The piece features what is sure to be a major element of any Bradley  a surfeit of tired sports metaphors.
The piece includes a number of sports metaphors.
The piece is very bland and completely free of metaphors.
The brown dog just chased a cat up a tree.
The person is in the air.
The man have some wood
The couple is standing up.
Caled'Hort is a small isolated cove with clear water.
Jon enjoys throwing up.