That high comp 9. Hope you enjoyed, thumb either way. your decision O.C. Edit: Just made That high comp 9

That high comp 9

Hope you enjoyed,
thumb either way. your decision
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Hope you enjoyed,
thumb either way. your decision
Edit: Just made That high comp 9

That high comp 9
Listening to people talk becomes
very strange when you realize they
are just making vibrations in their
throat that produces sound waves
which only carry meaning because
you understand them. That high.
Thought that I came up with the
most brilliant **** when I smoke
but then I bought a tape recorder...
the next day I listened to an hour
of gibberish. That high.
I saw this guy in a mirror at my house
and made fun of his tiny dick for an
hour, then I realized it was myself.
That high
Smoked in the bathroom while mom' s
asleep, when I was done I tried to get
smoke in the air into the toilet sol
could flush it down. That high
Smoked by a bus shelter and
discovered that I' m a lot taller than my
friend, when I asked why she said ''It' s
because you' re standing on that post".
I looked down and saw it, but it
disappeared, when i started freaking
out she asked what was wrong.
Apparently we were silent the whole
time and there was no post. That high
I feel like marshmellows are tiny
clouds bursting slowly in my mouth
and felt bad cause I didn' t want to
hurt them. That high
I killed my friend while high when he
was sitting in his back seat of his car. I
grabbed the football and I threw it into
the back seat of the car with him alone
in it and yelled, GRENADE and threw
the ball and closed the door. He yelled
OH **** and screamed and threw the
ball out of his car. He jumped out on
my side and said, ajust avoided death.
That high
waiting for her to get back from
shopping. I was bored so I lied down on
the couch to watch TV. I looked over
and she was sitting on the other couch
of the room, so I called her over to
come lie with me. We were spooning
on the couch when she walked through
the door. I looked down and I was
spooning the cat. That high
Me and my friend had to get a grinder
at a campsite about 1/ 2 mile behind
there was a house in the woods.
Decided it would be the best idea to
run the whole way in the rain at 11 in
the night nothing but our underwear
to become "one with nature". That
Mistakenly typed "what' s the
difference between ******* and
blunts" into google, I meant joints.
That high
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#82 - enlil (12/08/2011) [-]
i cant breathe
#75 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (12/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #28 - goochmaster (12/08/2011) [-]
Admit it, after the last one you all started blinking really fast
#171 to #28 - ather (12/08/2011) [-]
still am lol. pretty hard to read like that tho
#87 - fatamerican (12/08/2011) [-]
i think if you've ever smoked weed (which i'd say a good portion of people on fj have) you can tell which ones are real, haha.
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User avatar #14 - turboplague (12/08/2011) [-]
Make 7 that high comps and call the 8th one comp 9. That high.
User avatar #188 to #14 - kingwadesky (12/09/2011) [-]
******* profile picture
User avatar #1 - alexbowen (12/08/2011) [-]
Standing in front of a mirror and laughing at my tiny dick sounded like something I would of done when I smoked.
#117 - japanesemonkey (12/08/2011) [-]
**japanesemonkey rolls 10**
**japanesemonkey rolls 10**
User avatar #119 to #117 - thunderkrux (12/08/2011) [-]
That .gif is so ******* hilarious
User avatar #72 - kyliemo (12/08/2011) [-]
i actually tried the strobe light thing XD
#154 - blueblob (12/08/2011) [-]
That's not being high...that's just lacking a chromosome.
#178 - smillinkillah (12/08/2011) [-]
once i was hanging out with a friend that was completely high and had a conversation about how squirrels were actually a menace to forests, since during forest fires they would jump from tree to tree
#94 - amusedrhino (12/08/2011) [-]
A blunt's wrap is made of tobacco. A joint's wrap is made of paper (usually hemp or rice paper)
#126 - crackboots (12/08/2011) [-]
the posts about the bust stop, mirror, dog and cat are either about people smoking Datura(unlikely) or about 12 year old's making up stupid stories to act cool on the internet(very likely).
User avatar #149 to #126 - emrekpelmu (12/08/2011) [-]
OR... they're not lying, they're just making funny "being high" situations that they thought of just for teh lulz (very likely).
#210 to #149 - crackboots (12/09/2011) [-]
"then the post disappeared and i freaked out, my friend asked what was wrong. apparently we didn't say anything at all."
"shouting at my ghost dog for 10 minutes before realizing it was my pillow"
"with a small dick for half an hour before realizing it was my refection in the mirror"
"my girlfriend walked in and i was spooning the cat"

you can tell me anything, but except for deleriants there is no drug on the planet that causes such delusions/hallucinations.
and they're not funny just stupid scenarios about being disconnected with reality/being to stupid to recognize simple items.
#125 - MarshManOriginal (12/08/2011) [-]
He was so high, he couldn't spell Marshmallow correctly.
User avatar #113 - justaperson (12/08/2011) [-]
Is it just me or do the blue ones look like they are sinking into the screen and the green ones look like they are popping out?
User avatar #115 to #113 - tattoovendetta (12/08/2011) [-]
that high
#84 - 2scared2login (12/08/2011) [-]
haha he ment ******* and joints
#81 - repsac (12/08/2011) [-]
#41 - thundagawd (12/08/2011) [-]
Still funny, but this one is nowhere near as good as the first few =/
#156 - 2scared2login (12/08/2011) [-]
Yo, I was reading this **** and I was laughing my *** off until I realized I was in ***** .
#184 - 2scared2login (12/08/2011) [-]
I had to turn down my T.V so i could taste my food. That High.
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