Favorite Office Time Wasters

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Think today’s movies suck? Imagine the ones that never get made. Radar has the inside scoop on some of the Hollywood’s all-time worst movie pitches.

Fer instance:



The Pitch: Jerry Maguire in a wheelchair.

The Premise: “A hotshot sports agent parks in a handicapped spot and gets sentenced by a judge to spend a month in a wheelchair,” recalls a creative exec at a major production house. “Which is fine, until he falls for a woman with a real disability, but doesn’t explain that he isn’t actually handicapped. How’s that for a third-act complication [and here he uses a dirty word we can't repeat--EDITOR]?!”

Suggested Tagline: You had me at paraplegic.

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