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It sort of made me think of a law soot we had down hum when Jim Lawson wuz Jestice of the Peece. IT SORT OF MADE ME THINK OF THE LAW SUIT WE HAD DOWN HOME WHEN JIM LAWSON WAS JUST AS OF THE PIECE
cGiness." And the Judge sed: "Mr. McGiness, what is your occupation?" And the little Irish feller sed: "Judge, your honor, I am a sailor." The Judge sed: "Mr. McGiness, you don't look to me as though you ever saw a ship in all your life." And the little Irish feller sed: "Wall Judge, your honor, if I never saw a ship in me life, do you think I cum over from Ireland in a wagon?" The Judge sed: "Case dismissed. Bring in the next prisoner." Wall, the next prisoner what they brought in had sort of an impediment in his talk, and the way he stuttered jist beat all. The Judge sed: "Prisoner, what is your name?" And the prisoner sed: "Jd-Jd-J-J-Judge, yr-yr-yo-yo-your h-h-h-hon-hon-honor, m-mm-my-my n-n-na-na-name is-is-is----." The Judge sed: "Never mind, that will do. Officer, what is this prisoner charged with?" And the officer sed: "Judge, your honor, the way he talks sounds to me like he might be charged with sody water." Gosh, I got to laffin' so I had to git right out of the cort house. JUDGE YOUR HONOR MY NAME IS MC GINNIS PATRICK MC GINNIS AND THE JUDGE SAID MISTER MC GINNIS WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION AND THE LITTLE IRISH FELLER SAID JUDGE YOUR HONOUR I AM A SAILOR THE JUDGE SAID MISTER MC GINNIS YOU DON'T LOOK TO ME AS THOUGH YOU EVER SAW A SHIP IN ALL YOUR LIFE AND THE LITTLE IRISH FELLER SAID WELL JUDGE YOUR HONOR IF I NEVER SAW A SHIP IN MY LIFE DO YOU THINK I COME OVER FROM IRELAND IN A WAGON THE JUDGE SAID CASE DISMISS BRING IN THE NEXT PRISONER WELL THE NEXT PRISONER WHAT THEY BROUGHT IN HAD SORT OF A IMPEDIMENT IN HIS TALK AND THE WAY HE STUTTERED JUST BEAT ALL THE JUDGE SAID PRISONER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND THE PRISONER SAID TO GITU DEJUDGE YOU GIT YOU YER AUNT ON YOUR MUMMA MAMA MIND THAT NITIN THAT NAME IS Z THE JUDGE SAID NEVER MIND THAT'LL DO OFFICER WHAT IS THIS PRISONER CHARGED WITH AND THE OFFICER SAID JUDGE YOUR HONOR THE WAY HE TALKS SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE MIGHT BE CHARGED WITH SODIE WATER GUFF SHOT TO LAUGHING SO I HAD TO GET RIGHT OUT OF THE COURT HOUSE
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