Pokemon Conspiracy Theories Part 3. I don't think I'm going to get as many thumbs this time around because it's such a read, but I really enjoyed this one, and

Pokemon Conspiracy Theories Part 3

I don't think I'm going to get as many thumbs this time around because it's such a ******** read, but I really enjoyed this one, and I hope you do too! Comment on what you think I should do next!
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Conspiracy Theories PART 3
This is my last Pokemon one, so
please comment on what next
conspiracy comp I should do!
1. Golduck' s and Psyduck' s names were switched
Psyduck is gold, while golduck has more psychic power t would
make more sense to have their names the otherway around
Psyduck Golduck
2. The pokemon regions are located in Japan
I' m unaware of where Unova is located, they
may have not included it as a part of Japan.
Since I' m running out , this comp is only going to
have 3. I saved the most theory for last.
3. Ash is in a coma during his entire Pokemon experience.
When Ash had the accident with his pike in one or the early episodes,
he actually rell into a coma He was round days later and treated with heavy
medication at the hospital This is why Team Rocket became less menacing The
medication took effect and stabilized his coma dreams, instead or bang terning,
they became idyllic, and hes able to we out his Pokemon This
explans why he doesnt change much physically Also, the worldwide socialism
can be explained INCH once again realize that this is a dream world, he thought
up a sare system or government that would run smoothly and keeps the world
going allowing his adventures to work like they do
t also explans a rew underthings, such as how a child can go off on his
own in a world rull or dangerous untamed animals, and why every Pokemon center
has the same exact nurse Joy and Jenny he knew raom his hometown, and they
act as a safety net or anchor, allowing him to reel sare no he goes
The professors, like the Joy' s and Jenny' s represent stability, and asds ideals
This is why Gary became a processor ts also the reason that even/ tune he
enters a new region, virtually no one has heard or him, despite his conquests, and
why Giovanni leads Team Rocket How could Paul, the ml or the sinnoh area,
not know or someone who has placed in at least the top is or all three leagues
and has destroyed the orange league and Battle Frontier?
Ash' s trawling partners are actually aspects or himseld he can alloy,
but doesnt like to ********* with himseld Team Rocket are his qualities that he
deems "negative", but is coming to terms with Jesse and Gamesject want to
appease Giovanni
Brock is Ash' s repressed Sexually He rell into the coma a min and
needed an outlet ror his growing sexual frustrations since he can new
experience sex, Brock must new succeed Brock is a projection or his Sexually,
and is constantly shot down because Ash could never" know" sex This is also why
brook keeps coming memo the series, usually AFTER Ash meets a new girl
aspect or himseld Misty is an image that Ash had or a girl This is why she plays so
prevalently in the series but is ultimately unalienable because he new really knew
her before the coma Max came with May, she played the Id with great aspirations,
and he played the salable Ego that "Sesaon" They worked ror a little while but
Ash, bang a teenager, eventually had his Sexually had to come back into play He
kept reinventing himseld and eventually wrote new aspects, but his mind slowly
brought package old ones as a crutch to make the transition easier Dawn is Ash
giving himseld a chance to love since he already established Misty as someone
hes not likely to go anywhere with he created a new , one that was
more like him, and less all the time (Note that both May and Misty had no
tolerance ror Brock dawn seems to try and shrug it off)
Pekachu obliously represents Ash' s Humanity, hence the episodes
where they get separated, and ash wants desperately to rind him, even to the
point or working with the rockets t aspects or himseld he woould new normally
********* with) but ror some reason cannot They want to steal Pekachu Mans
humanity) and hand it oeto Giovanni Jesse and James will always oppose
ash because ash is terrified or the thought or his humanity lying in the hands or
the enemy Loserthis is the same reason that he will work with those
aspects or himseld in order's save his becoming reat out
LOST He couldnt evolve his Pekachu without challenging his concept or who he
was, something he wasnt comfortable with while he was still working through
his original issues
is the narrator The narrator is Ash' s higher mind,
recapping and explaining the progress hes made and the tribulations he will
race allowing itself insight into how best to awaken him
Team rocket are aspects or Ash' s personalitypage he has
deemed "bad" James implied homosexually, and bases varlets Vow!
rememberable Meowth has the potential ror rehabilitation, and doesn“ twant
to be em so yet again this rits in with the conflicting personalities and
demonized self theory Team rocket started because ash
had to come to terms with that part or himseld t was something he was able
to allow his gayban side to experiment with (and by virtue or that himseld)
When he round that twasnt something ror him, his "Free" side stopped
playing with it Further, their methods or capture become more and more
ludicrous (and physically Impossible) because Ash must a kid dreaming
these things up This is the reason Team Rockets disguises are always
pelleted He knows ts them (on some level), but chooses to ignore t so
he can better himseld, in a sense the Ash who wants to escape is
sabotaging the ash who wants to stay lost in his mind The Mer episodes
that don“ crocus on Ash and the gang are his mind working through, and
humanizing the parts or himseld that he demonized ts a way ror him to deal
with issues that Ash and crew wouldn“ itouch, because it involves treading
ground he himseld had sworn not to go near As I said, Team Rocket and the
episodes they occupy are Ash dealing with ground he reels uncomfortable
with tackling on his own
If one recalls, there were real animals early in the show and
references to animals in the game and show For example, a clear case to
point out is the or HM in the Cerulean city Gym outhit by the
Pokedex that Pekachu is a "ratlike" Pokemon But they dent matter's
Ash' s psyche so they dent come into play much If Ash had loved puppies,
enything would be about different breeds or dogs, and a dog righting
circuit But, as the series goes on longer, we' been seeing less realistic
animals and more Pokemon This could be a sign or Ash' s mind
deteriorating As hes in this coma, hes losing concepts or some animals
and machinery and replacing them with Pokemon t could explain things
like electric Pokemon working as power generators A sign that his
memory or the old world is slipping more and more as time goes by The
Pokemon realm will be idealized continuously the longer he has no stimulus
raom the real world He may or may not be mentally deteriorating _ but he is
becoming more accustomed to his rake worlds rules The wild Pokemon
are his rationalizations or the functioning or the world ts the "A wizard did
r Syndrome If he doesnt know how itlooks, his mind says Pokemon He
anything he cant explain with Pokemon, and real animals rall into
the background because he has no real Interest in them
As one could see, itsswo hubworld But like
every dream, enything, there is a beginning and an end What would
happen If Ash could rully recover? What would happen If he new does?
There are infinite branches or that spiral upwards and
intertwine towards the top at a single point, both in his "world" and the real
world In his hospital room, we see Delia, obliously distraught talking to a
doctorjosh a grim look in his eye He' s saying that their Insurance is up,
and the boy has had no change in bran seven years That a
shock like this may awaken him she tearfully agrees
Professor oak is there to comfort her as they take Ash off lire support
In Ash' s "world"
Ash has finally defeated the elite tour, and one by one the people around
him start disappearing eventually enything is black Pekachu comes
dashing towards him glowing wrighter and wrighter in the darkness
Eventually Pekachu reaches ash and the two embrace one last time
Back in his room, as his lire signs fade, Ash knitters his genuine, renal
I Want To Be,
The very Best
I know that one was really long but it was definitely worth
the read! This is the last I' ll be doing, give me
your feedback on what other videogames I should do
conspiracy comps on!
As always...
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#14 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
...that was really depressing.
...that was really depressing.
#454 - tusty (08/02/2011) [-]
How Ash really fell into a coma.
How Ash really fell into a coma.
User avatar #125 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (08/02/2011) [-]
But Ash never existed.

