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Wall we got on the other side, and I got on one of them tra la lu cars what goes down to Coney Iland. I give the car feller a dollar, and he put it in his pockit jist the same as if it belonged to him. Wall, when I wuz gittin' purty near thar I sed, Mister, don't I git any change? He sed, "didn't you see that sign on the car?" I sed, no sir. Wall he sez "you better go out and look at it." Wall I went out and looked at it, and that settled it. WELL WE GOT ON T'OTHER SIDE AND I GOT ON ONE OF THEM TRY THE LAWLEY CARS THAT GOES DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND I GAVE THE FELLER A DOLLAR AN HE PUT IT IN HIS POCKET JUST THE SAME AS IF IT BELONGED TO HIM WELL WHEN I WAS GETTIN PRETTY NEAR THERE I SAID MISTER DON'T I GET ANY CHANGE HE SAID DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN ON THE CAR I SAID NO SIR WELL HE SAYS YOU BETTER GO AND LOOK AT IT WELL I WENT OUT AN LOOKED AT IT AND THAT SETTLED IT
 for the plaintiff, the aforesaid Silas Pettingill, as agin' the defendant, the aforesaid Elijah Willet. We find from the evidence sot forth that the cow critter in question is a valuable critter, and wuth more 'n a year's paster and keep, and, tharfore, it is the verdict of this cort that the aforesaid defendant, Elijah Willet, shall keep the cow two weeks longer, and then she is hisn." Uncle Josh at Coney Island I'D heerd tell a whole lot at various times 'bout that place what they call Coney Iland, and while I wuz down In New York, I jist made up my mind I wuz a goin' to see it, so one day I got on one of them keers what goes across the Brooklyn bridge, and I started out for Coney Iland. Settin' right along side of me in the keer wuz an old lady, and she seemed sort of figity 'bout somethin' or other, and finaly she sed to me "mister, do these cars stop when we git on the other side of the bridge?" I sed, wall now if they don't you'll git the durndest bump you ever got in your life.  SECTION FIFTEEN OF UNCLE JOSH'S PUNKIN CENTER STORIES BY COW STUART THIS LIVER OF OX RECORDING IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING BY PHILIP MARTIN UNCLE JOSH AT CONEY ISLAND I'D HEAR TELL A WHOLE LOT AT VAST TIMES BOUT THAT PLACE WHAT THEY CALL CONEY ISLAND AND WHILE I WAS DOWN IN NEW YORK I JUST MADE UP MY MIND I WAS GOIN TO SEE IT SO ONE DAY I GOT ON ONE OF THEM CARS WHAT GOES ACROSS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AND I STARTED OUT FOR CONEY ISLAND SETTIN RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF ME IN THE CAR WAS AN OLD LADY SHE SEEMED SORT OF FIDGETIVE BOUT SOMETHIN OR OTHER AN FINALLY SHE SAID TO ME MISTER DO THESE CARS STOP WHEN WE GIT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE I SAID WELL NOW IF THEY DON'T YOU'LL GIT THE DURNEDEST BUMP YOU EVER GOT IN YOUR LIFE
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