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I sed to him  is that my car over thar? He sed "no sir, that car belongs to the street car company." I sez, wall guess I'll take it anyhow. He says "you'd better not, thar's bin a good many cars missed around here lately." I SAID TO HIM IS THAT MY CAR OVER THAR HE SAID NO SIR THAT CAR BELONGS TO THE STREET CAR COMPANY I SAYS WELL I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT ANYHOW HE SAYS YOU BETTER NOT THERE'S BEEN A GOOD MANY CARS MISSED AROUND HERE LATELY
knowed they wuz all crazy, and I'd hav to umer them if I got out of thar alive. One feller wuz a standin' on the top of a table with a lot of papers in his hand, and a yellin' like a Comanche injin, and all the rest of them wuz tryin' to git at him. Finally I sed to one of 'em--Mister, what are you a tryin' to do with that feller up thar on the table? And he sed, "Wall he's got five thousand bushels of wheat and we are tryin' to git it away from him." Wall, jist the minnit he sed that I knowed fer certain they wuz all crazy, cos nobody but a crazy man would ever think he had five thousand bushels of wheat in his coat and pants pockits. Wall when they wan't a looking I got out of thar, and I felt mighty thankful to git out. There wuz a feller standin' on the front steps; he had a sort of a unyform on; I guess he wuz Superintendent of the institushun; he talked purty sassy to me. I sed, Mister, what time does the fust car go up town. He sed "the fust one went about twenty-five years ago. I SOUGHUGHT EYES ON THEM I KNOWED THEY WAS ALL CRAZY AND I'D HAVE TO HUMOUR THEM IF I GOT OUT O THAR ALIVE ONE FELLER WAS A STANDIN ON THE TOP OF A TABLE WITH A LOT OF PAPERS IN HIS HAND AND A YELLIN LIKE A COMANCHE INJUN AND ALL THE REST OF THEM WAS TRYIN TO GIT AT HIM FINALLY I SAID TO ONE OF EM MISTER WHAT ARE YOU A TRYIN TO DO WITH THAT FELLER UP THAR ON THE TABLE AND HE SAID HE'S GOT FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT AND WE ARE TRYIN TO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM WELL JEST THE MINUTE HE SAID THAT I KNOWED FOR CERTAIN THEY WAS ALL CRAZY CAUSE NOBODY BUT A CRAZY MAN WOULD EVER THINK HE HAD FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT IN HIS COAT AND PANTS POCKETS WELL WHEN THEY WASN'T A LOOKIN I GOT OUT O THAR AND I FELT MIGHTY THANKFUL TO GET OUT THERE WAS A FELLER STANDIN ON THE FRONT STEPS HE HAD A SORT OF A UNIFORM ON I GUESS HE WUZ SUPERINTENDENT OF THE INSTITUTION HE TALKED PRETTY SACY TO ME I SAID MISTER WHAT TIME DOES FIRST CAR GO UP FROM TOWN HE SAID THE FIRST ONE WENT ABOUT TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO
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