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#1 - itsthetie (10/17/2013) [-]
I still think we get the better deal though.
User avatar #217 to #1 - yetiyitties (10/18/2013) [-]
And then Funnyjunk comes out with a post complaining about how women have more rights than them. Funnyjunk complains like a woman, but she is a woman. Women complain about other women. I think I might be on to something.
User avatar #39 to #1 - fyaq ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Id trade my dick to have 1 child and never go back to work because of it.
9 months of labor instead of 50 years?
#18 to #1 - tabarzins (10/17/2013) [-]
then again women could have multiple orgasms
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User avatar #159 to #18 - RiflemanFunny ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Men can too
#61 to #18 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
you can train yourself as a man to have multiple orgasms.
User avatar #24 to #18 - chenn (10/17/2013) [-]
But when a man isn't very good in bed, we get none at all.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sirfapaton (10/17/2013) [-]
I hope you are not one of those that don't tell the man what you like and then complain how he's bad in bed.
User avatar #29 to #25 - chenn (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh, me? My relationship and sexual experience is below absolute zero. This is a thing I deduced from the fact that only women can have multiple orgasms, then my friend, who has some experience, confirmed it. Don't know how will I behave in bed, though. (Also don't worry, I assure you I still have some time for this and I intend to wait a few years, until I'm about 18-20.)
#264 to #29 - hjerno (10/18/2013) [-]
Men can have multiple orgasms. It just takes practice and probably a finger or too in the ass to massage the g-spot there.
#154 to #29 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Men CAN get multiple orgasms though, the even call jacking off right before you have sex with your lady friend a "tactical fap" because it takes longer to get to the second one. For ***** sake, i've came three times in one fap session just because I was bored enough to go for that long.
#156 to #154 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Eventually it's like shooting dust but still.
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#110 to #29 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
When you start, don't be afraid to tell your partner what you want him (or her) to do. If you want him to play with your chest more, tell him that. If you want your hair pulled, tell him that. You need more foreplay or want him to slow down? TELL HIM THAT. Don't be embarrassed to communicate, and remember, he isn't a mind reader. Me and my lady had some pretty awful experiences until we started telling each other what we liked, now we actually have fun.
#105 to #29 - stripey ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
"My relationship and sexual experience is below absolute zero"

A true funnyjunkie
#54 to #29 - gentlemanotaku (10/17/2013) [-]
ey yo bby les fuk
ey yo bby les fuk
#206 to #54 - crazyspireman (10/18/2013) [-]
#261 to #206 - missions (10/18/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he be Blackula?
#275 to #261 - Blackula (10/18/2013) [-]
#283 to #275 - missions (10/19/2013) [-]
There we go
User avatar #32 to #29 - sirfapaton (10/17/2013) [-]
Fair enough. And why would I worry, you're a stranger over the internet. Hehe
#3 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Depends on how you look at it. Men evolved to be faster, stronger, have better reaction time, be more durable, and have greater physical redundancy. We didn't evolve that way because life was all cakes and joy for us.

Which isn't to say men have it harder, either, I like to see it as both groups have plenty of problems and why bother quantifying which is worse, instead try to help everyone.
User avatar #11 to #3 - fanciful (10/17/2013) [-]
But now, if you live in a good neighborhood, everything is safe! So we still get the evolutionary advantages, without having to be eaten by leopards. I say it's a real steal of a deal.
User avatar #12 to #11 - teranin ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
yes, but those issues have been replaced by new ones, in the way our gynocentric society treats males as little more than disposable money dispensors.
#13 to #12 - fanciful (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Would you rather be eaten by a leopard?
#114 to #13 - zekit (10/17/2013) [-]
to be honest whats the difference between a raging women and a leopard, no matter how fast you run they'll still catch you
User avatar #14 to #13 - teranin ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
No, of course not. I'm certainly not implying that our current world is worse, for ****** sake. I'm just saying that it's not as though the dominance of humanity over our landscape has somehow absolved men of any and all hardship.
#17 to #14 - fanciful (10/17/2013) [-]
In America, if you want to be left alone, and you know english, you will be left alone. You might not be respected, but people won't try to kill you: that's why people try to flock here from mexico. It's not easy to find a job, but if you are smart enough, you can get one that makes paying for food easy. Then, as long as you don't get lonely, your comfort and survival are pretty much guaranteed.

Yes, there is hardship. Yes, there are assholes. Actually, I'm not even trying to argue that men have it easier anymore. I just want to point out that there are no leopards trying to eat us! Why are we complaining about "gynocentric society"? Who cares! Gynocentric societies will never try to rip out my jugular at 90 mph. (And yes, this is an all purpose argument to dismiss almost anything I want. Feel free to borrow it.)
User avatar #23 to #17 - teranin ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes, we of course don't have to worry about large animals killing us. We do live under constant threat of violence from our own government, and in a situation where government will use violence to prevent us protecting ourselves from violence based solely on the gender of the assailant (See:VAWA) but of course, overall society is way better than a situation in which people randomly get devoured by leopards.
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