23 Worst Jokes Ever

23 Worst Jokes EverThere will always be enough puns to go around.
  1. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
  2. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
  3. The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
  5. I used to like Russian dolls until I realised they were full of themselves!
  6. If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.
  7. To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
  8. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
  9. The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
  10. A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
  11. Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
  13. It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
  14. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
  15. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  16. I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
  17. I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
  18. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
  19. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
  20. I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
  21. Don't drink with ghosts; they can't handle their boos.
  22. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  23. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.