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29 / M / Straight / Single

Endicott, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I've an extremely dry, self-deprecating sense of humor and speak with a mixture of erudition and typical brooklyn slang.
smart, cultured guy from the ghetto (sunset park brooklyn,) best way to explain myself.
if that's not enough for you I'm observant, funny, cute and willing to give you the coat off my back if needed. yeah, I'm polite and courteous too. rather considerate also.
What I’m doing with my life
ex-freelance IT guy(IT mercenary if you will.) I have a steady job at a call center, since freelance PC work isn't exactly dependable. I'm also acclimating to living alone without roommates. saving up to go for a mechanical engineering or electrical engineering degree.
I’m really good at
creating stuff (writing, illustrating, design) being cryptic, witty comebacks, and knowing the answer to your question no matter how obscure. I'm a great cook, I'm really good at fixing stuff, which explains the interest in engineering. I'm really good at making others feel comfortable and safe, and making people laugh. what I'm not really good at is picking up on flirting, I'm terrible at it. I mean I am really good at noticing when someone is upset or distressed. but yeah subtle doesn't work on me in terms of positive emotions.
The first things people usually notice about me
as per one of my exes "awesome hair, great eyes and a look of vague determination." I'm a big dude, not gunna lie, there is a gut involved but I'm working on it. it's also less "amorphous blob made of booze and hot pockets" and more "he looks like he used to play football" big. which I didn't, I boxed and fenced instead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the dresden files, snow crash, all tomorrow's parties, john dies at the end; which is also my favorite movie. old detective novels and gothic lit (frankenstein was epic as is anything by poe).
I'm also a comic book fan, My faves being daredevil (when he is written well), brubaker's run on captain america and the scott pilgrim series and barry windsor-smith's weapon x.

movies: L.A. confidential, serenity, John dies at the end, scott pilgrim vs the world, bunraku, the departed, marvel studios' the avengers and all related movies, from dusk til dawn, desparado, mallrats, the dark knight trilogy, brick, the golden child, big trouble in little china, the die hards, the evil dead trilogy, star wars, le pacte de loups, suicide kings, the princess bride and a bunch of others I can't remember at the moment.

adding TV shows to the list, here goes: supernatural, how I met your mother, Titus, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, arrested development (just like everyone else on this site...wooooo, yay uniqueness), stark raving mad, the norm show, anything by joss whedon, the daily show, 90's SNL, scrubs, burn notice, and the occasional britcom.

favorite bands: ozma, the replacements, joy division, new order, alkaline trio, alice in chains, iron maiden, the clash, the misfits, descendants, television, my bloody valentine, the psychedelic furs, echo and the bunnymen, the bouncing souls, rata blanca, the acadamy is..., pre-"nimrod" green day, thursday, northstar, any band including anthony green (circa survive, the sound of animals fighting etc.), glassjaw, dream theater, rammstein, the buzzcocks, the who, led zeppelin, asobi seksu, death from above 1979, the foo fighters, the yeah yeah yeahs, the format, megadeth, pretty much anything on the supernatural soundtrack and a bunch of other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
mostly things that would make you scream "NERD!" but aside from that? how to live up to my potential, why people dress poodles up like people, ancient history, mainly badassery and how to attain it. y'know the important stuff.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe in corny things like love, and if we all just tried to help each other instead of helping ourselves we could make this world perfect. but I'll deny that fact to the day I die. Oh, I WILL pretend this portion of my profile doesn't exist. just WATCH me.
last D&D game I played I made a monk with gloves that chimed like bells. the chimes made the enemy easier to hit by my allies, but also let my character play misfits and morrissey songs when he was bored. I feel this probably says more of my personality than my entire profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
the spirit moves you I guess? I honestly doubt messaging me will work out badly for you. if you read all this you might as well. a simple "hi" will suffice.