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1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.


3. While looking at your book, turn so you�re facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"


5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You�re one of THEM!"


7. Read your book. Upside down.


9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.



12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced d�j� vu and amnesia at the same time?"


14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (�) and I'm really glad to meet you."










24. Spell every single word as you read it.


26. Act like you�re picking your nose. And eating it.

27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.

28. Sneeze a lot.

29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.


31. Stand up, and continue reading.

32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn�t do it.



35. Ask them, �Got milk?�


37. Fall out of your seat, then say, �I meant to do that.� Then do it again. And again.



40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you�re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.


42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.

43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.

44. Put down your book, then say, �Hey, ya wanna trade?�

45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, �IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT�S NOT MY FAULT!! IT�S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT�S BECAUSE I DIDN�T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!�

46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, �I know what you did last summer.�


48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you�re out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.

49. Start singing �This is the song that never ends. . .�


51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, �I took singing lessons!�

52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, �Hey! How ya doin�? That�s great, me too.�

53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!

54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, �I have mail!!�

55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, �I measure sock by thickness!�


57. State proudly that you have been to the �other� side. Give no explanation.


59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, �What do you mean?�

60. Say, �It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird.� When they ask, �What?� say, �Ohh, sorry. I�m back now.�

61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, �Never mind.�

62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, �BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . .�

63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, �Your just jealous �cause the voices are talking to ME!!!�

64. Say, �Who�s Freddie?� Then act like you didn�t say anything.

65. Say, �Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!�

66. Introduce your self by saying, �Hi! I�d like a hamburger, and a green South America please.� When they ask what your problem is, say, �Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I�m sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!� and run off.

67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, �Come out, come out. I know you�re in there!� When they ask what you�re doing, say, �I�m calling the book genie out!�

68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, �Will you sign my autograph?!?� Make sure you say MY.

69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you�re doing, say happily, �I�m roosting!�

70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you�re doing, say, �I�m counting my brain cells!�

71. Stick a �kick me� sing on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.

72. Repeat every thing they say to you.

73. Ask them, �Have you ever had an orange juice bath?� When they look at you strangely, say, �What?�

74. Look up suddenly and yell, �Ohh no!� When they ask you what happened, say, �Nothing.� Then do it again.

75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, �Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!�

76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, �Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!

77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.

78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.

79. Say to him/her, �You have the right to remain silent!�

80. Pat your stomach and say, �Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well.�

81. Get a child�s book like �Green Eggs and Ham� and complain that there is no glossary.

82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, �Wow! Did you know that �affirmative� and �yes� mean the same thing?�

83. Say, �Omph!� like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, �What? How�d this stain get here?� while motioning to the ketchup.

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