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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.


Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.


What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

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