Donald Trump Buys Winery and Presidential Airs at OnceS

Because putting his name on Trump Tea, Trump Steaks, Trump Ties, Trump Water, Trump Vodka, Trump Towers, and possibly Trump/Hasselbeck 2012 election posters wasn't enough, Donald Trump just acquired a Virginia vineyard so he can make Trump Wine.

The vineyard is near Charlottesville, Virginia, and right by Monticello, the estate where Thomas Jefferson lived. If Trump bought property by him, that practically makes him the president, too. God, he's creeping closer to Washington by the second!

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