Locks Of Love is a charity that makes wigs out of donated hair for children who have lost theirs due to cancer treatments or other medical reasons. Most people are familiar with Locks Of Love, for whom well-known hirsute people often go shorn in the name of charity and good faith.

Tim McCarver, it would seem, is not one of these people. During a discussion of the previously-dreadlocked Darnell McDonald's new home on the Yankees, McCarver became stupefied by the idea a charity might actually want someone's hair, later asking "How much business does Locks of Love have?"

It's a charity, Tim, they don't do "business." [FOX]

Update (9:06 p.m.): McCarver later apologized: