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I had on a pair of socks that had more different colors in 'em than in Joseph's coat. I looked like a cross atween a monkey and a cirkus rider, and a goin' across the medder our turkey gobbler took after me and I had an awful time with that fool bird. I calculate as how I'll git even with him 'bout Thanksgiving time. I HAD ON A PARASOCKS THAT HAD MORE DIFF'RENT COLORS IN EM THAN IN JOSEPH'S COAT I LOOKED LIKE A CROSS ATWEEN A MONKEY AND A CIRCUS RIDER AN A GOIN ACROSS THE MEADOW OUR TURKEY GOBBLER TOOK AFTER ME AND I HAD A AWFUL TIME WITH THAT FOOL BIRD I CALCULATED HOW I'D GET EVEN WITH HIM ABOUT THANKSGIVVING TIME
a sed: "Sure thar's five dozen?" Si sed: "Yas; counted 'em on the wagon, counted 'em off agin, and counted 'em when I made 'em." So Ezra sed: "Wall, here's your money; now what do you want in trade?" Si looked 'round fer a spell and sed: "I don't know, Ezra; don't see anything any of our folks pertickerly stand in need on. If it's all the same to you, Ezra, I'll take BROOMS?" Wall, Jim Lawson fell off'n a wash-tub and Ruben Hendricks cut his thumb with his new jack-knife, and Deacon Witherspoon sed: "No, Si, that baptizin' didn't take." And Ezra--wall, it wan't his say. Suspicion--Consists mainly of thinking what we would do if we wuz in the other feller's place. --Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh Plays Golf WALL, about two weeks ago the boys sed to me, Uncle we'd like to hav you cum out and play a game of golf. Wall, they took me out behind the woodshed whar mother couldn't see us and them durned boys dressed your uncle up in the dogondest suit of clothes I ever had on in my life.  SECTION TWENTY OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVERPOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH PLAYS GOLF WELL ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO THE BOYS SAID TO ME UNCLE WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU COME OUT AND PLAY A GAME OF GOLF WELL THEY TOOK ME OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHED WHERE MOTHER COULDN'T SEE US AND THEM DURNED BOYS DRESSED YOUR UNCLE UP IN THE DOG GONDEST SUIT OF CLOTHES I EVER HAD ON IN MY LIFE
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