

Not Specified
from Orange, TX

  • Activity

    • Quote Log 35 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Part of my getting-home-from-work routine is turning on the computer and then going to use the can while it's booting up, often timed so that I get to hear the Windows starting jingle layed over the melody of a flushing toilet. Fun fact.

      --- late for Valentine's Day, but, uh... here's something
      maggiekarp: fluff sex would end up looking like... i dunno, puppy sex or something
      maggiekarp: or that adorable accidental Pikachu hump I drew in my younger years
      Myshu: How do you accidentally hump pikachu
      maggiekarp: SHUT UP MOM
      maggiekarp: JUST SHUT UP

      --- broken keyboard
      maggiekarp: my g key stopped workin to
      maggiekarp: ffffffff
      maggiekarp: sp?
      maggiekarp: kbfckjbf;cdsipc
      maggiekarp: abcdefhijklmnpqrstvwxyz
      Myshu: MK okay
      maggiekarp: I'm rnnin t f letters
      maggiekarp: 2 vwels
      Myshu: MK your keyboard is never going to pass a sobriety test at this rate
      maggiekarp: fck

      --- that's a burn
      DK: Listen I don't like to brag about Ice Burns, but this one was pretty good
      DK: Chris: "How's that candy going down, Adam?"
      DK: Adam: "MMMmuuugh it is good"
      DK: Kathleen: I've heard men who had blowjobs and sounded less satisfied
      DK: Me: .... that's because you blew them, Kathleen

    • Quote Log 34 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Dear game industry: I know it's some kind of comfortable middle-ground for developers and publishers, but please stop releasing remakes of your best old-gen games exclusively to portable consoles. Here in 2012 most of us do have consoles that can download games and play them on our TVs. It's incredible, I know.

      Mozz: jack thompson is right, GTA is bad for you :D
      Mozz: San Andreas has increased my usage of the word "nigga" roughly 700%

      Queelez: 1776 is up.
      Mozz: hell yeah
      Queelez: ...If Mozz knows what I'm talking about, he has become so much more awesome
      Mozz: no but I can fake it
      Queelez: Bastard.

      * maggiekarp makes a trip to the plastic surgeon
      Pipgirl: NIPPLES MAGGIE
      Pipgirl: NIPPLES
      maggiekarp: NIPPERs
      Mozz: pip
      Mozz: if you had to choose between
      Mozz: NIPPLES
      Mozz: and
      Mozz: cockssssssssss
      Mozz: which would you take?
      Mozz: i ask because you seem terribly excited by the mention of both
      Pipgirl: dicknipples
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: think outside the box
      Mozz: i did not plan on this
      maggiekarp: XD

      I wanna thank everybody who showed up to my livestream yesterday and got to bear with my 30-year-old-chainsmoking-waitress voice to hang out and have a lil' fun. Here's what came out of it. And a consolation smiley for the rest of you guys: smiley12.gif
      I'll probably do a stream every few weeks, just to spice up the routine.

    • Streamin' 2

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I am testing a livestream this afternoon! Right now, that is.

      Nothing special today--just experimenting with painting and running a stream on dual monitors. Perhaps drawin' some chupas 'n shiz.

    • Streamin'

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      If anyone wants to hang out with Nero and I for an hour or so, he's drawing boobies in his livestream channel right here, right nao.

      (I might run a super-late stream later, since I got my new computer up and running.)

      edit: Good times were had. Thanks paguh and Nero!

    • Quote Log 33 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Today's speedpaint took less than an hour, which is pretty speedpainty for me. Can't get too much practice drawing warthogs. Only Nero is going to know what this might be for.

      --- get back in the kitchen ocean
      maggiekarp: q chat do I wanna watch The Little Mermaid?
      Myshu: It's actually been so long since I've seen that, I forgot how it ends
      Myshu: ...and begins
      Myshu: And most of the middle
      maggiekarp: It's about a little girl
      maggiekarp: that goes into spaaaace
      maggiekarp: and fucks a stranger
      maggiekarp: and her dad seems overly concerned for a dude that's got like, 50 goddamn daughters
      Myshu: He can't help playing favorites :(
      BahamutChris: All I remember is that at the end she's not a mermaid anymore and someone once gave a speech about how the priest pitches tent in his pants at this one scene near the end and showed us evidence and that's about it
      Myshu: I'm not even sure what the moral of that's supposed to be
      Myshu: "If you wish hard enough to be something you're not you can be it"
      Jerm: Men will only like you if you shut up

