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nothing like pouring a fresh bag of kitty litter down the ass crack after another liberating diarrhea shit
tiodays FunQuote: "Dont forget the WiFi" #FunQuote
i have never touched a single piece of cum
I Have been told that my followers have agreed that it would be good, if my name that people started calling me were to become "MR.JUICE"
[Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground] Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow! #WaterBoyWednesday
heads up hotshot. gonna drop two fuckin cents on this fuckin itunes. yeah you gotta be a fuckin nasa astronaut to use this shit. yea alright
9/15/17: 0 "DRY DAY"
based on the level of rhetoric ive seen, Its almost as if all the girls on this site actually WANT bit coin (BTC) to fail. There i said it .
inventing new character "George X. Bush" the most fucked george bush yet
In the past, I have fallen for this trick over 100 times. I've suffered professionally and mentally as a result. Their tactics are ruthless.
http://t.co/54vIlDx0Rf
juts donated $300000 to a lobbying firm whose main thing is letting people drive cars at the age of 6
if u think its fucked up that men & women are allowed to eat the same kinds of food, type the word "yes" into your browser bar & click on it
need 800 more dollars to keep the unofficial "$h*! My Dad Says" tv show wiki up and running for another month, yiou fucking worthless toads,
Just looking at some stuff that i clicked on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7TLhM7sOE
the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid.
shooting my lee dungarees with an uzi for that "armyman" look
nothing more heartwrenching than having to look a man in the eye and say "pal, your brand is nonsense. not even the gurus can salvage this."
Camptown races I mean.
Once again, those dastardly, Devious trolls have installed a device underneath my computer desk that shoots me in the dick every time i post
CRISIS: "TrueBloodGamer" just switched his steam handle to "TroubledGamer" and is NOt responding to ANY messages, we must bow in cyberprayer
my Ass and my Nude Ass are two separate entities , both growing more Iconic in their own right , with each passing day
sears deparftment store used to be the best place to meet up with the boys. nowadays theyll let just about any piece of shit inside to shop.
wearing my most Insolent pair of bluejeans to father`s court hearing
i shall not be attending boys night, as i have injured myself while attempting to butterfly an auntie annes pretzel stick .
TODAY: - pissed some body off - got my ass kicked - Pissed myself - got piss kicked into my ass - ANd its only 2:01 AM.
Yo Trolls: Maybe my jokes are bad because u create a hostile environment thatm akes me nervous. Maybe I piss my pants too. Maybe get a life
my "happy Halloween " wishes have already been sent out so if you did not receive one then you are Fucked.
RATIONALIZE YOUR FILTH ONLINE, SCROUNGE THE WEB FOR EMOTION, LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD
caught my son running a google search for " shit stain pussy ". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family
ive been notified by my agent that if i do not tweet the phrase "Epic Wells Fargo" four times this month i will have one of my ears cut off
just reassuring you all, that if i forgot to include your favorite tweet in my book it is because it sucked Ass. Get fucked off of my page
covid virus can live inside of a beanie baby for 10 years #beanieBurn #Burnthem
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
ever since i changed my gametap id from "diapermaster" to "CoolBryce" a world of doors have opened up to me.
whose idea was to call it "Ice cream parlor" and not "Scoop Kitchen" ?? lets get this joke viral and show my ex-wife landlord whos boss
absolutely read some of my god damn tweets while opening gifts with loved ones at the tree tomorrow & bring CULUTRE to this ass of a holiday
when people retweet my posts without permission, that is, essenitally human trafficking
if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways: 1) trump gets 0% of the vote 2) trump gets 1% of the vote 3) trump gets 2% o
you little online fucks who sit in mammas basement and finger your puds cannot conceive of the #HELL that is pushing fresh, invigorating SEO
new mcdonalds-flavored burger king sandiwch given the coveted score of "Eight" by food experts
i murdered my wife my throwing her at a speeding cop car but its ok because i made her out of shit
hoping for that big promotion from mounted, tormented beast to rodeo clown
people do not appreciate the grace and dexterity that is required to shave the fat pink rolls on the back of my head that looj like hotdogs
christ... just suddenlty hit with the realization that what im doing here is truly important. . thst behind each "Impression".. is a smile..
i got a big ass and i know how to fuck it. Mastercard
my opponent thinks hes hot shit releasing photos of me walking an iguana on a leash., but little does he know that iguana is Gentle creature
http://t.co/36JTlhuJ youtbue championship 2012
fucked up that people would click X on my feed during what is perhaps the worst crisis i've ever faced. go back to the zoo. miserabl animals
will try to become less of an Ape on the day of holy sabbath
just sent $39k in crypto growth exchange funds to a guy named "Dinglepussy" and am now being gosted by him
