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Wall, I had jist about cum to the conclushun that every street in New York had a different kind of a street car on it, but I found one that didn't have care of any kind, I think they call it Avenoo Five. WELL I HAD JUST ABOUT COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT EVERY STREET IN NEW YORK HAD A DIFFERENT KIND OF A STREET CAR ON IT BUT I FOUND ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE CARS OF ANY KIND I THINK THEY CALL IT AVENUE FIVE
feller what wuz a sellin' the things, and I sed--now look here mister, will you jist wait a minnit with your "goin' at thirty make it thirty-five, once, twice, three times a goin'", and he sed "wall now what's the matter with you?" And I sed, there's matter enuff, by gosh; when I cum in here I had a pockit book in my pockit, had fifty dollars in it, and I lost it somewhars round here; I wish you'd say to the feller what found it that I'll give five dollars fer it; another feller sed "make it ten," another sed "give you twenty," and another sed "go you twenty-five." Durned if I know which one of 'em got it; when I left they wuz still a biddin' on it. Advice--Advice is somethin' the other feller can't use, so he gives it to you.--Punkin Centre Philosophy. Uncle Josh on a Fifth Ave. 'Bus I WUZ always sort of fond of ridin', so I guess while I wuz down in New York I rode on about everything they've got to ride on thar. I wuz on hoss cars and hot air cars, and them sky light elevated roads.  SECTION SEW NINE OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIBER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDED BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH ON A FIFTH AVENUE BUS I WAS ALWAYS SORT OF FOND OF RIDIN SO I GUESS WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I ROLLED ON ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT TO RIDE ON THAR I WAS ON HOSS CARS AND HOT AIRCARS AND IN SKYLIGHT ELEVATED ROADS
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