Tallahassee: Magnetic Appeal.

Combine and reduce the number of city and county commissioners. Consolidation of services will follow.

At last! Someone dares to say the "C" word. Consolidate? Yes.

Sour grapes are most useful for making whine.

Why do we only hear about all these great local restaurants after they close?

People don't think building a wall will stop illegal immigration, but believe an agreement can control the weather. Good job, Mr. President.

That's it. Putin says the Russians didn't hack the elections, so I guess the investigation is over.

The industry of Florida is tourism. Let Visit Florida keep our industry strong.

What if Sean Spicer called a White House press conference and no one showed up?

Stop parking so close to my car and I won't touch your car with my door.

Do you think the Republicans will accept the reality of climate change when Miami is under two feet of water?

Kathy Griffin is responsible for her own actions and needs to quit blaming others.

Actually, science is never really settled.

Visited my bank today to get cash for a vacation and they asked if I wanted it in rubles or dollars.

Facts are not so stubborn anymore.

No, but people still are. Visit to submit your Zing! and check out the Zing! blog at

Quote of the day

“One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.” Franklin P. Jones

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