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So I sed  now look here Mr. Hop Soon, if you don't hop round and git me my collars and ciffs and other clothes what I left here, I'll be durned if I don't flop you in about a minnit, I will by chowder. SO I SAID NOW LOOK HERE MISTER HOPSOON IF YOU DON'T HOP AROUND AND GET ME MY COLLARS AND CUFFS AND OTHER CLOTHES WHAT I LEFT HERE I'LL BE DURNED IF I DON'T FLOP YOU IN ABOUT A MINUTE IH WELL BY CHOWDER
at he had, and I'll jist bet a yoke of steers agin the holler in a log, that no livin' mortal man could read that ticket; it looked like a fly had fell into the ink bottle and then crawled over the paper. Wall I showed it to a gentleman what was a standin' thar when I cum out, and I sed to him--mister, what in thunder is this here thing, and he sed "Wall sir that's a sort of a lotery ticket; every time you leave your clothes thar to have them washed you git one of them tickets, and then you have a chance to draw a prize of some kind." So I sed--wall now I want to know, how much is the blamed thing wuth, and he sed "I spose bout ten cents," and I told him if he wanted my chants for ten cents he could hav it, I didn't want to get tangled up in any lotery gamblin' bizness with that saucer faced scamp. So he giv me ten cents and he took the ticket, and in a couple of days I went round to git my washin', and that pig tailed heathen he wouldn't let me hev em, coz I'd lost that lotery ticket.  WITH A BRUSHWOOD HE HAD AN I'LL JUST BET A YOKE O STAIRS AGIN THE HOLLERIN THE LOG THAT NO LIVIN MORTAL MAN COULD READ THAT TICKET IT LOOKED LIKE A FLY HAD FELL INTO THE INK BOTTLE AND THEN CRAWLED OVER THE PAPER WELL I SHOWED IT TO A GEN'LEMAN WHAT WAS A STANDIN THAR WHEN I COME OUT AN I SAID TO HIM MISTER WHAT IN THUNDER IS THIS HERE THING AND HE SAID WELL SIR THAT'S A SORT OF A LOTTERY TICKET EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES THAR TO HAVE EM WASHED YOU GET ONE OF THEM TICKETS AND THEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO DRAW A PRIZE OF SOME KIND SO I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH IS THIS BLAME THING WORTH AND HE SAID I SUPPOSE ABOUT TEN CENTS AND I TOLD HIM IF HE WANTED MY CHANCE FOR TEN CENTS HE COULD HAVE IT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET TANGLED UP IN ANY LOTTERY GAMBLING BUSINESS WITH THAT SAUCER FACED SCAMP SO HE GIVE ME TEN CENTS AN HE TOOK THE TICKET AND IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WENT AROUND TO GET MY WASHIN AND THAT PIGTAILED HE THIN HE WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE EM CAUSE I'D LOST THAT LOTTERY TICKET
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