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Wall, Deacon Witherspoon sed, "The gentleman is out of order;" and Jim sed, "I ain't so durned much out of order but that I kin trim you in about two shakes of a dead sheep's tail." WHILE DEACON WEATHERSPOON SAID THE GEN'LEMAN IS OUT OF ORDER AND JIM SAID I AIN'T SO DURNED MUCH OUT O ORDER BUT THAT I CAN TRIM YOU IN ABOUT TWO SHAKES OF A DEAD SHEEP'S TAIL
f right thar; I guess if we hadn't he'd bin singin' about that frog and the mouse yet. Wall, jist then old Jim Lawson he sed, "I make a moshen;" and Deacon Witherspoon, he wuz chairman, and he sed, "Now look here, young feller, don't you make any moshens at me or durned if I don't git down thar and flop you in about a minnit. You take your feet off'n that desk and that corncob pipe out'n your mouth, and conduct yourself with dignity and decorum, and address the chairman of this yere meetin' in a manner benttin' to his station." Wall, Jim he got right smart riled over the matter, and he sed, "Wall, you gosh durned old gospel pirate, I want you to understand that I'm a member of this body, a citizen, a taxpayer and a honorably discharged servant of the government, and I make a moshen that we build a new school-house out of the bricks of the old school-house, and I do further offer an amendment to the original moshen, that we don't tear down the old schoolhouse until the new one is built. OO WALL WE HEADED SOULF RIGHT THAR I GUESS IF WE HADN'T HE'D BEEN SINGIN BOUT THAT FROG AND THE MOUSE TILL YET WELL JUST THEN OLD JIM LAWSON HE SAID I MAKE A MOTION AND DEACON WITH A SPOON HE WAS CHAIRMAN AND HE SAID NOW LOOK HERE YOUNG FELLER DON'T YOU MAKE ANY MOTIONS AT ME OR DURNED IF I DON'T GIT DOWN THAR AN FLOP YE IN ABOUT A MINUTE YOU TAKE YOUR FEET OFF IN THAT DESK AND THAT CORN COB PIPE OUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CONDUCT YOURSELF WITH DIGNITY AND DECORUM AND ADDRESS THE CHAIRMAN OF THIS YEAR MEETIN IN A MANNER BEFITTIN TO HIS STATION WELL JIM HE GOT RIGHT SMART RILED OVER THE MATTER AN HE SAID WELL YOU GOSH DURNED OLD GOSPEL PIRATE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I'M A MEMBER OF THIS BODY A CITIZEN A TAX PAYER AND AN HONORABLY DISCHARGED SERVANT OF THE GOVERNMENT AND I MAKE A MOTION THAT WE BUILD A NEW SCHOOLHOUSE OUT OF THE BRICKS OF THE OLD SCHOOL HOUSE AND I DO FURTHER OFFER AN AMENDMENT TO THE ORIGINAL MOTION THAT WE DON'T TEAR DOWN THE OLD SCHOOLHOUSE UNTIL THE NEW ONE IS BUILT
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