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Wall, if you've got any cow round here I'll be durned if I know it." Si sed: "Wall, Lige, I left my cow with you." And Lige sed: "Wall, that's a year ago, and she's et her head off two or three times since then." WELL IF YOU'VE GOT ANY COW ROUND HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I KNOW IT SO I SAID WELL LODGE I LEFT MY COW WITH YOU AND LIDGE SAID WELL THAT'S A YEAR AGO AND SHE'S HAD HER HEAD OFF TWO OR THREE TIMES SINCE THEN
 prisoner sed: "Jd-Jd-J-J-Judge, yr-yr-yo-yo-your h-h-h-hon-hon-honor, m-mm-my-my n-n-na-na-name is-is-is----." The Judge sed: "Never mind, that will do. Officer, what is this prisoner charged with?" And the officer sed: "Judge, your honor, the way he talks sounds to me like he might be charged with sody water." Gosh, I got to laffin' so I had to git right out of the cort house. It sort of made me think of a law soot we had down hum when Jim Lawson wuz Jestice of the Peece. You see it wuz like this: One spring Si Pettingill wuz goin' out to Mizoori to be gone 'bout a year, and he'd sold off 'bout all his things 'cept one cow, and he didn't want to part with the cow, 'cause she wuz a mighty good milker, so he struck a bargin with Lige Willet. Lige wuz to keep the cow, paster and feed her, and generally take keer on her fer the milk she giv. Wall, finally Si cum hum, and he went to Lige's place one day and sed: "Wall, Lige, I've cum over to git my cow." And Lige sed: "Cum after your cow? SONER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND THE PRISONER SAID TO GITU DEJUDGE YOU GIT YOU YER AUNT ON YOUR MUMMA MAMA MIND THAT NITIN THAT NAME IS Z THE JUDGE SAID NEVER MIND THAT'LL DO OFFICER WHAT IS THIS PRISONER CHARGED WITH AND THE OFFICER SAID JUDGE YOUR HONOR THE WAY HE TALKS SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE MIGHT BE CHARGED WITH SODIE WATER GUFF SHOT TO LAUGHING SO I HAD TO GET RIGHT OUT OF THE COURT HOUSE IT SORT OF MADE ME THINK OF THE LAW SUIT WE HAD DOWN HOME WHEN JIM LAWSON WAS JUST AS OF THE PIECE YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS ONE SPRING SI PETINGILL WAS GOIN OUT TO MISSOURI TO BE GONE ABOUT A YEAR AND HE HAD SOLD OFF ABOUT ALL HIS THINGS CEPT ONE COW AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO PART WITH THE COW CAUSE SHE WAS A MIGHTY GOOD MILKER SO HE STRUCK A BARGAIN WITH LIGE WILLECK LIGE WAS TO KEEP THE COW PASTURE AND FEEDER AND GENERALLY TAKE CARE ON HIM FOR THE MILK SHE GIVES WELL FINALLY SIH COME HOME AND HE WENT TO LODGE'S PLACE ONE DAY AND SAID WELL LIDGE I'VE COME OVER TO GET MY COW AND LID SAID COME AFTER YOUR COW
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