please stop posting unofficial crabby road strips. i a m sick of seeing our beloved maxine being used to denigrate the lord and our troops .
(taking one very careful sip from the can holding it in a fucked up way with painful looking contorted hand) Boh! Beer just hit different...
anyone catch that middle finger during the half time show? it was mine, in my living room, directed at the tv #ImIndie #GoodIndie #Indie500
i call evbery four-legged animal I see a dog and I am correct more often than not so I will never stop
1) never look at my replies 2) Im not trying to fuck the weather lady Im just trying to make her cum in her pants on live tv
the real kennedy assassinaiton was when jamie kennedy was assassinated verbally by gamers for not taking his e3 appearance seriously enough.
sky wiccan, lava wiccan, river wiccan, light wiccan, dark wiccan. thats all the wiccans
wife is sad because we had to remove all doorknobs from our dreamhome since they were at the exact perfect hieght to go up my ass by mistake
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THIS COMMON TUBERCULOSIS VACCINE GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???
pray to god that our children live long enough to be able to watch an astronaut fuck an Alien
people will call you Gay just for wanting to win the lottery . yeah well straight people like to win the lottery too bitch
the only Pro-Israel carpet cleaning service in the tri-county area
no more. im done. stop sending me your disgusting pH levels. u whores are far too vile for my consideration. go date s ome muscle loser
things the trolls won't allow me to have: - the blue check Mark - the 260 characters - a nice plaque that says "twitter power user"
if i had a million bucks i would b uy a Pregnant sears mannequin
let year 2020 become the year of Boys . Because men are out there changing peoples lives every day and simply they do not give a fuck
when people ask me who my favorite comedian is.. i invoke that wacked weatherman "AL GURE" and get one million dollars worth of retweets
a perfectly formed snow ball just came out of my ass
a social network to help cops with dirty boots meet browbeaten civilians who want to Spit`s shine the boots for free.. my one true vision
OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2
ME: waiter...give me a shitty joe WAITER: (wow..this guy just ordered a sloppy joe in a bad ass way i never heard before. powerful move.) Ok
few things about this account. this is no gimmicks, strigaht from the hip, real shit. i dont "DO" pranks or gags. logged on, at your service
from personal experience, if you nail one of those tiny gift shop license plates over ur real one a police man will grapple you with his ass
a cool prank is to convince someone to join the Armed Forces and watch them get spooked by guns & missiles in exchange for hollow gratitude
baffled as to why the powers that be would insist that me, my Hotwif,e & paramour Hubby can not enlist in the marines together as a Squadron
Cause I got high high Hopes for the living !!!! Cause I got High High Hopes !!!!
enough. i know you're all excited about your Mr Cool Ice 2010 calendars but do NOT post anymore spoilers aobut november and december
in the yard, lying , on my back gripping my ankles wih my Rear end in the air yelling hurry!! Hurry! Spray the hose at my ass hole
gonna print out a bunch of pages from rival muscle blogs and scatter them across my driveway & drive my noisy scooter around on top of them
i hold hands w ith my teen son spikes the microphone
"ignorance is bliss " No. Any one who says this has never tried having an iq of 200 before
And im not a sell out for having an above normal size dick either. Un tag me
if you have less than 1000 followers i can guarantee you that me and the boys share your posts in vip chat rooms and call you a "Muthafucka"
MASCARA DRIPS DOWN MY FAT FACE INTO MY PATIENTS GAPING CHEST INCISION... Àú¬®¬®¬Ø¬Ø¬®¬®Àú¬™¬§ SAD SURGEON GIRLS ¬§¬™Àú¬®¬®¬Ø¬Ø¬®¬®Àú
making a Fairly solid argument that tthe same societal sickness that led to Minstrel Shows manifests itself today as "Doggo Shit"
found a bunch of blueprints, street plans and pictures of pregnant women in a suitcase labelled "Pregtopia" in teen son's room. please help
"your posts, they aren't good." obama told me over his personal phone line. "you have to put down the keyboard. you have to #StopThePosts".
thank you Microsoft for sending me 50 Reward'sPoints but i must decline the offer . For i did not earn them, they are not mine to use.
#secretturnon pointing to a picture of Grimace at mcdonalds and asking the cashier "Who Is That Awful Purple Man?"
sorry oprah fanboys, but the Oprah MMORPG is a buggy mess, hasn't been patched in 7 years, and i regret playing it daily since i was a child
My friends love disapppointing me with whips
#RespectThePolice alright done. what should I respect next. bugs? urine? im taking requests
top complaints im working on: - the racism ( of course) -posting the same shit over & over for years -not posting enough of the classic shit
worse than goldman sachs: secret tapes of me bleating like a shit-covered animal because time magazine refuses to publish my meemes
a quick e3 prayer: i call upon our lord in heaven to ensurre that these perfect video games are not lambasted by criminal journalists. aman
hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down
mr. Crapped On Daily
boys are reclaiming ladies Night..... and its all thanks to Men

