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And then I seen another sine, it wuz in a winder and had a lot of tools around it, and the sine sed, "Cast iron sinks." Wall, now, any durned fool what don't know that cast iron sinks, ought to have some one feel his head and find out what ails him. AN THEN I SEEN ANOTHER SIGN IT WAS IN A WINDER AND HAD A LOT OF TOOLS AROUND IT AND THE SIGN SAID CAST IRON THINGS WELL NOW ANY DURNED FOOL WHAT DON'T KNOW THAT CAST IRON SINKS OUGHTER HAVE SOME ONE FEEL HIS HEAD AND FIND OUT WHAT AILS HIM
s his boots blacked on the inside ain't got much respect fer his socks. I git mine blacked on the outside. Then I cum to a sine what had a lot of 'lectric lights shinin' on it, and I could read it jist as plain as day; so I happened to turn round and when I looked at that sine agin, it wa'nt the same sine at all, and jist then it changed right in front of my very eyes, and I cum to the conclooshun that some feller on the inside wuz a turnin' on it jist to have fun with folks, so I cum away; but I had a mighty good laff or two watchin' other folks git fooled, cos it would turn fust one way and then the t'other, and 'fore you could make up your mind what it wuz, the durned thing wouldn't be that at all. A little further up the street I seen a sine what sed, "This is the door." Now, any durned fool could see it wuz a door. And then I seen another sine what sed "Walk in." Wall, now, I wunder how in thunder they thought a feller wuz a goin' to cum in, on hoss back, or on a bisickle, or how.  THE INSIDE NOW ANY FELLER WOT GITS HIS BOOTS BLACKED ON THE INSIDE AIN'T GOT MUCH RESPECT FUR HIS SOCKS I GET MINE BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE THEN I CUM TO A SIGN WHAT HAD A LOT ELECTRIC LIGHTS SHININ ON IT AND I COULD READ IT JIST AS PLAIN EZ DAY SO I HAPPENED TO TURN AROUND AND WHEN I LOOKED AT THAT SIGN AGAIN IT WARN'T THE SAME SIGN AT ALL AND JEST THEN IT CHANGED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES AND I CUM TO THE CONCLUSION THAT SOME FELLER ON THE INSIDE WAS A TURNIN ON IT JEST TO HAVE FUN WITH FOLKS SO I COME AWAY BUT I HAD A MIGHTY GOOD LAUGH OR TWO WATCHIN OTHER FOLKS GET FOOLED CAUSE IT WOULD TURN FIRST ONE WAY AN THEN T'OTHER AND FORE YOU COULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHAT IT WAS THE DURNED THING WOULDN'T BE THAT AT ALL A LITTLE FURTHER UP THE STREET I SEEN A SIGN ONCE SAID THIS IS THE DOOR NOW ANY DURNED FOOL COULD SEE IT WAS A DOOR AND THEN I SEEN ANOTHER SIGN WHAT SAID WALK IN WELL NOW I WONDER HOW IN THUNDER THEY THOUGHT A FELLER WAS A GOIN TO COME IN ON HORSEBACK OR ON A BICYCLE OR HOW
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