What you should in fact do is employ all of the world's top male and female supermodels, pay them to walk the length of the train, handing out free Chateau Petrus for the entire duration of the journey.
Man skulle tage at ansætte alle verdens mandlige og og kvindelige topmodeller, betale dem for at gå frem og tilbage i toget og udlevere gratis Chateau Petrus hele rejsen igennem.