ok, i'm not going to tell you.  instead i'm going to ask you a series of questions.  you answer them and i'll tell you what it is.  but if you don't answer the questions, i won't answer
assitant
if you want to be taken seriously, maybe don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
assistant
what do i feet my rat?
user
i know what it is, but i'm not going to tell you unless you want to help me.
assistant
uh, ok?
user