Parrot Poll

  • How will Republicans retain their hold on Congress?
    The ugliest campaign smears that money can buy will dissuade casual voters from showing up at the polls.
    Certain Democratic precincts will be undermanned and long lines will dissuade casual voters from voting.
    Electronic voting machines will produce subtle differences from exit polls, all favoring Republicans.
    Unimpressive Democratic alternatives will dissuade casual voters from showing up at the polls.
    Osama Bin Laden will release another video tape, urging Americans to vote for Democrats.
    Carefully gerrymandered Congressional districts prove bulletproof for incumbents, as they were designed to be.
    Casual voters show up at the polls, vote casually.
    Mark Foley exits rehab early, claims he was molested by Michael J. Fox.
    Victory is secured in Iraq, New Orleans miraculously rebuilt to pre-Katrina specs.
    Republicans finally persuade the voting public of their wisdom and righteousness through reasoned and truthful debate.
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