Al Gore Visits the Presidential Bathroom

Al Gore was invited to a high level meeting at the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, Al told his wife, Tipper about the urinal.  "Just think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

Later, when Tipper had lunch with Hillary at a Democratic fund  raiser, she told Hillary how impressed Al had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed.  Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

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