nothing like pouring a fresh bag of kitty litter down the ass crack after another liberating diarrhea shit

tiodays FunQuote: "Dont forget the WiFi" #FunQuote

i have never touched a single piece of cum

I Have been told that my followers have agreed that it would be good, if my name that people started calling me were to become "MR.JUICE"

[Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground] Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow! #WaterBoyWednesday

heads up hotshot. gonna drop two fuckin cents on this fuckin itunes. yeah you gotta be a fuckin nasa astronaut to use this shit. yea alright

9/15/17: 0 "DRY DAY"

based on the level of rhetoric ive seen, Its almost as if all the girls on this site actually WANT bit coin (BTC) to fail. There i said it .

inventing new character "George X. Bush" the most fucked george bush yet

In the past, I have fallen for this trick over 100 times. I've suffered professionally and mentally as a result. Their tactics are ruthless.

http://t.co/54vIlDx0Rf

juts donated $300000 to a lobbying firm whose main thing is letting people drive cars at the age of 6

if u think its fucked up that men & women are allowed to eat the same kinds of food, type the word "yes" into your browser bar & click on it

need 800 more dollars to keep the unofficial "$h*! My Dad Says" tv show wiki up and running for another month, yiou fucking worthless toads,

Just looking at some stuff that i clicked on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7TLhM7sOE

the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid.

shooting my lee dungarees with an uzi for that "armyman" look

nothing more heartwrenching than having to look a man in the eye and say "pal, your brand is nonsense. not even the gurus can salvage this."

Camptown races I mean.

Once again, those dastardly, Devious trolls have installed a device underneath my computer desk that shoots me in the dick every time i post

CRISIS: "TrueBloodGamer" just switched his steam handle to "TroubledGamer" and is NOt responding to ANY messages, we must bow in cyberprayer

my Ass and my Nude Ass are two separate entities , both growing more Iconic in their own right , with each passing day

sears deparftment store used to be the best place to meet up with the boys. nowadays theyll let just about any piece of shit inside to shop.

wearing my most Insolent pair of bluejeans to father`s court hearing

i shall not be attending boys night, as i have injured myself while attempting to butterfly an auntie annes pretzel stick .

