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Brooms is sort of article of commerce, Ezra, and I want cash fer 'em." Wall, Ezra, he looked 'round the store and thot fer a spell, and then he sed: "Tell ye what I'll do, Si; I'll gin ye half cash and the other half trade, how'll that be?" BROOM'S IS SORT O ARTICLE O COMMERCE EZRA AND I WON'T CASH FOR EM WELL EZRA HE LOOKED ROUND THE STORE AND HE THOUGHT FOR A SPELL AND THEN HE SAID TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO SI I'LL GIN YOU HALF CASH AN THE OTHER HALF TRADE HOW THAT BE
l havin' measles to onct, and thar wuz a revival goin' on at the Red Top Baptist church, and most every one had got religion, and things wuz a runnin' 'long 'bout as usual." Deacon Witherspoon sed: "Did you git religion, Si?" Si sed: "No, Deacon; I got baptized, but it didn't take--calculated I might as well have it done while thar wuz plenty of water." "Thought I'd cum over today, Ezra; I've got some brooms I'd like to sell ye." Ezra sed: "Bring 'em in, Si, spring house cleanin' is comin' on and I'll most likely need right smart of brooms, so jist bring 'em in." Si sed: "Wall, Ezra, don't see as thar's any need to crowd the mourners, can't we dicker on it a little bit; I want cash fer these brooms, Ezra, I don't want any store trade fer 'em." Ezra sed: "Wall, I don't know 'bout that, Si; seems to me that's a gray hoss of another color, I always gin ye store trade fer your eggs, don't I?" Si sed: "Y-a-s--, and that's a gray hoss of another color; ye never seen a hen lay brooms, did ye?  GET THE MENNORS OUT OF IT WHITTAKER'S YOUNG UNS WAS ALL HAVIN MEASLES TO ONCE AND THERE WAS A REVIVAL GOING ON AT THE RED TOP BAPTIST CHURCH AND MOST EVERYONE HAD GOTTEN RELIGION AN THINGS WUZ A RUNNIN ALONG BOUT AS USUAL DEACON WITHTHERSPOON SAID DID YOU GET RELIGION SIKE SI SAID NO DEACON I GOT BAPTIZED BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE CALCULATED I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DONE IT WHILE THERE WAS PLENTY O WATER THOUGHT I'D COME OVER TO DAY EZRA I'VE GOT SOME BROOMS I'D LIKE TO SAY YE EZRA SAID BRING EM IN SIZE SPRING HOUSE CLEANIN IS COMING ON AND I MOST LIKELY NEED WRITE SMARTER BROOMS SO JUST BRING EM IN SI SAID WELL EZRA DON'T SEE AS THERE'S ANY NEED TO CROWD THE MORTARS CAN'T WE DICKER ON IT A BIT I WON'T CASH FOR THESE BROOMS EZRA I DON'T WANT ANY STORE TRADE FUR EM EZRA SAID WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT SIH SEEMS TO ME THAT'S A GREY HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR I ALWAYS GIN YOU STORE TRADE FOR YOUR EGGS DON'T IT SI SAID YES AN THAT'S A GRAY HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR YOU NEVER SEEN A HEN LAY BROOMS DID YOU
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