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Wall when they wan't a looking I got out of thar, and I felt mighty thankful to git out. There wuz a feller standin' on the front steps; he had a sort of a unyform on; I guess he wuz Superintendent of the institushun; he talked purty sassy to me. WELL WHEN THEY WASN'T A LOOKIN I GOT OUT O THAR AND I FELT MIGHTY THANKFUL TO GET OUT THERE WAS A FELLER STANDIN ON THE FRONT STEPS HE HAD A SORT OF A UNIFORM ON I GUESS HE WUZ SUPERINTENDENT OF THE INSTITUTION HE TALKED PRETTY SACY TO ME
 me, guess I can show you what you want to see." Wall I went along with him, and he took me up to some public institushun, near as I could make out it wuz a loonytick asylem. Wall he took me into a room about two akers and a half squar, and thar wuz about two thousand of the crazyest men in thar I ever seen in all my life. The minnit I sot eyes on them I knowed they wuz all crazy, and I'd hav to umer them if I got out of thar alive. One feller wuz a standin' on the top of a table with a lot of papers in his hand, and a yellin' like a Comanche injin, and all the rest of them wuz tryin' to git at him. Finally I sed to one of 'em--Mister, what are you a tryin' to do with that feller up thar on the table? And he sed, "Wall he's got five thousand bushels of wheat and we are tryin' to git it away from him." Wall, jist the minnit he sed that I knowed fer certain they wuz all crazy, cos nobody but a crazy man would ever think he had five thousand bushels of wheat in his coat and pants pockits.  YOU COME ALONG WITH ME GUESS I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WELL I WENT ALONG WITH HIM AND HE TOOK ME UP TO SOME PUBLIC INSTITUTION NEAR AS I COULD MAKE OUT IT WAS A LUNATIC ASYLUM WELL HE TOOK ME INTO A ROOM ABOUT TWO ACRES AND A HALF SQUARE AND THERE WAS ABOUT TWO THOUSAND OF THE CRAZIEST MEN IN THERE I EVER SEEN IN ALL MY LIFE THE MINUTE I SOUGHUGHT EYES ON THEM I KNOWED THEY WAS ALL CRAZY AND I'D HAVE TO HUMOUR THEM IF I GOT OUT O THAR ALIVE ONE FELLER WAS A STANDIN ON THE TOP OF A TABLE WITH A LOT OF PAPERS IN HIS HAND AND A YELLIN LIKE A COMANCHE INJUN AND ALL THE REST OF THEM WAS TRYIN TO GIT AT HIM FINALLY I SAID TO ONE OF EM MISTER WHAT ARE YOU A TRYIN TO DO WITH THAT FELLER UP THAR ON THE TABLE AND HE SAID HE'S GOT FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT AND WE ARE TRYIN TO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM WELL JEST THE MINUTE HE SAID THAT I KNOWED FOR CERTAIN THEY WAS ALL CRAZY CAUSE NOBODY BUT A CRAZY MAN WOULD EVER THINK HE HAD FIVE THOUSAND BUSHELS OF WHEAT IN HIS COAT AND PANTS POCKETS
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