If this were a TV show, I could run a long list of thank-yous that you'd ignore on your way to the kitchen for another beer.
If this were a show on television, I could just run a bunch of thank you credits and you would probably just ignore them.
If I ran a list of credits, like at the end of a tv show, you would certainly sit still and watch until the end.
The woman with the glasses is old.
Systems often have little or no bug testing.
The cowboy is dancing in circles.
The older test site will be replaced with multiple database-driven Web sites.
Two people are napping in the street.
There is no standard to be followed for revisions.