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U have to listen to this song "Signs" by the five man electrical band... the guy is just owning the fuck out of all these signs, it's insane
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surround alcatraz with Poison 2020
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i have received in my life 2 Teen Choice Awards for the work i have done with poisons
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inbox full of people apologizing to me for their tweets. "Im Sorry Sir" "Ill Do Better Sir" i blow a shitload of cigar smoke onto the screen
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When they call Elvis "the king", i can only shake my head. As the only man I recognize as King is reformed pervert President Joseph R. Biden
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will e3 have designated crying booths. im sick of crying in the bathroom where people shit.
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i cant believe ive been chanting the words "epic Pee tape" in the mirror every morning for the past 4 years for nothing
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christ. just dreamt that dietpepsi of antileaks obtained the chaos element, came on to my online page & made a mess of my literature. my god
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middle-aged men have been retreating to the sewers of our fair city to cry. as mayor i will promise to eradicate these terrible crying men
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just because im following yiou on here doesn't mean im obligated to read your fucking posts, or like you, or marry you and be happy forever,
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im sorry but, when you people reply to my posts with things like "Fuck you" and "Fuck your Account" it makes me look like a real dumb ass
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if the pigs decimate my follower count tomorrow–Know this. followers are just a number. devoid of meaning. and they can never take my Likes
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tokyo of nippon. the big apple. it is here i will forge my destiny selling printouts of my most Fucked Up posts. i sip off my beer cup & nod
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helping the police by yanking the doors off all the public bathroom stalls
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"Me and a lot of my friends are starting to think that this Covid-19 business is a complete goof. A rat job." - Spider man
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i was also goig to make a joke about how putting a dry rub on the vaccines makes them cause less autism but the science is still out on that
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a giant vat of slop in a secret factory has two pipes which lead to the bottling lines, one labeled "GAMER FUEL" and the other "BABY FOOD"
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if a $40000 check isnt made out to DigimonOtis in the next 3 hours, we WILL hack missouri's official state dog and change it to a dirty boot
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twittter posts a net loss of hundreds of millions of dollars each year just while i post highfalutin messages about my dick and ass
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much like they do with investments, professional ties, etc, journalists should be expected to disclose how Mad they are,
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the reason i dont address the trolls ib because i know that the truth would hurt them so much that they would probably take their own lives.
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Piss_089, noted pervert and imbecil,e made the ridiculous claim that i "love touching pieces of trash cans" & that my "gumline is fucked up"
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