View Full Version : Tiger trouble=bad vision? DISCLAIMER, MADE-UP

12-11-2009, 12:15 PM
I've got a theory about Tiger's recent problems. He had LASIK a few years ago, and that doesn't always turn out perfect. Maybe he just isn't seeing well. Think about it.

Heading back to the hotel after a round, he wades through a pack of admiring kids wanting autographs, thinks they're weeds or something.

In the lobby he sees a woman with long blond hair waiting for him. He's so happy! His wife came to surprise him after saying that she wouldn't be making this trip! He whisks her to his suite for a few moments of connubial bliss, marveling how it's always so fresh with her, almost like a different woman sometimes. What a lucky guy he is! Of course, he's awfully busy, doesn't have time to stay and talk or anything, that's what room service and spas are for.

How shocked he must be to discover that many times they actually were different women, he just couldn't tell them apart from his wife.

And, of course, driving with poor vision is never a good idea.