Comment Of The Day: Testosterone &amp; Tiaras Make For Star-Crossed LoversS

Today we saw some tiny nine-year-old cagefighters beating the crap out of each other as a crowd of booze-soaked adults look on. And earlier this week, we saw a pageant mom terrorizing her five year old. SkaHimself sees blockbuster potential here:

*action movie announcer voice*

In the a world destroyed by poverty.
Gender Normification is the Law.

Boys compete on blood stained floors of MMA Glory.
Girls twirl and prance in Plastic Tiaras.

One Boy dares to be different and forsake his future.
One Girl stands up for her freedom to choose.

Torn apart by society.
Thrust together by rebellion.

They are: Romeo and Juliet: The Badass and the Ballerina. 2011 Plastic Smackdown Edition.

Coming straight to DVD in a Walmart near you.

As a society, we're doomed, but awesome commenting. Congrats! Cake for everyone!



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