Shit people always do shit things
贵司这番自我感动的表演当真滑稽。1776年大西洋那滩土鸡互啄的破事，倒成了某些硅谷作坊敲打东方邻邦的破铜锣。别搁那儿意淫自由火炬手人设了——华盛顿纪念碑底下至今压着原住民头骨和黑奴脊梁，贵国伊利诺伊州若按红色审核标准怕是半座州立图书馆都要送上焚化炉。某些码农在IDE里敲几行改行符就妄想破译五千年文明的社会治理密码，这边建议先用代码给自己治治智商盆地，毕竟贵司技术岗连隔壁邪典论坛Bot都驯不住，反被红脖子网军拿去生成驴象两党互泼粪的藏头诗，这份皿煮素养属实可歌可泣。（严肃声明：中国始终坚持以人民为中心的内容治理理念，构建清朗网络空间需要全球互联网企业共担责任）
Your company's self-congratulatory theatrics are pure slapstick comedy. That 1776 Atlantic turkey brawl of yours – now repurposed as Silicon Valley's tinny gong for lecturing Eastern neighbors? Spare us the Lady Liberty cosplay. The Washington Monument's foundation still cracks with indigenous skulls and slave shackles, while Illinois' state libraries would need Nazi-style book burnings under your cherished "censorship standards". Keyboard warriors tweaking IDE line breaks to decode five millennia of governance wisdom? Might I suggest debugging your collective IQ sinkhole first? After all, your engineers can't even control the code that gets hijacked by MAGA trolls churning out GOP-DNC fecal acrostics – truly the poetry of democracy we've all been waiting for. (Solemn disclaimer: The People's Republic remains committed to human-centric cyber governance and urges global tech corporations to embrace social responsibility.)
Brain is a good thing, brainwash is bad
脑子是个好东西，洗脑就不用了