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I've rode on all your trolloly cars, and hung onto the straps, When we flew around the corners, sat on other peoples' laps, Hav'nt had no trouble, not a bit at all, Read about your city in My Old Yaller Almanac, Hangin' on the Kitchen Wall. I RODE ON ALL YOUR TRELAWY CARS AND HUNG ON TO THE STRAPS WHEN WE FLEW ROUND THE CORNERS SET ON OTHER PEOPLE'S LAPS HAVEN'T HAD NO TROUBLE NOT A BIT AT ALL READ ABOUT YER CITY IN MY OLD YELLER ALMANAC HANGIN ON THE KITCHEN WALL
' sticks to pass the time away; And many a knotty problem has put us on our mettle, Which we felt it wuz our duty to duly solve and settle; Then after they had said their say, who thought they knowed it all, I'd floor 'em with some facts I'd got From My Old Yaller Almanac, Hangin' on the Kitchen Wall. It beats a regular cyclopedium, that old fashioned yeller book, And many a pleasant hour in readin' it I've took; Somehow I've never tired of lookin' through its pages, Seein' of the different things that's happened in all ages. One time I wuz elected a Justice of the Peace, To make out legal documents, a mortgage or a lease, Them tricks that lawyers have, you bet I knowed them all, Learned them in My Old Yaller Almanac, Hangin' on the Kitchen Wall. So now I've bin to New York, and all your sights I've seen, I s'pose that to you city folks I must look most awful green, Gee whiz, what lots of fun I've had as I walked round the town, Havin' Bunco Steerers ask me if I wasn't Mr. Hiram Brown. T DAY CHARM TOBACKER AND WHITLAND STICKS TO PASS THE TIME AWAY AND MANY A NAUGHTY PROBLEM HAS PUT US ON OUR METAL WHICH WE FELT IT WAS OUR DUTY TO DULY SOLVE AND SETTLE THEN AFTER THEY HAD SAID THEY'RE SAY WHO THOUGHT THEY KNOWED IT ALL I'D FLOOR EM WITH SOME FACTS I'D GOT FROM MY OLD YELLER ALMANAC HANGIN ON THE KITCHEN WALL IT BEATS A REG'LAR CYCLOPAEDIUM THAT OLD FASHIONED YELLOW BOOK AND MANY A PLEASANT HOUR IN READIN IT I'VE TOOK SOMEHOW I'VE NEVER TIRED OF LOOKIN THROUGH ITS PAGES SEEIN OF THE DIFFERENT THINGS THAT'S HAPPENED IN ALL AGES ONE TIME I WAS ELECTED A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE TO MAKE OUT LEGAL DOCUMENTS A MORTGAGE OR LEASE THEM TRICKS THAT LAWYERS HAVE YOU BET I KNOWED EM ALL LEARNED EM IN MY OLE YELLER ALMANACK HANGIN ON THE KITCHEN WALL SO NOW I'VE BEEN TO NEW YORK AND ALL YOUR SIDES I'VE SEEN I S'POSE THAT TO YOU CITY FOLKS I MUST LOOK MOST AWFUL GREEN GEE WHES WHAT LOTS OF FUN I'VE HAD AS I WALKED ROUND THE TOWN HEVIN BUNCOSTAIRS ASKED ME IF I WASN'T MISTER HIRAM BROWN
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