This excuse usually appears in the form of a corporate press release, because nobody can keep a straight face when it's spoken out loud.
People find the excuse amusing when it's spoken aloud.
The excuse never appears in a corporate press release.
A person is riding a horse.
A track has an ATV racer on it.
Rogier van der Weyden's worst work was the Descent From the Crose.
Two dogs playing outdoors.
I'm not sure I really like doing this, I'm sorry
A woman is getting her hair cut and colored.