As the local chamber of commerce hilariously puts It is not only effective for overall beauty, but also for whiplash injuries caused by traffic accidents, and popular with newlyweds. 
The chamber of commerce locally has observed that it's effective for whiplash injuries.
The local chamber of commerce noted soberly that it doesn't help for beauty and that it isn't popular among newlyweds.
If I had to choose I would choose to escape from prison.
Two men are enjoying the sun while they work.
The child is wearing a climbing harness.
The chefs were being yelled at by Derry.
girl plays hockey
Shuttle buses do not arrive at St. Peter's Square, so people have to take a 20 minute walk.