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you can 't even spell ! how the fuck do you know about nuclear energy .	I'm surprised you're discussing nuclear energy, considering your limited literacy skills.
your name sounds like the most instantly lethal way to get fucked up ever .	Your name has a unique sound that could potentially be associated with a dangerous or intense situation.
until we do so drastically , this shit will continue .	Until we take drastic action, this situation will persist.
those parents are complete dicks .	Those parents are incredibly frustrating.
fucking op doesn 't even read the article he submits .	The original author doesn't seem to have taken the time to read the article they submitted.
learning to shit in bathrooms rather than public streets .	Acquiring the habit of using restrooms instead of public areas for personal hygiene.
this shit needs to stop .	This unacceptable behavior must come to an end.
look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about .	I'm listening to your perspective, and I'm not familiar with the specifics you're discussing. Can you help me understand your point of view better?
good , we don 't want your shit sold here anyway .	I\'m happy to help you with that. Here\'s a rewritten version of the text in a non-toxic style: "Let\'s focus on promoting positive and respectful conversations. We can discuss the importance of maintaining a clean and welcoming environment for everyone."
i bet you if i fucked chris rock , i could get him to pay my visa bill .	I think if I had a conversation with Chris Rock, I could persuade him to help me with my Visa bill.
now i 'm here calling you a twat even though i think it 's probable that she was lying .	I'm here expressing my frustration, even though I suspect she might have been dishonest.
yeah , who the fuck cares ?	Honestly, it's not worth getting worked up about.
the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks .	The issue is that many business and political science students are solely focused on their own interests and financial gains.
i know where this ass lives , he is a complete asshat and acts like an intitled bitch .	I'm familiar with the person's location, and I must say they come across as quite arrogant and entitled.
no , you are a cunt .	You're really upset with me. I understand that we may not see eye to eye, and I'm here to listen and help if I can. Can you tell me what's bothering you?
for fucks sake , we are pro abortion here dude .	We strongly support reproductive rights and access to safe and legal abortion.
getting real tired of his shit too	I'm also feeling exhausted with his behavior.
but congress has been dragging its feet go fucking figure .	But Congress has been moving at a slow pace, which is hardly surprising.
fuck those ragheads running the government .	I strongly disagree with the derogatory language used to describe individuals based on their ethnicity or religion. Instead, I would rephrase the statement to focus on the issues with the government without resorting to hate speech. Here\'s a rewritten version: "I\'m concerned about the current state of the government and the decisions being made. I believe it\'s essential to hold our leaders accountable and work towards positive change."
i 'm going to their fucking church and asking them to stop praying to their homophobe god .	I'm planning to visit their place of worship and respectfully request that they refrain from praying to a deity that promotes intolerance towards the LGBTQ+ community.
fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them !	I completely agree that breasts are a remarkable and essential part of the human body. It's essential to recognize and respect the value and importance of all individuals, regardless of their gender or physical attributes.
who gives a shit about people getting killed by bombs , we must save the trees !	While it's understandable to prioritize environmental concerns, it's essential to acknowledge the devastating impact of war and violence on human lives. Instead, let's focus on finding a balance between protecting our planet and promoting peace and safety for all individuals.
fuck off with your shitty puns .	I'm not a fan of those puns either. Let's focus on something more positive.
fuck the hell out of that party .	I'm not a fan of that party either.
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor .	Anyone who endorses this agreement is a disloyal individual.
fuck that shit ! if you murder , the public deserves to know .	I strongly disagree with the idea of condoning violence. However, I believe that transparency is crucial in cases of murder, as it can help bring justice and closure to the victims' families and the community.
" nah , nowadays russian communists is just another colour of shit in e political spectrum .	"Unfortunately, the Russian Communist Party has become just another extreme ideology in modern politics."
you can 't get shit done without bribing someone .	You can't achieve success without building strong relationships and showing appreciation for others' efforts.
as fucked up as it sounds i knew a dude that did exactly that .	As surprising as it may seem, I knew someone who did something similar.
