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Wall jist as I wuz pickin' myself up a little boy cum runnin' cross the street and he sed "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin, my mother didn't see you do it." Wall I wish I could a got my hands on that little rascal fer about a minnit, and his mother would a seen me do it. WELL JEST AS I WAS PICKIN MYSELF UP A LITTLE BOY COME RUNNIN ACROSS THE STREET AND HE SAY OH MISTER WON'T YOU PLEASE DO THAT AGAIN MY MOTHER DIDN'T SEE YOU DO IT WELL I WISH I COULD A GOT MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE RASCAL FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AN HIS MOTHER WOULD A SEEN ME DO IT
enator, and another man a convict.--Punkin Centre Philosophy Uncle Josh in a Department Store ONE day while I wuz in New York I sed to a feller, now whar kin I find one of them stores whar they hav purty near everything to sell what thar is on earth, and he sed "I guess you mean a department store, don't you?" I sed, wall I don't know bout that; they may sell departments at one of them stores, but what I want to git is some muzlin and some caliker. Wall he showed me which way to go, and I started out, and wuz walkin' along down the street lookin' at things, when some feller throwed a bananer peelin' on the sidewalk. Wall now I don't think much of a man what throws a bananer peelin' on the sidewalk, and I don't think much of a bananer what throws a man on the sidewalk, neether. Wall, by chowder, my foot hit that bananer peelin' and I went up in the air, and cum down ker-plunk, and fer about a minnit I seen all the stars what stronomy tells about, and some that haint been discovered yit.  STUART THIS LIVERPOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH IN A DEPARTMENT STORE ONE DAY WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK I SAID TO A FELLER NOW WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THEM STORES WHERE THEY HAVE PURTY NEAR EVERYTHING TO SELL WHAT THERE IS ON EARTH AND HE SAID I GUESS YOU MEAN A DEPARTMENT STORE DON'T YE I SAID WELL I DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT THEY MAY SELL DEPARTMENTS AT ONE O THEM STORES BUT WHAT I WANT TO GET IS SOME MUSLIN AND SOME CALICER WELL HE SHOWED ME WHICH WAY TO GO AND I STARTED OUT AND WAS WALKIN ALONG DOWN THE STREET LOOKIN AT THINGS WHEN SOME FELLER THROWED A BANAN PEELIN ON THE SIDEWALK WELL NOW I DON'T THINK MUCH OF A MAN WOT THROWS A BANAN PEELIN ON THE SIDEWALK AND I DON'T THINK MUCH OF A BANANANDER WHAT THROWS A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK NEITHER WELL BY CHOWDER MY FOOT HIT THAT BANAN PEDALIN AND I WINT UP IN THE AIR AND COME DOWN KER PLUNK AND FOR ABOUT A MINUTE I SEEN ALL THE SNORES WHAT ASTRONOMY TELLS ABOUT AND SOME THAT HAIN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET
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