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Uncle Josh at Coney Island I'D heerd tell a whole lot at various times 'bout that place what they call Coney Iland, and while I wuz down In New York, I jist made up my mind I wuz a goin' to see it, so one day I got on one of them keers what goes across the Brooklyn bridge, and I started out for Coney Iland. UNCLE JOSH AT CONEY ISLAND I'D HEAR TELL A WHOLE LOT AT VAST TIMES BOUT THAT PLACE WHAT THEY CALL CONEY ISLAND AND WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I JUST MADE UP MY MIND I WAS GOIN TO SEE IT SO ONE DAY I GOT ON ONE OF THEM CARS WHAT GOES ACROSS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AND I STARTED OUT FOR CONEY ISLAND
e sed: "Milk be durned, she went dry three weeks after you left, and she ain't give any milk since, and near as I can figger it out, seems to me as how I've pestered her and fed her all this time, she's my cow." Si sed: "No, Lige, that wa'nt the bargin." But Lige sed: "Bargin or no bargin, I've got her, and seein' as how posession is 'bout nine points in the law, I'm goin' to keep her." So they went to law about it, and all Punkin Centre turned out to heer the trial. Wall, after Jim Lawson had heered both sides of the case, he sed: "The Cort is compelled, from the evidence sot forth in this case, to find for the plaintiff, the aforesaid Silas Pettingill, as agin' the defendant, the aforesaid Elijah Willet. We find from the evidence sot forth that the cow critter in question is a valuable critter, and wuth more 'n a year's paster and keep, and, tharfore, it is the verdict of this cort that the aforesaid defendant, Elijah Willet, shall keep the cow two weeks longer, and then she is hisn.  SECTION FIFTEEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN
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