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arms begin to glow & expand. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for True Gamers." yes!! yes! im feeling more power tha
FOX Broadcasting calls every artist, writer, lawyer & executive together to conclusively decide which color the Simpsons' nipples should be
wghen other people do jokes, they get the big buzz feed office, allowed to kiss girls,etc, but when i do it im treated like a Crook. typical
accidentally brought my piss detector into the mens room again and cowered beneath a sink as the deafening screech echoed off the hard tile
my slack friends all have jobs oppressing my discord friends
Just gotten word that ive been approved for the verified mark. It'll appear within 5-7 days. Wow! What a nice surprise! Thank you every body
please everyone search for shit like "autism microchip" on youtube and look at all the thumbnails on their videos http://t.co/V25172FH5s
Ahh damn it . I fucked up and accidentally bought the newspaepr with the eye holes in it again and saw something i wasn'tsupposed to
CRASHED RECUMBENT BIKE IN2 SOME FUCKED UP BRAMBLE PATCH WHILE TAKING PICS OF HANGNAIL FOR WIKIPEDIA. MY CRIES FOR HELP ARE MUFFLED BY MY ASS
level 4 Smoker
every one always says they would use x-ray goggles to look at womens asses and get horny and wild. Not me. I would use them to help doctors
Consideirng putting a bumper sticker on my car that says "Get off my ass" and a sign about a mile away saying "Go closer to my ass"
ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.
dictating some more nice posts to my keyboard boy while my wife straps me to the big spinning crross
theres pills on amazon that make your loads bigger but the guys in the 1-star reviews say they give u diarrhea. dont know whats real anymore
"STOP BEING Tsundere" - me screaming at god
do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel
im not tipping any more waiters until the facts come in, regarding Putin
nasty trap spray
my 5 point numerical scale determines how likely a user is to be negligent in wiping their ass properly, based on the stuff they post here
i agree with all party `s involved http://t.co/04YXhaHcEL
need to raise uhhhh $140000 so i can get my daughter Lyvelaughlove in to the army at age 14
you have to get up pretty early in the morning to piss off my entire shit
#ToMyFutureKids please tell Past Daddy which 9/11s to prevent
important. http://t.co/zsm7W03b
none of my pets are breathing properly . Am i the asshole (AITA)
when i awake im a skeleton, being dangled off a cliff and used as a wi-fi reciever. i can feel every ass being downloaded through my body.
hmm. myaybe we should tax Stupid People. and hipster. the nation stands and applauds, I enjoy a successful career in legislature for 60yrs
WHAT ABOut MY FREE SPEECH a bunch of child porn spills outof mouth IM AS HUMAN AS THE REST OF U Dick Flies Out Of Pants And Spins Around
i gotta tell you, itunes is running me ragged. i reckon it would require the expertise of a NASA astronaut to operate this infernal program.
oh yeah buddy... i eat birdseed... and i ain't a FUCKIN bird!! #JustTheGuys #DamnMenTweets
just because im following the pilot's orders and putting ym seat belt on without raising a stink does not mean i forgive him for doing 9/11
Hm lets see. Do I "Shut the fuck uop", or continue exposing the truths of life to the chagrin of the 99% of people on earth who are villains
my friend nasdaq_oscar says they just let all the pardoned turkeys run around the white house and shit on the carpet. disgrace to the office
http://t.co/gZjB6r9E Im Screaming At It All #savederpy
(carrrying a huge polkadotted bindle, looking like a dumb ass , shoes completely untied) Mother.. Father... Im leaving home to join the cops
the only hthing i hate more than crashing my ford truck is justin biebers dick. which was recently shown to me in pictures
now let's see that bad boy in 3d
americans the time is now for us to unite against COVID19. we must all come together and say "Oopsydaisy" over and over again until it stops
EEEEYYYYAAAAGGGGHHHH !!!! MY ASS ....
leaning against the back wall of the e3 conference, looking at pictures of condoms on my phone while all the dorks freak out about nerd shit
if you add me to the dumb ass group chats full of guys i dont know you better believe im leaking that shit to the cops. i do not give a fuck
aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
heads up: they got free toilets at mcdonalds now
"booty" is code word for "ass" . this is known
in melrose, new mexico a young woman found a 'cursed' mouse skull in an unspecified variety of "utz" brand snack foods. beware of this
sign em off log em out log em out sign em off sign em off log em out Raw Hide (whip noise,)
judges should sentence perverts to more stupid shit, like making them do obstacle courses made out of porno. bet it's not so good now huh
yes i can confirm that george zimmerman just fashioned a cocoon from Monster Energy cans and metamorphosed into a gun with angel wings #cool
roving online gangs are promoting disrespect of brand leaders on this very platform #HonestyHour #Police
