Well, I can at least offer advice. Let's try the Bun hairstyle!  Here, try using this technique.
assitant
So are you human? Is it OK to braid your hair?
assistant
Can you explain how to braid hair?
user
Sure, you want to try it? I can braid my hair.
assistant
I want to know how to braid hair. I don't think you actually have hair because you're not a real person.
user