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Justice  Those who hanker fer it would be generally better off if they didn't git it. JUSTICE THOSE WHO HANKER FOR IT WOULD BE GENERALLY BETTER OFF IF THEY DIDN'T GET IT
bly discharged servant of the government, and I make a moshen that we build a new school-house out of the bricks of the old school-house, and I do further offer an amendment to the original moshen, that we don't tear down the old schoolhouse until the new one is built." Wall, Deacon Witherspoon sed, "The gentleman is out of order;" and Jim sed, "I ain't so durned much out of order but that I kin trim you in about two shakes of a dead sheep's tail." Wall, before we knowed it, them two old cusses wuz at it. The Deacon he grabbed Jim and Jim he grabbed the Deacon, and when we got 'em separated the Deacon he wuz stuck fast 'tween a desk and the woodbox, and Jim had his wooden leg through a knot hole in the floor and couldn't get it out, and they've both gone to law about it. Jim says he's goin' to git out a writ of corpus cristy fer the Deacon, and the Deacon says he's goin' to prosecute Jim for bigamy and arson and have him read out of the church. Wall, we've got the same old schoolhouse. IZEN A TAX PAYER AND AN HONORABLY DISCHARGED SERVANT OF THE GOVERNMENT AND I MAKE A MOTION THAT WE BUILD A NEW SCHOOLHOUSE OUT OF THE BRICKS OF THE OLD SCHOOL HOUSE AND I DO FURTHER OFFER AN AMENDMENT TO THE ORIGINAL MOTION THAT WE DON'T TEAR DOWN THE OLD SCHOOLHOUSE UNTIL THE NEW ONE IS BUILT WHILE DEACON WEATHERSPOON SAID THE GEN'LEMAN IS OUT OF ORDER AND JIM SAID I AIN'T SO DURNED MUCH OUT O ORDER BUT THAT I CAN TRIM YOU IN ABOUT TWO SHAKES OF A DEAD SHEEP'S TAIL WELL BEFORE WE NOTED THEM TWO OLD CUSSES WAS AT IT THE DEACON HE GRABBED JIM AND JIM HE GRABBED THE DEACON AND WHEN WE GOT EM SEPARATED THE DEACON HE WAS STUCK FAST TWIXT THE DESK AND THE WOOD BOX AND JIM HAD HIS WOODEN LEG THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE FLOOR AND COULDN'T GET IT OUT AND THEY'VE BOTH GONE TO LAW ABOUT IT JIM SAYS HE'S GOIN TO GET OUT A RID OF CORPUS CHRISTI FOR THE DEACON AND THE DEACON SAYS HE'S GOIN TO PROSECUTE JIM FOR A BIG MAN ARSON AND HAVE HIM READ OUT OF THE CHURCH WELL WE'VE GOT THE SAME OLD SCHOOLHOUSE
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