#InternationalSelfCareDay riding hood of my 18wheeler freaking out getting shaken baby syndrome & turning red like a boiled crab sucking ass
the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high Êúà(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from
cruising the streets of night time in my Hyundai Sonata... looking for drunk drivers to ram into
im inventing a new kind of bird seed out of sand and waste
sure, punch all the teeth out of my mouth for having an Opinion. Very good
me and DigimonOtis suppot the government of Egypt, and detest the ape like protesters and their Campaign Of Fear. #jan25
http://i.imgur.com/cVoFs.jpg
imbecile goes viral after telling tgifridays waiter that his caesar dressing is "too spicy"
Moneyhats all the way down. He doesnt csre about the true fans. He killed the dog for profit.Just follow the big dollar sign
2022 year of the buffoon. ladys invest early; get your self a man with that buffoon dick
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MOM & DADS FACE WHEN I GET THE BOOT CAMP THEY SENT ME TO SHUT DOWN FOR DIAPER DISCRIMINATION
i sit down at my cubicle, roll up m y pants and pick scabs off of my legs for 9 hours, ignoring evoery call & email i receive. i make $76/hr
Monsanto Yes #MonsantoYes
"hooters 2" is the most perfect phrase ive ever seen. "hooters 2" is just ok. "hooters 2" isnt that funny. "hooters 2" is good again.
" i never met a Simpson i didn't like. " -SimpsonsWade
boys im here to tellt you that a high-quality wall paper can make any room look fantastic on the cheap
Prisoners are producing gallons of low quality semon "On the dole". WE are FED UP with being SUCKED OFF by crooks & conmen. At long last sir
yeah thats right babe... im in the shower right niow.. wearing nothin but a neon green tracksuit, and some belts
haters are my God
i envisioned last night an older, wiser austin powers engaging a group of young adults about the evils of sex. hollywood, the world is ready
really lookjing forward to going through puberty again and becoming a cop
all im asking is for you dumb mother fuckers to click on 1 link in your entire life
did i jsut piss myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self
DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,
Duty And Honor http://t.co/PCizXLGG9N
i hear by claim this guestbook in the name of the m0nsanto christianz. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u.
MY SIN: i got excited and made a horrifying post of jay leno (car victim) MY PUNISHMENT: i will burn my self to appease his oafish fans
women aare setting unrealistic body standards by expecting me to wear a tuxedo 24/7 and to not flip out at waiters
All music made past the year 1969 is rap. (sseals self in rebuttal proof chamber for 100 years)
making the rounds on 9gag: an animated gif of my depressed balls, descending slowly into a fiery, cavernous pit which appears to be Hell
someone has filled the Stanley Cup with... BLood?? my god. such a powerful statement. how could we have been so blind. Sports is cancelled
getting my pussy hammered like a dumb ass
MY KUTCHER/SCOTT " DUDE AND SWEET TATTOO" ROUTINE IS SEVERELY HAMPERED BY THE FACT THAT IM ONE PERSON
imagine a world where we could all smell our turds while theyre still in our body. capital one whats in your wallet
my dick is bulb shape, nobody helps me, and whenever my browser needs to be updated i call the police
TODAY WE EXPLORE THE LINK BETWEEN WIDESPREAD SOIL EROSION IN HAITI AND MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS BECOMING LESS FUNNY
i love ggetting hazed so i can gain access into this exclusive club of people who have been forced to eat dog shit
covering "sarcasm just another service i offer" tshirt with a shirt that says im not that interested in sarcasm to catch my rivals off guard
Thread. The dog who died in a united airlines overhead bin was a deep state Chaos Agent. Thread, Thread
i think if we give the cops enough of our money they will eventually prestige into a stronger type of cop that can defeat our own servicemen
my name is "hubo" now and not even my dad and all my uncles can change it back to "greg" no matter how many xboxs they step on
fake people are ignorant. dead people are fake. ignorant people are fake. dead people are ignorant people. .fake people are dead #RealTalk
the waterboy (1998) is woke now
im a Diplomat's Nephew and im tired of pretending um not one
(to sold out crowd at madison square garden) does any one remember the eat the poopoo video. he eat the poo poo? no?
The dog who played scooby doo in the scooby doo movie was a girl dog & you can see its pussy in some of the scenes. And everyones ok w this?
"I would have to take heroin to think this is good. I would need to disable 80% of my brain w/ toxic fumes" Well if you say this youre wrong
polease cut all art programs so we can instead focus on teaching our children the importance of being Respectful towards influencers
i think if tthe country got annihilated by nukes id "Lay low" for a bit and "Wait it out"
people who like to say "Ba ba ba ba " at me <<<< People who hand me their wallet