Imagine this. Ash was never born. His father was rushing Ash's mother to the hospital, when his car ran out of fuel. His mother died from childbirth complications, and he was hit very hard by her death. He raised his son, until he was forced to enlist as a soldier in the Great Pokemon War. He fought for eight years, and when he was returning home, he received a message. His son developed a terminal illness, and was dying as he read the message. He drove as fast as he could, and barely made it to the hospital. Ash told his father about how the nice nurse brought a Pikachu for him to play with. He coughed and wheezed violently. The father held him close, but Ash's grip slipped from him. The father gradually went insane after losing his only son. His foster parent's told him about how greatly he wanted to become a Pokemon master. Wanting to make his son's dream a reality, he used the little money he had left to open up a small reasearch lab, so he could learn everything about the creatues. As time ****** , he learned many things about the beings, and was renowned and respected for his discoveries and achievements. He received a letter one day, from a cousin, telling him that she was moving to his town, so they could be closer, and so her unborn child would grow up in a safe place. And he did, learning about Pokemon, very intriuged by them. He wanted to become a Pokemon Master, just like your son. So when he turned ten, he rushed to your lab, screaming and shouting. And then he said

"Alright Professer Oak, I am ready for my first Pokemon
#146 to #125 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
HOLY ****

HOLY **** .

