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By bplewis24 on 6/7/2010 11:49:55 AM , Rating: 5
I recently talked to a girl I've been dating about her iPhone. I asked when her contract was up so that she could switch to a Droid. Her response was "why would I do that?" I promptly said, because you will have a better phone with more features, not to mention on a better network. Why wouldn't you want that?

She seemed to think I was lying or must have been completely off of my rocker to suggest something was better than the iPhone. It was as if I had come from another universe at that point, as no sane person could dare utter such heresy.

Then I asked her, since when has she known me to be misinformed about electronic devices, and her response was the following:

Well, yeah, you always know what you're talking about with technology. But I don't care if there's something better than the iPhone. I'm going to get another one. This is my first smartphone purchase and I'll always get whatever new version they come out with. Why shouldn't I?

At that point I started questioning our compatibility.


By BigToque on 6/7/2010 12:14:47 PM , Rating: 3
If she said "I like the features I get with the iPhone and I'm happy to stick with it. If something better comes along, feel free to let me know and I'll think about changing", you would know she was at least moderately intelligent and could think for herself.

If I had a girlfriend that said something like the OP's girlfriend, a little bulb in my head would go off as well. I likely wouldn't break up with her over that statement, but I'm positive it would be followed with many more retarded statements over the course of the relationship. I would get annoyed, and eventually dump her.

I've dated dumb girls and it's just not worth it.

By BigToque on 6/7/2010 12:04:42 PM , Rating: 2
She probably has pointy elbows. Just let her go man...


By Helbore on 6/7/2010 2:43:15 PM , Rating: 5
If she screams "oh Steve" when you're in bed, it's time to end it.

By 67STANG on 6/7/2010 6:01:40 PM , Rating: 2
What if all he's wearing is a black turtleneck and trendy glasses? I'm just saying...

