Joke of the day

Joke of the day

Every man needs a go-to joke.

Joke N° 5578
Intelligent Design?
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5579
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease." -Bill Maher
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5580
Spring Forward
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead." -Garry Shandling
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5581
It's Been A While
"I don't understand why some guys get self-conscious when they buy condoms. I don't get embarrassed when I buy condoms; I get embarrassed when I throw them out after they expire." -Jack Archey
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5582
Double Standard
"There's a double standard, even today. A man can sleep around and sleep around, and nobody asks any questions. A woman, you make nineteen or twenty mistakes, right away you're a tramp." -Joan Rivers
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5583
Hard Life
"The problem with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job." -Slappy White
Ryan Murphy
Joke N° 5584
Ryan Murphy

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