#157 to #125 - skifs (08/02/2011) [-]
That felt like a sucker punch in the gonads , it freaked me out so bad.
#752 to #125 - FatChick (08/02/2011) [-]
That was awesome, but I'm confused. You said Ash never existed and then you say that he dies in a most tragic manner of a terminal illness in a hospital, suggesting that he did indeed exist.
User avatar #135 to #125 - royalwerewolf (08/02/2011) [-]
This is the new cannon, spread the word, this is what happened
User avatar #133 to #125 - picklefairy (08/02/2011) [-]
as seen in my commment up there the SAME FUKIN THING HAPPEND
User avatar #152 to #125 - picklefairy (08/02/2011) [-]
i love u
#549 to #125 - RSohSeven (08/02/2011) [-]
Cool story bro, but how was Ash "never born" in it? Two sentences later you have Oak's son Ash being born... and the story ends with another Ash showing up at Oak's door :P
#629 to #125 - rubenesquetony (08/02/2011) [-]
I hate to nitpick, but Gary Oak is professor Oak's grandson, not his cousin's son. So, unless he discovered his cousin was his daughter too, the whole dead kid and wife thing doesn't match up.
#1668 to #629 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
I take it as the cousin's son is actually you in the Pokemon games.
#1329 to #629 - matthewngl (08/02/2011) [-]
I think he was trying to say the the boy is supposed to be ash. It would have been better if he said that the cousin decided to name her son ash in memory of his son.
User avatar #164 to #125 - Wazzy (08/02/2011) [-]
where did gary come from?
#768 to #125 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
You and OP are killing my Pokemon imagination, ******** .
#2154 to #125 - 2scared2login (08/03/2011) [-]
So the cousins son was Red, right?
User avatar #881 to #125 - sinep (08/02/2011) [-]
#605 to #125 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
Dammit this makes me want to watch pokemon but netflix cant stream it to your computer
#71 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/02/2011) [-]
I want to be the very best...
#80 to #71 - emeraldslam (08/02/2011) [-]
that line...
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#77 to #74 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/02/2011) [-]
To catch them was my real test...
#82 to #77 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #105 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/02/2011) [-]
Searchiiing far and wiiiiide
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User avatar #112 to #109 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/02/2011) [-]
.... these pokemon to understand. the power thats insiiide
#261 to #112 - mrtacotime (08/02/2011) [-]
Gotta catch em its u and me
#262 to #261 - mrtacotime (08/02/2011) [-]
i know its our destiny
#263 to #262 - mrtacotime (08/02/2011) [-]
oooooohhhhhh your my best friend
#264 to #263 - mrtacotime (08/02/2011) [-]
in this world we must defend
User avatar #1780 to #264 - herpina (08/03/2011) [-]
POKEMON (Gotta catch'em..)

A heart so truuuuue....
#118 to #112 - ningyoaijin (08/02/2011) [-]
You'll be movin' wit' yo' auntie and uncle in Bel Air!
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User avatar #98 to #77 - thatsfathertouson (08/02/2011) [-]
to train them is my cause
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#103 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (08/02/2011) [-]
I... want to be...
The.... very.............. best.

#478 to #103 - wushumacabre (08/02/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
User avatar #2127 to #478 - dbrak (08/03/2011) [-]
#195 to #103 - MichalKrin (08/02/2011) [-]

To catch them is my real test.
To train them is my cause.
User avatar #930 to #195 - ocatapus (08/02/2011) [-]
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
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#1445 to #1130 - ijustwannnavote (08/02/2011) [-]
and she said, youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
User avatar #1795 to #1445 - fadetometallica (08/03/2011) [-]
Livin in a pineapple under the sea!
#1579 to #1445 - superstarg (08/02/2011) [-]
c-c-combo breaker
User avatar #1933 to #1130 - ocatapus (08/03/2011) [-]
The power thats inside!
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User avatar #138 to #103 - nukinzerambo (08/02/2011) [-]
Already are Ash.. always will be(Y)
#41 - chronicpanda (08/02/2011) [-]
If they ever make a final episode and he does wake from a coma i will be my pic
#36 - beeradthelaw (08/02/2011) [-]






#24 - GeneralPuug (08/02/2011) [-]
My childhood...
My childhood...
#9 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
number 2 is true. unova was based off of the usa for supporting pokemon all these years. so you wouldnt find unova in japan
User avatar #11 to #9 - wakawakas (08/02/2011) [-]
Yea, I read something about it being based off New York but I had already posted it
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#120 - pikapwn (08/02/2011) [-]
or its a kid tv show and anything can happen
#1 - serengetisocio (08/02/2011) [-]
Why on earth does this not have more thumbs?! Last one awesomely mind blowing indeed. Good work fellow FJer.
User avatar #2 to #1 - wakawakas (08/02/2011) [-]
Thanks man! I appreciate it.
#21 to #2 - serengetisocio (08/02/2011) [-]
Also, I'll throw out the suggestion of the Mario universe as an idea for your next one.
#663 - scarygirl (08/02/2011) [-]
pic related
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#712 to #590 - 2scared2login (08/02/2011) [-]
i love elfen lied
#456 - shadowstuart (08/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #470 to #456 - jordanish (08/02/2011) [-]
I cannot unsee this. MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!
#1554 - xodah (08/02/2011) [-]
Unova was modeled after New York city, those are supposed to be Ground Zero, the Brooklyn Bridge and Central Park.
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