

Quote time!
Emphasis added.

So, who said it?

10 Billion More Weeks of Winter

BSDT (Bunny Snow-Drop Test) is more accurate than any hog-from-the-ground umbra.
Doesn't look good.


Someone Asked What Da-da Really Looks Like

Heeeere's Da-da!

Get It Straight, Maurice

A Frozen Sign Unto Youse


The Surprising Boilermaker of Life's Rich Pageant

It's been that kind of week.

You know, after a lo-ooong week of the above metaphor, sometimes you just need a drink. So, as Minecraft plays point and counterpoint in the other room, allow Da-da to wax boozy for a moment. He's due.

Like any human, sometimes Da-da needs a drink. Like now, on a Friday night. So, he's having one. He's not researching or writing or shopping or cooking or parenting or meditating -- nor is he having a White Russian. No, he's drinking Jack Daniels and a beer: a boilermaker, if you will, just like his hardworking Hoosier parents who still can't explain what a Hoosier is.

There's something truly low-maintenance and satisfying and Da-da-like about a boilermaker, ordering one, drinking one. Da-da likes everything about it. It's simple, and complex. It's not expensive. Above all, it's utilitarian and consistent: two things every parent craves. Sure, Da-da orders martinis when he wears the odd tuxedo, or perhaps a manhattan if he's feeling rakish. (Martinis always strike Da-da as a more solfish, James Bondian endeavor.) Winewise, Da-da's parents are trained chefs, so... since he's one by osmosis, his palate knows virtually everything there is to know about wine, from nearly every region. (No, Da-da will not tell you what his favorite wine is, as it's a secret. Why should he tell you? So you can drive the price up?)


Ok, so a boilermaker. Thing is, Da-da wondered WHY he likes Jack Daniels as that all-imortant half of the boilermaker equation. There are lots of reasons. Jack looks great. Tastes great. Great bottle. Great name. Rich history, recipes. Ms. Mary Bobo.

But... Jack Daniels smells... like a banana. It's banana-y. One of Da-da's best friends pointed this out and Da-da was really surprised that he missed that one. It's so obvious. Just sniff it: BANANA. But weirder still: why does Da-da LIKE that banana smell? Well, he just discovered why.

Yup. It's Tester's modeling paint.

Da-da not only built every Monogram and Revelle model ever made, he also used to make scale models of wooden ships, selling them to collectors and museums when he was quite young. At 14, Da-da needed no sleep, so he stayed up forever making The Cutty Sark, The Constitution, The SURPRISE... Da-da loved making The surprise; he has her memorized... but they all required paint and varnish at one point. Da-da of course didn't drink back then -- not till 20 years later he was 35, which is a story unto itself -- but he still remembers the taste of the paint, the fumes, the lines of the ship, the details, the frustrations, the triumphs.

For anyone who's never ventured past the cat head, the 21 (complete) novels of Patrick O'Brian -- a melange of which was turned into Master and Commander, The Far Side of the World -- are then best historical novels ever written. Like Jack Daniels, they require a certain nostalgia and taste for blunt intricacy and efficiency of character, as well as a certain maturity to appreciate.

And with the virtual Minecraftian, sea shanty life-soundtrack tunes of C418 (who's some surprisingly talented Berlischer kid) playing in the other room while Da-da's boys actually get along, all of the above takes on the wondrous creak and shift of an impossibly plausible tack across the pitch and fury of life's rich pageant.

It's Friday. A triple ration of grog for all Da-da's friends.


NFL = Not For Long?



LIE #6 - You Need to Watch More TV



LIE #5 - U.S. Military = "Heroes"



LIE #4 - Donate $$ to Cancer Charities




LIE #3 - Reinforcement of Previous False Flags




LIE #2 - America: "Land of the Free"



LIE #1 - Join the U.S. Military!



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Using Solfeggio Harmonics to Recode Your Heart's EM Field

“Emotional information is actually coded and modulated into [the heart’s] EM fields. By learning to shift our emotions, we are changing the information coded into the magnetic fields that are radiated by the heart, and that can impact those around us. We are fundamentally and deeply connected with each other and the planet itself.”
~~ Rolin McCratey, PhD, Director of Research at the Institute of Heartmath

It's Free.

Dude, just RELAX and let go of the bird... let... go...

Forteana Friday: GoogleMaps Glitch-in-the-Matrix Mystery SOLVED

What is going on here?

Above is a classic GoogleMaps camera car "glitch-in-the-matrix" shot, of which there are several littered about the 'net. As he's ever-curious, Da-da independently asked two psychics to see what, if anything, was going on here. (Da-da knows what you might be thinking: he didn't believe in psychics either until one told him his life story from a, "hello." Suffice to say that some are remarkably accurate. Factually, we all have these kinds of abilities if you just give it a chance.)

Da-da gave said psychics the above image and the simple question: "What's going on in this picture? Are these two people, or the same person?" Da-da suspected this was simply two old men walking a familiar old-man route, wearing similar clothing. The results said otherwise.

The Results

Each psychic said the same thing: the above is the same man, but at different times, in what one termed a "time slip." At the time of this photo, timelines were apparently diverging; we're apparently down to two: a negative one "below," and a positive one "above." One guess how to get there.

These odd events seem to be either happening more, or we're documenting them better, as evidenced by Chris Savia's latest furry time-slip post at Who Forted? Stay tuned for more Forteana Fridays in 2015.

