Bill Hicks -- and if you don't know his work, you should really Google him -- Hicks had a routine about getting into one of those childhood bragging contests on the playground, where finally the other kid says to him, "Huh? Well my dad can beat up your dad," to which Hicks replies, "Really? How soon?"
بیل هیکس-- اگه اونو نمی شناسین، حتماً یه سر به گوگل بزنین-- هیکس عادت داشت از رجزخونیهای زمان کودکی تو زمین بازی استفاده کنه، جایی که آخرش اون یکی بچه بهش میگه، "ها؟ بابام میتونه باباتو بزنه،" که هیکس بهش جواب میده، "جدی؟ کِی زودتر؟