Ticked off! @ office jobs

October 28, 2013|Ticked Off!, Diversions

I'm ticked off at the person who altered the check we wrote to you. The bank already paid us back the money you stole, and we have reported you to the police. Give the money back to the bank, or we won't drop the charges. You're looking at a felony, you fool.

I'm ticked off that so many office jobs are now requiring the ability to lift 50 pounds. That's a good way to keep a lot of us out of the work force.

I'm ticked off at the guy in front of me at the grocery store who bought a generous amount of groceries with his food stamp card. Then when informed they could not accept the card for his beer he pulled out his personal credit card and paid for the beer. So let me get this straight, we taxpayers feed you and your family so you can buy beer with your money? It's called welfare fraud. Only in America! Wake up people.

I'm ticked off that coffee shops, which are designed for adults, allow women and men to bring their offspring into these establishments to run around and make noises like the brats they are.

The flip side

Thanks to an anonymous angel for picking up the dinner bill at a seafood restaurant. May good fortune come to you too for your generosity. You are in my nightly prayers.

Thanks to the gentleman who bought my coffee after overhearing it was my 23rd birthday!

Thanks to an unknown gentlemen who left roses for seven ladies eating breakfast at a Kissimmee restaurant. What a nice surprise! It made our day brighter.

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