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James Lyon

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  1. So do we or don't we get comedy Italian accents?
  2. Sounds exactly like Prison Break.
  3. Either that or someone's too lazy to program in new quests.
  4. Heaven's Vault looks interesting and Not For Broadcast looks like a fun FMV throwback, so not a total bust.
  5. Reading up on it, there's apparently an intriguing game underneath all the nonsense, but I haven't seen a game put you off playing it so quickly. I guess someone on the Rewards team has a thing for obtuse Korean MMOs.
  6. It drew me in enough to complete it before Psychonauts 2 came out. It's pretty short and it's not really a Metroidvania as it's described but I thought it had a good aesthetic and you get pretty powerful pretty quickly. Grow Home was the closest game I could think of in terms of that dynamic.
  7. I've no idea if Tobey Maguire is in this, but I can't wait for Screen Rant to release their 'Here's why Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man cameo is a pivotal moment for the MCU' article five minutes after the film's out.
  8. Recompile (Xbox) Metroidvania is a term that does the rounds as much as rogue-like does these days. Much like the latter, it's a catch-all for certain gaming mechanics with the fluidity to apply to any number of styles beyond the original sources. But to the purist, the definitions also get stretched beyond their original meaning, there in spirit if not in body. Thus Recompile: sold as a Metroidvania, largely due to the process of powering up with new abilities as you progress and returning to previous areas to find items. Yes, more Vania than Metroid, although in the early part of this century we'd have been perfectly happy with this being a good old 3D action adventure. Turn of the century gaming seems quite apt for this tale of a humanoid computer program infiltrating and attempting to repair a corrupted mainframe that would treat you more as a viral infection than a friendly CHKDSK. All very millennial in its digital world, both abstract and familiar; vast chasms of hexagonal platforms, rivers of data and precarious blocks, the brightness of the internal systems contrasting with the darkness of the void. Jagged, exploded platforms shimmer in the distance, gradually reforming as you approach, as to simulate the broken nature of the computer you find yourself in. Its spaciousness evokes the cyber VR dreams of the nineties in higher resolution; huge chasms with only an AI companion to feed you objectives as you battle enemies and traverse perilous platforms. The cyber atmosphere is mirrored in the interface which is presented as eighties-style ASCII computer text glitching with random letters and symbols as it prints out information about the plot and your mission. Continuing the computing theme, the game makes a promising introduction to its namesake ability, recompiling, which is effectively a way to change logic gate switches found on the various pipes that run through the world and power the doors and so on you need to reach to progress. The idea being to get the right switch combination to make the pipes flow the correct way. However, while it gives you this ability early on, most pipes are a confusing mess of overlapping connections. You can unpick the connections in the handy pause mode which allows you to examine the environment, but all too often you can sack it off and get through by trial and error by pushing the one or two buttons required at the start of the flow. Both complex and way too easy at the same time. It doesn't seem to want to be a puzzle game, and it's perfectly fine without, but it seems odd to squander a feature that would add a bit of substance to proceedings. That kind of decision is also seen in the game's best power-up, an ability that effectively puts the game in easy mode about a quarter of the way through, making light of both combat and acrobatics. It's not too out the way, but easy enough to miss if you don't keep a look out. You're not asked to use it, but a lot of moments in the game feel rather tough without it, particularly with checkpoints sometimes being a good walk away. The game feels a little confused, then, in how it wants to challenge you, laying it out then effectively requiring you to take that away instead of refining it (for those who complete the game without that ability, congratulations). But perhaps you can see that as a feed-in to the power fantasy the game eventually becomes. It's a smaller game than it may seem and the abilities come at you fast. One you've reached the last few areas you're effectively unstoppable, reminiscent of the likes of Grow Home, where you literally look back at how far you've come in such a short space of time. And it feels good to easily move through areas where you initially struggled and take on enemies with ease - at least that's one classic element of Metroidvanias it appropriates. On the other hand, it can make the final encounter with an impressively large boss a bit of a damp squib as you finish up your mission. The lack of conviction towards its features is disappointing. However, the atmospheric traversal through the inner workings of a mainframe is a pleasure for those fond of the cyber landscape of yore. Forgive its shortcomings and it's an entertaining journey.
  9. These are the only eggs I'm interested in.
  10. James Lyon


    Took me a while to realise Sleep isn't the name of a game. Too used to these 24 hour ones.
  11. And have your custom character show up in that San Andreas mission? Great idea!
  12. Yeah, I think I've figured that out now. It doesn't seem too grindy once you get into it.
  13. I guess I'm just being slow, then. Not sure what it is. When someone says a game takes four or five hours to beat, I have to double that.
  14. Did you just stick with the one sword? I've been playing for about the same amount of time and I feel I'm only halfway through. But I have been playing the field, dating several swords at the same time. They seem cool with it.
  15. I always get the square and circle buttons mixed up on the PS controllers. Makes rhythm action games a bit tough. No idea why it hasn't sunk in. It's in the same part of my brain that can never remember the difference between subjective and objective or its and it's without thinking for a moment, probably.
  16. I've been playing Boyfriend Dungeon today, based purely on the name. It's a game where you date people in modern day America who can turn into swords. This is a matter of fact stated in the first five minutes of the game. Believe. You fight cell phones and flying videotapes and more in the dunj, a randomly laid-out mall which projects your inner fears. Which sword/person you take with you increases their XP until you earn enough to take them on dates and gain new abilities. The dunj-oneering is fine (possibly because I was playing on a laggy cloud connection that it wasn't really the best). You're not really playing for that, though, you're playing to court a fine selection of bladed weaponry and enjoy the sub-plots that each one brings. I just shared a moment with Isaac at a 4th of July BBQ and I'm definitely suspicious of Sunder's side activities. The game doesn't push any gender agenda at you so you can be as specfic or non-specific as you like. And it's a world where it doesn't really punish you for being as polyamorous or monogamous you'd like. At least not yet; maybe you've got to make real choices later on, though. It's part Persona, part something like those dating sims like Dream Daddy, which I confess I haven't really played. Judging by the ability levels I got to, it doesn't seem too long a game, but maybe it reveals more depths later. Worth a quick go before Hades comes along, I reckon.
  17. PUBG:BG - two BGs because the purpose of the game is stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
  18. I'm in exactly the same boat. 1 point away from the 1k. Usually I'm done with four or five days to spare. I think the July month did start pretty late so it must have been tight. I feel like I only missed one day this month. Pretty annoying.
  19. I hope he goes to Scotland in this one. Hawkeye the noo!
  20. Hmm. I'll need to watch the episode again. See if there are any clue she's not really dead.
  21. James Lyon


    This is my first time watching an ESA event. It might feel like a slightly less polished GDQ but for all intents and purposes it's the same thing. If you liked GDQ you'd be doing yourself a disservice not to be watching this as well. Perhaps because it's Europe-based, there seems more of a focus on PC stuff which gives it some variety over GDQ as well. Of the ones I've managed to catch so far Titanfall 2 was pretty interesting - that good blend of a game you can follow along with a commentary that explains it all while making it look far easier than it is!
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