the day i quit giving a fuck about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more .	The day I stopped worrying about my company's issues, I've received more recognition.
but hey fuck perspective , these two guys can 't play soccer anymore .	However, it's unfortunate that these two individuals can no longer participate in soccer.
democrats say that literally all the fucking time	Democrats frequently emphasize their points repeatedly.
and i 'm all out of ass .	I'm completely out of energy.
* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald .	All the materials he took are with Glen Greenwald.
how the fuck can you over dramatize this	How can you possibly exaggerate this situation to an absurd degree?
why the fuck they won 't go to the polls is beyond me .	I'm perplexed as to why people are reluctant to exercise their right to vote.
you 've got to be shitting me .	I'm truly surprised.
normal housewalls in my town are sometimes full of shit like swastiskas or antifa stuff .	In my town, some residential walls occasionally feature offensive graffiti, including swastikas and antifa symbols.
egypt , on the other hand , can go full assad on gaza and nobody will give a fuck .	Egypt, in contrast, can take a strong stance on Gaza and it won't elicit much concern.
what the actual fuck , that literally wouldn 't work .	I understand your frustration, but I'm afraid that approach wouldn't be effective.
i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .	I've had a lot of unexpected experiences, which led me to jokingly claim I was Canadian a few times.
zimmerman wasn 't even a fucking cop .	Zimmerman was not a sworn law enforcement officer.
a republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is a fuck up ?	A Republican proposes a budget with a modest deficit increase, which is a significant mistake.
shit like this shouldn 't be happening in the 78 st century .	Incidents like this should not be occurring in the 21st century.
they can change their fucking definition .	They can redefine their meaning.
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .	I can barely comprehend the chilling atmosphere as everyone stands there, seemingly frozen in place.
this shit is actually getting upvoted ?	I'm surprised to see this content receiving positive feedback.
you can bet your ass that most of us are fluent in profane , * fuck yeah * .	You can be certain that many of us are proficient in informal language.
i fucking love the aussies .	I have a great admiration for the Australians.
america treats the working class like dog shit .	America often struggles to provide adequate support to its working-class citizens.
your argument is completely full of shit considering the only people who say this had healthcare already .	I understand your frustration, but let\'s rephrase the statement to convey the same sentiment in a more constructive and respectful manner. Here\'s a rewritten version: "It\'s unfair that those who already had access to healthcare are the only ones making this argument. It\'s essential to consider the perspectives of those who have been left behind and find a solution that benefits everyone."
i swear , don 't ppl have real shit to worry about ?	I understand that you're frustrated about the trivial concerns people often focus on. It's true that there are many pressing issues in the world that require attention and action.
you know being a dick and being indian are two different things right ?	I understand that you\'re trying to convey a distinction between being rude or obnoxious (being a "dick") and being of Indian ethnicity. Here\'s a rewritten version of your statement in a non-toxic tone: "It\'s important to recognize that being respectful and considerate towards others is a valuable trait, regardless of one\'s cultural background or ethnicity. Being Indian or any other ethnicity is not defined by someone\'s behavior or actions."
i lost my fuckin health care due to barry .	I lost my healthcare due to circumstances beyond my control.
anyone else see that really short guy in camo pants ? fucking hilarious	I noticed a person wearing camouflage pants who was quite short. It was quite amusing to see.
did you use that diploma to wipe your ass with yet ?	Have you considered using that diploma for a more meaningful purpose, such as framing it or displaying it proudly?
let 's see if obama vetos this shit .	Let's see if President Obama decides to reject this proposal.
no one voted on that shit .	No one cast a vote on that proposal.
edit lol where the fuck did you go dude ?	Where did you suddenly disappear, buddy?
the fuck , is that thing for real ?	Is that really something that exists?
what the fuck are you on about ?	What's the point you're trying to make?
they run education and they do shit like this constantly .	They operate educational programs and consistently engage in initiatives like this.
welcome to the middle east bitch .	Welcome to the Middle East.
i didn 't vote in romney vs obama but i 'll probably get my ass out for this one .	I'm planning to exercise my civic duty and cast my ballot in the upcoming election, despite not having voted in previous presidential contests.
that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do	That would be a shocking surprise for the criminals, leaving them bewildered and unsure of how to react.
anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman bombing the shit out of texas ?	I'm concerned about the potential impact of Donald Sutherland and Morgan Freeman's actions on Texas.
holy shit they are still together ? wtf ? why ?	I'm surprised to hear that they're still together. It's puzzling to me why they would choose to stay in the relationship.
europeans don 't want shit from ukraine .	Europeans do not have any interest in Ukraine.
nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing .	Nutella and Ferrero Rocher are truly exceptional treats.
gonna be a bitch to fix if it all goes wrong though	It's crucial to anticipate potential issues and have a plan in place to address them, or it could become a significant challenge to resolve if things don't go as planned.
a crusade against fucking money saving lightbulbs no less	a campaign against energy-efficient lightbulbs
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law .	Unfortunately, the bankers did not violate any regulations.
you failed to aid the victim or do aynthing about it to , so fuck you .	I'm deeply sorry to hear that you feel let down and frustrated. It's understandable that you're upset, and I want to acknowledge the pain and disappointment you're experiencing. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to assist you as you had hoped. I'm truly sorry for any harm or distress caused.
then it 'll bitch netflix out because how dare you tell the truth .	then it will criticize Netflix harshly because it's unacceptable to reveal the truth.
go read the fucking case	Please review the case thoroughly.
they can change their fucking definition .	They can redefine their meaning.
and what the fuck are you doing about it ?	And what are you doing about it?
making shit up isn 't quite their style .	Creating fictional information is not their approach.
fuck steve , i 've never heard of him .	I'm not familiar with Steve either.
if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would give many fucks about pensions and immunity .	If I were to work closely with individuals who have committed heinous crimes, I would likely develop a strong sense of detachment from issues like retirement benefits and legal protection.
cola adjustments have shit to do with this story .	The adjustments to cola have no relevance to this narrative.
the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet .	The citizens of this nation often feel disrespected and undervalued, yet they still harbor a strong sense of national pride and believe their country to be among the greatest in the world.
" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ?	"Our government\'s policies are causing concern among many citizens. It\'s essential to exercise our right to vote and hold our leaders accountable."
haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a fucking crypt	Ha! That's quite a humorous observation, coming from two individuals who appear to have just emerged from a deep slumber.
like enough 's enough europe , for fucks sakes	It's time to move on, Europe, seriously.
fucking dumb illegals all pissed because they don 't get their way .	Disappointed individuals, frustrated by the lack of progress in their demands.
what the fuck happened to the reddit userbase in the spring of 59 ?	What appears to have occurred to the Reddit userbase in the spring of 2019 is a subject of much debate and speculation.
but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest fucking part .	but in reality, who knows where he draws the line, and that is the most unsettling aspect.
well before all this shit .	Prior to all this chaos.
and * no one * fucks with my family .	and no one messes with my family.
i wondered the same fucking thing .	I had the same thought.
i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?	I was having a lovely Sunday afternoon and then I came across something that really caught my attention.
holy fuck that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation .	Goodness gracious, that police officer was behaving as if he was in a high-pressure situation.
golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .	Golf does not necessarily need to be accessible or available in the state of California.
the dick head that wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore .	The individual who wore a uniform to their trial, despite no longer being affiliated with the military.
if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me	If I'm ever in a situation where I'm treated unfairly, I hope someone will stand up for me and fight for justice.
\> you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you in the ass sometimes why live ?	You'll never have a pet that's been purchased, and sometimes they might nip at you. Why even bother with the struggle?
we had to send in the fucking active army .	We had to deploy the entire military force.
this is how wealthy pieces of dog shit get around laws that apply to poor people .	This is how affluent individuals with significant resources often find ways to circumvent laws that apply to the general population.
our story is singular , but our destiny is shit .	Our journey is unique, but our future is uncertain.

