What happens when you combine a video camera, a case of Jolt, and an over-zealous love for Microsoft's Zune? Well, if you're the auteurs / podcasters / rappers called Team Fremont, you make a Halo Zune rap video that has permanently damaged the collective eyes of Engadget. Due to the million watt terror you've unleashed, our intern will probably never be able to have children -- thanks a lot, guys. See the terrifying work for yourself after the break.

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Zune puppet rap video irreversibly damages brain cells