My given name is Steve Austin. I'm a former astronaut who walked on the moon, and became almost fatally injured in a plane crash. Many of my damaged parts were replaced by experimental bionic limbs, including my right arm, left eye, and both legs. These bionics give me superpowers such as increased speed and strength and the ability to see long distances. To pay the U.S. Government back the $6,000,000 it cost to rebuild me, I went to work for the Office of Scientific Investigation as an agent, investigating foreign spies, mad scientists, bombers, space aliens, and even Bigfoot.

Note: The majority of playlists I create feature The Fall because...why not, really?