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So they went to law about it, and all Punkin Centre turned out to heer the trial. SO THEY WENT TO LAW ABOUT IT ALL PUNKIN CENTRE TURNED OUT TO HEAR THE TRIAL
e cow, 'cause she wuz a mighty good milker, so he struck a bargin with Lige Willet. Lige wuz to keep the cow, paster and feed her, and generally take keer on her fer the milk she giv. Wall, finally Si cum hum, and he went to Lige's place one day and sed: "Wall, Lige, I've cum over to git my cow." And Lige sed: "Cum after your cow? Wall, if you've got any cow round here I'll be durned if I know it." Si sed: "Wall, Lige, I left my cow with you." And Lige sed: "Wall, that's a year ago, and she's et her head off two or three times since then." So Si sed: "Wall, Lige, you've had her milk fer her keep." And Lige sed: "Milk be durned, she went dry three weeks after you left, and she ain't give any milk since, and near as I can figger it out, seems to me as how I've pestered her and fed her all this time, she's my cow." Si sed: "No, Lige, that wa'nt the bargin." But Lige sed: "Bargin or no bargin, I've got her, and seein' as how posession is 'bout nine points in the law, I'm goin' to keep her.  HE DIDN'T WANT TO PART WITH THE COW CAUSE SHE WAS A MIGHTY GOOD MILKER SO HE STRUCK A BARGAIN WITH LIGE WILLECK LIGE WAS TO KEEP THE COW PASTURE AND FEEDER AND GENERALLY TAKE CARE ON HIM FOR THE MILK SHE GIVES WELL FINALLY SIH COME HOME AND HE WENT TO LODGE'S PLACE ONE DAY AND SAID WELL LIDGE I'VE COME OVER TO GET MY COW AND LID SAID COME AFTER YOUR COW WELL IF YOU'VE GOT ANY COW ROUND HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I KNOW IT SO I SAID WELL LODGE I LEFT MY COW WITH YOU AND LIDGE SAID WELL THAT'S A YEAR AGO AND SHE'S HAD HER HEAD OFF TWO OR THREE TIMES SINCE THEN SO SI SAID WELL LIDGE YOU'VE HAD HER MILK FOR HER KEEP AND LID SAID MILK BE DURNED SHE WENT DRY THREE WEEKS AFTER YOU LEFT AND SHE AIN'T GIVE ANY MILK CENCE AN NEER AS I CAN FIGURE IT OUT SEEMS TO ME AS HOW I'VE PASTURED HER AND FED HER ALL THIS TIME AN SHE'S MY COW SO I SAID NO LIGE THAT WARN'T THE BARGAIN BUT LIDGE SAID BARGAIN OR NO BARGAIN I'VE GOT HER AND SEIN AS HOW POSSESSION IS BOUT NINE POINTS AND THE LAW I'M GOIN TO KEEP HER
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