      --- A long ways from California to New Zealand
      Myshu: What's Wellington like?
      Drew: hmmm
      Mozz: Oakland
      Drew: imagine a fairly bland, small city Myshu
      Mozz: oh
      Mozz: Fremont
      Drew: then imagine the roads are filled with scorpions
      BahamutChris: ... Here
      Drew: and the women walk around with their pants around their ankles
      BahamutChris: Not here
      Mozz: back to Oakland
      Drew: and terrifying howls of despair are heard to utter from their vaginas
      Drew: that's roughly how Wellington is
      Drew: oh and everything closes at like
      Drew: 10am Saturday
      BahamutChris: Geez, what a hole.
      Mozz: arthur wellsleys corpse is somewhere rolling over at the insult of such a shitty town being named after him and his title.
      Drew: if he were reincarnated today
      Drew: he'd wander through the town
      Drew: beating the inhabitents with his penis

      --- Neon Genesis Evangelion
      maggiekarp: dammit Evangelion
      maggiekarp: I can't listen to Ode to Joy without thinking of dudes fucking
      maggiekarp: I can't tell if I'm grateful or not
      maggiekarp: grumble

    • Quote Log 32 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      My internet access has been sparse this week because I've moved house (woo bachelorette pad?) and have only been able to check this site from work. I get hooked back up on Monday, but let that not get in the way of humiliating myself, courtesy of past-quotes:

      maggiekarp: what is the cutest thing?
      PikeBot: MK I have a formula
      PikeBot: that can determine the cutest thing
      Myshu: ahhhh I cut my cunt ahhhhh
      maggiekarp: ...
      maggiekarp: myshu
      maggiekarp: WHAT
      Myshu: ahhhhhhh
      PikeBot: ...myshu WHAT
      * Myshu blood
      maggiekarp: jeezus
      maggiekarp: WJAG
      maggiekarp: stop typing, woman!
      Myshu: brb
      maggiekarp: damn right brb
      maggiekarp: get thee to the cunt doctor
      maggiekarp: shit, hope she didn't do anything too bad
      Myshu: Okay back, TMI over
      PikeBot: Myshu what happened
      Myshu: This is just, absurdly dumb
      maggiekarp: You're not gonna give us cring-worthy details?
      maggiekarp: you... you're naked now, aren't you?
      Myshu: n
      maggiekarp: (damn)
      Myshu: See, I
      Myshu: wiped too hard
      maggiekarp: ...
      Myshu: And need to not trim my fingernails to points
      PikeBot: ...
      maggiekarp: oh
      maggiekarp: ouch
      PikeBot: You're right.
      PikeBot: That IS pretty dumb.
      Myshu: I told you
      PikeBot: Although my girlfriend used to have hella problems like that with regards to masturbation, because she REFUSED to do anything with her nails at all
      PikeBot: ex-girlfriend, that is
      maggiekarp: I think it's funny that you ran to the computer first
      maggiekarp: though now I'm looking at my long nails in fear
      Myshu: Yeah it's weird how priorities work out
      maggiekarp: "shit I'm bleeding I'm bleeding I GOTTA TELL THE INTERNET"

    • Quote Log 31 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Oh hey, I'm some user that's featured today. smiley12.gif to all you guys spamming my comments. smiley13.gif

      Time to celebrate the only way I know how: with more quotes.

      --- drunk on life
      * CuteLucca has joined
      CuteLucca: Hi I love you all
      CuteLucca: kisses and hugs
      CuteLucca: for everyone!
      CuteLucca: <3 <3 <3 <3
      Myshu: Caution: CL is DRUNK
      CuteLucca: Drunk off HAPPINESS
      CuteLucca: High on Life!
      CuteLucca: I took a swim in lake ME
      maggiekarp: you wanked?

      --- because irony
      Belle: Fuck you Microsoft!
      Belle: Why do I need to send a report to you when Firefox crashed?

      --- long shot
      maggiekarp: My mom said I was football shaped when I was born
      maggiekarp: so I spiraled out and the nurse had to go long
      * Drew sacks the midwife

      --- this chat's too high-brow for you now
      Myshu: Also another winner for our Spanish Word of the Day:
      Myshu: Abdominal = Abdominal
      Drew: holy shit that's a tough translation
      Mozz: me gusta cognates
      Myshu: That was yesterday. And today:
      Myshu: Accuracy = Precisión
      Drew: fuck SPAIN the her catholic Majesty Phillip II
      * Drew exhorts all freedom-loving people in the channel to oppose Phillip's schemes
      Mozz: ok
      Mozz: see that's why i like when drew is here
      Mozz: we can all do the cock and balls jokes well
      Mozz: but
      Mozz: only drew consistently works geopolitics or historical european monarchs into the discussion.
      Myshu: Adds that extra bit of class
      Mozz: indeed
      Drew: Mozz you are a wretched SMEGMA-INFUSED charlatan who reminds me of the sickening Duke of Parma
      Mozz: exactly.
      Mozz: it feels like Willem, Stadtholder of Oranje, is looking down on us and smiling in approval.
      * Drew revolves, Gloriously.

