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Then he sang an old fashioned song I hadn't heered in a long time; went something like this: From Widdletown to Waddletown is fifteen miles, From Waddletown to Widdletown is fifteen miles, From Widdletown to Waddletown, from Waddletown to Widdletown, Take it all together and its fifteen miles. He wuz about the silliest cuss I ever seen. THEN HE SANG AN OLD FASHIONED SONG I HADN'T HEERD IN A LONG TIME WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM WELLTOWN TO WADDLETOWN IS FIFTEEN MILES FROM WELLTOWN TO WELLTOWN IS FIFTEEN MILES FROM WELLTOWN TO WADDLETOWN FROM WADDLETOWN TO WELLTOWN TAKE IT ALL TOGETHER AND IT'S ME EIGHTEEN MILES HE WAS ABOUT THE SILLIEST CUSS I EVER SEEN
 and giggled right out. Wall, they brought a trick mule into the ring, and the ring master sed he'd give any one five dollars what could ride the mule; and Ruben Hoskins alowed he could ride anything with four legs what had hair on. So he got into the ring, and that mule he took after Ruben and chased him 'round that ring so fast Ruben could see himself goin' 'round t'other side of the ring. He wuz mighty glad to git out of thar. Then a gal cum out on hoss back and commenced ridin' around. Nancy Smith sed she wuz a brazen critter to cum out thar without clothes enough on her to dust a fiddle. But Deacon Witherspoon sed that wuz the art of 'questrinism; we all alowed it, whatever he meant. And then that silly old clown he told the ring master that his uncle committed sooiside different than any man what ever committed sooiside; and the ring master sed, "Wall, sir, how did your uncle commit sooiside?" and that silly old clown sed, "Why, he put his nose in his ear and blowed his head off. ND NANCY SHE JEST SOUGHT AND GIGGLED RIGHT OUT WELL THEY BROUGHT A TRICK MULE INTO THE RING AND THE RING MASTER SAID HE'D GIVE ANYONE FIVE DOLLARS WHAT COULD RIDE THE MULE AND RUBEN HOSKINS ALLOWED HE COULD RIDE ANYTHING WITH FOUR LEGS WHAT HAD HAIR ON SO HE GOT INTO THE RING AND THAT MULE HE TOOK AFTER RUBEN AND CHASED HIM ROUND THAT RING SO FAST RUBEN COULD SEE HIMSELF GOIN ROUND T'OTHER SIDE OF THE RING HE WAS MIGHTY GLAD TO GET OUT O THAR THEN A GAL COME OUT ON HORSEBACK AND COMMENCED RIDIN AROUND NANCY SMITH SAID SHE WAS A BRAZEN CRITTER TO COME OUT THAR WITHOUT CLO'S ENOUGH UNDER TO DUST A FIDDLE BUT DEACON WEATHERSPOON SAID THAT WAS THE ART OF QUESTERNISM AND WE ALL ALLOWED IT WHATEVER HE MEANT AND THEN THAT SILLY OLD CLOWN HE TOLD THE RING MASTER THAT HIS UNCLE COMMITTED SUICIDE DIFFERENT THAN ANY MAN WHATEVER COMMITTED SUICIDE AND THE RING MASTER SAID WELL NOW HOW DID YOUR UNCLE COMMIT SUICIDE AND THAT SILLY OLD CLOWN SAID WHY HE PUT HIS NOSE IN HIS EAR AND BLOWED HIS HEAD OFF
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