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And the tune his father whistled as he opened the door for him sounded something like "I want to be an angel." AND THE TUNE HIS FATHER WHISTLED AS HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR HIM SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE I WANT TO BE AN ANGEL
that pasture-field a sousand times--" Seffy started. "Yas, that's a little bit a lie--mebby a dozen times. And at last Sally's daddy said he'd lick me if I efer said pasture-field ag'in, and I said it ag'in and he licked me! He was a big man--and red-headed yit, like Sally. Now, look a-yere--_you_ ken git that pasture-field wissout money and wissout price--except you' dam' feelings which ain't no other use. Sally won't lick _you_--if she is bigger--don't be a-skeered. You got tons of feelin's you ain't got no other use for--don't waste 'em--they're good green money, and we'll git efen wiss Sally's daddy for licking me yit--and somesing on the side! Huh?" [Footnote 2: Dumb ox--a term of reproach.] At last it was evident that Seffy fully understood, and his father broke into that discordant whistle once more. "A gal that ken jump a six-rail fence--and wissout no running start--don't let her git apast you!" "Well, I'm going to set up with her to-night," said Seffy again, with a huge ahem.  ME YOU CAN BUY POTATOES WITH THEM DO YOU UNDERSTAND SETHY SAID THAT HE DID NOW WELL THEN I'VE TRIED TO BUY THAT PASTURE FIELD A THOUSAND TIMES SEFFIE STARTED YES THAT'S A LITTLE BIT A LIE MAYBE A DOZEN TIMES AND AT LAST SALLY'S DADDY CITY LICK ME IF I EVER SAID PASTUREFIELD AGAIN AND I SAID IT AGAIN AND HE LICKED ME HE WAS A BIG MAN AND RED HEADED YET LIKE SALLY NOW LOOKY HERE YOU CAN GIT THAT PASTURE FIELDS WITHOUT MONEY EXCEPT YOU DAMN FEELINS WHICH AIN'T NO OTHER USE SALLY WON'T LICK YOU IF SHE IS BIGGER DON'T BE A SKEERT YOU GOT TONGUES OF FEELIN IN YOU YOU AIN'T GOT NO OTHER USE FOR DON'T WASTE EM YOU'RE GOOD GREEN MONEY AND WE'LL GET EVEN WITH SALLY'S DAD FOR LICKIN ME YIT AN SOMETHIN ON THE SIDE HUH AT LAST IT WAS EVIDENT THAT SEFFIE FULLY UNDERSTOOD AND HIS FATHER BROKE INTO THAT DISCORDANT WHISTLE ONCE MORE A GAL THAT CAN JUMP A SIX REEL FENCE AN WITHOUT NO RUNNIN START DON'T LET HER GET UP PAST YOU WELL I'M GOIN TO SET UP WITH HER TO NIGHT SAID SEFFIE AGAIN WITH A HUE TO HIM
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