Monday Morning Bonus Advice

Let's kick off your week with some $900 pants from one of the most celebrated fashion houses in history because you probably spent your Independence Day weekend face down in some American flag Bud Heavies and burgers while rocking terrible shorts and flip flops and drunkenly Instagramming shitty fireworks. The point is, these silk-paneled cargos from Alexander McQueen are decidedly the jump off for your pre-fall alphets. You can definitely rock them in the next couple of months with some slip-on Vans and a white T-shirt for that non-chalant "Who me? Nah I don't care about fashion" fashion look that most girls appreciate. In general, not really caring about anything ever is pretty much the time-tested method for winning any girl's heart, but that's just some bonus advice for your Monday morning.