I don't know who originally wrote this, but I received it in an email the other day. I thought it funny enough to share.

When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?…..

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.





WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.