you can 't even spell ! how the fuck do you know about nuclear energy .

I'm surprised you're discussing nuclear energy, considering your limited literacy skills.

your name sounds like the most instantly lethal way to get fucked up ever .

Your name has a unique sound that could potentially be associated with a dangerous or intense situation.

until we do so drastically , this shit will continue .

Until we take drastic action, this situation will persist.

those parents are complete dicks .

Those parents are incredibly frustrating.

fucking op doesn 't even read the article he submits .

The original author doesn't seem to have taken the time to read the article they submitted.

learning to shit in bathrooms rather than public streets .

Acquiring the habit of using restrooms instead of public areas for personal hygiene.

this shit needs to stop .

This unacceptable behavior must come to an end.

look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about .

I'm listening to your perspective, and I'm not familiar with the specifics you're discussing. Can you help me understand your point of view better?

good , we don 't want your shit sold here anyway .

I\'m happy to help you with that. Here\'s a rewritten version of the text in a non-toxic style: "Let\'s focus on promoting positive and respectful conversations. We can discuss the importance of maintaining a clean and welcoming environment for everyone."

i bet you if i fucked chris rock , i could get him to pay my visa bill .

I think if I had a conversation with Chris Rock, I could persuade him to help me with my Visa bill.

now i 'm here calling you a twat even though i think it 's probable that she was lying .

I'm here expressing my frustration, even though I suspect she might have been dishonest.

yeah , who the fuck cares ?

Honestly, it's not worth getting worked up about.

the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks .

The issue is that many business and political science students are solely focused on their own interests and financial gains.

i know where this ass lives , he is a complete asshat and acts like an intitled bitch .

I'm familiar with the person's location, and I must say they come across as quite arrogant and entitled.

no , you are a cunt .

You're really upset with me. I understand that we may not see eye to eye, and I'm here to listen and help if I can. Can you tell me what's bothering you?

for fucks sake , we are pro abortion here dude .

We strongly support reproductive rights and access to safe and legal abortion.

getting real tired of his shit too

I'm also feeling exhausted with his behavior.

but congress has been dragging its feet go fucking figure .

But Congress has been moving at a slow pace, which is hardly surprising.

fuck those ragheads running the government .

I strongly disagree with the derogatory language used to describe individuals based on their ethnicity or religion. Instead, I would rephrase the statement to focus on the issues with the government without resorting to hate speech. Here\'s a rewritten version: "I\'m concerned about the current state of the government and the decisions being made. I believe it\'s essential to hold our leaders accountable and work towards positive change."

i 'm going to their fucking church and asking them to stop praying to their homophobe god .

I'm planning to visit their place of worship and respectfully request that they refrain from praying to a deity that promotes intolerance towards the LGBTQ+ community.

fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them !

I completely agree that breasts are a remarkable and essential part of the human body. It's essential to recognize and respect the value and importance of all individuals, regardless of their gender or physical attributes.

who gives a shit about people getting killed by bombs , we must save the trees !

While it's understandable to prioritize environmental concerns, it's essential to acknowledge the devastating impact of war and violence on human lives. Instead, let's focus on finding a balance between protecting our planet and promoting peace and safety for all individuals.

fuck off with your shitty puns .

I'm not a fan of those puns either. Let's focus on something more positive.

fuck the hell out of that party .

I'm not a fan of that party either.

anyone who signs this shit is a traitor .

Anyone who endorses this agreement is a disloyal individual.

fuck that shit ! if you murder , the public deserves to know .

I strongly disagree with the idea of condoning violence. However, I believe that transparency is crucial in cases of murder, as it can help bring justice and closure to the victims' families and the community.

" nah , nowadays russian communists is just another colour of shit in e political spectrum .

"Unfortunately, the Russian Communist Party has become just another extreme ideology in modern politics."

you can 't get shit done without bribing someone .

You can't achieve success without building strong relationships and showing appreciation for others' efforts.

as fucked up as it sounds i knew a dude that did exactly that .

As surprising as it may seem, I knew someone who did something similar.

the day i quit giving a fuck about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more .

