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RE: RE: My crime of choice

by extremely (Priest)
on Oct 13, 2000 at 05:12 UTC ( #36543=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to RE: My crime of choice
in thread My crime of choice

If you insist on seeing how low you can get a post rated you should have insulted merlyn, complained that vroom cant build a useful website to save his life, mentioned how python and php make it a lot easier, and maybe even offer to re-write CGI to make it more efficient.

Heck, threaten a few people's lives while you are at it. Ask if Larry is an atheist. Bemoan the fact that no one ever helps you here. Sell babies. Change your login to princepawn2 (j/k prince =).

Hey I know, offer to help people here learn Java! I mean really half the time you can't do it any other way (as far as i know).

merlyn all the time yelling Homework, can I be the one to yell troll? =)

$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)

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by jynx (Priest) on Oct 14, 2000 at 04:45 UTC
    i in no way meant to insult anyone.







      Gah, I left out the smilies and just kiddings for ya. I didn't mean to be mean to you, but if you dig around the site a bit you'll find that use strict is the number one pet peeve on here. People who come ask for help and haven't asked perl itself to help em first get short shrift here.

      Your post, in context, isn't that bad but it sure tripped my sarcasm handler (SIGJERK for the unix types). It just set me off.

      OTOH, what you are working on sounds really cool. I've pondered such a thing myself. I can also understand whopping use strict so you can play fast and loose, but I gotta frown on you making it a habit. =)

      Please don't apologize to me tho, I owe you one. Also Java blows goats has nice ring to it... I laughed out loud...

      Remember, without coredumps, they would have called it segblame... I dumped core without sufficient reason, so if you insulted, it's my segfault.

      P.S. sorry for the puns, been a weird week...

      P.P.S. btw, I actually voted you up on the second post... I never voted on the first...

      $you = new YOU;
      honk() if $you->love(perl)

RE: RE: RE: My crime of choice
by Macphisto (Hermit) on Oct 14, 2000 at 06:02 UTC
    <PaperBoyVoice> Babies, we've got babies! Who wants babies? Our warehouse is full of babies, who wan-- oh wait, extremely was being sarcastic... </PaperBoyVoice>

    Everyone has their demons....

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