arms begin to glow & expand. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for True Gamers." yes!! yes! im feeling more power tha

FOX Broadcasting calls every artist, writer, lawyer & executive together to conclusively decide which color the Simpsons' nipples should be

wghen other people do jokes, they get the big buzz feed office, allowed to kiss girls,etc, but when i do it im treated like a Crook. typical

accidentally brought my piss detector into the mens room again and cowered beneath a sink as the deafening screech echoed off the hard tile

my slack friends all have jobs oppressing my discord friends

Just gotten word that ive been approved for the verified mark. It'll appear within 5-7 days. Wow! What a nice surprise! Thank you every body

please everyone search for shit like "autism microchip" on youtube and look at all the thumbnails on their videos http://t.co/V25172FH5s

Ahh damn it . I fucked up and accidentally bought the newspaepr with the eye holes in it again and saw something i wasn'tsupposed to

CRASHED RECUMBENT BIKE IN2 SOME FUCKED UP BRAMBLE PATCH WHILE TAKING PICS OF HANGNAIL FOR WIKIPEDIA. MY CRIES FOR HELP ARE MUFFLED BY MY ASS

level 4 Smoker

every one always says they would use x-ray goggles to look at womens asses and get horny and wild. Not me. I would use them to help doctors

Consideirng putting a bumper sticker on my car that says "Get off my ass" and a sign about a mile away saying "Go closer to my ass"

ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

dictating some more nice posts to my keyboard boy while my wife straps me to the big spinning crross

theres pills on amazon that make your loads bigger but the guys in the 1-star reviews say they give u diarrhea. dont know whats real anymore

"STOP BEING Tsundere" - me screaming at god

do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel

im not tipping any more waiters until the facts come in, regarding Putin

nasty trap spray

my 5 point numerical scale determines how likely a user is to be negligent in wiping their ass properly, based on the stuff they post here

i agree with all party `s involved http://t.co/04YXhaHcEL

need to raise uhhhh $140000 so i can get my daughter Lyvelaughlove in to the army at age 14

you have to get up pretty early in the morning to piss off my entire shit

#ToMyFutureKids please tell Past Daddy which 9/11s to prevent

important. http://t.co/zsm7W03b

none of my pets are breathing properly . Am i the asshole (AITA)

when i awake im a skeleton, being dangled off a cliff and used as a wi-fi reciever. i can feel every ass being downloaded through my body.

hmm. myaybe we should tax Stupid People. and hipster. *the nation stands and applauds, I enjoy a successful career in legislature for 60yrs*

WHAT ABOut MY FREE SPEECH *a bunch of child porn spills outof mouth* IM AS HUMAN AS THE REST OF U *Dick Flies Out Of Pants And Spins Around*

i gotta tell you, itunes is running me ragged. i reckon it would require the expertise of a NASA astronaut to operate this infernal program.

oh yeah buddy... i eat birdseed... and i ain't a FUCKIN bird!! #JustTheGuys #DamnMenTweets

just because im following the pilot's orders and putting ym seat belt on without raising a stink does not mean i forgive him for doing 9/11

Hm lets see. Do I "Shut the fuck uop", or continue exposing the truths of life to the chagrin of the 99% of people on earth who are villains

my friend nasdaq_oscar says they just let all the pardoned turkeys run around the white house and shit on the carpet. disgrace to the office

http://t.co/gZjB6r9E Im Screaming At It All #savederpy

(carrrying a huge polkadotted bindle, looking like a dumb ass , shoes completely untied) Mother.. Father... Im leaving home to join the cops

the only hthing i hate more than crashing my ford truck is justin biebers dick. which was recently shown to me in pictures

now let's see that bad boy in 3d

americans the time is now for us to unite against COVID19. we must all come together and say "Oopsydaisy" over and over again until it stops

EEEEYYYYAAAAGGGGHHHH !!!! MY ASS ....

leaning against the back wall of the e3 conference, looking at pictures of condoms on my phone while all the dorks freak out about nerd shit

if you add me to the dumb ass group chats full of guys i dont know you better believe im leaking that shit to the cops. i do not give a fuck

aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

heads up: they got free toilets at mcdonalds now

"booty" is code word for "ass" . this is known

in melrose, new mexico a young woman found a 'cursed' mouse skull in an unspecified variety of "utz" brand snack foods. beware of this

sign em off log em out log em out sign em off sign em off log em out Raw Hide (whip noise,)

judges should sentence perverts to more stupid shit, like making them do obstacle courses made out of porno. bet it's not so good now huh

yes i can confirm that george zimmerman just fashioned a cocoon from Monster Energy cans and metamorphosed into a gun with angel wings #cool

roving online gangs are promoting disrespect of brand leaders on this very platform #HonestyHour #Police

