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Punkin Centre Philosophy Uncle Josh in a Department Store ONE day while I wuz in New York I sed to a feller, now whar kin I find one of them stores whar they hav purty near everything to sell what thar is on earth, and he sed "I guess you mean a department store, don't you?" RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN A DEPARTMENT STORE ONE DAY WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK I SAID TO A FELLER NOW WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THEM STORES WHERE THEY HAVE PURTY NEAR EVERYTHING TO SELL WHAT THERE IS ON EARTH AND HE SAID I GUESS YOU MEAN A DEPARTMENT STORE DON'T YE
t the valise, then sed, "Stop the bus, please." Wall, I had to snicker right out, though I done my best not to, but I jist couldn't help it. I didn't have any small change so I handed the feller a five-dollar bill. Wall, that feller jist sot and looked at it fer a spell, then he sed "whoa!" stopped the hosses, cum round to the hind end of the 'bus and he sed: "Who give me that five-dollar bill?" I sed: "I did, and it was a good one, too." He sed: "Wall, you cum out here, I want to see you." Wall, I didn't know what he wanted, but I jist made up my mind if he indulged in any foolishness with me I'd flop him in about a minnit. Wall, I got out thar, and he sed: "Now look here, honest injun, did you give me that five-dollar bill?" I sed: "Yes, sir, that's jist what I done," and he sed, "Wall, now, which one of the hosses do you want?" Gosh, I don't believe I'd gin him five dollars fer the whole durned outfit. Ambition--Somethin' that has made one man a senator, and another man a convict.--  SECTION TEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTRE STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVERPOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN 
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