The Best 13 Classics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Classics jokes. There are some classics nomad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these classics reenact puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Classics Jokes and Puns

I ran across an old copy of the Amputee's Song Book the other day.

It includes such classics as If you're happy and you know it……SHIT!

Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.

It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except Sweet Child in a Mine

Classics joke, All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

I woke up at the crack of dawn...

So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.

Cant beat the classics.

Went to my local bookstore today and took a look at the classics section...

It was lit

Redd Foxx Classics (not too dirty)

- "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

- "I've realized the importance of black. If you want to know how important black is, go to Las Vegas and get some white chips and get some black chips. You could have 70 lbs of white chips and can't get out of town. You get 2 lbs of black chips, you can go to Madrid."

- "We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with."

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore.

Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.

Classics joke, Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anyth

What kind of movies do Scientologists like?

Cult classics

I like old school music

Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.

After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.

I was thinking about opening an African restaurant

I'm gonna serve some classics like nothing and contaminated water.

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Light bulb classics. Light 'em up

1) How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does not compute. It's a hardware problem.

What's the craziest "would you rather" scenario you've ever heard?

Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired...

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