1. If only she had a flat head and turned into a pizza at midnight.

  2. For him, it’s like having a Fleshlight that won’t shut up about saving the whales.

  3. She should stop wiping her nose on his shirt.

  4. UnholyKrep

    “Seeing you all now what finds I, in box hayvink cracker jackses first.”

  5. UnholyKrep

    Is that some sort of Slavic thing, male lactation when aroused?

  6. Hugh Gentry

    she must be amazing to fuck. She would make my dick look huge!

  7. “My names Epic Winh, I am bangink tiny giraffe.”

  8. Trail Mix

    Nice redneck tuxedo he’s got going on, there.

  9. She must be hollow.

  10. Dutch

    Got Dick?

  11. brit

    After squeezing breast milk at the backdrop, please do not forget to wipe.

  12. Jenny with a Y

    Little known fact, Wladimir Klitschko is actually only 5 foot 4. Not many people know that.

  13. yoyored


  14. Kayne East

    “And if I move my middle finger, I can make her wink.”

  15. Captain Slappy

    Interesting…..I didn’t realize genetically modified cloning had hit the miniature humanoid phase. Like toy poodles….mad science gone wrong? OR MAD SCIENCE GONE RIGHT!

  16. I just wanna rough every girl in the world

    Lol I think im getting jealous a little…

  17. s'up bitches

    If I had girlfriend that Tiny, I would let her do the “Fred Flinstone” on my testicles. Sans the bowling ball.

  18. Turd Ferguson

    Couldn’t figure out how to tie the Bolo, eh Drago?

  19. She always seems to have “that” smile on her face these days. Wonder why?

  20. The Critical Crassness

    He’s not really giant…She is a Munchkin!

  21. Jon

    Too short.. 69′r fail.

  22. ingen haagen daaz

    my vagina gets scared for her.

  23. cc

    She gives me a total boner. I hate him for dating her…and I’d say it to his face too. And then I’d say ‘Oh ya, you gonna do something about it, dumpkopf?’. I ain’t scared o’ shit.

  24. arnieblackblack

    Ironically she turns out to be a size queen… whodathunkit?

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