There is no better way to stick it to the man than by opening a bottle of wine with the Screwed by Wall Street Corkscrews. These new corkscrews reflect the feelings of many people who have seen their stock portfolio, pensions and bank accounts take a steep plunge straight into the gutter. However, there is no need to worry because even though you may have lost your 401K and your life savings are gone, you still have wine.

The cleverly designed corkscrews read 'Screwed by Wall St' on the front side of the handle. The only thing left to do now is take these punny corkscrews and occupy wineries instead of Wall Street.