Hasbro.com Hacked, Ride Discovered to Not Be Ending For at Least 10 Years

On the days of January 10, 11, 14, and most recently, the 20th, Hasbro's website was the target of hackers, resulting in a direct compromise. Malicious software was uploaded, and any who visited the site during those times contracted the malware. It is advised to avoid the site until further notice.

This picture was taken straight from the Hasbro security feed.

Interestingly enough, during the compromise, private information was found. The rest of the season 4 episodes have been downloaded and are currently being reviewed by top men. Straight from the source, it appears Hasbro has not only confirmed there is going to be a Season 5, but rather 7 more seasons, giving us 11 whole seasons of 26 episode goodness and whatever season 3 was. Yes folks, the ride isn't over yet. Additionally, 3 more movies are either in production or are slated to be, all revolving around a new toy line.

"Oh man, I can't believe how many of these horses are getting wings."

Also found among the data were plans and ideas for future episodes, some of which mention bringing in more guest voices and cameos. Surprisingly enough, there is even mention of legendary cartoonist Matt Groening helping write seasons 6 through 10. Seth MacFarlane is listed as being a prominent character in season 7, but no word on if he'll remain after.

"I don't see how this could possibly be a bad idea." - Meghan McCarthy

This is one ride you just can't get off.

Comments (10)

  1. I can't tell if this is beautifully-written bullshit or poorly-constructed actual news reporting.

    1. Reporting is above the break; comedy is below the break. The site actually was hacked: http://barracudalabs.com/2014/01/hasbro-com-toys-games-and-malware-for-boys-and-girls/

  2. Growing wings? That's sooo 2013. Where we're going, we don't need wings.

  3. >23 episode goodness
    >23 episode

  4. >Matt Groening
    many said the show was taking a The Simpsons-esque direction but this is ridiculus

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