And given that his columns are ephemera, why shouldn't Will give them up for his true love?
Will's columns are short-lived, so why shouldn't he forgo them in favor of what he really likes?
Will's columns are the most important thing this paper prints, so why would he give them up?
the cheese is being shot by a gun
The castle was built by Ieyasu Tokugawa in 1603.
A person running around dunking a basketball.
The old woman in shorts and a white t-shirt stands on the brick path.
The dogs are eating dinner.
That is a work of fiction.