Local Man Has No Answer For Why He Was In Shower So Long

showerLaCucaracha native, Jim Swarthing, spent upwards of 45 minutes in the shower this morning, but when asked by his wife “what he was doing in there” Swarthing could only muster a muddled, incoherent response that left his wife unsatisfied.

When pressed further by his spouse, Swarthing became increasingly testy with his responses. He began by treating the inquiry as a really stupid question. “Well, duh,” said Swarthing sarcastically, “I was bathing.” Without missing a beat, his wife responded, “For 45 minutes?”

Swarthing then elaborated by stating that he had “some hard…places to clean. Some spots just needed extra…cleaning.”

In addition, Swarthing explained, he had to wash and condition his hair.

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