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Wall, along cum that durned porter and told me I wuz a wakin' up everybody in the keer. WALL ALONG CUM THAT DURNED PORTER AND TOLD ME I WAS A WAKIN UP EVERYBODY IN THE KEER
dn't git off with them without breakin' his durned neck, but in about half an hour he brot them back, guess they didn't fit him. Wall I wuz sort of glad he took em cause he hed em all shined up slicker 'n a new tin whistle. Wall when I got up in the mornin' my trubbles commenced. I wuz so crouded up like, durned if I could git my clothes on, and when I did git em on durned if my pants wa'nt on hind side afore, and my socks got all tangled up in that little fish net along side of the bed and I couldn't git em out, and I lost a bran new collar button that I traded Si Pettingill a huskin' peg fer, and I got my right boot on my left foot and the left one on the right foot, and I wuz so durned badly mixed up I didn't know which way the train wuz a runnin', and I bumped my head on the roof of the bed over me, and then sot down right suddin like to think it over when some feller cum along and stepped right squar on my bunion and I let out a war whoop you could a heerd over in the next county. WUZ A RUNNIN HE COULDN'T GIT OFF WITH THEM WITHOUT BREAKIN HIS DURNED NECK BUT IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR HE BROUGHT THEM BACK GUESS THEY DIDN'T FIT HIM WELL I WAS SORT OF GLAD HE TOOK EM CAUSE HE HAD EM AW SHINED UP SLICKERIN A NEW TIN WHISTLE WELL WHEN I GOT UP IN THE MORNIN MY TROUBLES COMMENCED I WUZ SO CROWDED UP LIKE DURNED IF I COULD GIT MY CLOTHES ON AND WHEN I DID GIT EM ON DURNED IF MY PANTS WA'NT ON HIND SIDE AFORE AN WAS IC'S GOT ALL HANGLED UP IN THAT LITTLE FISHINET ALONGSIDE OF THE BED AN I COULDN'T GIT HIM OUT AN I LOST A BRAN NEW COLLAR BUTTON THAT I TRADED SIDE PETTING GAL A HUSKIN PEG FOR EN I GOT MY RIGHT BOOT ON MY LEFT FOOT AND THE LEFT ONE ON MY RIGHT FOOT AN I WUZ SO DURNED BADLY MIXED UP I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY THE TRAIN WUZ A RUNNIN AND I BUMPED MY HEAD ON THE ROOF OF THE BED OVER ME AND THEN SOT DOWN RIGHT SUDDIN LIKE TO THINK IT OVER WHEN SOME FELLER CUM ALONG AND STEPPED RIGHT SQUAR ON MY BUNION AND I LET OUT A WAR WHOOP YOU COULD A HEERD OVER IN THE NEXT COUNTY
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