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For it must be explained that the stovepipe hat, in that day and that country, was dedicated only to the most momentous social occasions and that, consequently, gentlemen wore it to go courting. IT MUST BE EXPLAINED THAT THE STOVEPIPE HAT IN THAT DAY IN THAT COUNTRY WAS DEDICATED ONLY TO THE MOST MOMENTOUS SOCIAL OCCASIONS AND THAT CONSEQUENTLY GENTLEMEN WORE IT TO GO COURTING
ge now--as any successful wooer might be. "Nobody but me, sank you!" said the old man with equally specious meekness. "Look how she ken jump a six-rail fence. Like a three-year filly! She's a nice gal, Seffy--and the farms j'ine together--her pasture-field and our corn-field. And she's kissing her hand backwards! At me or you, Seffy?" Seffy said he didn't know. And he did not return the kiss--though he yearned to. "Well, I bet a dollar that the first initial of his last name is Sephenijah P. Baumgartner, _Junior_." "Well!" said Seffy with a great flourish, "I'm going to set up with her to-night." "Oach--git out, Sef!"--though he knew it. "You'll see." "No, I won't," said his father. "I wouldn't be so durn mean. Nossir!" Seffy grinned at this subtle foolery, and his courage continued to grow. "I'm going to wear my high hat!" he announced, with his nose quite in the air. "No, Sef!" said the old man with a wonderful inflection, facing him about that he might look into his determined face. ED WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MARRYING SEPPIE WAS SPECIOUSLY SAVAGE NOW AS ANY SUCCESSFUL WARREN MIGHT BE NOBODY BUT ME SANK YOU SAID THE OLD MAN WITH EQUALLY SPECIOUS WEAKNESS LOOK HOW SHE CAN JUMP A SIX REEL FENCE LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD FILLY SHE'S A NICE GAL SEFFY AND OF ARMS JOINED TOGETHER HER BOSTERFIELD AND AURE CORNFIELD AND SHE'S KISSING HER HAND BACKWARDS BUT MERE YOU SEFFY SAFFIE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE DID NOT RETURN THE KISS THOUGH HE YEARNED TO WELL I BET A DOLLAR THAT THE FIRST INITIAL OF HIS LAST NAME IS CEFFENIA P BAUMGARTENER JUNIOR WELL SAID SEFFIE WITH A GREAT FLOURISH I'M GOING TO SET UP WITH HER TO NIGHT UGH GET OUT SEFF THOUGH HE KNEW IT YOU'LL SEE NO I WON'T SAID HIS FATHER I WOULDN'T BE SO DURNED MEAN NO SIR SEBBY GRINNED AT THE SUBTLE FOOLERY AND HIS COURAGE CONTINUED TO GROW I AM GOING TO WEAR MY HIGH HAT HE ANNOUNCED WITH HIS NOSE QUITE IN THE AIR NO SEE EFF SAID THE OLD MAN WITH A WONDERFUL AFFLESH FACING HIM ABOUT THAT HE MIGHT LOOK INTO HIS DETERMINED FACE
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