As a former track wannabe and somebody with several postgraduate degrees, I took exception to this egregious statement in the May 21 Today's 
As a former aspiring runner with several collegiate degrees I took exception to the statement in May 21.
As a track wannabe without degrees I took offense to this subject.
the dog eats pigs
The train station is completely empty.
An audience is gathered for a performance
Congress did not support apartheid in South Africa.
Many people walking in the rain.
People should not be allowed to have guns in their cars, I believe.