Wolves president of basketball operations David Kahn.  (Pioneer Press: Jean Pieri)


1. David Kahn & Glen Taylor

Kevin Love thinks they're idiots, giving him something in common with Timberwolves fans. (previous ranking: unranked)

2. Bountygate

The players were only following orders. Where have we heard that one before? (unranked)

3. Bobby Petrino

Western Kentucky gives him a second chance ... to fornicate with the help. (unranked)

4. Snow

Suddenly, half the people in the Twin Cities have forgotten how to drive in it. (2)

5. Josh Brent

Too drunk to pull his friend out of a burning car. Allegedly. (unranked)

6. Byron Smith

What's the point of wasting teen intruders if you don't get it all on video? (unranked)

7. Caroline Wozniacki

Brave enough to do her Serena Williams impersonation to her face? Right! (unranked)

8. Arizona Cardinals

Larry Fitzgerald's dad says they quit, not that anyone gives a rip what he thinks. (1)

9. Dog vomit

Can be harmful to humans. Who knew? (unranked)

10. Kevin Correia

The going rate for journeyman pitchers is up to $5 million a year, apparently. (unranked)

Others receiving votes

Scott Pelley's abs, Sporting News, Gerard Depardieu, Michigan unions, Amir Johnson, moose, Brandon Jacobs, Tribune Company, Jennifer Lawrence, "Storage Wars", Big East Conference, Cam Cameron, dog vomit, Jim Lampley, Stephen Jackson, North Korean rockets, Bobby Petrino, Marcus Lattimore, Kevin Clash, John McAfee, fiscal cliff talks, radio pranks, Chris Kluwe, Manny Pacquiao, Chicago Bears, Robert Griffin III, PSY, dead whales, NHL.

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