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"Now, look here, Seffy," his father went on more softly, "when you git to this  and this  and this,"  he went through his pantomime again, and it included a progressive caressing to the kissing point  "well, chust when you bose comfortable  hah? NOW LOOK HERE SEFFY HIS FATHER WENT ON MORE SOFTLY WHEN YOU GET TO THIS AND THIS AND THIS HE WENT THROUGH HIS PANAME AGAIN AND INCLUDED A PROGRESSIVE CARESSING TO THE KISSING POINT WELL JUST WHEN YOU BOAST COMFORTABLE HAB
ou goin' to _do_--that's the conuntrum I ast you!" Still it was not clear to Seffy. "Why--what I'm a-going to do, hah? Why--whatever occurs." "Gosh-a'mighty! And nefer say a word or do a sing to help the occurrences along? Goshens! What a setting-up! Why--say--Seffy, what you set up _for_?" Seffy did not exactly know. He had never hoped to practise the thing--in that sublimely militant phase. "What do _you_ think?" "Well, Sef--plow straight to her heart. I wisht I had your chance. I'd show you a other-guess kind a setting-up--yassir! Make your mouth warter and your head swim, begoshens! Why, that Sally's just like a young stubble-field; got to be worked constant, and plowed deep, and manured heafy, and mebby drained wiss blind ditches, and crops changed constant, and kep' a-going thataway--constant--constant--so's the weeds can't git in her. Then you ken put her in wheat after a while and git your money back." This drastic metaphor had its effect. Seffy began to understand. He said so. S BUT I CAN STAND IT IF YOU CAN GOD KNOWS ABOUT SALLY NO WHAT YOU GOING TO DO THAT'S THE CONNOTRON I ASKED YOU STILL IT WAS NOT CLEAR TO SAVIE W WHY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO HUH WHY WHATEVER OCCURS GOSH ALMIGHTY I NEVER SAY A WORD OR DO A SING TO HELP THE OCCURRENCES ALONG GAUCHIONS WHAT A SETTING UP WHY SAY SETH SEVIE WHAT YOU SET UP FOR SEFFIE DID NOT EXACTLY KNOW HE HAD NEVER HOPED TO PRACTISE THE THING IN THAT SUBLIMELY MILITANT PHASE WHAT DO YOU THINK WHY SETH PLOUGH STRAIGHT TO HER HEART I WISHED I HAD YOUR CHANCE I'D SHOW YE OTHER GUESS KIND O SETTIN UP YES SIR MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER AND YOUR HEAD SWIM BIG OCEANS WHY THAT SALLY'S LIKE A YOUNG STUBBLE FIELD GOT TO BE WORKED CONSTANT AND PLOUGHED DEEP AND MANURED HEAVY AND ME BE TRAIN WI SPLYNG DITCHES AND CROPS CHANGED CONSTANT AND KEP A GOIN THAT WAY CONSTANT CONSTANT SO WEEDS CAN'T GET IN HER THEN YOU CAN PUT HER AND WHEAT AFTER A WHILE AN GET YOUR MONEY BACK THIS DRASTIC METAPHOR HAD ITS EFFECT SEFFIE BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND HE SAID SO
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