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Uncle Josh at the Opera WALL, I sed to mother when I left hum, now mother, when I git down to New York City I'm goin' to see a regular first class theater. We never had many theater doin's down our way. UNCLE JOSH AT THE OPERA WELL I SAID TO MOTHER WHEN I LEFT HOME NOW MOTHER WHEN I GET DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY I'M GOING TO SEE A REG'LAR FIRST CLASS THEATRE WE NEVER HAD MANY THEATRE DOINGS DOWN OUR WAY
e Middle Way Plesumps, and another place what they called The Streets of Caro, and they had a lot of shows a goin' on along thar. Wall I went into one of 'em and sot down, and I guess if they hadn't of shet up the show I'd a bin sottin' thar yet. I purty near busted my buttins a laffin'. They had a lot of gals a dancin' some kind of a dance; I don't know what they called it, but it sooted me fust rate. When I got home, the more I thought about it the more I made up my mind I'd learn that dance. Wall I went out in the corn field whar none of the neighbors could see me, and I'll be durned if I didn't knock down about four akers of corn, but I never got that dance right. I wuz the talk of the whole community; mother didn't speak to me fer about a week, and Aunt Nancy Smith sed I wuz a burnin' shame and a disgrace to the village, but I notice Nancy has asked me a good many questions about jist how it was, and I wouldn't wonder if we didn't find Nancy out in the cornfield one of these days.  SECTION SIXTEEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY KALUCH STUART THIS LIBERAL BOX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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