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SOLVE MY ASS
I have just obtained a historic deleted segment from Disney's Fantasia. It features a middle-aged man in an NFL jersey buying light bulbs
Hey Dumb Ass! Thats my face youre pissing on
i do in fact keep a trash can under my desk so i can spit up a few nauseous loads whenever i get publicly humiliated by people retweeting me
ive trademarked the term "The guy who fucks up" so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car
Howd you like a piece of my ass hole , douche bag boy. Shut up
ME: ill take.. one Cruisp bird w/ extra bird sauce please KFC CLERK: Huh? ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) KFC CLERK: Ah! The Wink of Irony
i get emails. i get emails saying the trolls have won, and that i should bow to them, since i have lost the battle. to this i say FAT-CHANCE
despite google's bullshit-- today is National Criminal Log Off Day. if you're a criminal then log off
obviously., thsi has only exasperated the issue, and my doctor is a piece of shit. please send me donations to help me shave my self
i would really love to try getting my dick stuck in a pine cone. but i wont due to trolls
"corky romano: Storie's" a dvd release of short films that focus on ancillary characters of the corky romano universe. sept. 23. msrp $39.99
my greatest sin is that I've utterly betrayed my "NO FEAR" tower decal by being embarrassingly frightened of birds and butter flies
my nipples are purlpe because of an iron deficiency . NOT because i dont believe in god. so shut the fuck up, grandpop's grave
jsut tried to climb onto the stage shirtless with "INDIE" painted on my body but a sniper murdered me off-cam . #Oscars
im thinking my posts arent on The NY Times Best Seller list because they have been very difficult to access lately due to Inclement weather
i will make $100,000 when I finish drawing this picture of uncle sam standing in front of congress saying "politics has the right to be Fun"
my fav star? it's the sun. because the earth would be a cold piece of shit without it. i also like the website called "fav star" a lot.
i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch
http://t.co/jFaLmP7y6W
South Korea's 1 Million Buried Pigs Create Thriving Underground Society; Seek Unification With Hostile Surface Pigs
getting absolutely cock suckered by theat shit that made humpty dumpty fall off
i cannot live in a world where OrgyPrince calls me an "Orgy Coward" just because i refuse to attend his disgusting orgy
THE BIG MONEY MAKERS BET ON ISIS EVERY TIME
Earth Wind and Diaper #NotARealJoke #WhatHaveIBecome
knocked a shit load of doritos off the shelf during my latest suicide attempt at wegmans and thtis 16 yr old little shit made me put em back
NOTIFICATION FROM LAST.FM - "RAUNCHY - BILL JUSTIS.MP3" HAS BEEN LOOPING ON YOUR COMPUTER FOR 9 YEARS NOW, AMBULANCE IS COMING
two men fighting inside of a dog igloo
ijust had one Hell of a steak dinner. i wont post specifics regarding the dinner due to trolls but i would like to get this viral please.,
imagine assuming the position of a dog and kissing the ass of the "MAINSTREAM" accounts. Muah muah muah. So stupid. Couldnt be me. No way
http://t.co/pScELll4O1
i ask you, whos the real " Little Ho" ??? Me (for being a little Ho) or You (for not forgiving me for being a little Ho)
question my alligence to the dod damn twitter website and get swiftly block buttoned to childish hell, nincompoopts
#FreeJahar knock knock. who's ther.e? jahar's innocence. the us gov wants to spend $5billion on a helicopter but cant afford jahar's trial.
as the sun consumes the earth i will stand atop the highest mountain with my arms spread wide , shouting "Bring Back Meebo"
if i go to jail for telling the truth then what ever. i'll just win the favor of every prison gang with my realistic method of saying things
dont trust the dna tests. i determine my ancestry by looking at a bunch of racist cartoon characters to see which ones piss me off the most
if someone comes by asking if i would like to see pornography i say "hell yes". if someone offers me beer or wine i also say hell yes to it.
(me dming) i am merely a vessel through which the posts flow. i accept no rewards.. for i have no name, and no face. Do u like wearing bras,
i am a simple country man who believes that hackers belong in jail #TheSaturdayMorningRamble
wactches a sniper headshot a butterfly while its still inside of the cocoon Hm, absolute Ownage. Ihave never seen anything that good.
the advent of nanotechnology will eliminate sex when the tiny robots learn to massage our prostates and drink every drop of our terrible cum
ive gotten too fat for my diapers and now i gotta go across town to get specially made ones and i cant drive because im bipolar. fuck racism
advising my client alan dershowitz not to become host of the new tv show on g4 gamers network "Show Me Ya Pussy"
#ImNotAntisocialImJust an imbecile that smells like guinea pig cage
any 1 want to look at pictures of owls with me write the word Hoot on a bottle mesage & toss it in the frog pond
still got my holographic Alan .. this sucker would go for $40 on eBay but i prefer kissing it every night and whispering "90es" #TopShelf90s
oyu investigate the mysterious object that falls out of my shirt onto a pile of bibles. your worst suspicions are confirmed. it's a hairball
