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I like them Boston folks, they try to make you feel to hum, and enjoy yourself and be soshable, and I wuz chuck full of soshability, too; I wuz goin' up one street and down t'other, jist a gettin' soshability at ten cents a soshable. I LIKED THEM BOSTIN FOLKS THEY TRY TO MAKE YE FEEL TO HOME AN ENJOY YOURSELF AN BE SOCIABLE AN I WAS CHUCK FULL O SOCIABILITY TOO I WAS GOIN UP ONE STREET AND DOWN T'OTHER JEST A GITTIN SOCIABILITY AT TEN CENTS A SOCIABLE
s a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, don't want any cabbage, do ye?" And he sed, "No, sir, this is a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, now, I want to know; do you need any onions?" And by chowder, he got madder 'n a wet hen. He sed, "Now look a-heer, I want you to understand onct fer all, this is a dry goods store, and we don't buy anything but dry goods and don't sell anything but dry goods; do you understand me now? DRY GOODS." And I sed, "Yes, gess I understand you; you don't need to git so tarnaly riled about the matter; neer as I can figure it out you jist buy dry goods and sell 'em." And he sed, "Yes, sir, only dry goods." So I sed, "Do you want to buy some mighty good dried apples?" Wall, that front boy got to laffin, and a lot of wimmin clerks giggled right out, and the storekeeper he commenced a-laffin', too, and fer about a minnit I thought they'd all went crazy to onct. Wall, he told a feller to show me whar I could sell my produce, and I disposed of it at a good bargain. HE SAID NO SIR WE DON'T BUY ANY PERTURS HERE THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL DON'T YOU WANT ANY CABBAGE DO YOU AND HE SAID NO SIR THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW DO YOU NEED ANY ONIONS AND BY CHOWDER HE GOT MADDER N A WET HEN HE SAID NOW LOOKY HERE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ONCE FOR ALL THIS IS A DRY GOODS STORE AND WE DON'T BUY ANYTHING BUT DRY GOODS AND DON'T SELL ANYTHING BUT DRY GOODS DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW DRY GOODS AND I SAID YES GUESS I UNDERSTAND YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO GET SATURNALLY RILED ABOUT THE MATTER NEER AS I CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOU JIST BUY DRY GOODS AN SELL EM AND HE SAID YESSER ONLY DRY GOODS SO I SAID WELL DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME MIGHTY GOOD DRIED APPLES WELL THAT FRONT BOY GOT TO LAUGHIN AND A LOT O WOMEN CLERKS GIGGLED RIGHT OUT AND THE STOREKEEPER HE COMMENCED A LAUGHIN TOO AND FOR ABOUT A MINUTE I THOUGHT THEY ALL WENT CRAZY AT ONCE WELL HE TOLD THE FELLER TOOW ME WHERE I COULD SELL MY PRODUCE AN I DISPOSED OF IT AT A GOOD BARGAIN
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