Bill Hicks -- and if you don't know his work, you should really Google him -- Hicks had a routine about getting into one of those childhood bragging contests on the playground, where finally the other kid says to him, "Huh? Well my dad can beat up your dad," to which Hicks replies, "Really? How soon?"
Bill Hicks -- og hvis man ikke kender hans arbejde, burde man virkelig Google ham -- Hicks havde en joke om at være i en af disse pralekonkurrencer i barndommen på legepladsen, hvor det andet barn til sidst siger til ham, "Nå? Jamen min far kan banke din far," hvor Hicks svarer, "Er det rigtigt?