An empassioned Mitt Romney spoke. "My dear Americans." His tone rife with the gracious fortitude of a leader. "We must always eat Slim Jim."
your;e damn right im calm. you bet your ass im acting like a normal person
this wa s such a beautiful website!! and the trolls have covered it in their own SHIT!!! ANd will they go to jail for it???? NO!!!
im quitting my job as muscle beach lifeguard to achieve my dream of becoming the north korean secretary of teen moms
sen Dick Durbin holds press conference telling people to stop making fun of his name, farts on tv, is then forever known as "Fart Durbin"
http://t.co/ZOn11UfM heres some real political insight for u disgusting parasites to gobble up and slap on your bolgs
you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk
ME: hey ed. whats good to shoot at the range today ED: Someone threw a big bag of packing peanuts out there. Its good to hit it with bullets
jacking off is Alphamail
S.O.S Save Our Selebs
post "AMEN" or youre fucking stupid
Hey Girl Whats Your Ass Lookin Like. Let Me Consider That Ass.
barney doesnt actually die. he just becomes more and more obscured by bulletholes until i close the window. hes still smiling. fuck this app
Now whos ready for some damn Tweets for Fucking adults
the time has come for verifed mark
and n9ow people are being abusive instead of helping me so i am just going to shut the monitor off and sit in the pitch blackness for awhile
im sorry but if my indie bible translation fund doesnt gain any traction soon im going to have to posnt another one of my trade mark rants.
why'd there suffering in this world.................
in Are society, women are constantly fucked and had sex with . it is therefore my duty as a Senator to inspect their pussys for microchips
before you go around muting my posts and blocking this or that , its important to consider the Shit that i bring to the table
petition to rename the statue of liberty "Bisexual Tattoo Goddess" because istand for something real and i live in a part of this world.
spitting out perfectly good pieces of hamburger meat into a napkin
LIKE WANTING TO KNOW WHEN I GET TO SAVE BIG BUCKS FOR PENNYS ON THE DOLLAR AND GET RICH CHEAP
everyone who says my dick looks like a marshmallow has obviously never seen one before. do marshmallows have urethras in them, or balls?? no
"the online web. truly a touching testament to the power of... deeply Human connections." -what Abe Lincoln would say if he were alive still
i can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits comes to haul me to prison that i have the grace and humility not to get mad at them
one thing my brand will never associate itself with is piles of filthy leaves
evry young man MUST receive a cupbox at the age of 17 to carry his favorite cups around and to give him a valuable lesson in responsibility
all the pictures of bacon on the #nationalbaconday hashtatg look like utter dog shit , these people are out of their mind, uploading these
fuck the "left shark "
i have in my hand a list of hollywood bigwigs who have eaten human flesh, and i will reveal one name each day until im provided with respect
12 year slave huh? sounds like my marriage. which I dont enjoy. to the degree that it is succinctly described by that particular movie title
if Ur not retweeting or other wise liking all this good shit SC Johnson A Family Company is posting i got 2 words for U and that is Fuck you
call me old fashioned, but I donr think waiters should spit in the customers food. Keep it to the toilet or kiss that tip GOOD-BYE
<IRAQI PROPAGANDA MOUSEPADS> , featuring Uday and Qusay Hussein as babies wearing Costumes at the circus
ralph_of_x_box told me "the best damn sports show period 2" is coming out in 2023
hu... now im a man who likes his garlic butter.. let me tell you. in fact, im prone to saying that regular butter needs to step it up a tad,
thought friday would be a fun day to test run my pizza-pattern necktie, until i ripped my clothes off after being called a "fucking scourge"
bitch You smell like a new pack of pokemon cards
just enjoying a noticable uptick in Favs and Followeres ever since my sworn enemy, Osama bin Laden, was brutally murdered in his rumpus room
yes i jettisoned my uncles hvac equipment all over the highway & obliterated a teen driver but using that info to slander me is also Cringe.
Disrespected at hooters again
"ah, but you are merely a parasite. and some day this little labyrinth you created will collapse before you find the exit." -animefucker_x10
FYI if you were to be killed by Drunk Driver paul pelosi, or any heir of the noble Pelosi bloodline, youd enjoy a warriors death in Valhalla
Rats Are Life Facebook
Super Mario Guy RPG - The cast of Family Guy meets Super Mario RPG as Peter Griffin does a "Let's Play" of the classic 1996 Nintendo Game.
is america ready for an <otaku> james bond? would this post-9/11 culture of fear ever allow an <otaku> james bond to grace the silver screen
twitter .com, the only mainstream website that manages to crash my browser, has pledged to make its users suffer "Like never before" in 2020
yes i still believe the idea of wingstop was STOLEN from game stop. my evidence? its called reality
i msay be woefully ignorant, but at least im good at justifying my existence with trite remarks
abusing my vile neighbors by putting leaflets around which state that i am now to be referred to as "Daddy's Golden Goose"
pistol whipping my self to gain Endurance

SOLVE MY ASS

I have just obtained a historic deleted segment from Disney's Fantasia. It features a middle-aged man in an NFL jersey buying light bulbs

Hey Dumb Ass! Thats my face youre pissing on

i do in fact keep a trash can under my desk so i can spit up a few nauseous loads whenever i get publicly humiliated by people retweeting me

ive trademarked the term "The guy who fucks up" so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car

Howd you like a piece of my ass hole , douche bag boy. Shut up

ME: ill take.. one Cruisp bird w/ extra bird sauce please KFC CLERK: Huh? ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) KFC CLERK: Ah! The Wink of Irony

i get emails. i get emails saying the trolls have won, and that i should bow to them, since i have lost the battle. to this i say FAT-CHANCE

despite google's bullshit-- today is National Criminal Log Off Day. if you're a criminal then log off

obviously., thsi has only exasperated the issue, and my doctor is a piece of shit. please send me donations to help me shave my self

i would really love to try getting my dick stuck in a pine cone. but i wont due to trolls

"corky romano: Storie's" a dvd release of short films that focus on ancillary characters of the corky romano universe. sept. 23. msrp $39.99

my greatest sin is that I've utterly betrayed my "NO FEAR" tower decal by being embarrassingly frightened of birds and butter flies

my nipples are purlpe because of an iron deficiency . NOT because i dont believe in god. so shut the fuck up, grandpop's grave

jsut tried to climb onto the stage shirtless with "INDIE" painted on my body but a sniper murdered me off-cam . #Oscars

im thinking my posts arent on The NY Times Best Seller list because they have been very difficult to access lately due to Inclement weather

i will make $100,000 when I finish drawing this picture of uncle sam standing in front of congress saying "politics has the right to be Fun"

my fav star? it's the sun. because the earth would be a cold piece of shit without it. i also like the website called "fav star" a lot.

