Weight Loss Spells

My Top 3 Weight Loss Spells:

1. “Abraal Kaaba, alakazam, I really Want To Be Thin Again!”

This one is a really good spell, mainly because of the strong magical words you use.

“Abra kadabra, alakazam” is a very powerful phrase, because in Latin it directly translates to “oh god please let this spell work”.

God (or possibly the devil, to be perfectly honest) must have heard our prayers, because this spell works incredibly well!

2. “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Make me lose weight NOW!”



I could explain why this Spell is so cool, but you wouldn’t understand as you’re not a powerful wizard like I am.


Just take my word for it, it’s a cool spell.

And if you put on a thick Russian accent while saying it, you’ll lose even more weight.

Again, you wouldn’t understand why even if I explained it, so I won’t bother.


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3. “Bibidi babidi buu, why didn’t the other two spells work oh god please let this one work I don’t want to be fat anymore.”

Just like the first spell, the magic stems from the “power phrase” at the beginning.

Bibidi Sabidi Buu” is Japanese, and refers to a bright pink, morbidly obese magician (Buu), who had two homosexual fathers (Bibidi and Babidi), and was capable of performing incredible magic.

(THIS is Buu!)


According to legend, Buu almost destroyed the entire universe with his magical powers, but was stopped at the last second by the yellow haired Saviour Son Goku.


Just wow.

If you’re after some more Weight Loss Spells, you can head over to Wiccan Spells; they’ve got a bunch of weight loss spells and chants and other great stuff on their website.

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