Can't you pay somebody else to stay up all night to keep a lid on his, er, excesses?
Can't you find someone to cover up for him?
People do not accept payment for staying up all night.
Of recent, I've come to learn of a certain phenomenon, the Robbers Cave study.
He is wet
A woman looks at a bride.
Two women facing each other playing string instruments.
He is really pleased that I have got it now.
A man is watching while someone else takes a blue basketball and plays with it.