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09-02-2004, 07:34

2. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?



5. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

6. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

7. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

8. Why is the alphabet in that order?

9. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

10. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

12. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?


14. Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

09-02-2004, 15:04
why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway