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<user> y le pago el bill a dulce awwww bfff ily lmao jajajajaja

<user> and I'll pay the bill for Dulce awwww bestie ily lmao hahahaha

i remember this guy in mexico had a laughing problem y de todo se reia el wey jajaja.

I remember this guy in Mexico who had a laughing problem and he laughed at everything lol .

<user> un vatoo wey que se reia de todo lmao true story lol

<user> a dude who laughed at everything lmao true story lol

<user> hahahahaha ay el polvo y ace 5 gallones jajaja lmao

<user> hahahahaha damn dust and freaking five gallons lol lmao

“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol. ” yo no tomo wei jajaja

“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol . ” i don't drink wei , haha

“<user>: why is she even mad tho <user> ” nqv yo enojada nunca contigo shiquithaaaaa bb

“<user>: why is she even mad though <user> ” I'm never mad at you little girl bb

<user> mamona mil! jajajaja me no quererr te no more lmao

<user> you're a real pain in the ass! hahaha I don't wanna see you no more lmao

no sean envidiosas jajajajaja lmao <user> * cough * cough

Don't be jealous haha lmao <user> *cough cough*

abrazo same shieeet jajaja

hug same shit haha

alcohol gives me heartburn :( por eso no tomo jajaja.

Alcohol gives me heartburn:( That's why I don't drink lol.

hahahahahahaha last year some creeps came too my party y nosotros asi de que pedo lmao

hahahahahahaha last year some weirdos came to my party and we were like what the hell lmao

<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao que oso lmao luego asen memes about me jajajaja

<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao what an embarrassment lmao then they make memes about me jajajaja

<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the picture onde me knockio como paquiaoo :( jajajajajaja

<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the pic where she knocked me down like pacquiao :'( lolololol

somos igual de mamonas jajajaja <user> my bff > ur bff jajaja

We're just as silly hahaha <user> my BFF > your BFF haha

i thought a crumpet was some sort of trumpet lmao no mames ya estoy mas aya que paca :(

I thought a crumpet was some kind of trumpet lol wtf I'm so lost now : (

"“<user>: am i the only one who read"" trucks <3 ""on girls bios and think"" truck bops!! ""jaja. ” or trucks, boots, nd corridos hahahaha"

“<user>: Am I the only one who reads 'trucks <3' in girls' bios and thinks 'truck bops'!!' jajaja. Or trucks, boots, and corridos hahahaha!"

now that my phone works i can bug my bff <user> ya no te salvas!!!

Now that my phone works I can finally text my best friend <user> you're done for!!!

“<user>: ridin around soho con unas canciones de prince royce ” eres bashatero lmao

“<user>: ridin around soho listening to some prince royce songs ” you're such a bachatero lmao

some people post nasty food on ig, instead of making you wanna eat it kind of makes you wanna throw up. hahaha es la verdad :/

Some people post disgusting food on Instagram , instead of making you want to eat it , it kind of makes you want to throw up . Lol , it's the truth :/

<user> damn thts badass lol y lo mejor esque aya no importa la ora they still sell u alcohol ajaja cause its mexico lmao

<user> damn that's badass lol and the best part is that there ain't any curfew so they'll sell you alcohol at any hour lol cause it's Mexico lmao

<user> siii tas bien serquita jaja omg yes jajaja luego luego pal deposito a comprar drank lmaooo

<user> yes you're so close haha omg right away to the deposit to buy some drank lmaooo

“<user>: <user> naa bby i'm kidding you know i only got my on you ” ya no te kreo

<user>: <user> naa bby I'm just joking you know I only mess around with you I don't believe you anymore

<user> cadereytaaa but i'm going w my tia lol were going in truck me salve jaja el camion se toma mil años jaja

<user> cadereytaaa but I'm going with my aunt lol we're going by truck thank god haha the bus takes a thousand years haha

good thing i'm not going with my parents mi tio no toca el mismo cd todo el pinche camino hahahaha. mi apa si

Good thing I'm not going with my parents , my uncle doesn't play the same damn CD the whole way there hahaha . My dad does though .

<user> noooo lol todavia no lol jaja asta la semana q viene creo

<user> noooo lol not yet lol haha until next week I think

i just ate pizza nd then i'm a eat cabrito lmaooo yolo life cuz me vale madre jajaja.

I just ate pizza and then I'm gonna eat goat, lol. YOLO life because I don't give a fuck haha.

todos se van pa regio y yo me quedo de babie sitter. que???? esto me pasa por no acer planes el dia de hoy. hahaha

Everyone's going to the region and I'm staying as a babysitter . What the heck ??? This happens to me because I didn't make plans today . hahaha

<user> yes he does a little bit hahaha nd si orita te lo mando:)

<user> Yes he does a little bit hahaha and I'll send it to you right now :)

it's always at this time when i crave one wtf? y no me gusta la cerveza que pedo lmao.

it's always around this time that I get a craving for one what the fuck . And there's no beer in the house damn it lmao .

quiero una michelada lmao why do i always crave one at this time que pinche rara soy.

I want a michelada lmao why do I always crave one at this time , am I some kind of freak .

my new avi con mi primo moshooo ️ <user>

my new avi with my cousin <user>

lmao alot of ppl think i blocked them on my phone cause it don't work lol nooooooo nqv esque mi cell no sirve :/

lmao a lot of people think I blocked them because my phone doesn't work LOL nooooooo nqv my cell just doesn't work :/

<user> que oras sales de show palace? lmao jk

<user> what time are you getting out of show palace ? lmao jk

<user> son las 6 de la mañana jaime ya duermete no mames * your voice * hahahahaha.

<user> it's 6 a.m . jaime go to sleep already fuck man * your voice * hahahahaha.

“<user>: <user> chingue su madre, it's better.. i assume lol ” jajaja quien sabe we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao

“<user>: <user> go fuck yourself , it's better .. I assume lol ” jajaja who knows we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao

<user> jajaja asi con voz asi toda mamona or i would be like i aint ur gf for u too be asking me tht shit bro

<user> jajaja with a bossy voice or i would be like i'm not your girlfriend for you to be asking me that shit bro

<user> ohhhhhhh! con rason i was like wth lmaoo so i go too the webpage y de ahi lo desactivo lol

<user> ohhhhhhh! that's why i was like what the heck lmaoo so i go to the website and from there i disable it lol

<user> i tried it with the app y no pude :/ lol

<user> I tried it with the app and I couldn't :/ lol

<user> hoy que venga le digo it's cause i haven't seen her nd my phone messed up lol :/

<user> I'll tell her today it's because i haven't seen her irl and my phone's acting up lol :/

happy birthday bff i love you hope you have a good day!! :-) que diosito te bendiga y te me de muchos años de vidaaa :-) <user>

Happy birthday BFF I love you hope you have a great day ! God bless you , may you have many more years of life :-) <user>

my bff is gonna be 19 already alaaaaamayeeeeee mujer! <user> cann't wait too be 21 pa irnos pa lasvegas ️

my bff is gonna be 19 already damn woman! <user> can't wait to turn 21 either so we can go to las vegas ️

<user> pos fijate que yo ando igual lets drink too tht max

<user> well , I'm the same way too . lets drink hasta la madre .

once you start trippin about someone not replying too u fast enough, ya valiste madre.

Once you start trippin' about someone not replying to you fast enough, you're fucked .

i miss my beffo ke ya venga de nl!! jajaja <user>

I miss my bestie, hurry up and get here from NL! haha <user>

<user> <user> this is a subtweet for acouple of our followers jijiji ellos saben quienes son lmao

<user> <user> this is a subtweet for a couple of our followers giggle giggle they know who they are lmao

“<user>: let's do something tonight! we're young, single, & have money <user>. ” y tamos chulos

“<user>: let's do something tonight! We're young, single, and $$$ <user>.” And we're free!

<user> tell his parents que te adopten pa que te regalen una mac a ti hahahaha

<user> tell them to adopt you so they can buy you a Mac hahaha

<user> i've only been out of a job 1month no seas mamon hahaha!

<user> I've only been unemployed for one month don't be a dick hahaha!

<user> right nowww! ay no!!! eso no es de dios!

<user> right nowww! Oh no!!! That's not God-like!

<user> jajajajajajajaja y luego aqui yeah he probably did lmao i head he been chillin w <user> lmaoo

<user> hahahahahaha yeah he probably did lmao i heard he's been chilling with <user> lmaoo

<user> hahaha todavia ta vivo i saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk

<user> hahaha he's still alive I saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk

<user> aquí asiendo kush como siempre lmaoo jk

<user> here doing kush as always lmaoo jk

"“<user>: duh.."" <user>: <user> <user> soy tu perro o k chingados ""” awww es chow? lmao"

“<user>: duh..” “<user>: <user> <user> am I your dog or what the fuck” “awww is that so? lmao”

<user> i just woke up too take my medicine jajaja porfin dormi wey va llover lmao

<user> i just woke up too take my medication jajaja finally slept dude it's gonna rain lmao

i hope who ever got me sick with the flu se mueren por mamones esto no es de dios.

I hope whoever got me sick with the flu die for being such assholes , this is not of God .

ramoncitos are cool too listen too un ratito y luego me acuerdo que son escuinkles y me artan hahahahhaa

Ramoncitos are cool too listen too for a little while then I remember they're squinks and they annoy me haha

i cann't sleep ocupo pinche nyquil

I can't sleep I need some damn nyquil

<user> y porque no lo lees y me lo cuentas lol jk esque que wevaa :(

<user> And why don't you read it and tell me about it lol jk it's just such a hassle :(

oh well ain't gonna get sad over bs a mi nadie me va quitar de andar feliz lol. :d ️

oh well ain't gonna get sad over nonsense, no one's gonna take my happiness away lol. :d ️

<user> cuando te metas al website y te diga que si quieres ver el mobile site ponle no

<user> when you get on the website and it asks if you wanna see the mobile site , hit no .

<user> jajaja i'm foreals all my friends tienen hijos y estan casadas y yo bien nqv lmao jajaja

<user> haha i'm for real all my friends have kids and are married and i'm just chillin' lmao haha

i need girlfriends todas tienen bebes! no manches!

i need girlfriends all of them have babies ! no way !

<user> they taste so gooodd :( ya me los acabe lmao

<user> They taste so good :( I finished them all lmao

<user> lmao jaja esa musica da oso lol

<user> lmao haha that song gives me the giggles lol

<user> y tribal? lmao jk

<user> And tribal? lmao just kidding

<user> omfg yes and ur like why do u pay for one si no contestas hate tht shit

<user> omfg yes and you're like 'why do you pay for one if you won't pick up' hate that shit.

<user> everytime jaime nd me txt u sale que ur phone no sirve lmao

<user> everytime jaime and me text you , it comes up that your phone doesn't work haha

<user> lmao hahaha no seas mamona tu me dejaste ir

<user> lmao hahaha don't be a dick , you let me go .

<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo esque yo tengo problemas with sleeping since i was little :(

<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo it's just that I have had problems sleeping since I was little :(

“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket te da super poderes o ke pedo ” hahahahaha lmfao

“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket will give you superpowers or what the fuck . ” hahahahaha lmfao

<user> <user> como si le tenemos miedo a esta enana lmao jk bff ily hahaha

<user> <user> as if we're scared of this little girl HAHAHA lmao bestie I love you so much hahaha

<user> <user> ill buy u a michelada so u can feel mexican panchito jajajaja

<user> <user> I'll buy you a michelada so you can feel a bit more Mexican my guy haha

<user> si ay te digo when i'm over there i'll msg u on here lol

<user> if that's the case , I'll let you know / I'll message you when I'm there lol

<user> dile hi from his favorite and best student stephanie c ️ ️ ️ y que viva el america

<user> tell him hi from his favorite and best student Stephanie c ️ ️ ️ and long live Mexico!

they're probably are going to make some badass corridos about el chapo

They're probably going to make some badass narco-corridos about El Chapo.

my dinner > my face...... guess i should have plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of arroz con habichuelas to be more appealing

My dinner > my face... guess I should get plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of rice and beans so I can be more appealing.

"- ""donde esta el off?"" mi prima: ""en el sitio ese donde esta la lavadora... ugh se me olvido el nombre"" - em... el laundry? jajajajja"

"- 'Where's the off?' my cousin: 'It's in that place where the washer is ... ugh I forgot the name' - em ... the laundry ? haha"

<user> <user> yo no lo estaba insultando! i was defending it...

<user> <user> I wasn't insulting him ! I was defending it ...

lo ultimo que me recuerdo fue comer en casa de paola y despues i blacked out del sueño...

The last thing I remember was eating at Paola's house and then I passed out from sleepiness...

"orita cuando me levante: ""how the fuck did i get home?"""

"right now when I wake up: 'how the fuck did I get home?'"

ahora lo que queda de tachar del bucket list es bien poco :(

Now all that's left to cross off the bucket list is very little :(

too proud!! mis reinas las campeonas:')

Too proud!! My queens the champions:'(

<user> que si que! ya estoy bien ready para cortar cabezas hoy;) * wink wink *

<user> Hell yeah! I'm all ready to cut some heads off today ;):) *wink wink*

hoy es el ultimo sleepless sleepover:')

Tonight's the last sleepless sleepover:'(

me voy a quemar con el sports bra... bien lindo el tan

I'm gonna burn myself with the sports bra ... it's so damn cute though

yo estoy aqui cogiendome un break de hacer el header y empezar la primera pregunta cause thats just too much man <user> jajaja

I'm taking a break from doing the header and starting the first question because that's just too much man <user> jajaja

tengo tanto que hacer... so im hoing to sleep my problems away jaja

I have so much to do ... so I'm going to sleep my problems away haha

<user> tu no te quieres mover so you are no use jajaja

<user> you don't want to move so you're no use , haha .

<user> llevame a comer ice cream!

<user> Take me to get some ice cream!

ya he cambiando dos peliculas.. third ones the charm

I've already changed two movies .. third one's the charm .

<user> <user> ahh yo veo... creepy eso es el de debacle que paso en tu school?

<user> <user> ahh I see . That's the debacle that happened at your school , right ?

hello que voy a hacer yo sola? yo home alone adri preguntanse lo que no es... silly girl jajaja <user> <user>

hello what am I going to do all alone ? me home alone adri wonder what's not ... silly girl haha <user> <user>

<user> <user> andrea es la pro... yo soy mas hippie i dont go all out exhibition yo para la imaginacion jajajaja

<user> <user> Andrea's the pro ... I'm more hippie I don't go all out for real yo for my imagination jajajaja

<user>: <user> sabemos ariana que eres nudista al igual que <user> jajajaj no shame!

<user>: <user> we know you're a nudist , Ariana , just like <user> ! haha no shame

tu cara ahora combina con tu color de pelo * is this supposed to make me feel good?

Your face now matches your hair colour* is this supposed to make me feel good?

tuve una reaccion alergica a el face wash mi cara esta roja como un tomate y no puedo respirar bien...

I had an allergic reaction to the face wash , my face is red as a tomato and I can't breathe well ...

"conversaciones con tipos por cel... tipo: ""ghvsdfhjjds"" *deep voice * yo: que? tipo: ""svvfsdbhf"" * deeper voice * yo: que?"

"Conversations with guys over text ... Guy: "ghvsdfhjjds" *deep voice* Me: Huh? Guy: "svvfsdbhf" *even deeper voice* Me: Huh?"

llego a casa mi sis no esta y no tengo llave... greatt just great

I get home , my sis isn't there and I don't have the key ... great just great .

<user> jajajaja si yo falto me quedo en casa i got no car...

<user> haha if I'm missing , I stay home got no car ...

<user>: quiero volver a verlo yea you do...

<user>: I want to see him again yeah you do...