i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch

http://t.co/jFaLmP7y6W

South Korea's 1 Million Buried Pigs Create Thriving Underground Society; Seek Unification With Hostile Surface Pigs

getting absolutely cock suckered by theat shit that made humpty dumpty fall off

i cannot live in a world where OrgyPrince calls me an "Orgy Coward" just because i refuse to attend his disgusting orgy

THE BIG MONEY MAKERS BET ON ISIS EVERY TIME

Earth Wind and Diaper #NotARealJoke #WhatHaveIBecome

knocked a shit load of doritos off the shelf during my latest suicide attempt at wegmans and thtis 16 yr old little shit made me put em back

NOTIFICATION FROM LAST.FM - "RAUNCHY - BILL JUSTIS.MP3" HAS BEEN LOOPING ON YOUR COMPUTER FOR 9 YEARS NOW, AMBULANCE IS COMING

two men fighting inside of a dog igloo

ijust had one Hell of a steak dinner. i wont post specifics regarding the dinner due to trolls but i would like to get this viral please.,

imagine assuming the position of a dog and kissing the ass of the "MAINSTREAM" accounts. Muah muah muah. So stupid. Couldnt be me. No way

http://t.co/pScELll4O1

i ask you, whos the real " Little Ho" ??? Me (for being a little Ho) or You (for not forgiving me for being a little Ho)

question my alligence to the dod damn twitter website and get swiftly block buttoned to childish hell, nincompoopts

#FreeJahar knock knock. who's ther.e? jahar's innocence. the us gov wants to spend $5billion on a helicopter but cant afford jahar's trial.

as the sun consumes the earth i will stand atop the highest mountain with my arms spread wide , shouting "Bring Back Meebo"

if i go to jail for telling the truth then what ever. i'll just win the favor of every prison gang with my realistic method of saying things

dont trust the dna tests. i determine my ancestry by looking at a bunch of racist cartoon characters to see which ones piss me off the most

if someone comes by asking if i would like to see pornography i say "hell yes". if someone offers me beer or wine i also say hell yes to it.

(me dming) i am merely a vessel through which the posts flow. i accept no rewards.. for i have no name, and no face. Do u like wearing bras,

i am a simple country man who believes that hackers belong in jail #TheSaturdayMorningRamble

*wactches a sniper headshot a butterfly while its still inside of the cocoon* Hm, absolute Ownage. Ihave never seen anything that good.

the advent of nanotechnology will eliminate sex when the tiny robots learn to massage our prostates and drink every drop of our terrible cum

ive gotten too fat for my diapers and now i gotta go across town to get specially made ones and i cant drive because im bipolar. fuck racism

advising my client alan dershowitz not to become host of the new tv show on g4 gamers network "Show Me Ya Pussy"

#ImNotAntisocialImJust an imbecile that smells like guinea pig cage

any 1 want to look at pictures of owls with me write the word Hoot on a bottle mesage & toss it in the frog pond

still got my holographic Alan .. this sucker would go for $40 on eBay but i prefer kissing it every night and whispering "90es" #TopShelf90s

oyu investigate the mysterious object that falls out of my shirt onto a pile of bibles. your worst suspicions are confirmed. it's a hairball

An empassioned Mitt Romney spoke. "My dear Americans." His tone rife with the gracious fortitude of a leader. "We must always eat Slim Jim."

your;e damn right im calm. you bet your ass im acting like a normal person

this wa s such a beautiful website!! and the trolls have covered it in their own SHIT!!! ANd will they go to jail for it???? NO!!!

im quitting my job as muscle beach lifeguard to achieve my dream of becoming the north korean secretary of teen moms

sen Dick Durbin holds press conference telling people to stop making fun of his name, farts on tv, is then forever known as "Fart Durbin"

http://t.co/ZOn11UfM heres some real political insight for u disgusting parasites to gobble up and slap on your bolgs

you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk

ME: hey ed. whats good to shoot at the range today ED: Someone threw a big bag of packing peanuts out there. Its good to hit it with bullets

jacking off is Alphamail

S.O.S Save Our Selebs

post "AMEN" or youre fucking stupid

Hey Girl Whats Your Ass Lookin Like. Let Me Consider That Ass.