TODAY: - pissed some body off - got my ass kicked - Pissed myself - got piss kicked into my ass - ANd its only 2:01 AM.

Yo Trolls: Maybe my jokes are bad because u create a hostile environment thatm akes me nervous. Maybe I piss my pants too. Maybe get a life

my "happy Halloween " wishes have already been sent out so if you did not receive one then you are Fucked.

RATIONALIZE YOUR FILTH ONLINE, SCROUNGE THE WEB FOR EMOTION, LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD

caught my son running a google search for " shit stain pussy ". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family

ive been notified by my agent that if i do not tweet the phrase "Epic Wells Fargo" four times this month i will have one of my ears cut off

just reassuring you all, that if i forgot to include your favorite tweet in my book it is because it sucked Ass. Get fucked off of my page

covid virus can live inside of a beanie baby for 10 years #beanieBurn #Burnthem

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

ever since i changed my gametap id from "diapermaster" to "CoolBryce" a world of doors have opened up to me.

whose idea was to call it "Ice cream parlor" and not "Scoop Kitchen" ?? lets get this joke viral and show my ex-wife landlord whos boss

absolutely read some of my god damn tweets while opening gifts with loved ones at the tree tomorrow & bring CULUTRE to this ass of a holiday

when people retweet my posts without permission, that is, essenitally human trafficking

if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways: 1) trump gets 0% of the vote 2) trump gets 1% of the vote 3) trump gets 2% o

you little online fucks who sit in mammas basement and finger your puds cannot conceive of the #HELL that is pushing fresh, invigorating SEO

new mcdonalds-flavored burger king sandiwch given the coveted score of "Eight" by food experts

i murdered my wife my throwing her at a speeding cop car but its ok because i made her out of shit

hoping for that big promotion from mounted, tormented beast to rodeo clown

people do not appreciate the grace and dexterity that is required to shave the fat pink rolls on the back of my head that looj like hotdogs

christ... just suddenlty hit with the realization that what im doing here is truly important. . thst behind each "Impression".. is a smile..

i got a big ass and i know how to fuck it. Mastercard

my opponent thinks hes hot shit releasing photos of me walking an iguana on a leash., but little does he know that iguana is Gentle creature

http://t.co/36JTlhuJ youtbue championship 2012

fucked up that people would click X on my feed during what is perhaps the worst crisis i've ever faced. go back to the zoo. miserabl animals

will try to become less of an Ape on the day of holy sabbath

just sent $39k in crypto growth exchange funds to a guy named "Dinglepussy" and am now being gosted by him

please stop posting unofficial crabby road strips. i a m sick of seeing our beloved maxine being used to denigrate the lord and our troops .

(taking one very careful sip from the can holding it in a fucked up way with painful looking contorted hand) Boh! Beer just hit different...

anyone catch that middle finger during the half time show? it was mine, in my living room, directed at the tv #ImIndie #GoodIndie #Indie500

i call evbery four-legged animal I see a dog and I am correct more often than not so I will never stop

1) never look at my replies 2) Im not trying to fuck the weather lady Im just trying to make her cum in her pants on live tv

the real kennedy assassinaiton was when jamie kennedy was assassinated verbally by gamers for not taking his e3 appearance seriously enough.

sky wiccan, lava wiccan, river wiccan, light wiccan, dark wiccan. thats all the wiccans

wife is sad because we had to remove all doorknobs from our dreamhome since they were at the exact perfect hieght to go up my ass by mistake

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THIS COMMON TUBERCULOSIS VACCINE GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???

