Surely a kinder and sadder story can be whittled from the same evidence, to  that Hillary, a blue-stocking in love with a glamorpuss, had too eagerly bought Bill's Gladstone-like tales of helping troubled young women to find  enough so anyway to make a potential laughingstock of herself by repeating them on television, and enough also to give Bill some terrible legal advice in the specific matter of Monica.
Hillary is in love with glamorpuss.
Hillary hates glamourpuss.
The 2,000 engineers who helped were British.
She was bigger than everyone else, with small breasts and narrow hips.
Auto-safety advocates admitted that airbags kill more people that they save.
the people are at a funeral.
The three children are taking a bath together.
The woman is taking pictures.