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19 Laurel, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 10, 2013
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"It's a small world..."

Hello, stranger. I could write a whole hell of a lot for my self-summary, but I think i'll try to keep it as short as possible. I know many people don't enjoy reading these. I'm probably not going to keep it short, now that I think about it. Oh well. It would be kind of you to read this.

First, i'm pretty independent. I like being alone most of the time. I do have a few friends but we hardly talk anymore, or hang out, and i'm content with that. That isn't to say I don't enjoy relationships/companionship. It's nice, and I really enjoy being close and committed to someone. At least, someone who knows that sometimes I need my space. Sure, I do get lonely, but that's when I pick up a book or start on a new chapter of the book that I myself am writing. It's easy to forget your loneliness when you're focused on an entirely new world.

I also enjoy trivia. Maybe not trivia so much as really weird, really random facts. I'll often start rambling about something completely unrelated to a conversation because I read it on the internet the day before and found it remarkably interesting. I do interrupt a lot, which is a big flaw. It's generally for non-important reasons, stated above. You know, spouting random things that just happened to pop into my head.

I'm straightforward, and honesty is my biggest downfall. (Insert internet joke here). But seriously. I speak my mind a lot, and sometimes more often then I should. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so nothing is a secret with me. I also have a sharp tongue, but don't worry about its sting unless you disrespect me. I'm undoubtedly kind until someone gives me a reason not to be kind to them.

(I have a thing for beards and tattoos and bigger guys. I have a thing for the difference between you're and your, bored and board, u and you. I have a thing for snuggly beds, midnight talks, wandering bike rides and wayward walks. I have a thing for stars and the sky and driving around singing at the top of my lungs. You're cool if you're into those things as well.)

I will also try to kick your ass at Mario Kart. Do not underestimate me.

"...after all."
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, i'm trying to just get my shit together. You know how it is. I need to get a job (Because people are telling me "They no longer give out applications" and it's kind of pissing me off), and finally get my GED so I can apply to a community college. I'm really focused on real life right now and finding my place in (Or out) this wonky society.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at pulling funny faces, if I do say so myself. I look really bizarre, and somewhat unattractive when I make them, but what are you gonna do? I mean, it's fun. Oh well! I make a pretty mean Chicken Taco as well. I love cooking but I can't really eat half of the things I cook. Though, I CAN eat chicken tacos. Thank the heavens. I'm a huge bookworm too, so i'm awesome at reading. I'm bad at reading out loud because sometimes I annoy myself with my own voice. Surprise surprise!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe my hair? It could also be my eyes. My hair is usually an unnatural color, like firetruck red or a teal color. Those are my colors of choice. Right now, it's sort of a faded red. I used the wrong hair dye, damn it! My eyes are bright and green, so that's something. I wear nice eye makeup to make them stand out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Going Bovine, Ready Player One (Which accounts for my username), The God Delusion, Shadow Children series, Harry Potter, The Dark Hills Divide, Warriors, Last night I sang to the Monster, Neil Gaiman, Vonnegut, Shakespeare, Lewis Carroll, Search for Wondla, Stephen King

Movies: Any Disney movie, Horror, Gore, Paranormal, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, Ink, Mary and Max, all Harry Potter movies, and all Pokemon movies

Shows: Futurama, Pokemon, Dharma & Greg, Psych, Doctor Who, Friends, Adventure Time.

Music: Pretty much anything, except for those "rap" songs (I'm a little musically challenged, if i'm being honest, and i'm not sure if the songs i'm referring to qualify as "Rap"). Alternative, Indie, Classic rock are my favorites. I seriously dig folk metal too.

Food: Any kind of meat (Steak, Hamburgers, Chicken). Fish is pretty awesome too. You can never go wrong with cheesy-mac.
The six things I could never do without
My music.
My family, because those bitches rock.
My feet. I kinda need them if I have any adventuring to do.
The smell of the ocean at six in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I make up random lives for people I see in real life, or meet online. If I ever get to know them, its fun to see how right I was (Or how wrong.)
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either hanging out with my family, or reading. Sometimes i'll be on my WoW trial account because my broke ass can't afford a subscription, but hey, that doesn't mean I can't still have fun, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It wouldn't be so private if I just went and blurted it out there, now would it?

I probably can't have kids. I guess that's kinda private? Oh well.

Oh, and theres a kind of embarrassing song that I really enjoy and would probably want to be played at my wedding or something. Here it is:
You should message me if
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Are you awesome? Dare to challenge me at Mario Kart? In fact, you should just message me anyway. I'm pretty interesting. But please, be kind and respectful and I will be the same towards you. And it's a huge plus if we can have a chat about books.

You should also message me if you're down for driving around in the dead of night singing along to classic rock.

If you read this entire story, kudos to you. You're cool.

Also, just a little side note here. I'm a HUGE 80's pop culture nerd.

(If you are going to claim I am fake, or tell me it looks like my profile was written by a man, please fuck yourself with a stick.)