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June Pelo
05-07-07, 20:02
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken Lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.