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Wall, I got out of thar, and I walked along fer quite a spell, and finally I cum to a store what had a lot of red, white and blue, and yeller and purple lights in the winder. WELL I GOT OUT THAR AN I WALKED ALONG FOR QUITE A SPELL AND FINALLY I CUM TO A STORE WHAT I HAD A LOT O RED WHITE AND BLUE AND YELLER AND PURPLE LIGHTS IN THE WINDER
er felt more foolish in all my life. Prosperity--Consists principally of contentment; for the man who is contented is prosperous, in his own way of thinking, though his neighbors may have a different opinion. --Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh's Comments on the Signs Seen in New York I SEEN a good many funny things when I wuz in New York, but I think some of the sines what they've got on some of the bildins' are 'bout as funny as anything I ever seen in my life. I wuz walkin' down the street one day and I seen a sine, it sed "Quick Lunch." Wall, I felt a little hungry, so I went into the resturant or bordin' house, or whatever they call it, and they had some sines hangin' on the walls in thar that jist about made me laff all over. I noticed one sine sed "Put your trust in the Lord," and right under it wuz another sine what sed "Try our mince pies." Wall, I tried one of them, and I want to tell you right now, if you eat many of them mince pies you want to put your trust in the Lord.  SECTION ELEVEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH'S COMMENTS ON THE SIGNS SEEN IN NEW YORK I SEEN A GOOD MANY FUNNY THINGS WHEN I WAS IN NEW YORK BUT I THINK SOME OF THE SIGNS WHAT THEY GOT ON SOME OF THE BUILDINGS ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND I SEEN A SIGN IT SAID QUICK LUNCH WELL I FELT A LITTLE HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO THE RESTAURANT OR BOARD'N HOUSE OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT AND THEY HAD SOME SIGNS HANGING ON THE WALLS IN THERE THAT JUST ABOUT MADE ME LAUGH ALL OVER I NOTICED ONE SIGN SAID PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE LORD AND RIGHT UNDER IT WAS ANOTHER SIGN WHAT SAID TRY OUR MINCE PIES WELL I TRIED ONE OF THEM AND I WANTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU EAT MANY OF THEM MINCE PIES YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE LORD
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