Princess Beatrice's Ex Arrested in Australia (and It Wasn't for Cheating on Her)

The Sultan of Brunei has patched things up with his youngest brother, Prince Jefri Bolkiah. During a feud that lasted more than a decade, the Sultan accused the Prince of misappropriating more than $14 million in state funds while acting as finance minister in Brunei, a small country on the Southeast Asian island of Borneo. Prince Jefri's obscene expenditures included luxury cars, jewelry, estates, and an infamous yacht—the S.S. Tits. Apparently reconciled, the two brothers attended prayer services at a mosque last week.Princess Beatrice’s former beau Paolo Luizzi was arrested on charges that include cocaine possession. Luizzi, who dated the British princess for nearly a year between 2005 and 2006, crashed a $64,000 hired Audi while reportedly attempting to flee Conrad Jupiters Casino without settling his tab. This is not Luizzi's first time in court: in 2002 he was charged with manslaughter over a drunken brawl that left a fellow student dead. In 2007, he admitted he had been frequently unfaithful to the poor princess.

Earlier this week, Britain's Prince Harry faced some healthy skepticism at a charity awards ceremony for WellChild, a foundation that offers support to sick children and their families. One young guest receiving an award for being the bravest child between two and five years old quizzed the Prince, asking, "So you're not William, then?" (referring to Prince William, Harry's brother, of course). The charming prince, who has won over hearts with his warmth and ease, didn't miss a beat. "I'm sorry," he laughed, "you'll have to put up with me."