The elevator entrance (clearly signposted outside the cathedral) is in the right transept.
There is a signpost outside of the cathedral that directs visitors to the elevator.
There is no elevator at the cathedral.
The Shopping Avenger would hear about this treatment and seek vengeance.
A boy is carrying a football.
The person is getting drenched.
A woman is not taking money for any of her sticks.
I don't care what you think about the metric system.
Local law enforcement can establish infrastructure to prevent fraud.