(Contest  Best punch line e-mailed to the Shopping Avenger will be rewarded by public mention in this space, plus a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, if the Shopping Avenger can figure out what Turtle Wax is.)
The best punch line will be rewarded by mention and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.
The best punch line will not be rewarded by mention and won't receive a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.
A string quarter looks at sheet music.
Two youths eating.
Every attack happened but the defense from his was nonexistent.
The small boy is indoors.
People are talking in the auditorium.
They only had 5 petitions filed that year.