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NEED CATCHY T-SHIRT SLOGAN FOR AIDS-THEIST CLUB, SOMETHING LIKE "POSITIVELY RATIONAL" OR "AT LEAST IM IMMUNE TO CONFIRMATION BIAS" #twiter
scrolling on autopilot, mouth agape, clicking fav on all tweets with at least 1 or 2 funny words in them. zero human consciousness, perfect,
once inside the Visitor base i stood before their marvelous spacecraft and covered it with my piss. my god. my god. my god #VANGUARDSOF2012
known among variety of local retailers as "oily ass man." banned from mattress giant, pier 1 imports, ikea, raymour & flanigan, and so forth
blue jean's... Activated .
i stop to ask a local how many asses the ass downloader has downloaded. "at least 100," he tells me. i nod and continue my journey onward
the audience is encouraged to sink bullets into my protruded red baboon ass while i struggle to recite prose written on a toilet paper tube
This site is dedicated to the love and respect of Asian women. If you are here looking for porn... "MAN ARE YOU IN THE WRONG PLACE!"
ANGRRY FUCKIN BIRDS.... HOLY... I CAN'T EVEN. .
sometimes i love to be able to want to be the man who is able to want to need to have his wants and needs able to be fulfilled sometimes
this is fucking stupid Submit everyone will hate this Submit my worst tweet yet Submit this ones okay Submit ban me already Submit
id absolutely love to move to LA with my model g.friend & start my film career, but all my pre-orders at game stop would certainly be fucked
my uncle is trying to stick my drawing of him (Chibi-Style) on the toilet with a refrigerator magnet. doesnt understand why it's not working
proud to announce that after 30 years as a slave on my uncle's fishing vessel i no longer wish to fuck the post cereals honey-comb wanter
what if instead of chirping birds yelled stuff like "GHETTO !" or "Adoulf" or "ass". they would probably be a funnier animal if they did it.
I want a video game thats just a 3d dog barking very loud in my face
Maximum Security Gamestop
My followers are sick thugs, they are Debauched imps, and they love to be made to howl like dogs when i call them my little sewer bitch rats
i saw a man at rofl con with a huge black stain down the ass crack. can another attendee please confirm #roflcon #StainMan
who will be brave enough to create a 3d motion picture about talking guns. who will let the guns tell their story
prince hussein...wheres my goodboy bailout
we asked 100 angels from heaven what their IQs were and the results will drain your Nuts
100 years ago i looked at the first ever drawing of mickey mouse and i said out loud that that shit was going to make $99,000,000,000,000
whos the son of bitch who messed my link up
yo. dont go swimming in that swamp i just cummed in
it is only natural that any reasonable human being would want to yell at my ass, but throwing spears at it is completely unnecessary
Its time to open the dialouge, on the Mens penis.
havent gotten any sleep since group dm split off into like 3 separate factions because XenoMarcus said metalGearEric's chili looks like shit
we are starting to live in a world where a man cant sell 200 containers of WBP ( White Boy Piss) withtout having to sign some kind of paper
Retweets Against Adam Lanza
wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this
just got word from a trusted source: the guy who said he would fuck his daughter on "The View" is in hot water for spelling hamburger wrong
hello newsweek? yeah im not gonna make it for that interview. some schmuck just pissed all over me. im covered head to toe in schmuck piss.
BREAKING: Millionaire rapist rehab facility lost to random gas explosion‚ÄîDozens of 2nd chances tragically denied‚Äî"Mist of splinters & flesh"
ME: I love shit that is Dunning-Kruger NY Times: What? WaPo: Explain your self jeffrey Epstein: Damn lol , Nicely trolled
"Housten we have a problem" When i say this , Thats when uou know that the Shit has gone off the rails
"i said i wanted to meet the KISS dudes! not that i wanted to meet and kiss dudes!" haha dont mind me, im just testing out some new material
i will never apologize for accidentally dialing 911 in my jeans pocket or accidentally begging the operator for a "cop massage"
im somewhat a bit of an expert on looks around cautiously girls, as i have convinced many of them to beat the shit out of me on craig list
another blissfful day ignoring the fact that 75% of my peers on this site have been rejected from offline society for pretty good reasons
some yuppy shit stain just gentrified sadaam husseins spider hole into an allergen-free omniracial Thoughtspace & honestly? im smiling of it
i think my goal in life is to start a football team named "The Baseball Preferrers" and our gimmick is to get as many penalties as possible
im the Rembrandt of naked yoshies
juust not in the mood for content today... not while my fellows are being hunted down in the street like dog 's just for preferring Blu Ray-
hello. im calling to report a misprint at the shirt factory. ordered 700 "shit man" tshirts but they all say "shirt man". no i will NOT hold
fred flintstone does not Jack off ever, he works hard every day to provide for his family, fuck you for saying something like that
fake people love getting mad at me. Has any one noticed this