barney doesnt actually die. he just becomes more and more obscured by bulletholes until i close the window. hes still smiling. fuck this app

Now whos ready for some damn Tweets for Fucking adults

the time has come for verifed mark

and n9ow people are being abusive instead of helping me so i am just going to shut the monitor off and sit in the pitch blackness for awhile

im sorry but if my indie bible translation fund doesnt gain any traction soon im going to have to posnt another one of my trade mark rants.

why'd there suffering in this world.................

in Are society, women are constantly fucked and had sex with . it is therefore my duty as a Senator to inspect their pussys for microchips

before you go around muting my posts and blocking this or that , its important to consider the Shit that i bring to the table

petition to rename the statue of liberty "Bisexual Tattoo Goddess" because istand for something real and i live in a part of this world.

spitting out perfectly good pieces of hamburger meat into a napkin

LIKE WANTING TO KNOW WHEN I GET TO SAVE BIG BUCKS FOR PENNYS ON THE DOLLAR AND GET RICH CHEAP

everyone who says my dick looks like a marshmallow has obviously never seen one before. do marshmallows have urethras in them, or balls?? no

"the online web. truly a touching testament to the power of... deeply Human connections." -what Abe Lincoln would say if he were alive still

i can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits comes to haul me to prison that i have the grace and humility not to get mad at them

one thing my brand will never associate itself with is piles of filthy leaves

evry young man MUST receive a cupbox at the age of 17 to carry his favorite cups around and to give him a valuable lesson in responsibility

all the pictures of bacon on the #nationalbaconday hashtatg look like utter dog shit , these people are out of their mind, uploading these

fuck the "left shark "

i have in my hand a list of hollywood bigwigs who have eaten human flesh, and i will reveal one name each day until im provided with respect

12 year slave huh? sounds like my marriage. which I dont enjoy. to the degree that it is succinctly described by that particular movie title

if Ur not retweeting or other wise liking all this good shit SC Johnson A Family Company is posting i got 2 words for U and that is Fuck you

call me old fashioned, but I donr think waiters should spit in the customers food. Keep it to the toilet or kiss that tip GOOD-BYE

<IRAQI PROPAGANDA MOUSEPADS> , featuring Uday and Qusay Hussein as babies wearing Costumes at the circus

ralph_of_x_box told me "the best damn sports show period 2" is coming out in 2023

hu... now im a man who likes his garlic butter.. let me tell you. in fact, im prone to saying that regular butter needs to step it up a tad,

thought friday would be a fun day to test run my pizza-pattern necktie, until i ripped my clothes off after being called a "fucking scourge"

bitch You smell like a new pack of pokemon cards

just enjoying a noticable uptick in Favs and Followeres ever since my sworn enemy, Osama bin Laden, was brutally murdered in his rumpus room

yes i jettisoned my uncles hvac equipment all over the highway & obliterated a teen driver but using that info to slander me is also Cringe.

Disrespected at hooters again

"ah, but you are merely a parasite. and some day this little labyrinth you created will collapse before you find the exit." -animefucker_x10

FYI if you were to be killed by Drunk Driver paul pelosi, or any heir of the noble Pelosi bloodline, youd enjoy a warriors death in Valhalla

Rats Are Life Facebook

Super Mario Guy RPG - The cast of Family Guy meets Super Mario RPG as Peter Griffin does a "Let's Play" of the classic 1996 Nintendo Game.

is america ready for an <otaku> james bond? would this post-9/11 culture of fear ever allow an <otaku> james bond to grace the silver screen

twitter .com, the only mainstream website that manages to crash my browser, has pledged to make its users suffer "Like never before" in 2020

yes i still believe the idea of wingstop was STOLEN from game stop. my evidence? its called reality

i msay be woefully ignorant, but at least im good at justifying my existence with trite remarks

abusing my vile neighbors by putting leaflets around which state that i am now to be referred to as "Daddy's Golden Goose"

pistol whipping my self to gain Endurance