Would You Become An English Bobby For An Escort Cosworth RS Police Car

The car I would most like to own, in the entire world, is probably a Ford Escort RS Cosworth similar to the one pictured here (which I assume is a Cosworth because of the double-wing) in the service of the police.


Driving a very-much-not-RS American Escort as a young person I pretended my little, underpowered 'scort was the British variety. I even named it "Innes" after driver Innes Ireland.


So would I become an English police officer if I got to drive around in this monster? Yes. I would be just like Keen Eddie minus the charm, muscles, and crazy flatmate. Would you?