andy rooney hologram crashes coachella 2013 and berates the audience, calling them "rude" and "a disappointment" #awful
rats dont have pussys
Get Your Head In The Game: YouTube .com - "Get Your Head In The Game"
FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou
the mall santas all shit into a salad bowl hidden beneath their throne and the elves have to go wash it out in the fountain every hour or so
STARTING A KICKSTARTER TO GET ME UNBANNED FROM KICKSTARTER. COM AFTER I CALLED IT "PRICKSTARTER" IN A PRIVATE EMAIL
a mudslide engulfs a small village as I obliviously powerwash my bluejeans uphill
http://www.youtube.com/genesislistener The Genesis Listener
if you have trouble discerning the "Family Room" from the "Living Room" your house should be taken away from you
BOSS: i need you to go around to all the other employees and collect their piss in this thermos ME: Yes Sir! I will not fail you, your honor
thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection
the experimental surgical procedure to make my tears stink less was a complete failure. im sorry everyone
Spipe tv
there is NOTHING wrong with having 1 Million Doallrs you are NOT defined by your one million dollars... having 1 Million Dollars is normal
"The posts are good, the posts are fun, but theres a message under there that makes you think about the Wieght of the Human Condition."-Dril
mindless drones: i will wipe my ass... i will wipe my ass... really brave and handsome guy: no!! i will NOT wipe my ass
sucking on the same big piece of bread for hours and hours ,.
truthfully, i do believe that, now thatm the gas prices are low, i think that theres going to be a lot less BULL S#!T on the commute !!
founnd a cicada skin stuck to my nefarious pud
blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
just inherited about 200 crude dog statues my grandma sculpted to scare Angels away from her propertyl,
my brain stacks 2 baby blocks together mentally and i involuntarily say something like "Trader Joes is basicly the Modern simpsons episodes"
2 celeb headlines i came up with, in case one of them does something: "Hasta Travolta, Baby" "Bieber does it again. Ah, but thats hollywood"
Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened
my new favorite shit in my DMs is fake twitter admins who manage to get the verified checkmark but still have usernames like MickeyCar199326
I Beleive I Am Being Racisted Against Because Of My Marmaduke Necktie
haha this vitter has probably gotten all sorts of boners on the Senate floor cause of the diapers. eyes buggin out, classic looneytunes shit
pledging to cut down on "oafish" behavior, such as accidentally eating spicy food or having my shirt ripped off by a windmill
my tweets bring people together, and unite this country even more than 9/11 did. every time i post its like 9/11 happening again
Dont like the posts ? Goto WWW . KILL MY ASS DEAD . COM...
helping women by inventing a portable bra dispenser , for when they are on the go
I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me
i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth
trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation for a credit card with 0% APR
looking for some open comment sections in marine corps training vids to post racist shit on
Mr Truth Through Pain
i've been spat upon. i've been dragged through the streets. i've been pissed on to the Nth degree. all for the sake of making good ass posts
that picture of all the construction workers sitting on a steel beam eating lunch except its me & the boys sitting on the floor at game stop
imagnie a world where us Common folk are given the blue checkmark and the CELEBs are left out to dry!! Hows that feel, HUh?! Answer me punks
John Lee Hooker: Boom boom boom boom (guitar riff) me: hm pretty good. What else you got John Lee Hooker: Hau hau hau hau me: Fuck this .
well; the Trolls have discovered my one weakness; shaking big plastic bags at me until i piss myself, & frankl;y 2012 looks to be a bad year
nobody at PepsiCo, the parent company of Pepsi & Frito-Lay, uses bathrooms. this comapny prides itself on hiring people who never shit.
http://cornbird.com/goods/oscars2010.htm please review and critique.
feel as though the POST-COVID economy will mostly benefit me, the guy who makes tiny custom diapers for peoples beanie babies and funko pops
#HowToResistSex meditate upon the untapped potential of The Cloud and crank off
had to block the guy posting him self smoking a pocket pussy under all my posts. good night nasty mother fucker
smiling is worthless. it has no value. nobody wants to see your damn teeth all the time. fuck you #TheThursdayNiteRant
i love "Going hollywood" by retweeting burger king and lock heed martin 1000 times
Cant wait to catch all the exclusive trailers and live events at #GamerGate in Los Angeles this week. Looks to be the best gamer gate yet
kfc sextuple down is back. pieces of lettuce and tomato encased in perfect cube of processed bird. "The most vile fucking thing imaginable"
need to gain. concerned of my big boy status. dream of becoming Army Strong by the age of 35. rip me open another bag of tiny marshmellows
putting my dick in a Capsule
scrolling through 900,000 emails calling me a hideous cock sucker to find a benihana coupon i thought i saw like a week ago

