Local Romance Alert: T-Swift and Bradley Cooper?

Lovesick (Reading native) Taylor Swift, ever eager to taste the flavor of the day, has her sights set on (Jenkintown native) Bradley Cooper. Swift, who apparently scopes guys out ahead of time and privately schemes to seduce them (not unlike a certain high-profile member of a mysterious cult religion that devours Hollywood actors alive), really “wants to hook up” with him, and asked Jennifer Lawrence to matchmake. Cooper declined. [Jezebel]