How Much Money Would You Spend on a Toilet Seat?

Was just re-reading Brent's review of the $600 heated, "massaging" toilet seat and was wondering how much a non-rich person would spend on Throne accessories. Not necessarily that particular one, but maybe a fancy color or something with brass hardware. I mean, you spend how many hours a year on the can, and you usually just use whatever came with your house, right? Why isn't that something we upgrade?

Chatroom... #chatroom! Talk it out.