If you value the time, effort, and craft that goes into these items, the price is likely to seem reasonable.
It may be expensive, but it's worth it if you consider how much effort went into crafting it.
The price is unreasonable any way you look at it, you'd have to be crazy to buy it.
If Joe Consumer can track down illegal distributors, cops can do like wise.
How much you know and your sources will be of great interest to him.
Nobody is playing
The words of Pontius Pilate have been forgotten.
It cannot keep bananas fresh, even if you do it before you leave.
A dog is sleeping by a fire.