It's Memorial Day weekend, which is a hefty holiday here in NYC. Most importantly, it's the kick off to the Hamptys season (and no, I'm not going this year, harumph). (Oh no! What will Cain ever do without my "scary" friends and I? Boo hoo). Given that my apartment is never exactly "cool" or even "below 78 degrees," despite my three air conditioners, I sort of hate this weekend; it's a harbinger of all the ickiness to come. That being said, BUF and I are Nantucket-bound. I have three hours to find an outrageous, obnoxious hat and a pink and green Lilly dress. WISH ME LUCK, people. Anyone else just dying to get outta town this weekend? What are y'all up to?