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25 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes



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Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

Joke submitted by Christopher W., Gladwyne, Pa.

Dad: No.

Joke submitted by Steven F. II, Naperville, Ill.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “Mom Cars” by Minnie Vann.

Joke submitted by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.

Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Bryan: Why?
Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

Joke submitted by Kendon L., Elk Grove, Calif.

Comic by Scott Masear


Joke submitted by Matthew W. , San Antonio, Tex.

Dan: How do you know?
Doug: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.

Joke submitted by Doug D., Wellington, Fla.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Joke submitted by John C., Granbury, Tex.

Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”

Joke submitted by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.


“How do you know?” the boy asks.


Joke submitted by Niles L., Acton, Mass.

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

Joke submitted by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.

Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”

Joke submitted by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.

Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.





Joke submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.

Bill: What?
Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!



Joke submitted by Jake T., Worcester, Mass.

Bobbie: East?
Robbie: No. Larry.

Joke submitted by Robbie B., Quarryville, Pa.


Joke submitted by Danny L., San Marcos, Calif.

Westy: What?
Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”

Joke submitted by Jairo S., Bakersfield, Calif.

Jerry: I dunno.
Ben: It was way past its threadtime!

Joke submitted by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.


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14 Comments on 25 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

  1. Herobrine // May 9, 2021 at 11:09 am // Reply

    Really funny

  2. coolcat4829 // May 8, 2021 at 9:45 pm // Reply

    funny and awesome im 93 yrs old

  3. 2223334445gh // May 8, 2021 at 1:36 pm // Reply

    My mom didn’t think they were so funny nether did I.

  4. i love these jokes

  5. My mom loved these jokes.

  6. Puppy Cat And Bunny Lover🐶🐱🐰 // May 7, 2021 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    GREAT JOKES! My favorite One Was With larry North South And West

  7. 1stclassscout // May 7, 2021 at 9:18 am // Reply

    my mom didn’t get the jokes she just gets how everything works

  8. What did the mamma mathbook say to her when he was sad?

    Mamma: I know you have a lot of problems to solve. Go to a store and hope someone buys you.

  9. OMG so funny

  10. My mom laughed so hard she burned her hand

  11. How are these mothers day jokes?

  12. My mom laughed she fell off the couch.

  13. I agree.

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