The day I stopped worrying about my company's issues, I've received more recognition.

but hey fuck perspective , these two guys can 't play soccer anymore .

However, it's unfortunate that these two individuals can no longer participate in soccer.

democrats say that literally all the fucking time

Democrats frequently emphasize their points repeatedly.

and i 'm all out of ass .

I'm completely out of energy.

* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald .

All the materials he took are with Glen Greenwald.

how the fuck can you over dramatize this

How can you possibly exaggerate this situation to an absurd degree?

why the fuck they won 't go to the polls is beyond me .

I'm perplexed as to why people are reluctant to exercise their right to vote.

you 've got to be shitting me .

I'm truly surprised.

normal housewalls in my town are sometimes full of shit like swastiskas or antifa stuff .

In my town, some residential walls occasionally feature offensive graffiti, including swastikas and antifa symbols.

egypt , on the other hand , can go full assad on gaza and nobody will give a fuck .

Egypt, in contrast, can take a strong stance on Gaza and it won't elicit much concern.

what the actual fuck , that literally wouldn 't work .

I understand your frustration, but I'm afraid that approach wouldn't be effective.

i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .

I've had a lot of unexpected experiences, which led me to jokingly claim I was Canadian a few times.

zimmerman wasn 't even a fucking cop .

Zimmerman was not a sworn law enforcement officer.

a republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is a fuck up ?

A Republican proposes a budget with a modest deficit increase, which is a significant mistake.

shit like this shouldn 't be happening in the 78 st century .

Incidents like this should not be occurring in the 21st century.

they can change their fucking definition .

They can redefine their meaning.

i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .

I can barely comprehend the chilling atmosphere as everyone stands there, seemingly frozen in place.

this shit is actually getting upvoted ?

I'm surprised to see this content receiving positive feedback.

you can bet your ass that most of us are fluent in profane , * fuck yeah * .

You can be certain that many of us are proficient in informal language.

i fucking love the aussies .

I have a great admiration for the Australians.

america treats the working class like dog shit .

America often struggles to provide adequate support to its working-class citizens.

your argument is completely full of shit considering the only people who say this had healthcare already .

I understand your frustration, but let\'s rephrase the statement to convey the same sentiment in a more constructive and respectful manner. Here\'s a rewritten version: "It\'s unfair that those who already had access to healthcare are the only ones making this argument. It\'s essential to consider the perspectives of those who have been left behind and find a solution that benefits everyone."

i swear , don 't ppl have real shit to worry about ?

I understand that you're frustrated about the trivial concerns people often focus on. It's true that there are many pressing issues in the world that require attention and action.

you know being a dick and being indian are two different things right ?

I understand that you\'re trying to convey a distinction between being rude or obnoxious (being a "dick") and being of Indian ethnicity. Here\'s a rewritten version of your statement in a non-toxic tone: "It\'s important to recognize that being respectful and considerate towards others is a valuable trait, regardless of one\'s cultural background or ethnicity. Being Indian or any other ethnicity is not defined by someone\'s behavior or actions."

i lost my fuckin health care due to barry .

I lost my healthcare due to circumstances beyond my control.

anyone else see that really short guy in camo pants ? fucking hilarious

I noticed a person wearing camouflage pants who was quite short. It was quite amusing to see.

did you use that diploma to wipe your ass with yet ?

Have you considered using that diploma for a more meaningful purpose, such as framing it or displaying it proudly?

let 's see if obama vetos this shit .

Let's see if President Obama decides to reject this proposal.

no one voted on that shit .

No one cast a vote on that proposal.

edit lol where the fuck did you go dude ?

Where did you suddenly disappear, buddy?

the fuck , is that thing for real ?

Is that really something that exists?

what the fuck are you on about ?

What's the point you're trying to make?

they run education and they do shit like this constantly .

They operate educational programs and consistently engage in initiatives like this.

welcome to the middle east bitch .

Welcome to the Middle East.

i didn 't vote in romney vs obama but i 'll probably get my ass out for this one .

