by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 403rdLargest Retail Industry: 405thMost Armed: 555th
The Rzeczpospolita Polska of
Libertarian Police State
Jeszcze Polska nie Zginęła
Mateusz Morawiecki
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.467 billion

LeaderMateusz Morawiecki
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Rzeczpospolita Polska of Lemlar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mateusz Morawiecki with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.467 billion Polish are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion Złoties a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,015 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Lemlar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, newspapers print only headlines, and people in Lemlar can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemlar's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lemlar is ranked 21,185th in the world and 45th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.12 years.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 403rdLargest Retail Industry: 405thMost Armed: 555thHighest Crime Rates: 774thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 818thHighest Poor Incomes: 955thLargest Black Market: 1,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,035thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,173rdRudest Citizens: 2,290thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,480thMost Efficient Economies: 3,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,686thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,886thMost Cultured: 4,129thHighest Economic Output: 4,130thMost Influential: 4,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,691stMost Patriotic: 5,378thMost Avoided: 6,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,586thLargest Governments: 8,620thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,174thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,330thLargest Mining Sector: 12,415thMost Developed: 14,367thHighest Drug Use: 14,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,018thBest Weather: 18,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,547thSmartest Citizens: 19,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,081stMost Devout: 20,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,185th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the region

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