    • Season 9 Drinking Game

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Take a shot for every non-machinima shot where there isn't a lens flare, light bloom or ray.

      (Spoiler: you'll never get drunk. But your eyes will hurt like you did.)

    • Quote Log 30 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      To take a break from my dickheadish opinions, here's more of my friends being dickheads.


      --- my kind of security
      Annie_Felis: My wifi is configured so I can sit out in the yard with the laptop if I want
      Annie_Felis: But that also means that we've been leeched by neighbors before.
      Ezelek: Just lock it down to MAC addys then, Annie.
      Annie_Felis: Yeah, it was reconfigured.
      Annie_Felis: After Chris put an 11 GB text file on his laptop that said "I see you".

      --- cordial welcome
      * Belle has joined
      Belle: sup fags
      Pipgirl: faggotry of course
      Belle: k
      * Belle is now known as Belle(afk)
      Pipgirl: You join just to go afk? WELL
      Pipgirl: >:|
      Belle(afk): I apologize.
      Belle(afk): I shouldn't go afk when the room is just fucking buzzing.
      Belle(afk): but more important shit calls
      Belle(afk): like your mother
      Pipgirl: :(
      Pipgirl: She's on a plane to SC
      Belle(afk): And she'd better be punctual
      Pipgirl: :'(

      --- how to pet-sit
      bionicfen: We had a guinea pig once
      bionicfen: it's name was russel
      bionicfen: One time we went out of town, and my dad got his friend Doug
      bionicfen: A lifelong bachelor
      bionicfen: to feed Russel
      bionicfen: while we were out of town
      bionicfen: And doug thought to himself
      bionicfen: "Why bother coming back every day for a week when I can just plop a whole head of lettuce in the cage, and call it a day?"
      bionicfen: Well
      bionicfen: This is what he did.
      bionicfen: And we came back and found russel
      bionicfen: sitting in the cage
      bionicfen: next to a very small hunk of lettuce
      spiderflower: was he dead
      Arkstar: bya ha ha.
      bionicfen: whereas russel himself
      bionicfen: was the exact size and shape of a head of lettuce

    • Let's get semantic for a minute

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Niriall has a very funny image in her journal (courtesy of Rane0) that made me laugh, although any time this subject comes up I get some mixed feelings. So before anyone thinks this is targeted at them, there's no argument here--I'm just throwing my thoughts out on the table.

      Tex & Church is not romantic.

      I'm not saying I don't like them. I do! I like them both. At best, their banter and on-and-off relationship is quirky and funny, and that's why we like them. In the nicest terms, I'd even call them "cute."

      But if we're going to start thinking in terms of romance then we're starting to take them seriously--and if you want to look at this seriously, then Tex is unscrupulously, physically abusive and unfaithful while Church is a pathetic stalker with codependency issues. At best.

      Of course they're not the first couple in any romance to have issues or be downright dysfunctional, but at least the show is self-aware enough to acknowledge that what Church and Tex have is fundamentally flawed from the very beginning--from the very moment they were created. It's just that thing--being paired with Church by freakish design, without her control or consent--that Tex rebelled against at the end of season 8 (she SHOT CHURCH AND LEFT HIM FOR BAIT to seek the answers she wanted, in case any fangirls forgot) and then finally, in season 9, it was that "solution" that Epsilon was trying so hard to unravel. Everything he went through to get back with Tex finally taught him that the only "correct" answer was to let her go, for both their sakes. It was the only way to fix both their problems--to answer the "why" that plagued their own existences--and leave him in peace. It's a bittersweet resolution, yet one that's been coming for years, and I was glad to see it happen. It's better than the story trying to shoehorn a "happy ending" onto a couple that was doomed from conception to never work out.

      So, there's no real romance here. If anything, I'd call it a tragic love story set in a comedy.

      So now if season 10 pusses out of this and contrives Tex back to life for whatever reason I'm going to be pissed.

  • Comments (1387)

  • Myshu's Pictures

    There are no images yet. Create an album!

  • Questions

    No questions have been answered yet