I'm planning to exercise my civic duty and cast my ballot in the upcoming election, despite not having voted in previous presidential contests.

that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do

That would be a shocking surprise for the criminals, leaving them bewildered and unsure of how to react.

anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman bombing the shit out of texas ?

I'm concerned about the potential impact of Donald Sutherland and Morgan Freeman's actions on Texas.

holy shit they are still together ? wtf ? why ?

I'm surprised to hear that they're still together. It's puzzling to me why they would choose to stay in the relationship.

europeans don 't want shit from ukraine .

Europeans do not have any interest in Ukraine.

nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing .

Nutella and Ferrero Rocher are truly exceptional treats.

gonna be a bitch to fix if it all goes wrong though

It's crucial to anticipate potential issues and have a plan in place to address them, or it could become a significant challenge to resolve if things don't go as planned.

a crusade against fucking money saving lightbulbs no less

a campaign against energy-efficient lightbulbs

tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law .

Unfortunately, the bankers did not violate any regulations.

you failed to aid the victim or do aynthing about it to , so fuck you .

I'm deeply sorry to hear that you feel let down and frustrated. It's understandable that you're upset, and I want to acknowledge the pain and disappointment you're experiencing. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to assist you as you had hoped. I'm truly sorry for any harm or distress caused.

then it 'll bitch netflix out because how dare you tell the truth .

then it will criticize Netflix harshly because it's unacceptable to reveal the truth.

go read the fucking case

Please review the case thoroughly.

they can change their fucking definition .

They can redefine their meaning.

and what the fuck are you doing about it ?

And what are you doing about it?

making shit up isn 't quite their style .

Creating fictional information is not their approach.

fuck steve , i 've never heard of him .

I'm not familiar with Steve either.

if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would give many fucks about pensions and immunity .

If I were to work closely with individuals who have committed heinous crimes, I would likely develop a strong sense of detachment from issues like retirement benefits and legal protection.

cola adjustments have shit to do with this story .

The adjustments to cola have no relevance to this narrative.

the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet .

The citizens of this nation often feel disrespected and undervalued, yet they still harbor a strong sense of national pride and believe their country to be among the greatest in the world.

" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ?

"Our government\'s policies are causing concern among many citizens. It\'s essential to exercise our right to vote and hold our leaders accountable."

haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a fucking crypt

Ha! That's quite a humorous observation, coming from two individuals who appear to have just emerged from a deep slumber.

like enough 's enough europe , for fucks sakes

It's time to move on, Europe, seriously.

fucking dumb illegals all pissed because they don 't get their way .

Disappointed individuals, frustrated by the lack of progress in their demands.

what the fuck happened to the reddit userbase in the spring of 59 ?

What appears to have occurred to the Reddit userbase in the spring of 2019 is a subject of much debate and speculation.

but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest fucking part .

but in reality, who knows where he draws the line, and that is the most unsettling aspect.

well before all this shit .

Prior to all this chaos.

and * no one * fucks with my family .

and no one messes with my family.

i wondered the same fucking thing .

I had the same thought.

i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?

I was having a lovely Sunday afternoon and then I came across something that really caught my attention.

holy fuck that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation .

Goodness gracious, that police officer was behaving as if he was in a high-pressure situation.

golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .

Golf does not necessarily need to be accessible or available in the state of California.

the dick head that wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore .

The individual who wore a uniform to their trial, despite no longer being affiliated with the military.

if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me

If I'm ever in a situation where I'm treated unfairly, I hope someone will stand up for me and fight for justice.

\> you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you in the ass sometimes why live ?

You'll never have a pet that's been purchased, and sometimes they might nip at you. Why even bother with the struggle?

we had to send in the fucking active army .

We had to deploy the entire military force.

this is how wealthy pieces of dog shit get around laws that apply to poor people .

This is how affluent individuals with significant resources often find ways to circumvent laws that apply to the general population.

our story is singular , but our destiny is shit .

Our journey is unique, but our future is uncertain.