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They hav a good many new fangled games now, but when they git anything that can beet a game of base ball with a billy goat fer a battery, durned if I don't want to see it. THEY HAVE A GOOD MANY NEW FANGLED GAMES NOW BUT WHEN THEY GET ANYTHING THAT CAN BEAT A GAME OF BASEBALL WITH A BILLY GOAT FOR A BATTERY DURNED IF I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT
nds of passtimes, but I'll help you play one game, I'll be durned if I don't." Wall, we got out in the paster and wuz gittin' ready to play; we got the bases and bats put around in thar places, and a buckit of drinkin' water up in the fence corner, whar we could get a drink when we wanted it. We didn't have any bleachers, but we had thirty or forty hogs, and they wuz the best rooters you ever seen; jist then I happened to look around and thar wuz the biggest billy goat I ever saw in all my life. You ought to seen the boys a-gittin' out of the paster; I would hav got out too, but I got stuck in the fence. Wall, you ought to hav seen that billy goat a-gittin' me through the fence. He didn't git me all the way through, cos I wuz half way through when he got thar; but he got the last half through. I didn't make any home run, but I wuz the only feller what had a score of the game; I couldn't see the score, but I had it. Every time I'd go to sot down I knowed jist exactly how the game stood. IN A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THOSE KIND OF PASTIMES BUT I'LL HELP YOU PLAY ONE GAME I'LL BE DURNED IF I DON'T WELL WE GOT OUT IN THE PASTURE AND WAS GETTIN READY TO PLAY WE GOT THE VASES AND BATS PUT AROUND IN THEIR PLACES IN A BUCKET OF DRINKIN WATER UP IN THE FENCE CORNER WHERE WE COULD GET A DRINK WHEN WE WANTED IT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BLEACHERS BUT WE HAD THIRTY OR FORTY HOGS AND THEY WAS THE BEST ROOTERS YOU EVER SEEN JEST THEN I HAPPENED TO LOOK AROUND AND THERE WAS THE BIGGEST BILLY GOAT I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE YOU OUGHT TO SEEN THE BOYS A GETTING OUT OF THE PASTURE I WOULD A GOT OUT TOO BUT I GOT STUCK IN THE FENCE WELL YOU OUGHT TO HAVE SEEN THAT BILLY GO TO GETTIN ME THROUGH THE FENCE HE DIDN'T GETTEN ME ALL THE WAY THROUGH CAUSE I WAS HALF WAY THROUGH WHEN HE GOT THAR BUT HE GOT THE LAST HALF THROUGH I DIDN'T MAKE ANY HOME RUN BUT I WAS THE ONLY FELLER WHAT HAD A SCORE OF THE GAME I COULDN'T SEE THE SCORE BUT I HAD IT EVERY TIME I GO TO SOT DOWN I KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW THE GAME STOOD
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