Huey, Dewey, and Louie

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The three faces TOO evil to be used in link: the faces of evil.

~ Huey on abusing women
~ Dewey on raping women
~ Louie on world domination
“I taught`em well”
~ Scrooge on his nephews
“I am free! IM F**KING FREE!”
~ Donald on his nephews deaths

Huey(1990-2009),Dewey(1990-2007), and Louie (1990-2006) were duck triplets from hell and the great grand nephews of Scrooge McDuck.

edit Purpose


one of Huey,Dewey and Louie's demented games

Huey,Dewey and Louie were born in hell and were Donald's eternal punishment for being an ass. They had the task of driving their "uncle" to bat fuck insanity, death, or both. They filled their purpose quite well as Donald was brinking bat fuck insanity when they died. They would often play games like "roast the duck" "unca scrooge said you could take as much as you want from the money bin unca donald" and the infamous "COOK US SOME DAMN DINNER YOU FAG!!!!" all these "games" often led to death.

edit DuckTales

This was a cartoon that showed H, D and L's time in their nazi uncle's army when he was fighting the patriotic Flintheart Glomgold.

edit Teen Years


They changed A LOT during their teen years

During H,D, and L's teen years their minds were corrupted and they stopped the "games" and started trying to just kill Donald the same way sega has been killing sonic. They each developed their own personalities at last. Huey was a asshole who abused women, Dewey was a Drunken missile coordinator for the U.S, and Louie was an America hating terrorist that got launch pad to crash into the twin towers, he also tanned. Their adventures during this time can be found in the horror series Quack Pack which was banned from being aired on chiller after being found to be to god damn scary.

edit Failure and killing sprees

Huey, Duey, and Louie one day realized thier hellish bloodchilling career was over and so went thier seperate ways...NOT! They decided to make disney pay for not helping them become famous. They comitted a series of grotesque murders known as:the texas chainsaw massacre, the korean war, and the war of the worlds. eventually they were hunted and fed to the megaLOLcat unfortunately, they were able to escape through dark sexual sick things that begs for no explanation and continued thier dark lives.

edit Deaths

First off, for you nincombots that think that if one dies they all die you are wrong. Huey died when he tried to lure a woman in who was a mass murder wanted in 55 states. Dewey died from taking the bullet for Scrooge (who wound up being shot by Flintheart soon after). Louie was killed when he was found while in hiding in Iraq and was publicaly hung. Their bodys are currently burried between Scrooge and Laundpads as Scrooge didnt want to be next to him. The Devil has confirmed that they will be back as soon as he works out the bugs.

edit Facts

  • Huey Succesfully killed 201 women before death (later, police actually discovered ten more bodies)
  • Dewey Succesfully raped 201 women before death (After his death, several more women came forward putting his total at 245)
  • Louie took over half the world before death
  • Louie was also L from Deathnote
  • They also were Envy, Greed and Lust from FullMetal Alchemist
  • They are actualy quadruplets, the one missing is Chewbacca/Chewy
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