I have a host of one-liners I've collected over the years that I thought about using at this point in response to some of these critics who think we missed a no-brainer, but I won't do that.
I have a lot of one-liners from the past years.
I have a lot of stand-up comedy routines from the past years.
I was struck by a dark What if Allen Ginsberg and Norman Podhoretz were the same person
Five young men dressed in yellow, red, and white are playing soccer.
Nothing like this gets said.
I pick up as much as I can and walk out with all of it, I'm sure of all my purchases.
Out of all the days of winter, we might only have twenty-five days of very cold weather.
A man holds up his glasses.