Labyrinth Quotes
      Sara: "You don't by any chance, know the way through this Labyrinth, do you?"

      Little Blue Worm: "Who me? No, I'm just a worm!"
        Come inside and meet the miss
        -Little Blue Worm
          Sarah:Someone has been changing my marks...What a horrible place this. It's not fair!
          Red Guard(bottom):That's right. It's not fair.
          (both guards laughing)
          Red Guard(bottom):But that's only half of it.
          Sarah:Thi's was a dead end a minute ago.
          Blue Guard(bottom):No,that's the dead end behind you.
          (both laughing)
          Sarah:It keeps changing What am I supposed to do?
          Red Guard(bottom):Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
          Blue Guard(bottom):One of them leads to the castle at the center of the labyrinth. And the other one leads to...
          Blue Guard(top):Boom-Boom-Ba-Boom...
          Blue Guard(bottom):certain death.
          (all guards): ooooooo
          Sarah:Which one is which?
          Red Guard(bottom):Uh, we can't tell you.
          Sarah:Why not?
          (red,blue bottom guard mutter)
          Red Guard(bottom):We don't know.
          Blue Guard(bottom):(looks up)But they do.
          Sarah:Oh, then i'll ask them.
          Red Guard(top:No,you can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.)(blue guard agreeing)
          Blue Guard(top):It's in the rules, and I should warn you... one of us always tells the truth... and one of us alwyas lies. That's a rule to... He alwyas lies.
          Red Guard(top):I do not I tell the truth.
          Blue Guard(top):oh, what a lie.
          (blue guard bottom laughing)
          Red Guard(top):He'e the lier.
          (all laughing)
          Sarah:All right. Answer yes or no.. Would he tell me that this door leads to the castle?
          (red guards discussing answer)
          Red Guard(top):Yes.
          Sarah:Then the other door leads to the casle and this door leads to certain death
          All Guards:Ooh
          Red Guard(top):How do you know? He could be telling the truth.
          Sarah:But then you wouldn't be. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer is no.
          Red Guard(top):But I could be telling the truth.
          Sarah:But then he would be lying. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer would still be no.
          Red Guard(top): Wait a minute.. Is that right?
          Blue Guard(top):I don't know. I've never understood it.
          (all guards laughing)
          Sarah:No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before. I think I'm getting smarter. This is a piece of cake.(screams as she falls into the hepling hands)
            Sarah: Give me the child.
            Jareth: Sarah beware. I have been generous up till now. I can be cruel.
            Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
            Jareth: Everything! Everything you have wanted I have done. You asked the child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
            - Sarah and Jareth
              DIDYMUS:you forget my acred vow my lady..I cannot let you pass.
              DIDYMUS:I must defend my oath to the death.SARAH:Let's handle this logically.what exactly have you sworn.DIDYMUS:I have sworn on my lifeblood. noone shall pass without my permission.Sarah well we have your permission? Didymus:

                Sarah : do you know the way to the castle?
                LUDO: Hmm. ah.... uhhh...No.
                  Sarah: oh i never can remember that line.
                  Sarah: "you have no power over me."
                    Jareth: And, Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
                    Hoggle: Y... you will?
                    Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! (laughs)
                      Slap that baby. Make him free!
                        Sarah: Lancolot! Someone has been in my room again, I hate that I hate it!
                          You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe of voodoo. Who do? You remind me of the babe.
                            Smack the baby...make him pee
                              You're no match for me Sarah!
                                The orange goblins and Sara:
                                Goblins: "Hey, her head don't come off!!" Sara: "Of course it doesn't!" Other Goblin: Where you going with a head like that?!
                                -The orange goblins and Sara
                                  Bird Hat:
                                  Please, a little contribution in a little box... well, there go a couple of suckers
                                  -Bird Hat
                                    sara and huggle:
                                    Huggle: Why did you say that back there, about me being your friend? Sara: Because you are. You may not be much of a friend, but you're all I've got
                                    -sara and huggle
                                      someones been changeing my markers! what a horrable place this is!
                                        sarah and the hands:
                                        hands: "she chose down....she chose down...oooo!"
                                        sarah: "was that wrong?"
                                        hands: "too late now!"
                                        -sarah and the hands
                                            ludo..smell bad