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Wall I got onto another car, and I got sot down, and I never laffed so much in all my life. WELL I GOT ON TO ANOTHER CAR AND I GOT SOTT DOWN AND I NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN ALL MY LIFE
d in his wagon wuz all leakin' out, and when I caught up to him I found out it wuz a durned old sprinklin' cart. Wall I got on one of them street cars one day, and it wuz purty crowded, and thar wa'nt any place fer me to sot down, so I had to hang onto one of them little harness straps along side of the car. So I got holt of a strap and I wuz hangin' on, when the conductor sed "old man, you'r goin' to be in the road thar, you'd better move up a little further, wall I moved up a little ways and I stepped on a feller's toe, and gee whiz, he got madder'n a wet hen, he sed, 'can't you see whar you'r a steppin'?" I sed, "guess I kin, but you brought them feet in here, and I've got to step some whar." Wall every one begin to laff, and the conductor sed, "old man you'r makin' too much trouble, you'll have to move for'ard again," and I got off 'n the gosh durned old car; I paid him a nickel to ride, but I guess I might as well have walked, I wuz a walkin' purty much all the time I wuz in thar. ER ONE DAY TO TELL HIM THE WATER WHAT HE HAD IN HIS WAGON WAS ALL LEAKIN OUT AND WHEN I CALLED UP TO HIM I FOUND OUT IT WAS A DURNED OLD SPRINKLIN CART WELL I GOT ON ONE OF THEM STREET CARS ONE DAY AN IT WAS PURTY CROWDED AN THERE WARN'T ANY PLACE FOR ME TO SOT DOWN SO I HAD TO HANG ON ONE OF THEM LITTLE HARNESS STRAPS ALONGSIDE OF THE CART SO I GOT HOLD OF A STRAP AND I WAS HANGING ON WHEN THE CONDUCTOR SAID OL MAN YOU'RE GOIN TO BE IN THE ROAD THAR YOU BETTER MOVE UP A LITTLE FURTHER WELL I MOVED UP A LITTLE WAYS AND I STEPPED ON A FELLER'S TOE AND GEE WUZ HE GOT MADDER N A WET HEN HE SAID CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE A STEPPIN I SAID I GUESS I CAN BUT YOU BROUGHT THEM FEET IN HERE AN I GOT TO STEP SOMEWHERE WELL EVERYONE BEGIN TO LAUGH AND THE CONDUCTOR SAID OL MAN YOU'RE MAKIN TOO MUCH TROUBLE YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE FORRARD AGAIN AND I GOT OFF IN THE GOSH DURNED O CAR I PAID HIM A NICKEL TO RIDE BUT I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL A WALKED I WAS A WALKING PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME I WAS IN THERE
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