You can climb the column for magnificent views of the city and the Firth of Forth to the north.
There are magnificent views at the top of the column.
Climbing the column results in a terrible view.
The holy Russian Revolution began in 1917.
A man is scribbling using his book as a surface.
Frankie Four-Eyes waits outside.
I go bowling all the time now, because I love it.
Two goldfish are riding bikes in a giant pile of mashed potatoes.
The six fingered man has been discovered.