A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all


unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
by Capn' Bonbon May 01, 2007
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pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it.
ninja: i will find you.....
pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-
by LeBryce The Red August 01, 2005
by Levi Light September 22, 2005
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.
by Names_M October 09, 2005
by Charlotte January 01, 2004
The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.
"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"
by Capt. Blubberbeard May 27, 2005
1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
by Myc August 18, 2005
1. Always land on their feet
3. have dice
4. have guns
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
10. wear red on thursdays
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
18. start all the major fashion trends
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
by Marsha/Betty October 13, 2006

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