Not everyone can say they met their new girlfriend while being detained for impersonating a superhero.

Hell, not everyone can say they have a superpower.

But Sam Meeko can, and this is the story about how he discovered his strange power (hint: through police brutality), the people he met immediately after (hint: three beautiful women), and the kick ass team they formed once they realized there was a vampire outbreak descending upon their city. When the cops don’t know what the hell is going on, and the real Centralian superhero teams can’t be bothered, saving the day falls to this ragtag bunch of half-powered superhero hopefuls.

Assuming, of course, that they can get their acts together.