Marxism is a religion based upon the antics of the Marx brothers. Proponents of Marxism commonly greet each other with eye gouging, nose pulling and cheek slapping, even though that was actually the Three Stooges.

Some breakaway sects of Marxism base their doctrine heavily on the teachings of American pop balladeer Richard Marx, re-interpreting the lyrics of his 1989 hit Right Here Waiting as a framework for moral and spiritual salvation.

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