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One Million Moms Outraged Over Sexy Kraft Guy

One Million Moms isn't happy that we (and anyone else attracted to men) suddenly want to be Kraft foods. The notoriously finicky group must prefer Anderson Erickson Dairy, because what else could explain such aversion to a beautiful half-naked man spread out upon a picnic blanket?

Oh, this, perhaps:

Last week's issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really selling. A person has to look closely to see the item the company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so small next to the male model, picnic basket and other food items. There is also a small Kraft logo in the upper corners with the words "Silverware Optional - Let's Get Zesty." The website is listed in the bottom corner.

Kraft has gone too far and will push away loyal, conservative customers with this new ad campaign. Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising. The consumers they are attempting to attract - women and mothers - are the very ones they are driving away. Who will want Kraft products in their fridge or pantry if this vulgarity is what they represent? One Million Moms cannot get over the gall of this company. It is unnecessary for Kraft to use s*x to sell salad dressing!

Expect the bump in sales and stocks to hit Kraft any moment now. 


Funny how this Million Mom group that has less than a thousand members tries to speak for all Americans...or all moms for that matter!  Get a life!!

I am a woman and I am not a Christian. I am a mom, though. I think you people forget that children are a large part of our society, and no one who is a parent wants to see their children being exposed to this sort of stuff. Let kids be kids. Why do they have to lose their innocence now at age five because of a bunch of oversexed idiots? IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION. If our culture respected children and elderly more,. we would not be in the toilet.

Its just a commercial!!!  It shouldn't influence the outcome of your day!! I think its a great funny commercial that makes fun of sexuality in advertisement. I've seen way worse Calvin Klein and commercials for Trojan condoms and I don't hear anyone upset about those. This commercial made me laugh at the end of a long work day for me, plus I remembered the product. Good job Kraft for thinking out of the box with food advertisement, you definitely have everyone remembering your salad dressing!!!

The comments above just punctuate the ignorance of the world!!'

No actually your comment punctuates your ignorance and yours alone. Have a n*ce day

Actually, your comment just made my day.  Thanks!!

Hey, Jarrell, lighten up!  Where is your sense of humor?

are they selling Kraft Dressing or Un-Dressing? ;}

I wonder if these "ladies" remember what it was like to be moist.

I kinda wanna go buy some Kraft dressing now...

The word "Million" was supposed to be crossed out, btw. 

The One Million  hundred Moms are just jealous because they can't get a hot looking guy like that to "eat their salad". 

SEX SELLS... get some, or get over it.

Hooray for Kraft foods!!

First, isn't a million rather generous?  Isn't the real number more like 2?  When they tried to bully Ellen, Ellen had far more supporters.

Crazy women who claim to be conservative Christians are just frustrated in a certain department and don't want anyone else to have fun.  Conservative Christian usually means, "I really need a big O, so I can lighten up."

They forgot to include gay men in the marketing campaign... oh, wait, they hate gay people so let's not even acknowledge them. Well, I sorry, Million Moms, but the very fact that you cried about this had had brought it to my attention... and yeah, Kraft hasn't lost any of my support!

Wait, "Christians will not be allowed to buy Kraft"?  Who is stopping them, does the priest go shopping with every single parishioner.  Get over yourself "Million Moms"  You have no power.  You couldn't beat JCP with Ellen, and you'll lose this battle too.

That is hilarious!  :D

I almost can't believe that there's an issue with this, but I am unfortunately constantly reminded how myopic and self-righteous religious fundamentalists can get. :D  Keep the laughs coming, sheeple, and keep your burlaps sacks at ankle-length! ;D

Perhaps if One Million Moms had had their salads tossed every so often then the they wouldn't be such uptight b!tches.

I can soooorrrrrrta understand Million Moms self-censoring the word "SEX" with the asterick, but the word "NAKED?"  BTW, I'm secretly hoping my use of capital letters and fully spelling out the words will incur the wrath of the Million--er, rather, several thousand moms.

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