If you're truly anti-bloat, there's a whole subgenre of dainty, low-bloat computers out there for  The PalmPilot and Windows CE handheld devices.
There are many options for low-bloat computers available.
The PalmPilot is a handheld device that's loaded with bloatware.
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An old man is sleeping in his bed.
A little girl is having talk with dead people.
Julius whispered to himself.
Someone watches a swimming event.
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