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Samantha Hoskins concluded she would have to sing her favorit hymn; it went something like this: "Oh you need not cum in the mornin', And neither in the heat of the day; But cum along in the evenin', Lord, And wash my sins away. SO ANTHA HOSKINS CONCLUDED SHE WOULD HAVE TO SING HER FAVORITE HYMN IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS OH YOU NEED NOT COME IN THE MORNIN AND NEITHER IN THE HEAT O THE DAY BUT COME ALONG IN THE EVENIN LORD AN WASH MY SINS AWAY
nk right out of the crick, free of charge. Wall, we had right smart difficulty in gittin' a pulpit fixed up fer the ministers, but finally we sawed down a hemlock tree and used the stump fer a pulpit. Wall, some of the sarmons preached at that camp meetin' beat anything I ever heered in my life afore. You see we'd bin havin' a good many argyments 'bout corporations, monopolies and trusts, and one minister got up and sed, "Ah, my dear beloved brethren and sisters, we should not be too severe on the monopolists. If we read the scripters closely we observe our forefathers wuz all monopolists. Adam and Eve had a monopoly upon the garden of Eden, and would have had it 'til this day, no doubt, had not Mother Eve got squeezed in the apple market. Yea, verily, Lot's wife had a corner on the salt market. And while Pharoe's daughter was not in the milk business, yet we observe she took a great proffit out of the water; yea, verrily." Most on us cum to the conclusion he wuz ridin' on a free pass. E SUNDAY SCHOOL CHILDREN DRINK RIGHT OUT OF THE CRICK FOR YOUR CHARGE WELL WE HAD RIGHT SMART DIFFICULTY IN GETTIN A POLEPIT FIXED UP FOR THE MINISTERS BUT FINALLY WE SAWED DOWN A HEMLOCK TREE AND USED THE STUMP FOR A BULPIT WELL SOME OF THE SERMONS PREACHED IT THAT CAMP NEEDN'T BE ANYTHING I EVER HEERD IN MY LIFE AFORE YOU SEE WE'D BEEN HAVING A GOOD MANY ARGUMENTS ABOUT CORPORATIONS MONOPOLIES AND TRUSTS AND ONE MINISTER GOT UP AND SAID AH MY DEAR BELOVED BRETHREN AND SISTERS WE SHOULD NOT BE TOO SEVERE ON THE MONOPOLISTS IF WE READ THE SCRIPTURES CLOSELY WE OBSERVE OUR FOREFATHERS WAS ALL MONOPOLISTS ADAM AND EVE HAD A MONOPOLY UPON THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND WOULD HAVE HAD IT TILL THIS DAY NO DOUBT HAD NOT MOTHER EVE GOT SQUEEZED IN THE APPLE MARKET YEA EVE VERILY LOT'S WIFE HAD A CORNER ON THE SALT MARKET AND WHILE PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER WAS NOT IN THE MILK BUSINESS YET WE OBERVE SHE TOOK A GREAT PROFIT OUT O THE WATER YEA VERILY MOST ON US COME TO THE CONCLUSION HE WAS RIDIN ON FREE PASS
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