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Lindsay Lohan's fashion line is here!

Of all the phoned-in celebrity product ranges - Kylie bedlinen? REALLY?? - Lost in Showbiz has always had the softest spot for Lindsay Lohan's range of designer leggings. Though obviously, we never believed they actually existed - more that they were a kind of urban lycra myth.

First of all, there were reputed to be only three actual legging designs, which wouldn't be a range so much as some items Lindsay left at the dry-cleaners.

Second and most importantly, though, the rumour that one pair had kneepads attached to them seemed to indicate this could only be a joke - some uncharitable comment on the stuff a starlet has to do to get ahead.

It turns out we were totally wrong. Lindsay Lohan's leggings range is real, and it's coming to get you. And lest you thought for a minute that the kneepads were some kind of style statement - or just the adorable customising decision of one of life's true innocents - Lindsay has named that pair the "Mr President leggings". You can see them here, along with something called "leopard ankle gloves", which appear to have been designed solely to test the idiocy of the American consumer. Do enjoy.

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