Special Thank-You

"I would like to put in a special thank-you to a couple who assisted me. I had a problem with my battery; my car died at an intersection. The couple behind me in their Ford truck helped me get my car across the line, gave me a jump-start. He and I were talking as his wife was bringing the truck around to give me the jump and I was telling my situation about my battery and that I'd been unemployed and didn't have the money. Well, these good Samaritans were kind enough to pay for my new battery."

Displays in School

"I was walking through Thompson Valley High School today and was appalled that in the business department, the school has a huge display glamorizing both tarot-card reading and palm reading. How that relates to business practices I have no idea, but in society that's just depraved and as spiritually void as we are that kind of neo-religion is just not acceptable. We're contaminating the minds of our teenagers who need real spirituality, not that kind of garbage. It should be removed immediately."

Crossing Guard's Thanks

"I am a school crossing guard and I would like to thank Blake, Luke, Cooper, Cole and Krista for making my Christmas so special. Thank you much, crossing guard Don."

Presidential Christmas

"So, we're gonna start griping about President Obama wanting to spend Christmas with his family. Well, it's because he wants to spend Christmas with his family and not stay at the White House. Merry Christmas, Scrooge."


"Obama is flying to our American state of Hawaii. To some of these callers saying why can't President Obama stay home and help out us taxpayers: First off, he is a taxpayer. Secondly, he is trying to help out the average Joe by not raising taxes on income of up to $250,000. Last but not the least, the presidents have the right, and usually use it, to fly any damn where they want to. A merry Christmas to you."