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I had quite a time with that heathen critter. I HAD QUITE A TIME WITH THAT HEATHERN CRITTER
 So I sed--now look here Mr. Hop Soon, if you don't hop round and git me my collars and ciffs and other clothes what I left here, I'll be durned if I don't flop you in about a minnit, I will by chowder. Wall that critter he commenced hoppin around and a talkin faster 'n a buzz saw could turn, and all I could make out wuz--mee song lay tang moo me oo lay ung yong wo say mee tickee. Wall I seen jist as plain as could be that he wuz a tryin' to swindle me outen my clothes, so I made a grab fer him, and in less 'n a minnit we wuz a rollin' round on the floor; fust I wuz on top, and then Mr. Hop Soon wuz on top, and you couldn't hav told which one of us the pig tail belonged to. We upset the stove and kicked out the winder, and I sot Mr. Hop Soon in the wash tub, and when I got out of thar I had somebody's washin' in one hand and about five yards of that pig tail in tother, and Mr. Hop Soon, he wuz standin' thar yellin'--ung wa moo ye song ki le yung noy song oowe pelecee, pelecee, pelecee. E EM CAUSE I'D LOST THAT LOTTERY TICKET SO I SAID NOW LOOK HERE MISTER HOPSOON IF YOU DON'T HOP AROUND AND GET ME MY COLLARS AND CUFFS AND OTHER CLOTHES WHAT I LEFT HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I DON'T FLOP YOU IN ABOUT A MINUTE IH WELL BY CHOWDER WHILE THAT CRITTER HE COMMENCED HOPPIN AROUND AND TALKING FASTER'N A BUST SAW COULD TURN AND ALL I COULD MAKE OUT WAS ME SONG LATE ON ME LOO LOOM LEGG IM SAY ME TICKY WELL I SEEN JEST AS PLAIN AS COULD BE THET HE WAS A TRYIN TO SWINDLE ME OUT IN MY CLOTHES SO I MADE A GRAB FER HIM AND IN LESS'N A MINUTE WE WAS A ROLLIN AROUND ON THE FLOOR FIRST I WAS ON TOP THEN MISTER HOP SOON WAS ON TOP AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD WHICH ONE OF US THE PIGTAIL BELONGED TO WE UPSET THE STOVE AND KICKED OUT THE WINDER AND I SET MISTER HOPSOON IN THE WASH TUB AND WHEN I GOT OUT OF THAR I HAD SOMEBODY'S WASHIN IN ONE HAND AND ABOUT FIVE YARDS OF THAT PIGTAIL IN T'OTHER AND MISTER HOPSOON HE WAS STANDIN THERE YELLING OOI MOSTY CONKILI COO YOUNG UNEE BELLIS BILLYSE BELICE
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