Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers

"Fat Jesus" was a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan last night where he discussed his mother's reaction to seeing The Hangover, and his penis' reaction to him being naked in the same room as a live Bengal tiger.

Galifianakis also revealed how Todd Phillips used the "you pussy...Will Ferrell would do it" taunt in order to get him to do a scene wearing a jockstrap in The Hangover. Don't you hate it when directors do that?

About Zach Galifianakis—you know how people are always saying that such and such celebrity would be someone they'd like to have a beer with? Well, not saying that Zach Galifianakis wouldn't be a fun guy to drink a beer with, but we've been thinking about this and we think it's be so much more fun to have breakfast with Zach Galifianakis than it would be to drink a beer with Zach Galifianakis. Breakfast at a Waffle House preferably, one located in a rural area, maybe somewhere out in Oklahoma or Nebraska or something, somewhere where there's a good chance our server would be a 50-ish woman named Charleen. Not sure why, but it just seems like it'd be fun to have a long breakfast in a rural Waffle House staffed by saucy middle-aged women with Zach Galifianakis. Somebody make this happen, okay? Thanks.