This is kind of a different problem from what I've seen in your column, but here  I am not yet 30 and continue to move up in my rather buttoned-up company, where most of the male executives are married to, shall we say, plain women.
My coworkers are married unattractive women.
My coworkers are married to supermodels.
the man is asleep in a bar
These people have make believe aventures.
A woman doesn't show a sewing machine
The people are meeting on July 35th.
Steve Zahn is nothing like Michael J. Fox or Crispin Glover.
The dryer is broken.