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Quotes: Bestiality Is Depraved
Sora: Where do mermaids come from?
Ariel: Well, when a man loves a dolphin more than society says he should...

"His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they — caught him at it one day."

"Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett, intelligent and deep.
Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett, a shame about the sheep."

"Do you know that I walked in on my fiance trying to fuck his dog?"
Elizabeth Halsley, Bad Teacher

"Rick, I knew you were a vile, DISGUSTING degenerate, but bestiality?! This goes beyond my wildest dreams!"
Ed Thompson, Bachelor Party

Buddy Love: "Well, if it isn't Professor Sherman Klump, the inventor of Jumbo the Horny Hamster."
Dean Richmond: "PLEASE!"

Asif Mandvi: Larry Wilmore is a chicken-fucker. And from what I understand, the sex is not always consensual.
Jon Stewart: *startled, stammering somewhat* ...W-well, I mean, to be fair to Larry... is chicken-sex ever really consensual?

Bennett The Sage: What could possibly happen with two naked people? And in water! Not just any water, but warm water!
Caption: Oh, I can think of fifty different things they can do. Sixty if you threw in a few otters.
Bennett The Sage, sporking "Welcome To The Emo Parade."

"A man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that every single night, he has a recurring dream wherein he fucks his horse repeatedly. The shrink asks whether the horse is male or female, to which the man responds 'Female, of course! What kind of pervert do you think I am?'"
— A joke

"Came the day that TC fucked the chicken."



The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for thirty-five years! But do they call me McGregor the fisherman? No, no."


The old man starts to cry again, "But you screw one goat."
— A joke

Alan Colmes: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
AC: "Ah, I'm not so sure that that is so..."

"You have no right to judge me! You weren't there! I was a stupid teenager! I was horny! And it was a really cute horse!"

Ramen: The past does not define who are, but gives you a starting point for who you're going to be.
Robo: Unless f**ked a sheep. Cause then you're a sheep f**ker. You really can't change that.
This Art of Trolling post

"There's a lot you can get out of goats, you can get cheese, you can get wool, you can get sex..."

Lawyer: This is entrapment! My client was visiting close personal friends in that motel.
Sgt Reed: Buddy, your client's "close personal friends" were a non-union video crew and a German shepherd!

alternative title(s): But You Screw One Goat
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