Sometimes a basic story that rests on great special effects and stupid dialogue can be very entertaining--it's called a cult movie, and no critic can have an effect on the obvious outcome that this is going to be the highest grossing movie ever.
No matter what critics say about cult movies, they become high grossing.
Cult movies never sell more than a few thousand tickets.
The people are outdoors.
No deterrent is necessary because we believe in rehabilitative justice
A dog stretches out on the grass as it naps.
Just bald people.
A couple smearing cake on each other's face.
President Clinton was deposed for 12 hours as part of the Paula Jones case.