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From the WTF department....

What happens when you combine Flipper + Rambo and add in a healthy dose of natural disaster?


Has anyone else noticed how we never hear good news after the military decides to monkey around with some animal so as to make it more dangerous? I mean, ok fine, it's clear the powers that be don't watch the news (see stupid quote #20 here), but come on guys, watch a little sci-fi once in a while so you can anticipate these problems. Otherwise, next thing you know Dubbya is going to be going on about "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" ;)


Ok, the whole time I'm reading this I'm thinking Austin Powers... Then you go ahead and end it with that line!!!

I can just see Dicky Chaney trying to sit around the table and talk about sharks with laser beams....

HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE ARMED DOLPHINS??? What did they do, take a HOSTAGE? Demand more fish?
Well, maybe these were armed NINJA STEALTH dolphins who could scale the fences of their enclosure in order to escape ;)