It will contain whatever news scooplets, insights, and reflections Deputy Editor Jack Shafer can either solicit from Slate's staff and readers or, if necessary, download from his own head.
Jack shafer solicited stories
the stories are fabricated
None of my kids played hockey.
She barely has a lawn!
Tommy put the paper close to the glow.
Then it sits in a drawer for two hours.
Milliken was supporting at least one presidential candidate.
A man sprays champagne in the air.