...So I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.'  And I says 'What kinda action?' and he says 'Woman action what do I look like' And I says 'Well what do I look like I don't arrange that kinda thing' and he says 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says 'Well this ain't that kinda place.'