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"No, I won't," said his father. "I wouldn't be so durn mean. Nossir!" NO I WON'T SAID HIS FATHER I WOULDN'T BE SO DURNED MEAN NO SIR
ld man at the way his son was drifting into the situation--thinking about granny!--"but Sally owns _the farm_!" "Uhu!" said Seffy, whatever that might mean. "And Sally's the boss!" Silence. "And granny won't object to any one Sally marries, anyhow--she dassent! She'd git licked!" "Who said anything about marrying?" Seffy was speciously savage now--as any successful wooer might be. "Nobody but me, sank you!" said the old man with equally specious meekness. "Look how she ken jump a six-rail fence. Like a three-year filly! She's a nice gal, Seffy--and the farms j'ine together--her pasture-field and our corn-field. And she's kissing her hand backwards! At me or you, Seffy?" Seffy said he didn't know. And he did not return the kiss--though he yearned to. "Well, I bet a dollar that the first initial of his last name is Sephenijah P. Baumgartner, _Junior_." "Well!" said Seffy with a great flourish, "I'm going to set up with her to-night." "Oach--git out, Sef!"--though he knew it. "You'll see. Y SAID NOTHING ENTIRE ORPHAN SHE'S GOT A GRANNIE YES CHUCKLED OLD MAN AT THE WAY HIS SON WAS DRIFTING INTO THE SITUATION THINKING ABOUT GRANNIE BUT SALLY OWNS THE FARM OO WH SAID SEPPI WHATEVER THAT MIGHT MEAN AND SALLY'S THE BOSS SILENCE AND GRANNIE WON'T OBJECT TO ANYBODY SALLY MARRIES ANYHOW SHE DOESN'T SHE'D GET LICKED WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MARRYING SEPPIE WAS SPECIOUSLY SAVAGE NOW AS ANY SUCCESSFUL WARREN MIGHT BE NOBODY BUT ME SANK YOU SAID THE OLD MAN WITH EQUALLY SPECIOUS WEAKNESS LOOK HOW SHE CAN JUMP A SIX REEL FENCE LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD FILLY SHE'S A NICE GAL SEFFY AND OF ARMS JOINED TOGETHER HER BOSTERFIELD AND AURE CORNFIELD AND SHE'S KISSING HER HAND BACKWARDS BUT MERE YOU SEFFY SAFFIE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE DID NOT RETURN THE KISS THOUGH HE YEARNED TO WELL I BET A DOLLAR THAT THE FIRST INITIAL OF HIS LAST NAME IS CEFFENIA P BAUMGARTENER JUNIOR WELL SAID SEFFIE WITH A GREAT FLOURISH I'M GOING TO SET UP WITH HER TO NIGHT UGH GET OUT SEFF THOUGH HE KNEW IT YOU'LL SEE
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