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27 Union City, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm from Vallejo originally, but all that I've retained from that is a secret love of hyphy music. Currently living in Union City, and doing some QA work for a couple different start-ups. It's fun, but it eats up a lot of my time.

I really love to make things out of metal, especially things that have a purpose. Mostly I've only done metal casting, but I would very much like to learn to weld.

I've had a very weird assortment of jobs in the past, ask me about it if you want to know more.

I'm really bad at sleeping normal, consistent hours.

I love to argue for it's own sake, I'm learning the ukulele, I have some tattoos, my only mode of transportation is a motorcycle, I love board-games, and I probably read too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm learning to be an adult, and sometimes fighting peter-pan syndrome...

I work quite a lot at the moment and when I'm not working, I can usually be found with friends or family, or with my head in a book.

I've been losing weight recently as well, 100 pounds so far, 100 more to lose, but I'm feeling the results already.
I’m really good at
Losing things, reading, listening, making origami swans, holding my breath, traveling through time at a rate of 1 second to 1 second, cooking, singing, and metal casting.

Probably some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My large stature, my tattoos, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fantasy and Scifi mostly, new stuff like Name of the Wind, and The Warded Man. The Otherland series, old stuff like the Ender's Game books and Hitchhiker's guide. Anything by Neil Gaiman. I read a lot, so it's hard to think through them all, but Palahniuk is also a big favorite. I also love House of leaves, Battle Royale, and Goosebumps you choose your scare books (fuck yeah).

Movies: I like the cartoons of my childhood like Rockadoodle, Ferngully, Little Nemo, and The Brave Little Toaster. Hillariously 80's fantasy like The Labyrinth and Legend. It varies greatly. Everything from Snatch to Dragonheart. Boondock Saints to The Postman. Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pixar Movies, Garden State.

Music: Is it cliche to say that there's too much to fit here? Is it cliche to ask if something is cliche? I had to look up the spelling of cliche on google... anyway I like Deathcab for Cutie, The Arcade Fire, Cloud Cult, Radiohead, Sufjan Stephens, Elliot Smith, The Decemberists, The Magnetic Fields, Pedro the Lion, Matt Costa, David Bowie, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Postal Service, Mr. Bungle, The Shins, Tenacious D, Empire of the Sun

Food: Indian , Sushi , Mexican]] , [Ethiopian .

Shows: Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Pirates of Darkwater, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Lost, New Girl
The six things I could never do without
Steel-toed boots,
a lighter,
a knife.
At some point this turned into a deserted island scenario on me...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My sometimes overwhelming need for a big change. How absurdly large the universe is and the possible implications of that. How crazy it is that trees turn water, air, and light into so much dense mass. Whether or not anyone actually likes marzipan. You know, deep stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, watching a movie, playing a board-game, or having a drink, often all of those things at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have the most unoriginal okcupid profile name ever. I am aware of this. Give me a chance to make up for it with my dashing good looks and razor sharp wit.
You should message me if
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If you're a fan of beards, tattoos, books, banter, and men who won't be blown away at the first stiff breeze.

Bonus points if you know the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.