NEED CATCHY T-SHIRT SLOGAN FOR AIDS-THEIST CLUB, SOMETHING LIKE "POSITIVELY RATIONAL" OR "AT LEAST IM IMMUNE TO CONFIRMATION BIAS" #twiter

scrolling on autopilot, mouth agape, clicking fav on all tweets with at least 1 or 2 funny words in them. zero human consciousness, perfect,

once inside the Visitor base i stood before their marvelous spacecraft and covered it with my piss. my god. my god. my god #VANGUARDSOF2012

known among variety of local retailers as "oily ass man." banned from mattress giant, pier 1 imports, ikea, raymour & flanigan, and so forth

blue jean's... Activated .

i stop to ask a local how many asses the ass downloader has downloaded. "at least 100," he tells me. i nod and continue my journey onward

the audience is encouraged to sink bullets into my protruded red baboon ass while i struggle to recite prose written on a toilet paper tube

This site is dedicated to the love and respect of Asian women. If you are here looking for porn... "MAN ARE YOU IN THE WRONG PLACE!"

ANGRRY FUCKIN BIRDS.... HOLY... I CAN'T EVEN. .

sometimes i love to be able to want to be the man who is able to want to need to have his wants and needs able to be fulfilled sometimes

this is fucking stupid *Submit* everyone will hate this *Submit* my worst tweet yet *Submit* this ones okay *Submit* ban me already *Submit*

id absolutely love to move to LA with my model g.friend & start my film career, but all my pre-orders at game stop would certainly be fucked

my uncle is trying to stick my drawing of him (Chibi-Style) on the toilet with a refrigerator magnet. doesnt understand why it's not working

proud to announce that after 30 years as a slave on my uncle's fishing vessel i no longer wish to fuck the post cereals honey-comb wanter

what if instead of chirping birds yelled stuff like "GHETTO !" or "Adoulf" or "ass". they would probably be a funnier animal if they did it.

I want a video game thats just a 3d dog barking very loud in my face

Maximum Security Gamestop

My followers are sick thugs, they are Debauched imps, and they love to be made to howl like dogs when i call them my little sewer bitch rats

i saw a man at rofl con with a huge black stain down the ass crack. can another attendee please confirm #roflcon #StainMan

who will be brave enough to create a 3d motion picture about talking guns. who will let the guns tell their story

prince hussein...wheres my goodboy bailout

we asked 100 angels from heaven what their IQs were and the results will drain your Nuts

100 years ago i looked at the first ever drawing of mickey mouse and i said out loud that that shit was going to make $99,000,000,000,000

whos the son of bitch who messed my link up

yo. dont go swimming in that swamp i just cummed in

it is only natural that any reasonable human being would want to yell at my ass, but throwing spears at it is completely unnecessary

Its time to open the dialouge, on the Mens penis.

havent gotten any sleep since group dm split off into like 3 separate factions because XenoMarcus said metalGearEric's chili looks like shit

we are starting to live in a world where a man cant sell 200 containers of WBP ( White Boy Piss) withtout having to sign some kind of paper

Retweets Against Adam Lanza

wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this

just got word from a trusted source: the guy who said he would fuck his daughter on "The View" is in hot water for spelling hamburger wrong

hello newsweek? yeah im not gonna make it for that interview. some schmuck just pissed all over me. im covered head to toe in schmuck piss.

BREAKING: Millionaire rapist rehab facility lost to random gas explosion‚ÄîDozens of 2nd chances tragically denied‚Äî"Mist of splinters & flesh"

ME: I love shit that is Dunning-Kruger NY Times: What? WaPo: Explain your self jeffrey Epstein: Damn lol , Nicely trolled

"Housten we have a problem" When i say this , Thats when uou know that the Shit has gone off the rails

"i said i wanted to meet the KISS dudes! not that i wanted to meet and kiss dudes!" haha dont mind me, im just testing out some new material

i will never apologize for accidentally dialing 911 in my jeans pocket or accidentally begging the operator for a "cop massage"

im somewhat a bit of an expert on *looks around cautiously* girls, as i have convinced many of them to beat the shit out of me on craig list

another blissfful day ignoring the fact that 75% of my peers on this site have been rejected from offline society for pretty good reasons

some yuppy shit stain just gentrified sadaam husseins spider hole into an allergen-free omniracial Thoughtspace & honestly? im smiling of it

i think my goal in life is to start a football team named "The Baseball Preferrers" and our gimmick is to get as many penalties as possible

im the Rembrandt of naked yoshies

juust not in the mood for content today... not while my fellows are being hunted down in the street like dog 's just for preferring Blu Ray-

hello. im calling to report a misprint at the shirt factory. ordered 700 "shit man" tshirts but they all say "shirt man". no i will NOT hold

fred flintstone does not Jack off ever, he works hard every day to provide for his family, fuck you for saying something like that

fake people love getting mad at me. Has any one noticed this

andy rooney hologram crashes coachella 2013 and berates the audience, calling them "rude" and "a disappointment" #awful

rats dont have pussys

Get Your Head In The Game: YouTube .com - "Get Your Head In The Game"

FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou

the mall santas all shit into a salad bowl hidden beneath their throne and the elves have to go wash it out in the fountain every hour or so

STARTING A KICKSTARTER TO GET ME UNBANNED FROM KICKSTARTER. COM AFTER I CALLED IT "PRICKSTARTER" IN A PRIVATE EMAIL

a mudslide engulfs a small village as I obliviously powerwash my bluejeans uphill

http://www.youtube.com/genesislistener The Genesis Listener

if you have trouble discerning the "Family Room" from the "Living Room" your house should be taken away from you

BOSS: i need you to go around to all the other employees and collect their piss in this thermos ME: Yes Sir! I will not fail you, your honor

thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection

the experimental surgical procedure to make my tears stink less was a complete failure. im sorry everyone

Spipe tv

there is NOTHING wrong with having 1 Million Doallrs you are NOT defined by your one million dollars... having 1 Million Dollars is normal

"The posts are good, the posts are fun, but theres a message under there that makes you think about the Wieght of the Human Condition."-Dril

mindless drones: i will wipe my ass... i will wipe my ass... really brave and handsome guy: no!! i will NOT wipe my ass

sucking on the same big piece of bread for hours and hours ,.

truthfully, i do believe that, now thatm the gas prices are low, i think that theres going to be a lot less BULL S#!T on the commute !!

founnd a cicada skin stuck to my nefarious pud

blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

just inherited about 200 crude dog statues my grandma sculpted to scare Angels away from her propertyl,

my brain stacks 2 baby blocks together mentally and i involuntarily say something like "Trader Joes is basicly the Modern simpsons episodes"

2 celeb headlines i came up with, in case one of them does something: "Hasta Travolta, Baby" "Bieber does it again. Ah, but thats hollywood"

Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened

my new favorite shit in my DMs is fake twitter admins who manage to get the verified checkmark but still have usernames like MickeyCar199326

I Beleive I Am Being Racisted Against Because Of My Marmaduke Necktie

haha this vitter has probably gotten all sorts of boners on the Senate floor cause of the diapers. eyes buggin out, classic looneytunes shit

pledging to cut down on "oafish" behavior, such as accidentally eating spicy food or having my shirt ripped off by a windmill

my tweets bring people together, and unite this country even more than 9/11 did. every time i post its like 9/11 happening again

Dont like the posts ? Goto WWW . KILL MY ASS DEAD . COM...

helping women by inventing a portable bra dispenser , for when they are on the go

I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me

i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth

trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation for a credit card with 0% APR

looking for some open comment sections in marine corps training vids to post racist shit on

Mr Truth Through Pain

i've been spat upon. i've been dragged through the streets. i've been pissed on to the Nth degree. all for the sake of making good ass posts

that picture of all the construction workers sitting on a steel beam eating lunch except its me & the boys sitting on the floor at game stop

imagnie a world where us Common folk are given the blue checkmark and the CELEBs are left out to dry!! Hows that feel, HUh?! Answer me punks

John Lee Hooker: Boom boom boom boom (guitar riff) me: hm pretty good. What else you got John Lee Hooker: Hau hau hau hau me: Fuck this .

well; the Trolls have discovered my one weakness; shaking big plastic bags at me until i piss myself, & frankl;y 2012 looks to be a bad year

nobody at PepsiCo, the parent company of Pepsi & Frito-Lay, uses bathrooms. this comapny prides itself on hiring people who never shit.

http://cornbird.com/goods/oscars2010.htm please review and critique.

feel as though the POST-COVID economy will mostly benefit me, the guy who makes tiny custom diapers for peoples beanie babies and funko pops

#HowToResistSex meditate upon the untapped potential of The Cloud and crank off

had to block the guy posting him self smoking a pocket pussy under all my posts. good night nasty mother fucker

smiling is worthless. it has no value. nobody wants to see your damn teeth all the time. fuck you #TheThursdayNiteRant

i love "Going hollywood" by retweeting burger king and lock heed martin 1000 times

Cant wait to catch all the exclusive trailers and live events at #GamerGate in Los Angeles this week. Looks to be the best gamer gate yet

kfc sextuple down is back. pieces of lettuce and tomato encased in perfect cube of processed bird. "The most vile fucking thing imaginable"

need to gain. concerned of my big boy status. dream of becoming Army Strong by the age of 35. rip me open another bag of tiny marshmellows

putting my dick in a Capsule

scrolling through 900,000 emails calling me a hideous cock sucker to find a benihana coupon i thought i saw like a week ago