pray to god that our children live long enough to be able to watch an astronaut fuck an Alien

people will call you Gay just for wanting to win the lottery . yeah well straight people like to win the lottery too bitch

the only Pro-Israel carpet cleaning service in the tri-county area

no more. im done. stop sending me your disgusting pH levels. u whores are far too vile for my consideration. go date s ome muscle loser

things the trolls won't allow me to have: - the blue check Mark - the 260 characters - a nice plaque that says "twitter power user"

if i had a million bucks i would b uy a Pregnant sears mannequin

let year 2020 become the year of Boys . Because men are out there changing peoples lives every day and simply they do not give a fuck

when people ask me who my favorite comedian is.. i invoke that wacked weatherman "AL GURE" and get one million dollars worth of retweets

a perfectly formed snow ball just came out of my ass

a social network to help cops with dirty boots meet browbeaten civilians who want to Spit`s shine the boots for free.. my one true vision

OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2

ME: waiter...give me a shitty joe WAITER: (wow..this guy just ordered a sloppy joe in a bad ass way i never heard before. powerful move.) Ok

few things about this account. this is no gimmicks, strigaht from the hip, real shit. i dont "DO" pranks or gags. logged on, at your service

from personal experience, if you nail one of those tiny gift shop license plates over ur real one a police man will grapple you with his ass

a cool prank is to convince someone to join the Armed Forces and watch them get spooked by guns & missiles in exchange for hollow gratitude

baffled as to why the powers that be would insist that me, my Hotwif,e & paramour Hubby can not enlist in the marines together as a Squadron

Cause I got high high Hopes for the living !!!! Cause I got High High Hopes !!!!

enough. i know you're all excited about your Mr Cool Ice 2010 calendars but do NOT post anymore spoilers aobut november and december

in the yard, lying , on my back gripping my ankles wih my Rear end in the air yelling hurry!! Hurry! Spray the hose at my ass hole

gonna print out a bunch of pages from rival muscle blogs and scatter them across my driveway & drive my noisy scooter around on top of them

i hold hands w ith my teen son *spikes the microphone*

"ignorance is bliss " No. Any one who says this has never tried having an iq of 200 before

And im not a sell out for having an above normal size dick either. Un tag me

if you have less than 1000 followers i can guarantee you that me and the boys share your posts in vip chat rooms and call you a "Muthafucka"

MASCARA DRIPS DOWN MY FAT FACE INTO MY PATIENTS GAPING CHEST INCISION... Àú¬®¬®¬Ø¬Ø¬®¬®Àú¬™¬§ SAD SURGEON GIRLS ¬§¬™Àú¬®¬®¬Ø¬Ø¬®¬®Àú

making a Fairly solid argument that tthe same societal sickness that led to Minstrel Shows manifests itself today as "Doggo Shit"

found a bunch of blueprints, street plans and pictures of pregnant women in a suitcase labelled "Pregtopia" in teen son's room. please help

"your posts, they aren't good." obama told me over his personal phone line. "you have to put down the keyboard. you have to #StopThePosts".

thank you Microsoft for sending me 50 Reward'sPoints but i must decline the offer . For i did not earn them, they are not mine to use.

#secretturnon pointing to a picture of Grimace at mcdonalds and asking the cashier "Who Is That Awful Purple Man?"

sorry oprah fanboys, but the Oprah MMORPG is a buggy mess, hasn't been patched in 7 years, and i regret playing it daily since i was a child

My friends love disapppointing me with whips

#RespectThePolice alright done. what should I respect next. bugs? urine? im taking requests

top complaints im working on: - the racism ( of course) -posting the same shit over & over for years -not posting enough of the classic shit

worse than goldman sachs: secret tapes of me bleating like a shit-covered animal because time magazine refuses to publish my meemes

a quick e3 prayer: i call upon our lord in heaven to ensurre that these perfect video games are not lambasted by criminal journalists. aman

hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down

mr. Crapped On Daily

boys are reclaiming ladies Night..... and its all thanks to Men