What’s Going On With Christina Aguilera’s Vagina on Her New Album Cover?

Christina Aguilera just tweeted the cover upcoming, hilariously named seventh studio album Lotus. She's never given an indication that she has any taste at all (right down to the gratuitous, gaudy vocal running), but it seems like she's at least now owning her tastelessness? She's growing before our eyes. Good for her.

My theory is that her vagina is in the same place where they kept Daenerys' dragons for most of Game of Thrones last season.

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