Do you know I wasn't even supposed to be in Rome?  My boss was supposed to come to this conference and at the last minute he got the measles.  The measles. Who gets the measles at forty-three?  So they sent me. And I wasn't supposed to be in that piazza that night either.  I'd gone to the movies only it was sold out.  So I was wandering around. Just wandering...  When I got hit in the head with this shoe.