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"Well, I bet a dollar that the first initial of his last name is Sephenijah P. Baumgartner, _Junior_." "Well!" said Seffy with a great flourish, "I'm going to set up with her to night." "Oach  git out, Sef!"  though he knew it. "You'll see." WELL I BET A DOLLAR THAT THE FIRST INITIAL OF HIS LAST NAME IS CEFFENIA P BAUMGARTENER JUNIOR WELL SAID SEFFIE WITH A GREAT FLOURISH I'M GOING TO SET UP WITH HER TO NIGHT UGH GET OUT SEFF THOUGH HE KNEW IT YOU'LL SEE
hed with his father. "Nice gal, Sef--Seffy!" "Yes!" admitted Seffy with reserve. "Healthy." Seffy agreed to this, also. "No doctor-bills!" his father amplified. Seffy said nothing. "Entire orphen." "She's got a granny!" "Yas," chuckled the old man at the way his son was drifting into the situation--thinking about granny!--"but Sally owns _the farm_!" "Uhu!" said Seffy, whatever that might mean. "And Sally's the boss!" Silence. "And granny won't object to any one Sally marries, anyhow--she dassent! She'd git licked!" "Who said anything about marrying?" Seffy was speciously savage now--as any successful wooer might be. "Nobody but me, sank you!" said the old man with equally specious meekness. "Look how she ken jump a six-rail fence. Like a three-year filly! She's a nice gal, Seffy--and the farms j'ine together--her pasture-field and our corn-field. And she's kissing her hand backwards! At me or you, Seffy?" Seffy said he didn't know. And he did not return the kiss--though he yearned to. Y A WORD WELL IT AIN'T TOO LATE GO ON NOW SEFFIE UNDERSTOOD AND LAUGHED WITH HIS FATHER NICE GAL SAYS SEFFIE YES ADMITTED SEFFIE WITH RESERVE HEALTHY SETTY AGREED TO THIS ALSO NO DOCTOR BILLS HIS FATHER AMPLIFIED SEFFY SAID NOTHING ENTIRE ORPHAN SHE'S GOT A GRANNIE YES CHUCKLED OLD MAN AT THE WAY HIS SON WAS DRIFTING INTO THE SITUATION THINKING ABOUT GRANNIE BUT SALLY OWNS THE FARM OO WH SAID SEPPI WHATEVER THAT MIGHT MEAN AND SALLY'S THE BOSS SILENCE AND GRANNIE WON'T OBJECT TO ANYBODY SALLY MARRIES ANYHOW SHE DOESN'T SHE'D GET LICKED WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MARRYING SEPPIE WAS SPECIOUSLY SAVAGE NOW AS ANY SUCCESSFUL WARREN MIGHT BE NOBODY BUT ME SANK YOU SAID THE OLD MAN WITH EQUALLY SPECIOUS WEAKNESS LOOK HOW SHE CAN JUMP A SIX REEL FENCE LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD FILLY SHE'S A NICE GAL SEFFY AND OF ARMS JOINED TOGETHER HER BOSTERFIELD AND AURE CORNFIELD AND SHE'S KISSING HER HAND BACKWARDS BUT MERE YOU SEFFY SAFFIE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE DID NOT RETURN THE KISS THOUGH HE YEARNED TO
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