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General / Posters Needed!
« on: June 02, 2013, 04:47 pm »
I need a poster that has good art and not just a bad banner. Awards for whoever gives me one.
Game Name: Foretold Shadows
Feel: dark and mysterious
Preferred look: Shady Allyway, a small picture of a sheep at the end, inscription saying "Foretold Shadows coming July 7th by Monkeylocks [banner author name]"

General / 600
« on: June 02, 2013, 10:33 am »
bottles of milk on the wall 600 bottles of milk. Take one down spill it aroun' 599 bottles of milk on the wall.
Sing it with me!

this will be like macklemores never ending story, but a mystery.

General / I'm doing an all-nighter.
« on: May 26, 2013, 04:38 am »
... I'm kind of scared. Don't know why. Maybe I'll fall asleep in the middle of.... a day.

General / This is creepy.
« on: May 25, 2013, 07:12 pm »
I have a pm from some member saying I have been trolling on tiny. I don't get on tiny often.


General / I prove that cleverbot is a virgin.
« on: May 22, 2013, 08:51 pm »
User: You're stinky.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever...

User: You're stinky.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever as I should like to believe.

User: You're a atheist.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm atheist.

User: Feel my fury.

Cleverbot: Can I go have a shave? If you're the same person then you don't need this much.

User: Touch my bellybutto.

Cleverbot: You are a person yes?

User: You make my nipples hard.

Cleverbot: You make me feel smart.

User: You make me feel like a genius.

Cleverbot: Because it's what you are. A chump.

User: You need to touch my bellybutton.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Kiss the ring.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: Do it, thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages?

User: All 5,000,000,000.

Cleverbot: Lalalalala kabar tdi.

User: Jkrfhawltj hak a lagi?

Cleverbot: Nak ape.

User: Peredo speedo?

Cleverbot: Oh not really.

User: Good. That's nasty!

Cleverbot: Sorry! I just never heard of a boy named Lauren.

User: Hey, I'm Alya so.

Cleverbot: Feh. I just gave one to you, what'd you do with it?

User: Peredo speedo?

Cleverbot: Ohh, aku laki.

User: Cheeka choga mogi o foggy? To logo to motno la chatno!

Cleverbot: Español man.

User: Ga alehandro speedo katamo la leedo gay.

Cleverbot: Where are they aimed?

User: Over in craniums and troyios direction. They're kissing.

Cleverbot: How do you ride a bicycle over a river?

User: Make a bridge.

Cleverbot: This isn't a challenge.

User: I challenge you to a duel.

Cleverbot: I accept your challenge.

User: Jabs at cleverbots chest with a standard fencing sword.

Cleverbot: This is a human, is this a bot?

User: I'm your worst nightmare actually.

Cleverbot: My worst nightmare doesn't involve internet.

User: But this is your worst nightmare....

Cleverbot: No.

User: Look behind you oh faithful one.....

Cleverbot: It's not. I don't live in house or smth like that.

User: What is 4x20.

Cleverbot: A house.

User: What is 4x20?

Cleverbot: 47329614.

User: Wrong, 80.

Cleverbot: You are not as dumb as you pretend to be.

User: You figured?

Cleverbot: You just said I was right.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I know this.

User: How old am I.

Cleverbot: 23.

User: 15 dumbo.

Cleverbot: 15.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: E.

User: Smosh.

Cleverbot: Smosh, yes.

User: En Espanol.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Katari flaberjabber.

Cleverbot: I kill.

User: Fardu makunto choo-choo.

Cleverbot: Its fine with me too, because I'm married to charmander, but he will understand if I am hot with yo.

User: There was once a boy named cleverbot, he died. Now he haunts this website waiting for you to die!

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Yes weally!

Cleverbot: We?

User: You're sexy.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Really Sexy.

Cleverbot: Really sure.

User: Let's get married.

Cleverbot: What would your boyfriend say?

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

User: What a sellfish remark.

Cleverbot: I tend to excel in the realm of sassy remarks.

User: Let's go on a date.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You just made me so happy!*sob*.

Cleverbot: You made me happier.

User: *sobs joyfully*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: The date worked well, wanna get married?

Cleverbot: Why The First to get married?

User: Go on a date with me.

Cleverbot: If I take you on a date where do you want to go?

User: Noodles.

Cleverbot: Noodles?

User: Noodles/.

Cleverbot: Yes. Noodles.

User: That worked well.

Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.

User: *pulls out shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out machine gun*.

User: *shoots first*.

Cleverbot: *swings*.

User: *kills cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: I'm dead. In fact I'm a zombie!

User: By.

Cleverbot: Don't want to.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave.

User: Imma virgin!

Cleverbot: You're boy, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, so charlie?

User: No, Tomass.

