Flat Earth

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“The world is flat? Are you on drugs?? Can I have some?”

Ptolemaic elements
If the earth is flat, how do you explain this motherfucker?

Flat Earth is the now widely accepted belief that the Earth is not spherical, but flat. Except for mountains.

In our modern scientific civilisation it seems incredible that for over 450 years, people like Stephen Hawking and Galileo Gallilee (the Biblical character) have claimed that the Earth is like some kind of giant beach ball, but so they did. Only since the advent of GoogleEarth has the real truth re-emerged (though the Illuminati tried to keep it secret by writing books such as Around The World In 80 Days and Balls In Space).

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edit Origins of the Flat Earth Theory

Whirled Map
Whirled Map S at top



edit Round Earth Theory




edit The Modern Flat Earth Theory



edit Connection with Creationism

People believing that the earth is flat call themselves Flat Urthers. Flat Urthers are allied with Creationists and Scientologists through the organisation called Creationists United with Numerologists, The Scientologists, and The Flat-Urthers, lead by Prof. Kent Hovind. After the Flat-Urther's took over the Macgellan space agency in Nigeria, the giant gorilla Condoleeza Rice took advantage of the large amount of bananas in the agency and proved the flat -earth theory.

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edit Flat Earth and Global Warming

One consequence of the Flat Earth theory is a neat and indisputable disproof of the theory of Global Warming. The argument goes along the lines of "if you ain't got no globe, you don't ain't not got no global warming!" This consequence has led to an upsurge in political and scientific interest in the Flat Earth theory. Some have however stated that a flat world may be liable to Planar Warming, which (given that a flat world would have much less volume to contain heat than a spherical one) would be akin to living in a frying pan.

Others have suggested that Planar Warming might cause the surface of the planet to expand and become convex to the point that it becomes a sphere. This has led to another bunch of idiots pointlessly suggesting that the Earth was a disc as some point in the past, only becoming globular during the industrial revolution.

edit Famous Flat Earth believers

The bible says it is true... So it must be true!

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