American Apparel finally admits: Yes, they're all about sex

Tales of public masturbation and other sexual harrassment scandals surround Dov Charney, the mad genius behind American Apparel (and trust me, he's laughing all the way to the bank). And who can ignore all the hyper-sexual, borderline pedophilia ads featuring young hipsters wearing cotton undies and photographed in (usually) lewd positions? Recently, American Apparel decided to embrace its sexual side further by peddling the Hitachi Magic Wand, a sex toy that some call the "Cadillac of Vibrators." So now, you can buy all your summer T's and um tease, in one place. How convenient!

PS. Actually, according to Salon, there's one other store where you can pick up both a Magic Wand and a T-shirt, and that place is Wal-Mart.