Moreover, it is a well-established rule that Congress is presumed not to have intended absurd results.
Most people assume that Congress did not intend to have absurd results.
The rule of thumb is to assume Congress meant to achieve the most absurd results possible.
A biker in a race.
the woman is working
A crystal ball is crafting a person inside
Four people are swimming in a pool.
A man is skateboarding in a bowl.
There is a public pool by the sea in Ponta Delgada.