Panda cub Xiau Liwu, a resident of the San Diego Zoo, is KILLING ME. Killing me! I can't take this shit, I give up. Give up!

I'm roughly the shape of that ball, I wonder if I could shrink down and change places with it? I want to Freaky Friday with that ball and then get hugged by a panda cub all day. Sounds good, right? I'm pretty sure that plastic ball could convincingly be me for a few days, too. Let's do this!