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You see, he thought it was "Hinglish, you know," to lisp. YOU SEE HE THOUGHT IT WAS HINGLISH YOU KNOW TO LISP
and around a corner lamp-post out into the street again. And when he got out into the street he laughed till the whole machine trembled. He said: “He drive this machine! Oh, he would be lucky if he knew enough to get out when we get there.” I must tell you about a rich man’s son at Niagara Falls. I came in from the lecture to the hotel, and as I approached the desk of the clerk there stood a millionaire’s son from New York. He was an indescribable specimen of anthropologic potency. He had a skull-cap on one side of his head, with a gold tassel in the top of it, and a gold-headed cane under his arm with more in it than in his head. It is a very difficult thing to describe that young man. He wore an eye-glass that he could not see through, patent-leather boots that he could not walk in, and pants that he could not sit down in--dressed like a grasshopper. This human cricket came up to the clerk’s desk just as I entered, adjusted his unseeing eye-glass, and spake in this wise to the clerk.  QUESTION THAT HE RAN UP ON THE SIDEWALK AND AROUND THE CORNER LAMP POST OUT ONTO THE STREET AGAIN AND WHEN HE GOT OUT ONTO THE STREET HE LAUGHED TILL THE WHOLE MACHINE TREMBLED HE SAID HE'D DRIVE THIS MACHINE OH HE WOULD BE LUCKY IF HE KNEW ENOUGH TO GET OUT WHEN WE GET THERE I MUST TELL YOU ABOUT A RICH MAN'S SON AT NIAGARA FALLS I CAME IN FROM THE LECTURE TO THE HOTEL AND AS I APPROACHED THE DESK THERE STOOD A MILLIONAIRE'S SON FROM NEW YORK HE WAS AN INDISCERNIBLE SPECIMEN OF ANTHROPOLOGIC POTENCY HE HAD A SKULL CAP ON ONE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH A GOLD TASSEL IN THE TOP OF IT AND A GOLD HEADED CANE UNDER HIS ARM WITH MORE IN IT THAN IN HIS HEAD IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT THING TO DESCRIBE THAT MAN HE WORE AN EYE GLASS THAT HE COULD NOT SEE THROUGH PATENT LEATHER BOOTS THAT HE COULD NOT WALK IN AND PANT THAT HE COULD NOT SIT DOWN IN DRESSED LIKE A GRASSHOPPER THIS HUMAN CRICKET CAME UP TO THE CLERK'S DESK JUST AS I ENTERED ADJUST HIS UNSEEING EYEGLASS AND SPAKE IN THIS WISE TO THE CLERK
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