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[–]Kill_Welly 51 points52 points ago


she looks good

really all there is at that point.

[–]DJ-Salinger 26 points27 points ago

You objectifying bastard!

[–]Kill_Welly 14 points15 points ago

Yup. You got me.

[–]DJ-Salinger 14 points15 points ago

Don't you tell me what I did and didn't do.

[–]brycedriesenga 5 points6 points ago

Interest in girls because they're attractive being construed as objectification is so weird to me.

[–]moondoo 0 points1 point ago

This and her smile.

[–]ImDoig 19 points20 points ago

This is going to sound shallow but a fat ass... that and if she is friendly and bubbly

[–]therebewhaleshere 6 points7 points ago

Came here to post basically this. Friendly and bubbly + fat ass in yoga pants? mmmmmmmmmm

[–]brycedriesenga 5 points6 points ago


[–]I_KILLED_FIDDY_MEN 15 points16 points ago

That ass was fat

[–]rsddasfd 37 points38 points ago

She's smart but doesn't raise her hand to answer every single question the teacher asks the class.

She dresses elegantly. Nothing too revealing, nothing too conservative. Stylish. Regal.

Her eyes have this focus. She isn't like the other girls busily texting on their phones, logging onto Facebook on their laptops, giggling when the teacher's back is turned, or trying to quietly open a plastic wrapped chocolate bar.

She looks at you once and your eyes connect and suddenly you get an overwhelming urge to wage a war in her name.

She gives you this completely non-sexual feeling deep within that makes you want to meet her father.

You feel miserable for whatever reason but knowing you're going to see her in a few days next class fills you with hope and happiness.

When she smiles, you can imagine her in various scenarios such as kneeling before a group of children and offering them candy on Halloween or working in a nursing home.


[–]CinnamonRolll 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that last 2-line paragraph is perfect.

[–]Sma11P1ays 0 points1 point ago

This pretty much sums up my feelings for a girl in class

[–]getrunningnowgirl 0 points1 point ago

awesome detail :)

[–]dangertime 7 points8 points ago

If she has red hair and is holding a book that I enjoy. Or if during classroom discussion another student says something flat out wrong and she's like, "Yeah that's completely wrong. Here's why."

Like a dozen classroom crushes started that way. I was in college for a long time.

[–]macgyver9 7 points8 points ago

I live in Germany, and it is quite rare to meet a German who is fluent in English. I don't mean someone just able to communicate about simple things in English, or someone who is merely able to grasp the language used in American sitcoms. I mean really fluent, someone who's English is good enough to have really deep and meaningful conversations with.

There aren't too many Germans like this. While I've met several Scandinavians and a couple of Dutch people who fit this bill, Germans who are quite fluent in English are rare.

Whenever I meet a German woman who is really fluent in English, who gets the humour and has read English books in English, who has that slight German accent without sounding too stock villain-ish, I am instantly intrigued.

[–]supermermaidthing 2 points3 points ago

I met a dutch guy on a greyhound bus once here in Canada, his English was stupendous. We discussed philosophy for the whole trip and I understood everything. Impressed. I felt stupid for not knowing Dutch.

[–]I_KILLED_FIDDY_MEN 1 point2 points ago

Am I to take it you are not a native German?

[–]bboyplaya 16 points17 points ago

Assuming that she's already attractive, if she really likes "Archer."


[–]itakecrappyphotos 2 points3 points ago

Sploosh... But with semen.

[–]RedTalon19 6 points7 points ago

If I had to describe one single trait I'd say being down to earth.

This would include (but not limited to):

  • not obsessing over the small things (to include her own looks)

  • being open to new ideas or things in general

  • friendly and generally approachable

  • not immediately judgmental of things or people

  • able to laugh at jokes on topics which some may view as controversial

My last point indicates a general "I don't give a fuck" about a lot of shit that many people flip out over. As I am sitting here trying to type this out... I've discovered its very difficult to put into words. I don't mean jokes that disrespect a person/people but more of an indication that those topics don't hold power over you? I think that's what I'm trying to say.

[–]supermermaidthing 1 point2 points ago

open mindedness? Is that what you mean? Like not the kind of person who will waste their time debating a point...?

[–]RedTalon19 0 points1 point ago

I'm always open to a good debate with somebody's opposing view point. I disgust people who attempt to discredit my viewpoint simply because they disagree with it. If somebody can respect my viewpoint, yet argue against it with logical point... I will respect them a billion times more against any bigot.

[–]soylentblueissmurfs 4 points5 points ago

If she is both intelligent, knowledgable and not full of herself. Or curly hair and a fantastic ass.

[–]Handwired 4 points5 points ago

Personally, a Led Zep shirt does it for me.

[–]one_Dwigt♂ 29 4 points5 points ago

I would have to go with her personality. Some women just light up a room with their smile and their laugh. It makes me want to be around them.

[–]CinnamonRolll 3 points4 points ago

It's hard to describe really. It's not just looks. It's the way she carries herself, emotes, speaks, all in one. You just get a general sense of a person based on a million tiny things that your subconscious analyzes and creates attraction from.

[–]myfriendscantknow 2 points3 points ago

Smirks. They get me so hard. Smirks are playful, sarcastic, smart, confident, and cool.

[–]Dsf192 0 points1 point ago

Mmm....dat smirk.

[–]marstectonics 2 points3 points ago

Unique beauty

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points ago

She's a 10... To me.

[–]Satherton 2 points3 points ago

if they are a red head. even if its fake.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I notice something on her that we have in common. Be it an article of clothing or an accessory that features a band, a movie, a character or anything similar that I enjoy.