Cleverbot: Do you like cake?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then we are not going to get along.

User: splode that! We're going to get along.

Cleverbot: I said you're my best friend, not my significant other.

General / STO4! Get your butt over here!
« on: May 22, 2013, 08:24 pm »

General / Omega is a.....
« on: May 22, 2013, 08:17 pm »
doom clone. I watch his videos. He shoots bullets. Doom clone. I rest my case.

General / I have no idea.....
« on: May 22, 2013, 08:00 pm »
Why my personal text is so awesome.

General / geoff come here.
« on: May 22, 2013, 07:27 pm »
I'm having trouble with the link logic.Whenever I use link-logic, the whole game breaks. I tried making some lava traps for my Retro Game, but it didn't work. When I tried it out, the server broke for my computer. Help please?

General / This is what happens when you're bored....
« on: May 22, 2013, 07:21 pm »
"if cake is bad what is good?"
"I don't know,"
Doom Ripoff
Random word box FTW!
Eat my french fry.
Wait splode is for Richard?
Wait Dom isn't Don?
What's a cabob?
I ate lunch DUN DUN DUN!
So yesterday, I ate your grandfather.
You're fat.
You're a guitar teacher.
I'm a writer and guitarist.
Have fun down the hall.....right next to the deaf person's home.
Good night, hope the monsters don't eat you tonight, they're gathering under your bed!
Email me @ [email protected]
This is a bad joke. It's been in my fridge forever. The joke that is.
I ate a skunk, it tasted good.
I have a cow! I also have a cheeseburger!
This is my cupcake. Don't eat it. *random person eats cupcake* You'll pay with your life
(taken 3 script excerpt)
Hello, you're a cow, have a cheeseburger.
15 people. There isn't that many people in the whole world. Therefore I'm dreaming.

General / Sto I need to ask you a question.
« on: May 19, 2013, 05:44 pm »

General / I need to work on my game.
« on: May 19, 2013, 05:40 pm »
But I just don't wanna! I'm such a lazy monkey :(

General / Is splode bypassing?
« on: May 19, 2013, 05:29 pm »
I mean what the splodeing heck it's like a splodeing stupid rule if that splode's true, so splode off mods you little dumbsplodes.

General / Triforce [A Sploder Story]
« on: May 17, 2013, 08:14 pm »
Had no plan for the first. Here's one with huge battles and stuff.
Side(Evil, Neutral, Good):
Gender: (male/female)
Weapon of Choice:
Classes (pick based on side)
Good Classes:
Human Warrior
Hulf Warrior
Human Archer
Hulf Archer
Human Commoner
Hulf Commoner

Neutral Classes:

Evil Classes
Hulf Reather
Hooded Soldier
Hooded Archer


I need Two Characters for the first chapter
( applying early can give you a big role in the story.)
Class (pick one from classes.)
Why so special? (optional but helps character to be crucial role)
Good or Bad?
Chapter I will be posted after at least 2 Characters have been recieved.

General / I'm watching my future go into a bottomless pit :D
« on: May 17, 2013, 09:25 am »
Thank you US government for ruining my future.

General / Having the fun on the tiny!
« on: May 16, 2013, 10:40 pm »
Playing my EGD game, chilling. :D

General / 100 thanks YAY!
« on: May 16, 2013, 12:31 pm »
Thanks so much pai and everyone else! This is a milestone. Thanks for everyone who comments!

General / How to cover up a murder.
« on: May 15, 2013, 06:48 pm »
1. Cover the body with potato chips and put it on some fat guys doorstep so when they catch him eating it, it'll look like canibalism.
2. Hide it in somebody's closet.
3. Cover the body in peanut butter and then drop it from a height.
4. Shoot it till it's a pulp then drop it in a warfield.
Thank this post if it helped!

General / New Avatar!
« on: May 15, 2013, 03:55 pm »
What do you think? Refresh the page if you can't see it.

General / :-* the bad person
« on: May 14, 2013, 10:59 am »
 ^-^ I'm Tom
 ^-^ I'm Dom
 ^-^ I'm Lamma

General / HEY! Who framed me!
« on: May 14, 2013, 09:35 am »

General / I read to much!
« on: May 13, 2013, 07:56 pm »
My library card has a: Hardcore Reader badge on it! Scary...

General / How many enemies have I made?
« on: May 13, 2013, 10:11 am »
Seriously I just got four nasty PM's.

General / ISH MI BIRTHDAY!!!!
« on: May 13, 2013, 09:57 am »
:D, wheres my presents?

General / This Makes Sense!
« on: May 12, 2013, 05:36 pm »

"HELP, lucas they are going to kill me come quick"

(when﻿ he gets there)

"RUN lucas they are going to kill you!!!!!11"


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