Tsubame: Hey there!

I've not written a SakuSas fic in a while…a very long while…

I decided to write another SakuSas fic but it is…well…AU. It just depresses me that Sasuke had left Konoha. 

This is dedicated to my "The Beauty of the Cherry blossoms" readers. It is the fic, which is still waiting to be updated. A little favor please! Can somebody email me the Chapter 10 of the fic so I can continue it before I completely forget the plot?

Thank you! Appreciate it!

"Summer School"

by Tsubame Ongaku

Summary: Sasuke could have any girl he wants. For him, like canned goods every girl has an expiration date. They never go beyond a week. Sakura a cute new girl in school was his latest conquest. She was nice, funny, smart and beautiful in other words "perfect." Sasuke needs to get out of this relationship before his heart gets into trouble. Unfortunately, he was not expecting her to be under his math teacher's wing.

Chapter 1: Uchiha Sasuke

What can interest somebody who literally has everything?

This is a question asked by practically everyone in Konoha High.

Uchiha Sasuke, the star of the Konoha soccer team and Konoha High Ninjas MVP, he had everything. A rich family, popularity, good looks…and girls galore…he has a new girlfriend every week. A week seems to be his limit when it comes to girls…

"Don't you think this is divine, Sasuke-kun!" she squealed in an annoying girlish delight.

Sasuke yawned. "As long as it doesn't cost more than a thousand, then sure it's divine."

She pouted prettily. "Sasuke-kun, you're no help…"

The girl was slightly annoyed. Why couldn't Uchiha Sasuke be a little more enthusiastic? I mean he is soooo…hot but why can't he behave more like a boyfriend? He did make a good credit card though.

This was the kind of guy he was. Every one of his relationships calculated from time to expenses and techniques for the correct break-up technique was already thought of.

The girl went off to the nearest dressing room to try out the floral-print dress. The latest fashion and a must have of the season…

She planned to make him wait. He wouldn't dare break-up with her. She was the most popular girl in school and the greatest catch of the year. Why would he be crazy enough to break up with her?

She didn't know that Sasuke could dare anything he pleases. She was another one of those useless distractions to him and too bad for her if she didn't know that. She was just another one of those pretty faces he sees almost everyday, whether he wanted to see them or not…

Hey, they come to him…not the other way around.

He yawned again. He was already starting to lose interest with this blonde airhead. What was her name again? He already forgot.

Ten minutes later, his date didn't return yet. He had the greatest urge to drag her out of that dressing room. Sasuke was not known to be patient for long.

In the corner of his eye, he saw somebody walk by. He was sure that it was the same floral-print his date wanted to try on. She was by the hat corner and trying on a wide sun hat that covered his view of her face.

This annoyed him. She left him waiting for her for ten minutes and she's trying on hats…

Angrily, he stalked towards her, grabbed her arm and pulled her hard to face him. "That's it! We're breaking up!"

Instead of his date's sultry blue eyes, he was suddenly staring into a pair of lovely, unfamiliar green eyes.

"Breaking up? Who in the world are you?" the girl demanded.

Sasuke froze in surprise, then his surprise turned to embarrassment making him blush violently, then his embarrassment turned to anger.

She made him blush! Nobody makes Uchiha Sasuke blush!

"I…I'm sorry," he apologized. "I thought you were someone else." Then pushing her roughly away.

She rubbed the spot on her arm where he grabbed her. It stung…this made her frown. Who did this guy think he is? "Was that what you call an apology? It's pathetic."

"Listen, girly. I said I'm sorry…what more do you want?"

"My name is Haruno Sakura not girly or is your memory as pathetic as your apology?"

Sasuke was seeing red. This small girl was mocking him. He couldn't believe it. This was a first.

They stared each other down for what seemed like a minute, then Sakura sighed surrendering and then smiled warmly.

"I'm sorry," she said. "It was wrong of me to say those things. You did apologize."

"Your right, I did!" Sasuke grumbled.

"I'll forgive you for grabbing me earlier, if you forgive me for my outbursts," she extended her hand to him for a handshake. "Deal?"

He nodded and took the hand she offered but instead of shaking it, he brought it to his lips and kissed the back of it. "Deal."

She blushed. That was unexpected…

"Uchiha Sasuke! I leave you for a minute and where do I find you? Flirting with other girls!"

Sasuke turned to find his enraged date glaring at him and the Sakura and then back to him. She was carrying not just one bag but three bags. She was shopping while she was gone. She had meant to make him wait. He smirked. She must have a lot of guts to do that.

Sakura stared at the two uncomfortably. It was obvious that this was the guy's girlfriend. She understood now why he mistook her for the girl. They were wearing very similar dresses except the other girl's dress looked brand new…. She didn't want to go between their lover's quarrels so this is her cue to scram!

She returned the sunhat to its rightful place and shook her shoulder-length bubblegum-pink hair free. "I got to go now, Mr. Uchiha," she said hastily and combing her hair into place with her fingers.

He smiled. "Call me Sasuke, Sakura."

"Okay, Sasuke," she agreed. "Goodbye!" she waved as she ran toward the exit. Once outside, she breathed a sigh of relief that was awkward. If she ever saw that Uchiha Sasuke again, it would be too soon

She giggled. Too bad he was taken. He was so cute.

Well, Sasuke was not going to be "taken" for very long and if Sasuke had anything to do about it, he and Ms. Haruno will be seeing each other…

VERY soon…

Sasuke watched as the pink-haired girl leave towards the exit. He watched silently as her silky-looking hair bounced from side to side.

"Interesting girl," he thought.

"Sasuke-kun! Are you listening to me?"

One word formed on his mouth. "No."

She didn't heed the sarcasm in his voice. "While I tried so hard to look beautiful for you, you're flirting with other girls."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. What an actress!

"Don't I mean anything to you, Sasuke-kun?" she pretended to tear.

"Not really."

There was no mistaking the look of utter disbelief in her eyes…

"Listen…let's cut to the chase…

"Are breaking up with me…"

"I think we should break up…" they chorused at the same time.

The girl stared at him unblinkingly then suddenly the blonde squealed like a deranged pig getting ready to be cooked over an open fire. "NO! You can't! I…i…it hasn't even been a week yet!"

He smirked. "Wow, a new record."

"What will my friends say?" she whined. "I told them that you're MY date tonight. What will they think?"

Sasuke just yawned. He'd seen this happen countless times before and he had said the same thing. "You know what? What makes you think I care?''

Tsubame: Hehehehe…sorry to for starting another story! It's just that my memory is failing. I can write "The Beauty of the Cherry Blossoms" with no problems if only I knew what happened last. I hope you like this story. I'm practicing different genres. This is SUPPOSED to be humor/action/ Romance….you can't really see it here yet but wait for the next chapters….hehehehehe…

For those who truly waited for "The Beauty of the Cherry Blossoms," thank you. I'll try to make this one even better but first do me this favor, ok? Luv YAH!

By the way, this blonde girl in the story isn't Ino. I don't want to turn her into a villain. I feel sorry for her sometimes in the fics some people write. Is she really that evil? I wonder…