Hugh Jackman comforts Anne Hathaway after she has lost her undergarments in a scene from &quot;Les Miserables.&quot; (AP Photo/Universal Pictures, Laurie
Hugh Jackman comforts Anne Hathaway after she has lost her undergarments in a scene from "Les Miserables." (AP Photo/Universal Pictures, Laurie Sparham)


1. Anne Hathaway

Does a pretty "Les Miserables" job of covering up her privates. (previous ranking: unranked)

2. David Kahn & Glen Taylor

The basketball wizards who brought you dynasty-building lottery picks like Jonny Flynn, Wes Johnson and Derrick Williams. (1)

3. 12-12-12

If you spent even a moment thinking about this "once-in-a-lifetime" event, you have WAY too much time on your hands. (unranked)

4. Los Angeles Lakers

If you lost to the 4-17 Cleveland Cadavers, you'd be cursing, too. (unranked)

5. Bountygate

It's a bit embarrassing when the old boss has to clean up the new boss' mess. (2)

6. Lindsay Lohan

Eight months in prison could severely cut her access to drugs, alcohol and clownish movie roles. (unranked)

7. North Korea

In a stunning upset, their latest test rocket makes it into the sky. (unranked)

8. Tommy Tuberville

Never lets a recruiting dinner get in the way of the next big job. (unranked)

9. Bobby Petrino

Lucky to land on his feet at Western Kentucky, where he'll eventually land on top of an intern. (3)

10. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Rush? Really? (unranked)

Others receiving votes

Rashard Mendenhall, Jimmy Carter, Syria, Chris Kluwe, Braylon Edwards, Scott Pelley's abs, Sporting News, Gerard Depardieu, Michigan unions, Amir Johnson, moose, Brandon Jacobs, Tribune Company, Jennifer Lawrence, "Storage Wars", Big East Conference, Cam Cameron, Kevin Clash, John McAfee, fiscal cliff talks, PSY, NHL, snow, Josh Brent, Byron Smith, Caroline Wozniacki, Arizona Cardinals, dog vomit, Kevin Correia.

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