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Wall, the next prisoner what they brought in had sort of an impediment in his talk, and the way he stuttered jist beat all. The Judge sed: "Prisoner, what is your name?" WELL THE NEXT PRISONER WHAT THEY BROUGHT IN HAD SORT OF A IMPEDIMENT IN HIS TALK AND THE WAY HE STUTTERED JUST BEAT ALL THE JUDGE SAID PRISONER WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Hebrews, and Skandynavians, Irish and colored folks, old and young, dirty and clean, good, bad and worse. The Judge, he wuz a sottin' up on the bench, and a sayin,: "Ten days; ten dollars; Geery society; foundlin' asylum; case dismissed; bring in the next prisoner," and the Lord only knows what else. Wall, some of the cases they tried in that cort house made me snicker right out loud. They brought in a little Irish feller, and the Judge sed: "Prisoner, what is your name?" And the little Irish feller sed: "Judge, your honor, my name is McGiness, Patrick McGiness." And the Judge sed: "Mr. McGiness, what is your occupation?" And the little Irish feller sed: "Judge, your honor, I am a sailor." The Judge sed: "Mr. McGiness, you don't look to me as though you ever saw a ship in all your life." And the little Irish feller sed: "Wall Judge, your honor, if I never saw a ship in me life, do you think I cum over from Ireland in a wagon?" The Judge sed: "Case dismissed. Bring in the next prisoner. NALITIES NORWEGIANS AND GERMANS AND SWEDES HEBREWS AND SCANDINAVIANS IRISH AND COLORED FOLKS OLD AND YOUNG DIRTY AND CLEAN GOOD BAD AND WORSE THE JUDGE HE WAS A SOTTIN UP ON THE BENCH AND A SAYING TEN DAYS TEN DOLLARS GEAR IS SOCIETY FOUNDLIN ASYLUM CASE DISMISSED BRING IN THE NEXT PRISONER AND THE LORD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ELSE WELL SOME OF THE CASES THEY TRIED IN THAT COURT HOUSE MADE ME SNICKER RIGHT OUT LOUD THEY BROUGHT IN A LITTLE IRISH FELLER AND THE JUDGE SAID PRISONER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND THE LITTLE IRISH FELLER SAID JUDGE YOUR HONOR MY NAME IS MC GINNIS PATRICK MC GINNIS AND THE JUDGE SAID MISTER MC GINNIS WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION AND THE LITTLE IRISH FELLER SAID JUDGE YOUR HONOUR I AM A SAILOR THE JUDGE SAID MISTER MC GINNIS YOU DON'T LOOK TO ME AS THOUGH YOU EVER SAW A SHIP IN ALL YOUR LIFE AND THE LITTLE IRISH FELLER SAID WELL JUDGE YOUR HONOR IF I NEVER SAW A SHIP IN MY LIFE DO YOU THINK I COME OVER FROM IRELAND IN A WAGON THE JUDGE SAID CASE DISMISS BRING IN THE NEXT PRISONER
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