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And he sed, "No, sir, we don't buy pertaters here; this a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, don't want any cabbage, do ye?" And he sed, "No, sir, this is a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, now, I want to know; do you need any onions?" AND HE SAID NO SIR WE DON'T BUY ANY PERTURS HERE THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL DON'T YOU WANT ANY CABBAGE DO YOU AND HE SAID NO SIR THIS IS A DRY GOOD STORE SO I SAID WELL NOW I WANT TO KNOW DO YOU NEED ANY ONIONS
ortent thing I'd seen in Boston so far, less maybe it wuz the Bunker Hill monument that I druv past cummin' to town. He had on a biled collar that sort of put me in mind of the whitewashed fence 'round the fair grounds down hum. I'll bet if he'd ever sneeze it would cut his ears off. Wall, anyhow, he sed to that front boy, "Show the gentleman to the proprietor's offis." Wall, I went along with that boy, and presently we cum to a place in one corner of that store; it wuz made out of iron and had bars in front of the winders, and looked like the county jale. The front boy p'inted to a man and sed, "Go in," and I sed, "I gessed I wouldn't go in thar, cos I hadn't done anything to be locked up fer." And that front boy commenced to laffin' tho' durned if I could see what he wuz a-laffin' about, and the storekeeper he opened the door and cum out, and he sed, "Good mornin', what can I do fer you?" I sed, "Be you the storekeeper?" and he sed he wuz. So I sed, "Do you want to buy any pertaters? HAT CLERK FELLER HE WAS ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'D SEEN IN BOSTON SO FAR LEST MEBBE IT WAS THE BUNKER HILL MONUMENT THAT I DRUV PAST COMING TO TOWN HE HAD ON A BILED COLLAR THAT SORTA PUT ME IN MIND OF THE WHITEWASHED FENCE ROUND THE FAIR GROUNDS DOWN HOME I BET IF HE EVER SNEEZE IT WOULD CUT HIS EARS OFF WELL ANYHOW HE SAID TO THAT FRONT BOY SHOW THE GENTLEMAN TO THE PROPRIETOR'S OFFICE WALL WENT ALONG WITH THAT BOY PRESENTLY WE COME TO A PLACE IN ONE CORNER OF THAT STORE IT WAS MADE OUT OF IRON AND HAD B'ARS IN FRONT OF THE WINDERS AN LOOKED LIKE THE COUNTY JAIL THE FRONT BOY POINTED TO A MAN AND SAID GO IN AND I SAID I GUESS I WOULDN'T GO IN THAR CAUSE I HADN'T DONE ANYTHING TO BE LOCKED UP FOR AND THAT FRONT BOY COMMENCED TO LAUGH AN THO DURNED IF I COULD SEE WHAT HE WAS A LAFFIN ABOUT AND THE STOREKEEPER HE OPENED THE DOOR AND COME OUT AND HE SAID GOOD MORNIN WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU I SAID BE YOU THE STOREKEEPER AND HE SAID HE WAS SO I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BUY ANY PERTURATERS
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