[–]holyerthanthou 2 points3 points ago

If she laughs at my jokes and is short and skinny with little boobs.

[–]MyPusyTasteLikePepsi 1 point2 points ago

Independence and maturity

[–]-SmileyDude- 1 point2 points ago

If they're already quite attracitve, and I realise they share a common interest.
I.e., play Violin, practice parkour, etc. It's pretty much a free-pass to my heart.

[–]egofrost 1 point2 points ago

The way she carries herself. You can tell a lot by the way she acts and stands.

And the way she does her hair, if it goes with her looks it can be extremely attractive.

[–]The-Pwnage-Man 1 point2 points ago

Do she got a booty? She doooooo!!!... That's about it.

[–]philiph 1 point2 points ago

Cute face, big tits, and a great smell. Game on.

[–]Neoxide 1 point2 points ago

Pretty face and a nice body. Specifically wide hips, thick thighs and a fat ass. It's shallow but usually I rule out which ones I would have sex with almost instantly based on their physical appearance.

That said,I've found myself attracted to girls who sit in the front of the class simply because I see them in front of me all the time. Of course they have to be decent but the extra exposure adds 1 or 2 points onto their rating (out of 10).

[–]Yorigin 1 point2 points ago

Good looking, dark hair (the darker the better) and some meat on her bones, I'm not attracted to skeletor.

[–]monster6607 0 points1 point ago

Similar hobbies and interests.

[–]MrSky 0 points1 point ago

I like shiny things, like a monkey. If she's got a unique look, if she's in shape, and has a really good laugh, that gets me. Bonus if she's reading a book I haven't heard of.

[–]fanofrex 0 points1 point ago

Her attitude and intelligence. Physical features would be her hair and eyes.

[–]hip_hopopotamus 0 points1 point ago

I guess looks because I don't know anything else about her...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, i dont know. Sometimes ill just see someone and get instant intent.

[–]ChineseAstronaut 0 points1 point ago

Personality, really. If you're boring and uncharming I would definitely not consider you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

A good fighter. Nothing gets me going quicker than a good argument.

[–]KyleGG 0 points1 point ago

In engineering.

[–]philoman777 0 points1 point ago

Show that you are intelligent, abstract about the world, and are a compassionate human being. That would get me very attracted fast.

Add being into activities that means you take care of your body, and I am all yours

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[–]Reddymatt 0 points1 point ago

If she's reading a book, and not 24 shades of yellow bullshit like authors that no one knows, I can always start a conversation at that point

[–]HappyVillain 0 points1 point ago

Looks good -- and follows it up with saying good.

[–]pete40oz 0 points1 point ago

Her scent. I have literally walked past a woman, catch a whiff of perfume, body wash or lotion and have about faced, walked up and talked to them. Something about the scent of a woman.

[–]p8ntslinger 0 points1 point ago

If the only thing i have to go on is what I see with my eyeballs, then obviously I am going off of looks. So, if she is attractive, I would want to see whats up.

Isn't that a no-brainer?

[–]Welcome_To_Bangkok 0 points1 point ago

her ass

[–]Smashasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm a face guy and when a girl knows how to make herself look good and takes care of herself i'm more inclined to talk with her. A girls laugh draws me in as well, if she can laugh easily it sucks me in.

[–]ITRAINEDYOURMONKEY 0 points1 point ago

A nice, really well-worn pair of hiking boots. Or if she's on a touring bike. Either of things imply quite a bit about a person.

[–]project23 0 points1 point ago

Footwear can say a TON about a person. The ones they are wearing says a LOT, but also what others do the have (this applies more to ladies since they typically have tons more than guys).

It may be strange, but footwear is really the major factor I use in long term evaluation of a person (not in the shallow sense, I really need to know their full range of footwear they own/actually use). MAJOR! Not ONLY, still MAJOR. (maybe it is because I am country upbringing/city adulthood. I need people who can go 'off the path'.) Even then, they can be shown those 'non paths' off the trail. It is all about blazing a trail.

[–]CaneUKRM 0 points1 point ago

Her smile.

[–]esfani 0 points1 point ago

Her attraction towards me and if she looks good

[–]SpoonOnGuitar 0 points1 point ago

Short hair.

[–]eugenecho 0 points1 point ago

her face her body her clothes her personality

[–]Rrrrrrr777 0 points1 point ago

Being hot. What else is there?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Big boobs/butt and a nice personality

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

There are tons of hot girls on campus, that doesn't get you very far. You need to show me you're especially smart or interesting. As I'm getting older I'm becoming more attracted to girls who have a plan or at least drive to do something after school.

[–]porkbyproduct -2 points-1 points ago

Being smarter than me. Which, at the risk of being egotistical, is rare. My wife is smarter than me, and I love that (though I make a lot more than she does).

[–]LittleJackalope 9 points10 points ago

why do you need to clarify that you make more money?

[–]therebewhaleshere 10 points11 points ago

Obvious insecurity.

[–]DASHLICKER1991 3 points4 points ago

he loves making more money despite being dumber than his wife

[–]porkbyproduct 0 points1 point ago

So what's your guess?

[–]MonsieurGrimm -1 points0 points ago

no one thing will do that.

being attractive + seeming interesting will, but that's a) two things and b) rare as shit.

[–]1rankman -1 points0 points ago

Non smoker, not over weight, has some of the same hobbys as I

[–]underwhelming_answer -2 points-1 points ago

girl > 6.5 with a good smile and interested in what I have to day.

[–]WhoRipped -2 points-1 points ago

If she looks fit. It is shame that so many people don't know or care to maintain healthy habits.