN MARSHALS COME A RUNNIN UP AND ONE OF THEM SAID WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THIS MAN FUR AND I TOLD HIM I'D CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN THE ACT A ROBBIN THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE AND BY GOSH I ARRESTED HIM
 a tryin' to mail it. He sed "why you durned old green horn, you've called out the hull fire department of New York City." Wall I guess you could have knocked me down with a feather. I sed--wall you'r a purty healthy lookin' lot of fellers, it won't hurt ye any to go back, will it? Wall he sed, "thars your letter box over on thother corner, now you let this box alone." Wall they all drove away, and I went over to the other box, but I didn't know whether to touch it or not, I didn't know but maybe I'd call out the state legislater if I opened it. Wall while I wuz a standin' thar a feller cum along and looked all round, and when he thot thar wan't any body watchin' him, he opened that box and commenced takin' the letters out. Wall I'd heered a whole lot 'bout them post offis robbers, when I wuz post master down home at Punkin Center, so jist arrested him right thar, I took him by the nap of the neck and flopped him right down on the side walk, and sot on him, I hollered--MURDER! PERLEES!  READ A LETTER HOME AND I WAS A TRYIN TO MAIL IT HE SAID WHY YOU DURNED OLD GREENHORN YOU'VE CALLED OUT THE WHOLE FIRE DEPARTMENT O NEW YORK CITY WELL I GUESS YOU COULD A KNOCKED ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER I SAID WELL YOU'RE A PURTY HEALTHY LOOKIN LOT A FELLERS IT WON'T HURT YOU ANY TO GO BACK WILL IT WELL HE SAID THAR'S YOUR LETTER BOX OVER ON T'OTHER CORNER NOW YOU LET THIS BOX ALONE WELL THEY ALL DROVE AWAY AN I WENT OVER TO THE OTHER BOX BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO TOUCH IT OR NOT I DIDN'T KNOW BUT MAYBE I'D CALL OUT THE STATE LEGISLATOR EF I OPENED IT WELL WHILE I WAS A STANDIN THAR A FELLER CUM ALONG AND LOOKED ALL AROUND AND WHEN HE THOUGHT THEY WARN'T ANYBODY WATCHIN HIM HE OPENED THAT BOX AND COMMENCED TAKIN THE LETTERS OUT WELL I'D HEERD A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THEM POST OFFICE ROBBERS WHEN I WAS POSTMASTER DOWN HOME IN PUNKIN CENTRE SO I JEST ARRESTED HIM RIGHT THAR I TOOK HIM BY THE NAP IN THE NECK AND FLUMPED HIM RIGHT DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK AND SOT ON HIM I HOLLERED MURD AIR P'LEESE
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