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He had one girl to represent the sun  she wuz red headed; and another one to represent the moon, and another one fer Mars, and another one fer Jerupetir, and it looked mighty fine, and everythin' wuz a gettin' along fust rate 'til old Jim Lawson 'lowed he could make an improvement on it; so he went out and got a colord girl, and he wanted to sot her between the sun and the moon and make an eklips. And as usual he busted up the whole doin's. HE HAD ONE GIRL TO REPRESENT THE SUN SHE WAS RED HEADED AND ANOTHER ONE TO REPRESENT THE MOON AND ANOTHER ONE FROM MARS AND ANOTHER ONE FOR JERUTER AND IT LOOKED MIGHTY FINE AND EVERYTHING WAS A GETTING ALONG FIRST RATE TILL OLD JIM LAWSON LOWED HE COULD MAKE AN IMPROVEMENT ON IT SO HE WENT OUT AND GOT A COLORED GIRL AND HE WANTED TO SOT HER BETWEEN THE SUN AND THE MOON AND MAKE AN ECLIPSE AND AS USUAL HE BUSTED UP THE WHOLE DOIN'S
 jest then a young feller handed me a piece of paper what told all about the theater doin's, and I got to lookin' at that and I noticed on it whar it sed thar wuz five years took place 'tween the fust part and the second part. I knowed durned well I wouldn't have time to wait and see the second part, so I got up and went out. Wall, them theater doin's jest put me in mind of somethin' what happened down hum on the last day of school. You see the school teacher got all the big boys and the big girls, and the boys they read essays and the girls recited poetry. One of the Skinner girls recited a piece that sooted me fust rate. Neer as I kin remember it went somethin' like this: How nice to hear the bumble-bee When you go out a fishin', But if you happen to sot down on him, He'll spoil your disposition. I liked that; thar wuz somethin' so touchin' about it. Then the school teacher he got all the girls in the 'stronomy class and he dressed them up to represent the different kinds of planits. HERE WOULDN'T BE ANY QUARREL WELL JUST THEN A YOUNG FELLER HANDED ME A PIECE OF PAPER WART TOLD ALL ABOUT THE THEATRE DUNS AN I GOT TO LOOKIN AT THAT AN I NOTICED ON IT WHAR IT SAID THERE WAS FIVE YEARS TOOK PLACE BETWEEN THE FIRST PART AND THE SECOND PART WHY NO DURN WELL I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT AND SEE THE SECOND PART SO I GOT UP AND WENT OUT WELL THEM THEATRE DOES JEST PUT ME IN MIND OF SOMETHING WHAT HAPPENED DOWN HOME ON THE LAST DAY'S SCHOOL YOU SEE THE SCHOOL TEACHER GOT ALL THE BIG BOYS AND THE BIG GIRLS AND THE BOYS THEY READ ESSAYS AND THE GIRLS RECITED POETRY OF THE SKINNER GIRLS RECITED A PIECE THAT SUITED ME FIRST RATE NEER AS I CAN REMEMBER IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS HOW NICE TO HEAR THE BUMBLE BEE WHEN YOU GO OUT A FISHIN BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO SOT DOWN ON HIM HE'LL SPOIL YOUR DISPOSITION I LIKE THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING SO TOUCHIN ABOUT IT THEN THE SCHOOL TEACHER HIGGT ALL THE GIRLS IN ASTRONOMY CLASS AND HE DRESSED THEM UP TO REPRESENT THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PLANETS
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