#InternationalSelfCareDay riding hood of my 18wheeler freaking out getting shaken baby syndrome & turning red like a boiled crab sucking ass

the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high Êúà(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from

cruising the streets of night time in my Hyundai Sonata... looking for drunk drivers to ram into

im inventing a new kind of bird seed out of sand and waste

sure, punch all the teeth out of my mouth for having an Opinion. Very good

me and DigimonOtis suppot the government of Egypt, and detest the ape like protesters and their Campaign Of Fear. #jan25

http://i.imgur.com/cVoFs.jpg

imbecile goes viral after telling tgifridays waiter that his caesar dressing is "too spicy"

Moneyhats all the way down. He doesnt csre about the true fans. He killed the dog for profit.Just follow the big dollar sign

2022 year of the buffoon. ladys invest early; get your self a man with that buffoon dick

CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MOM & DADS FACE WHEN I GET THE BOOT CAMP THEY SENT ME TO SHUT DOWN FOR DIAPER DISCRIMINATION

i sit down at my cubicle, roll up m y pants and pick scabs off of my legs for 9 hours, ignoring evoery call & email i receive. i make $76/hr

Monsanto Yes #MonsantoYes

"hooters 2" is the most perfect phrase ive ever seen. "hooters 2" is just ok. "hooters 2" isnt that funny. "hooters 2" is good again.

" i never met a Simpson i didn't like. " -SimpsonsWade

boys im here to tellt you that a high-quality wall paper can make any room look fantastic on the cheap

Prisoners are producing gallons of low quality semon "On the dole". WE are FED UP with being SUCKED OFF by crooks & conmen. At long last sir

yeah thats right babe... im in the shower right niow.. wearing nothin but a neon green tracksuit, and some belts

haters are my God

i envisioned last night an older, wiser austin powers engaging a group of young adults about the evils of sex. hollywood, the world is ready

really lookjing forward to going through puberty again and becoming a cop

all im asking is for you dumb mother fuckers to click on 1 link in your entire life

did i jsut piss myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,

Duty And Honor http://t.co/PCizXLGG9N

i hear by claim this guestbook in the name of the m0nsanto christianz. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u. fuck u.

MY SIN: i got excited and made a horrifying post of jay leno (car victim) MY PUNISHMENT: i will burn my self to appease his oafish fans

women aare setting unrealistic body standards by expecting me to wear a tuxedo 24/7 and to not flip out at waiters

All music made past the year 1969 is rap. (sseals self in rebuttal proof chamber for 100 years)

making the rounds on 9gag: an animated gif of my depressed balls, descending slowly into a fiery, cavernous pit which appears to be Hell

someone has filled the Stanley Cup with... BLood?? my god. such a powerful statement. how could we have been so blind. Sports is cancelled

getting my pussy hammered like a dumb ass

MY KUTCHER/SCOTT " DUDE AND SWEET TATTOO" ROUTINE IS SEVERELY HAMPERED BY THE FACT THAT IM ONE PERSON

imagine a world where we could all smell our turds while theyre still in our body. capital one whats in your wallet

my dick is bulb shape, nobody helps me, and whenever my browser needs to be updated i call the police

TODAY WE EXPLORE THE LINK BETWEEN WIDESPREAD SOIL EROSION IN HAITI AND MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS BECOMING LESS FUNNY

i love ggetting hazed so i can gain access into this exclusive club of people who have been forced to eat dog shit

covering "sarcasm just another service i offer" tshirt with a shirt that says im not that interested in sarcasm to catch my rivals off guard

Thread. The dog who died in a united airlines overhead bin was a deep state Chaos Agent. Thread, Thread

i think if we give the cops enough of our money they will eventually prestige into a stronger type of cop that can defeat our own servicemen

my name is "hubo" now and not even my dad and all my uncles can change it back to "greg" no matter how many xboxs they step on

fake people are ignorant. dead people are fake. ignorant people are fake. dead people are ignorant people. .fake people are dead #RealTalk

the waterboy (1998) is woke now

im a Diplomat's Nephew and im tired of pretending um not one

(to sold out crowd at madison square garden) does any one remember the eat the poopoo video. he eat the poo poo? no?

The dog who played scooby doo in the scooby doo movie was a girl dog & you can see its pussy in some of the scenes. And everyones ok w this?

"I would have to take heroin to think this is good. I would need to disable 80% of my brain w/ toxic fumes" Well if you say this youre wrong

polease cut all art programs so we can instead focus on teaching our children the importance of being Respectful towards influencers

i think if tthe country got annihilated by nukes id "Lay low" for a bit and "Wait it out"

people who like to say "Ba ba ba ba " at me <<<< People who hand me their wallet