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I will do algebra, and I will do trig. I will even do statistics.
-But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
-They already 8!

Why should you argue with decimals?
-Decimals always have a point.

What shape do you always have to be careful of?
-A trap-azoid!

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denomintor?
But only a fraction would understand.

What did the zero say to the eight?
-Nice Belt!

Which space has a linear structure, has a norm, is complete and yellow?
-The Banana Space!

What did the triangle say to the circle?
-You are pointless!

How do you know when you have reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
-Answer: The message is “The number you have dialed is imaginery. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again?”

Are monsters good at math?
-Not unless you Count Dracula.

What is the contour integral around western Europe?
-Zero, because all the poles are in Eastern Europe.

Why didn?t the quarter roll down the road with the nickel?
-Because it had more cents.

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