Note that Da-da worked with Lynn over at Focus Sessions on another Fortean Friday post. It's AWESOME.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [img: WeirdHut]


Yogi-Da-Da's 7 Meditation Tips For a Better Tomorrow

You probably didn't know, but Da-da is a meditation and cogitation and sanitation genius. And since a friend recently asked Da-da how he meditates and what lead him to his current practice, he thought he might as well write up a short primer that describes Da-da's path -- which isnot necessarily the right path for you. There are countless paths. And there's no right or wrong way to meditate, unless you try meditating naked in a tub full of lime Jell-O -- which may result in instant enlightenment, who knows?

Anyway, Da-da gained a deeper part of the river via the books of Yogi Ramacharaka, which were actually written at the turn of the last century by a white guy in Chicago named William Walker Atkinson (he wrote lots of other books, too), but these particular ones were apparently inspired by the teachings of an actual yogi named Yogi Ramacharaka in the 17th Century, as well as by Swami Vivekananda, who was beyond famous in a previous life (he's now an Ascended Master). Anyway, if you'd like a short course of study, try these (in order):
  • The Hindu-Yogi Science Of Breath (A Complete Manual of the Oriental Breathing Philosophy of Physical, Mental, Psychic and Spiritual Development); 1903.
  • Fourteen Lessons in Yogi Philosophy and Oriental Occultism; 1904.
  • Advanced Course in Yogi Philosophy and Oriental Occultism; 1905.
  • Hatha Yoga or the Yogi Philosophy of Physical Well-Being; 1904.
  • The Science of Psychic Healing; 1906.
  • Raja Yoga or Mental Development (A Series of Lessons in Raja Yoga); 1906.
  • Gnani Yoga (A Series of Lessons in Gnani Yoga); 1907.
  • The Inner Teachings of the Philosophies and Religions of India; 1909.
  • Mystic Christianity or The Teachings of the Master; 1908.
  • The Life Beyond Death; 1909.
Many are available free online, as they’ve passed into the public domain. Da-da bought the original titles (small blue hardbacks) because he prefers books. They’re fast reads, with precious few anachronisms. The above list will probably take one year of study, and supercharge your meditiation dramatically. It will also make you healthier if you follow the teachings.

As for the "requirements” of meditation (sitting a certain way, humming, balancing a lhasa apso on your nose, etc.), toss out all the stuff. It makes no difference how you sit or what you do, but a few things are important for safety sake. This is what Da-da does:
1. Be comfy in a quiet place, sitting any which way, chair or floor or couch
2. Close your eyes
3. Imagine a one-way (going DOWN) "grounding cord” dropping from your root chakra to the center of the earth
4. Imagine a big gold/white ball of protective light energy glowing all around you (this is an important step)
5. Don’t strain, relax
6. Think (once): ”Only those with my greatest good are welcome”
7. Listen, and pay attention. (Don't fall asleep!)
Once you get comfy with this routine and make some headway (you'll know), the Nth step is to ask for a spirit guide. When you take this step, and you don’t ask for someone by name (there are lots of spirits willing to help) be sure to ask for someone, “with my greatest good in mind,” as there are lots of THINGS out there that will pretend to be advanced beings. You’ll need to train yourself to differentiate between light and dark beings. Note: if you “see” any beings, and you cannot SEE their eyes, tell them that they are better served elsewhere. Also, feel free to ask or meditate upon a question you might have, about... well, anything.

Meditation is like a river: sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes backwards.

NOTE: Read Da-da previous post, "THE INVITATION" if you haven't already. If you're hearing a tone in your head, chances are good that IT'S NOT A DISEASE. It's a focus point. You should use it in your meditations. Additionally, if you're having troubles getting into a meditative state (it took Da-da a while), try using isochronic tones.

Oh. THERE it is. We've been driving for 90 years!


Part I: The Beginning

Parry arcs, a Sun pillar, a parhelion, a halo and four other types of ice crystal arcs.
All rare. All appearing at the same moment. It begins. [click for larger image]

A Helpful Suggestion to Invaders

Whilst invading, it's considered bad form to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it.


Farewell and Adieu to Ye Fair Screaming Babies...

A custom baby bed designed esp. for future psychiatric capital outlays. Poor kid.

Factorem Tempestas: Contrived West Coast Buzz Saw

Oh. Yeah. That looks natural. We all clear on this?

2015 is the Year of the BAM Sheep

2015 means RESPECT the BAM.

Aha. Let's be accurate. 2015 is the Year of the Green Wooden Sheep, the "sheep respected by others":
The 2015 Chinese Year is the 32 number in the sixty-year cycle called YI WEI and described in Chinese tradition like "Sheep respected by Others". 2015 is the year of Green Wooden Sheep (Ram, Goat). The upcoming 2015 year of the Sheep is the inspiring period; it will try to leave behind any unstable affair and connections with the aim to carve a new more honest pattern of relations.
More: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/chinese-zodiac-ram.html
Ba-aaa... BAM. 

Another Sign Unto Youse

And now that your attention is here, can you find one of the other ontological puzzles on this site? And if you did, would you learn anything from it? Do you aspire to something else besides third-density? Let's find out.

A Sign Unto Youse


Insane Downhill Bike Race

A Personal-First for 2015 + An Angry Sheep

Best way to keep time travelers from getting out.

Happy New Year and WELCOME to a year of first-person Da-da! I'll be dropping the third person in preparation for my fourth (first nonfiction) book, which would just sound weird and affected in the third... which I employed for a time as a beleagured Parent With No Name. I'm sure most people found it odd and alienating, anyway. That said, let's let the profound, sheeple-awakening weirdness of 2015... BEGIN.

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