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There was complaint in the old man's voice, and they knew that he meant his own son Seffy. To add to their embarrassment, this same son was now appearing over the Lustich Hill  an opportune moment for a pleasing digression. THERE WAS COMPLAINT IN THE OLD MAN'S VOICE AND THEY KNEW THAT HE MET HIS OWN SON SEFFIE TO ADD TO THEIR EMBARRASSMENT THIS SAME SON WAS NOW APPEARING OVER LUTCHUTEEL AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT FOR A PLEASING DIGRESSION
ill Eisenkrout. Or, now, was it his brother--Baltzer Iron-Cabbage? Seems to me now like it was Baltz. Somesing wiss a B at the front end, anyhow." Henry Wasserman diffidently intimated that there was a curious but satisfactory element of safety in being last--a "fastnacht" in their language, in fact. Those in front were the ones usually hurt in railroad accidents, Alexander Althoff remembered. "Safe?" cried the speaker. "Of course! But for why--say, for why?" Old Baumgartner challenged defiantly. No one answered and he let several impressive minutes intervene. "You don't know! Hang you, none of yous knows! Well--because he ain't there when anysing occurs--always a little late!" They agreed with him by a series of sage nods. "But, fellers, the worst is about courting. It's no way to be always late. Everybody else gits there first, and it's nossing for the fastnacht but weeping and wailing and gnashing of the teeth. And mebby the other feller gits considerable happiness--and a good farm. ERWARD WASN'T IT MORE'N A YEAR BOYS YAS BILL EISENKRAUT OR NO WAS IT HIS BROTHER BOLSER IRON COBBAGE SEEMS TO ME NOW IT WAS FALSE SOME SING WOULD A BEE AT THE FRONT INN ANYHOW HENRY WASSUMMAN DIFFERENTLY INTIMATED THAT THERE WAS A CURIOUS BUT SATISFACTORY ELEMENT OF SAFETY IN BEING LOST A FASHTNOT IN THEIR LANGUAGE IN FACT THOSE IN FRONT WERE THE ONES USUALLY HURT IN RAILROAD ACCIDENTS ALEXANDER OUTCROFT REMEMBERED SAFE CRIED THE SPEAKER OF COURSE AND FOR WHY SAFE FOR WHY OLD BOMB GOTNER CHALLENGED DEFIANTLY NO ONE ANSWERED AND HE LET SEVERAL IMPRESSIVE MINUTES INTERVENE YOU DON'T KNOW HANG YOU NONE OF YOU KNOWS WELL WELL BECAUSE HE AIN'T THERE WHEN ANY SING OCCURS ALWAYS A LITTLE LATE THEY AGREED WITH HIM BY A SERIES OF SAGE NODS BUT FELLERS THE WORST IS ABOUT THE COURTING IT'S NO WAY TO ALWAYS BE LATE EVERYBODY ELSE GETS THERE FIRST AND IT'S NOSING FOR THE THATCHED NIGHT BUT WEEPING WAILING AND THE GNASHING OF TEETH AUNT MEBBE T OTHER FELLOW GETS CONSIDERABLE HAPPINESS AN A GOOD FARM
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